Katie Couric's Husband Is A Ghost

Police are investigating how a phone number that belonged to the deceased husband of Katie Couric keeps calling 911. It has called them 10 times. Although the line works there is no phone attached. Meanwhile, first responders have come to Katie's place each time thinking there was an emergency. Jay Monahan was a guy you loved watching on television. He was an attorney but spent most of his time talking about trials or giving his opinion. He died of colon cancer in 1998. What I am thinking is that he and Kurt Cobain have become friends in heaven and Kurt is trying to tell police something about the way he died. Could be Elvis too. Hungry. Wants a peanut butter and banana sandwich with pickles.