Just a month ago, prosecutors in the lying to cops case were demanding that for any deal not involving Lindsay Lohan going to jail that she would have to spend at least six months in a residential rehab. That means six months of no partying and there is no early release. We would be six months without Lindsay Lohan and the world would have seemed like a beautiful place and she would have had a tough time coming back from that one unless she was perfect when she came out. That is a long time away from the public eye. Now though, prosecutors have reduced the time in rehab to 60 days from six months which is nothing. Sure, it is a long time for Lindsay to go without her sugar daddies and pills and booze, but two months is fairly quick and the prosecutors said she can do some required community service anywhere she likes. Lindsay would prefer doing that online so her assistant could do it for her. By the time this is all said and done, the prosecutors will probably drop everything and offer to buy Lindsay a beer and then arrest her when she drives home after and the cycle will start all over again.
Yeah, but Bobby Brown gets the slammer. What gives?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Blohan free March. Think about it.
ReplyDeleteErm, that picture. No comment. Just... No.
ReplyDeleteFree LiLo!
ReplyDeleteWhat? I'm shocked! Shocked I tell ya!
ReplyDeleteI like to think Enty has a special sub-file of the many iconic 'Lilo at her worst' pics---This, the pink fur pics, the pic of her sitting in filth on a London sidewalk, the pics of her & that Sikh billionaire dude doing lines & f*cking....So many unforgettable Lilo moments.
ReplyDelete@Libby don't forget that one where her one eye is closed & the other one is all wonky and wide open, that one's my fave
DeleteUgh. Why, why, why?
ReplyDeleteMy usual Lilo comment: I cannot believe how old she looks! I just don't understand how someone in their 20s can look 20 years older.
ReplyDeleteShe's so pretty.
ReplyDeleteI'll just say it. Does her twat sing? How....just , HOW?
ReplyDeleteLOL@Alexstasza
ReplyDeleteI didn't read the post. But im also pushing for a Lohan Free March!
ReplyDeleteAll in favor say Aye!
This girl has more lives than a cat, and people are constantly protecting and enabling her. I don't even understand why? She's not talented, she's not pretty, she's an addict, she's getting older and she's big and bloated. Her face is HUGE in the pic above.
ReplyDeleteI blame the media and all the tabloids. If they would just ignore her, she'd maybe learn a lesson. Going to jail, house arrest and a slap on the wrist isn't her kryptonite. It's attention. Take that away, and she'll have nothing.
I honestly skip over 90% of Lindsey stories now. Just like I did with Paris Hilton stories way back. I've lost interest. It's the same thing over and over.
She looks like courtney love. And not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteIs there actually a good way to look like Courtney Love though? ;-)
DeleteRuh roh, she has the Mindy Mcready bloat going on.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe Charlie Sheen likes this girl.
Then again maybe she has warlock blood.
The pufferfish returns! This is my favorite pic of her!
ReplyDeleteI think it would be great to have a ban on all things Lohan until the day she is finally put in jail, or straightens up her act. Then again, she does bring in the hits and comments, so it's not likely the gossip blogs will stop writing about here.
ReplyDeleteShe must have some dirt on someone in the DA's office. That's the only logical excuse I can think of as to how she keeps getting break after break.
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ReplyDeleteI remember when I saw this pic, I had my first ginger girl crush...such a shame she became such a disaster.
ReplyDelete@Basil That's what I think too. A few years ago there was a blind item about a mother who secretly filmed her, then underage, daughter being used and abused by an older, very powerful, man.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember where I read it but I would have no problem believing Dina would do something like that.
Lindsay has had too many lucky escapes. There has to be more to it.
I've always said the worst punishment she could ever receive is to be totally ignored. No press, no paps, no nothing. Take away the attention and she will fold like a two dollar bill. (Dina too.) She can never recover from the path she's gone down - she's becoming Pamela Anderson 2.0. You look at someone like Jennifer Lawrence, who just won an Oscar at age 22 - Lindsay can't even begin to compare. She may as well hang it up and resign herself to the Tara Reid lifestyle. It's really all she has left.
ReplyDeleteHoudini is rolling in his grave! Blohan's about to break his record!
ReplyDeleteBlah blah blah blubbity blah. Same shit to say erry time about this booger face. I'm bored with her and her antics.
ReplyDeleteIf she goes to rehab, she will still cause trouble & we'll hear all about it. Didn't she punch an employee or something last time she went to rehab?
ReplyDeleteEnty, next Lilo article, use the pic of her falling on a cactus! Please?!
OMG, that picture is just so...wow. She looks older than me (I'm 45), and for sure way more haggard. Not often at my age I can say that, ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note - what is the point of forced rehab? After fiftyseventyeleventy times there, it's pretty obvious her vices aren't going away. Leave her to drink and drug herself to death. At this point forced rehab is just another form of enabling.
DISGUSTING period
ReplyDeleteDavid Crosby was forced to rehab in Huntsville State Prison in Texas & that did the trick for him. Is San Quentin still open for Business?
ReplyDeleteThe california legal system is such a joke. When will a politician step forward and fix the mess that is CALIFORNIA once and for all. Let lilo pull that crap in arizona, she'll be hauled away faster than DMX getting pulled over for speeding.
ReplyDeleteWhoa look at how fat she looks! Yeah San Quentin is still open. She'd have to go to Chowchilla women's prison. And she should!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Lindsay really thinks of Jennifer Lawrence. Didn't Enty say that Lilo was oddly silent on Oscar night?
ReplyDeleteApparently her lawyer is trying to set-up some deal for her to do community service by visiting schools and old age homes to "inspire others"....uh....
ReplyDeleteif I had a kid and Lilo was coming to speak that day I would pull them outta school so fast...wtf
the problem is when Lindsay gets into a car or creates other mayhem that is a danger to others
ReplyDeletebut the bottomline is why is she getting treated differently than other people facing the same offences that's the deal
you can excuse the first offence or so but this is just not right
justice must be seen to be done for the system to work
isn't there an election in LA coming up, good time to bring up the lax on Lohan situation
or commit to a mental facility not a rehab
GO GO LINDSAY, this cat is slick, got to give her props lol
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