I still contend that the best season ever on any Real Housewives was the first year of Beverly Hills with Camille Grammer. I know though that if LeAnn Rimes is added as a Housewife that season with Camille would be eclipsed. There are rumors that LeAnn has been asked to do the show. You would not even need any other cast members. The producers could just focus on LeAnn and Brandi Glanville and the rest of the cast would just be superfluous. The only reason you would need other cast members is so they could hos parties where LeAnn and Brandi would have a place to square off and fight.
Nope, don't care.
ReplyDeletePlease, if Leann did RHOBH she would have a complete mental breakdown by the end of the season. Not that I'm against watching that.
ReplyDeleteRemember the good old days, when Camille would say the meanest, bitchiest thing, then shrug her shoulders and giggle? Ah, memories
If jersey showed us anything, it would be a terrible idea.
ReplyDeleteGood god no! Camille was such a bitch! She was smart to hire that PR team to makeover her image, but I will always miss her real personality.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for the Real Housewives of The Jersey Shore.
ReplyDelete@FSP you're going to be waiting a long time since technically there is no more Jersey Shore :\
DeleteOh please no. Just no.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Enty was able to find a pic of Leann with clothes on. Doesn't she live in bikinis?
Nah, LeAnn at least has talent. I can't see her joining the cast - ever.
ReplyDeleteI vote no. LeAnn doesn't belong on TV. I don't want to have to watch that falco face every week (I know I will I can't help it). She's a insecure, jealous, morally corrupt, self entitled bitch. We already have people playing those roles!
ReplyDeleteSeriously it would become the Brandi and LeAnn show and I'm tired of that already. NO.
I can't believe no one has mentioned this would be item number 1,000 that LeAnn will have 'copied' or 'stolen' from Brandi.
ReplyDeleteSWF, for real. Now she wants to take over Brandi's show too?
Exactly what I was going to say. Although these things have to be scripted to Andy Cohen's liking, most of the viewers side with Brandi. Tori Spelling was smarter about the stealing husband thing than Le Ann in that she didn't take over Dean's children from the marriage or try to morph into the ex. The backlash would result in the second suicide for BH. I'd rather have Faye than LeAnn.
DeleteThat would be kind of cruel for LeAnn, she's kind of a mental midget, I can just see the crying and lawsuits coming for all her hurt feel-bads.
ReplyDelete@katydid.. you do realize that "insecure, jealous, morally corrupt, self entitled bitch" sounds like the Real Housewives of (Name Your Poison) job description, right? lmao
ReplyDeleteIf I were Brandi, I would feel so betrayed by the show producers for even approaching her. I think I'm in the minority, but I could totally see why Teresa on Jersey got upset about the pursuit of Melissa. I seriously think reality TV producers sit around in the office and twirl their long evil mustaches while bwahhhhhhhhhhing the day away.
ReplyDeleteI want Denise Richards to be on RHBH. Wasn't she rumored to be a consideration when the show first started? I just think she would be interesting. I watched a few epis of her show on E! (I think it was E!) and there was something about her that I liked. I don't know why.
I would LOVE it if they cast Kathy Hilton. That would be amazeballs.
Camille at her best:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owiULlDzAEk
As long as it ain't Faye Resnick joining the cast. I miss $25,000 dolla sunglasses, Dana.
ReplyDelete@susan, that's what I'm saying, as if sister in laws with jealousy issues wasnt enough, could you imagine them casting the mistress turned stepmother with emotional issues? I could see if it was a city with bad ratings but RHOBH has to have the best cast. It would just be evil and even tho I'm sure I'd watch it'd just be so sad in the end. I guess Brandi would finally be allowed to have her kids in the background shots tho.
ReplyDelete@LottaColada hate to break it to you but there's still a jersey shore...i live there!
ReplyDelete@lily Lol I know there's still a jersey shore just not a jersey shorefront so to speak where all the glitzy scenes from said reality show would be filmed.
DeleteI'd watch, but I'm pretty sure I'd want to punch my TV every week.
ReplyDelete@sugar, me too!!! Dana/"Pam" needs a comeback. She's just a guy. Lol.
ReplyDeleteDana was a total weirdo. She was great!
ReplyDeleteI thinking bringing LeAnn on the show would be great for TV, but horrible for their family.
What Lee Ann would agree to would be ANOTHER batch of Beverly Hills 'housewives' headlined by her, not the current group,so she could be the 'Stah'.
ReplyDeleteI want to watch a sitcom starring Brandi and LeAnn as themselves but also really terrible detectives. They can be totally bitchy to each other, but over time develop a grudging respect. And laugh and joke about how terrible Eddie is in bed or something.
ReplyDeleteYou are a genius.
Delete@VIP yes!! I LOVED season 1 camille...I think Kelsey leaving her took a nice hit at her ego..at least until she found her sexy lawyer.
ReplyDeleteas far as casting Falcor..NO NO NO and NO!!!
I wish they'd have her on for one or two episodes just so I could watch Lisa Vanderpump teach her a lesson or 50. Even though Lisa can barely move her face, she can still kill with a subtle stare.
ReplyDeleteGod, I love Lisa Vanderpump. Em - if you read this, when we go all grey gardens later in life, we can talk like Lisa all. the. time.
God their faces are jacked up with fillers. Gross!
ReplyDeleteNever happen. Le Le is too fragile. She would crumble. I can just hear Yolanda's voice "is this the whore who stole your husband?"
ReplyDeleteLMAO I can totally hear Yolanda saying that!! Also agree with discoflux that a dressing down by Lisa would be great tv. Okay you guys are changing my mind. Not a series regular but she can have a guest spot, 2 episodes max. Andy make sure Yolanda can attend first before scheduling!
Delete@unknown I didn't think I would like Yolanda, but her sneaker zingers like that have made her my favorite person this season. And she has no issues saying it in front of the subject. I love women who call it like they see it!
DeleteI love SusanB's idea of Denise Richards. I know she's friends with Andy so I'm sure he's already asked her but I think that would be great! I could see her and Brandi being friends and she could probably use some Lisa in her life too since her Mom died. Much better casting than LeAnn. Go away LeAnn no ones cares.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who wouldn't be bothered if Paul Nassif became the Slade of Beverly Hills?
ReplyDeleteVIP, I'm thinking he'll stay on the show and the ex will go.
DeleteKaren! I love your plot line!
ReplyDeleteFSP your avi's always scare the hell outta me.
Thanks for the Camille clip Terri. That was awesome.
Now I want to see this Dana person. Anyone have a clip of that?
@Sherry Here's a tiny bit of Dana/Pam: Dana Game Night
DeleteLeAnn Rimes would not be amazing. On anything.
ReplyDelete@Disco, I'm here, and I like that idea :) I can't tell you how hard I was laughing last night. The Future Mr. Kay posted the shark fin song to my fb page this morning.
I'd go back to watching it to see crazy LeAnn.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! I had it in mind to post "I Need Love" to your page this morning but got too busy. I hope that doesn't make you deepest blue.
ReplyDeleteOnly if they throw another dinner party with the psychic and her e-cigarette and she tells LeAnn that her marriage is doomed :)
ReplyDeletePicking up on what @BTownGirl said, how's this for a spinoff: A new Bravo show called Dinner with the FOHs (Friends of Housewives)
ReplyDeleteFeaturing: The morally corrupt Faye Resnick, Allison Dubois (complete with cigarette), Marisa Zanuck (so she can talk the whole time about how unattractive she finds her husband), Camille Grammer (so she can stir the pot, then giggle and shrug), and a rotating guest every week!
@vipblonde haha Camille really is a "friend" of the houeswives at this point, I don't get it. She's no longer in the opening credits after downgrading to "guest star" yet absolutely nothing else has changed, she's in every single episode & still does talking head segments
DeleteEnty, what happened to Rhimes lawsuit against you?
ReplyDelete@VIP, brilliant! I would totally watch...let's start the rotating guests with former housewives, I nominate prostitution whoraaaa Danielle for the 1st guest.
ReplyDelete@Primadiva Love it!!! Followed by Jill Zarin. Can't wait to see two gingies go at it. Allison Dubois smack down FTW!
DeleteIs that a Freudian slip, "..so they could HOS parties" ??
ReplyDeleteI can just hear Yolanda's voice "is this the whore who stole your husband?"
ReplyDeleteUnknown, you are hysterical.
The morally corrupt Faye Resnick gets me every time.
@Agent...
ReplyDeleteI thought he was just being called in the lawsuit with the teacher since he posted the clip of the phone call. Unless, I'm misremembering, not personally sued.
VIP I'm all for Paul's staying on the show!! I really do want him to start dating Brandi and she can be their boys "bonus Mom". If only Bravo would let us take over.......... shrug and giggle.
ReplyDeleteLola, I think you are right. I assume she dropped the lawsuit?
ReplyDelete@vip might be the best thing I've ever heard hahaha. I'd hope they'd still include all the clips of the housewives imitating the electric cigarette tho hahaha. And yeah @agent, enty was just named in the lawsuit against that woman. The lawyer was trying to demonstrate a pattern of bullying and listed here and celebitchy as "hate" sites lolz.
ReplyDeleteNope teacher lawsuit is still going strong...
ReplyDeleteThanks, Onyx.
DeleteAgent, she (the teacher) adopted 4 special needs kids and it was postponed. I'm not clear whether the kids were adopted pre-lawsuit and just need more care or whether they were adopted in the midst of the legal goings on.
DeleteMy secret shame is that I love reading comments in places like radar and celebitchy to Leann/Brandy posts. Both groups of fans are nuts. Interestingly, I have noticed a recent turn of sentiment (which used to be about 80% pro Brandy) towards LeAnn and Eddie with people starting to really be over Brandy's "keeping it real" shtick.
Lola, I find it all hilarious. Have you seen www.stoopidhousewives.com ? Very funny. There's another one that is really funny, but it's about Melissa Gorga http://fauxrealityentertainment.com/. RHOBH and RHONJ are the only 2 I have seen.That's probably 2 too many:)
DeleteYes, I would watch (and I never watch these shows)!
ReplyDeleteI heard on the radio today that Leanne is probably pregnant. God save us all.
Leann would be a disturbed train wreck! And her face morphing scares me, that girl needs to stop! It's sad she can't get an original thought of her own and is so insecure she has to model herself after Brandi.
ReplyDeleteI don't think tv can handle that much crazy. That being said, this was probably the plan since adding Brandi to the cast. But is Bravo ready for her inevitable lawsuit for "wrongly" showing her SWF Brandi?
ReplyDeleteI'm still so curious abt all the vasectomy rumors tho..
ReplyDelete@VIPblonde - YES!! Ohmygod, someone, somewhere PLEASE make this happen haha!
ReplyDelete@ Terri - OMG I used to LOVE to hate Camille in Season 1! She would say something utterly horrible in the talking head segments and then do a little laugh - so evil! That dinner with the crazy psychic was one of the best eps ever.
ReplyDeleteIf Dana comes back, I'll puke. She was an utter bore. All she did was kiss the asses of the housewives she liked and talk about the price of her swag. No thanks.
@ Karen - Brandi said on WWHL that Eddie was a 9 in bed. :(
@Mango-Camille did all that & she never ever had to blink!
DeleteMango, that dinner party was a high point, a pinnacle that no reality moment has ever reached since. I learned to love Camille through all of her laughter, and I found myself totally on her side for years now. These ladies, they're all kind of narcissistic and curious, and I like most of them. I wish they wouldn't fight.
ReplyDeleteKyle is always fascinating to me. She's a total bitch, and she lets her temper flare up and burn up everything. She's an Anglo Protestant who somehow turned into some kind of Jewish Hispanic witch, and you've gotta find that fascinating. Her hair alone merits immortality.
Agent, I will check it out.
ReplyDeleteI find the LeAnn/Brandy fans so entertaining because they seem to take everything so personally and act like they are in close personal relationships with these women. They have nicknames for the opposing "supporters" and immediately attack anyone who says they are nuts by calling them by those names (for instance, apparently if you are a Brandy supporter, the worst insult you can possibly be called is a Leelee).
It's like Beliebers and Directioners only grown women rabidly fanatical about other grown women. It's very fascinating.
Let's think back to Leann's hits, I need you, and Blue. Those are two hit songs, that she recorded in the I want to say mid nineties? I don't think she wrote them. So that's not a ton of money. When was her last tour, her last single, I know she's got an album out, but have you seen or heard any promotion? So that means the label has no expectations or hopes for it. We all know that Eddie's just with her for the money, and Brandy had had enough. I would love to see them catfight it out on the rhobh, although I don't watch that show, I might if they were on together. Leanne's just so strange, so unbalanced, so overemoting. I think it's the adderall, that does do that to a person. So Eddie's draining Leanne's savings, Brandy's been able to get some good paychecks out Bravo, why shouldn't Leanne?
ReplyDeleteThanks Blondie! You always come through.
ReplyDeleteNo no no on the Leanne addition. It's crowded enough as it is. AND she would bring too much crazay. Oh like I really care. I never watch these shows anyway.
I have always said that the people at Bravo are just freaking evil and the whole housewives phenomenon is just a way to humiliate these foolish people and to make us humiliate ourselves by watching them.
ReplyDeleteLeeAnn has something wrong with her--and this would be as painful to watch as watching Kim Richards melt down on camera has been.
And Brandi Glanville has whored herself out in service to Bravo--she's done yeoman service causing all kinds of conflict (I know it comes naturally to her but the show would have been damn boring the past 2 seasons without her) and this would probably cause her to spontaneously combust.
All that said....I'd probably watch it because I kind of suck and I watch this stuff. :)
So it's cool to see two women fight?
ReplyDeleteKylie's hair is gorgeous!! I googled what she does but it involves $100 vitamins, so no thanks!
ReplyDeleteI forgot about Pam/Dana! I will never forget her tacky ass telling everyone how much stuff costs. And I'll have to agree that the dinner party with the psychic was pretty spectacular TV although it ran a close tie with the dinner party when Kelly "Satchels of Gold" Bensimon (sp) lost her shit on Bethenney.
I'm sorry, I don't care how much LAR supposedly imitates Brandi, I cannot see her agreeing to do this show.