Friday, February 08, 2013

John Mayer Says He Was A Jerk To All Women He Dated

John Mayer is going to be on CBS Sunday Morning. I'm sure a lot of his fans are thinking to themselves, "You know what? I have nothing to do on a Sunday at 9am and I have never watched this program ever, so it should be interesting." Apparently John is tired of giving print interviews because he says stuff he regrets so he thought he would try this whole television thing because they are nicer and have less time to fill. The only thing of relevance John said in the interview is that he admits he was a jerk to all the women he has met in the past and dated in the past. He blames it all on the fact that he was trying to please everyone and have everyone like him. Sure, I can see why they would think he was a jerk if he was trying so hard to get them to like him. What he said makes absolutely no sense, but he says he has changed and that he is a much better person now. Uh huh.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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64 comments:

  1. ethorne6:03 AM

    So whose pussy grenade is he going to wax poetic about this time?

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  2. greenmountaingal6:04 AM

    That is a priceless pic of Chestica.

    I don't understand why women date John Mayer. To me, he looks like an unwashed stoner whose nose is constantly running.

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  3. Karen6:05 AM

    @ethorne, I want more T-Swizzle dirt, so I hope it's her.

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  4. Laura6:06 AM

    Please stop talking! Douchenozzel.

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  5. hunter6:08 AM

    I want you to like me so I'm treating you like crap?

    Wait...

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    1. Bpadge015:39 PM

      Sadly, that works on some women. :-/

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  6. Silly Girl6:08 AM

    I do think he's sort of hot. (hangs head in shame)

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  7. ethorne6:08 AM

    Haha I was gonna say look at the slut photo bombing, then I realized it was Jessica.

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    1. All about Eve9:40 AM

      @ethorne, me too! Didn't realize it was Hessica until it was mentioned in the comments, she looks wasted!

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  8. a non a miss6:09 AM

    I wish he would address the rumors of him defecating on women.

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  9. a non a miss6:10 AM

    @silly girl- I think he's hot too and I love his music. You aren't alone!

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  10. Kelly6:12 AM

    Add me in to thinking he's hot.

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  11. Anonymous6:12 AM

    Say what you want about Taylor Swift, but at least she TRIES to do the relationship thing. It's better than being a lying whore-hound like Mayer!

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  12. Meanie Rhysie6:15 AM

    We already know what T-Swizzler's O-face is!

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  13. Patty6:20 AM

    Hello Captain Obvious!

    Someone get that man a bottle of shampoo and explain how to use it.

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  14. Pip6:24 AM

    Take a shower! I like CBS Sunday Morning, and really don't want to see him douching it up.

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  15. Henriette6:27 AM

    He should go back to being quiet.

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  16. S.joy6:29 AM

    This pic cracks me up!

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  17. MISCH6:31 AM

    Duh !

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  18. Tyler6:34 AM

    Count me among the fans of his music. He's a fantastic musician, one of the very few I can listen to continuously on repeat. Continuum and No Room For Squares are amazing. I went to a show on his Continuum tour, one of the best concerts I've ever been to.

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    1. Unknown8:24 AM

      @Phoenix Room for squares was my favorite! Could listen to 'back to you' all day long!

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  19. JSierra6:42 AM

    John Mayer is dirty sexy. He is reallly hot in a dirty way and you would just have nonstop dirty sex for a week while singing and playing guitar and smoking joints in bed. Then hygiene awareness sets in and you leave him forever to sit in a puddle of bleach for a week and reminisce about the dirty times and drawing the line at pooping on each other. Yuck.


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    1. Popnursing7:52 AM

      @jsierra - noooooooo! Now you've got me thinking who is dirty sexy, but he is not it (for me at least) but I'd slum it with big, burly guys. Dominic Purcell, maybe? Mmmmm - off to give this much more thought.... Thank you!

      Agree with Barton Fink - sexual napalm is an excellent addition to the urban dictionary. And for JS of all people. Hahahahahahah

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    2. Sarah9:09 AM

      Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm because she's DTP, down to poop.

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    3. Jazzy9:19 AM

      It's official, DTP is the new ass to ass in my book. Eww.

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    4. Sarah10:23 AM

      You're welcome

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  20. LottaColada6:46 AM

    I do like some of his music and wonder to myself how on earth the same music comes from such a narcissistic douche.

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  21. Henriette6:51 AM

    When I look at him, all I see is the pooping.

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  22. Vkn7:00 AM

    So gross.

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  23. Barton Fink7:11 AM

    He is deplorable, but humanity must always be grateful to him for the phrase "sexual napalm." That was a keeper.

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    1. lc8:56 AM

      Is ''sexual napalm'' good or bad? I could never fugure it out. Cuz napalm is poison, right?

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    2. Unknown8:28 AM

      @ic I've always wondered that too... I thought it was good? "explosive" like napalm? :)

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  24. Barton Fink7:12 AM

    Speaking of pooping, who liked Movie 43?

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  25. eris hilton7:22 AM

    You can be a fan of the art without being a fan of the artist. In fact, you basically HAVE to.

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  26. fedwaymom7:29 AM

    Can someone please tell me what I missed about him and poop?

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    1. Sarah9:14 AM

      There were a few blind items during his d-bag heydey about John's sexual misadventures. He supposedly left a few hotel rooms smeared with the evidence of the very dirtiest of dirty sex.
      As far as I'm aware, that's as much evidence as there is, but those rumors are persistent.
      Does anyone know of anything else to support these rumors?

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  27. Lulu G7:30 AM

    @rejectedcarebear - do you really? Be careful what you ask for!!!! ewwwwwwwwwwww :-)

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  28. AuntJess7:42 AM

    Why does such a douche bag have to make such good music. I drop the granny panties for Slow Dancing in a Burning Room.

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    1. Sarah10:25 AM

      He has to burn the room, because of the poop.

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  29. Popnursing7:56 AM

    Great picture. John Mayer with a limp horn and Jessica Simspon giving blow job face while holding a spoon and brown shoulder pad (?). The inferences are gold.

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  30. smash8:24 AM

    I miss how fun and trashy Jessica Simples was!

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    1. LottaColada8:48 AM

      @smash when I saw this pic I immediately remembered how you brought it up on a live blog that you were looking at older posts and what a whore/trashy Jessica was, LOL. Now that I have a visual I completely agree with you.

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    2. smash9:08 AM

      Lotta- this is a "good" picture compared to some of them! Holy hell. Her skin was more orange then lihos.

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  31. Eeekalicious8:31 AM

    I really like Jessica Simpson. Her life sure improved once he was gone.

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    1. Sarah9:23 AM

      Yeah, she seems happy, but that fiancé seems like a douche. Hope I'm wrong, but he seemed happy to drop a wife and a life to just be her errand boy.

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  32. auntliddy9:00 AM

    I will file this right in " no shit sherlock" file.

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    1. Sarah11:01 AM

      The 12 year old me is trying not to make your "no shit Sherlock" into one more poop pun

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    2. Chicky2:07 PM

      HA!

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  33. Jazzy9:18 AM

    Is he trying to get the older generation to take him seriously again? The photos of him in Montana, doing an interview on a show who's main demo is 48+, really obvious. John tried to get people to call him the next Eric Clapton early in his career. Now he's trying to get people to call him the next Neil Young. It ain't gonna happen. Yeah, he's talented, but his antics have solidified him as a douche first, talented musician second. People like him and Beyawnce make me laugh. They are so focused on being deemed legendary, but where's the music to back that up? You're fighting to be relevant now, what will stand in twenty years? Right now I couldn't sing a John Mayer song if you put a gun to my head, but I do know he's a fame whore.

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  34. Sarah9:21 AM

    John actually cleans up very nicely. He was at his peak during the Aniston shadow days. She has a couple of good renovations on her resume, Brad was at his hottest around their wedding, but her current remodel is going badly. Theroux is so skinny, tanned, and plucked, he looks more like a gay hairdresser friend.
    Call me petty, but guys wearing smaller skinny jeans than me is a deal breaker.

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  35. FitwithLizzie9:25 AM

    Popnursing beat me to it.

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  36. Mama June9:27 AM

    I watch CBS Sunday Morning so I'll get to see this. Joy.

    Sarah, I think you're right about the rumors but no real evidence. Personally, I choose to think it's BS since the thought of pooping on someone or vice versa is absolutely disgusting and unfathomable. I know people do weird stuff, but ewwwwwww.

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  37. chopchop9:37 AM

    He was a jerk to his girlfriends? I think, considering he dropped a deuce on them, this is an understatement.

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  38. All about Eve9:45 AM

    I do like his music but can't stand this man! He's gross.

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  39. Mango10:13 AM

    I like a couple of his songs but I think he's a putz who treats women like dirt. If he ever deigns to settle down, his lucky wife will have to hire all men or old, unattractive women for staff or he'll be fucking the housekeeper and nannies.

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  40. Sherry10:24 AM

    Love the picture of Jessica..Someone's drunk!

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  41. Anonymous10:45 AM

    John Mayer - forever known as the king of the blumpkins!

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    1. Anonymous10:48 AM

      For those not in the know - google " blumpkin "

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    2. Meanie Rhysie10:56 AM

      o.O I just had to, didn't I?!?!

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  42. Sadie11:06 AM

    Just for the record I've watched CBS Sunday Morning for years now as has my entire family who just happened to be scattered throughout the United States. Its a really good show worth your 90 minutes every Sunday.

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  43. RocketQueen12:19 PM

    @Henriette - me too! I just picture his ass and shit coming out of it. Pass.

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  44. boomom2212:39 PM

    I don't know why, but I don't find him hot at all. Never did.

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  45. Sarah9:30 PM

    Guess I read the comments too much on this thread today. Every time I see John Mayer I think of that bit Conan used to do with that talking dog that finished every sentence with "for me to poop on!"

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  46. timebob 12:16 PM

    I still think Jennifer or Jessica would take him back in a heart beat if he came sniffing around again.

    I hope he isn't using Katy, or maybe she is using him who knows. He at least admits his latest album was a critical mess and bombed.

    As people have said many times in here who knew him from high school, he was a loner, unpopular and had a cheerleader obsession. People only paid attention to him when he played the guitar.

    He is still living out his high school issues and probably always will.

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