Joe Simpson Spent $300K On Mexican Vacation
It pays to be the manager of Jessica Simpson. Not so much Ashlee Simpson though. According to Radar, Joe Simpson recently went to Cabo where he dropped $300K on a little vacation that he took with a mystery guest. This of course comes on the heels of his Hawaii vacation that he took with his daughter Jessica after Tina and Ashlee went back home. Radar also says that Tina is ticked off because the money came from their joint bank accounts and that the couple are fighting over their $300M fortune which means if they have $300M, then Jessica pretty much has more money than anyone. Ashlee must be depressed about that everyday. Maybe she can become a backup singer on Fall Out Boy's new tour. Oh wait. I forgot. To be a backup singer you really do need to sing. I guess she will just have to be happy with the paycheck Jessica sends her every two weeks for doing nothing.
In all fairness, wasn't he the one who "earned" that money by managing Jessica? Those breasts don't promote themselves, you know!
ReplyDeleteSo, how many rent boys can you buy with $300K?
ReplyDeleteI don't blame him! I always need a vacation after a vacation. Seriously. Vacations are supposed to be relaxing but somehow I always end up more stressed out. Does anyone else have that problem?
ReplyDeleteDear Lord - I spent 300K on my house! And I would have sold it to him for the same amount.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that if you shell out $300k for a vacation, the boys will flock to your cabana for free.
ReplyDeleteYes Reese's! I find going on vacation is more work than just staying home.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I wish one of my siblings was loaded and paid me for just existing.
ReplyDeleteJessica's Mom actually manages the fashion line, which is where all the money comes from. Joe manages her "entertainment" career, which hasn't been bringing in much money for the last decade.
ReplyDeleteJessica seems very generous by nature, and has been very smart in her endorsements. Wow, I didn't realize Joe was such a little saver. I had the impression that he was always on the verge of bankruptcy.
ReplyDelete@RCB No kidding!! I'm pretty sure they'd pay to keep my heathen ass out of their lives! LOL
ReplyDeleteI almost feel bad for Ashlee, she is not very good looking, she has no talent, she is not popular with the public, whats a girl to do?
ReplyDeleteJSierra, cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.
DeleteWell played, katydid, well played indeed
Delete@Reeses - vacations stress me out to the max. I seriously have to take medication to not go into full panic attack mode when I'm away from home. Thank God I'm better than I used to be. I was on da road to agoraphobia before I figured out how to deal. Now, I take my little pill, and can actualy enjoy the vacation that I planned!
ReplyDeleteI hope Jessica is smart enough to have already locked up a trust for poor Ashlee's kid with never a haircut. His name is too unfortunate to type, but I hope Jess thinks to at least give him enough for his education, b/c god knows Ashlee can't be trusted to have or earn that money by the time he needs it.
ReplyDeleteHow many twinks came along on the holiday?
ReplyDeleteLibby, I think Pete and his girlfriend are the main caretakers of their little boy. I'm sure Pete's not loaded like Jessica but compared to all of us has plenty of money to support him. I think Petes music sucks and he made a bad choice picking Ashley but otherwise seems to care about his son.
ReplyDeleteI don't buy it. If they really have $300 million, $300k is would be nothing. It'd be the interest on one account for a few months. Come on.
ReplyDeletekatydid--I know Pete cares and I didn't mean to insinuate he didn't. I was saying he's not likely to be as well off in 20 years, when his kid needs the money.
ReplyDeleteNo insult, I just hope the kid has double insurance for at least an education. Too many pop stars go bankrupt is all.
And of course I meant the money should be 'locked up' from ASHLEE (sp?). 'cause I think she's a cokehead or something.
Yes agree! Ashlee probably takes whatever Jessica's giving her now and puts it right up her nose.
DeleteLibby, Pete's music makes a helluva lot more than people realize and he has a clothing line, is an author and part owner of a group of nightclubs that do very well. He is a smart man who doesn't blow his money on drugs so I am sure he has already set up funds for his son's education and well being.
ReplyDeleteThere's Libby, ok, call of the search. Just didn't see her in the other posts. Jessica seems like a pretty nice sister, Asslee should consider herself lucky. Shut her look at me mouth and make herself useful.
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DeleteThey're getting divorced. Whatever. He can sleep with anyone he wants. They should just get the divorce over with so everyone can move on.
ReplyDeleteHow long was this vacation?! Let's say it was two weeks. That's over 21K per day! What on earth would one buy with 21K per day?!
ReplyDeleteJSierra...Asslee is trying to fuck her way to financial freedom. She's gotten soooooo close with Pete and then that actor..If only she could snag a really big one and then pop another kid and be set..She just can't seem to make the leap to A++..always stuck at B slipping to C. But damn it! That girl has determination and a 29 year old pussy and a ballet background and she is thin and gets on a ot of red carpets for no reason. Asslee will succeed in fucking her way to fame!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth would one buy with 21K per day?!
ReplyDelete@ AKM - Apparently that's how much it costs to stay at a resort with hot and cold running cabana boys. That's nothin'! Just wait for the vacations to Thailand!
Why is there a picture of Ellen Degeneris above this story? BTW Ellen looks like she had a hard night in that shot.
ReplyDeleteI beg to differ. Ellen is a cover girl.
ReplyDeleteThat hair color has GOT to go.
Its sad that there are grown adults who actually think calling her "Asslee" is cute. And she has her own money. Her first 2 albums were big successes. She doesn't need to fuck anyone for financial reasons.
ReplyDeleteDoes Ashlee fit for that big blind about the singer?
ReplyDeleteHe's made his family rich--no way Jessica would have made herself as big a star or business person without his management--so if he wants to spend his cut of it that way--who cares.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that too Lee Anne, for Ashlee being MV, but then again that's hardly groundbreaking! We all know she suffers from acid reflux
ReplyDeletei like ashlee =[
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DeleteI like Ashlee too! She's cute and dresses well. I like her FAR more than her sister who... Well, she seems nice but not all there in the smarts department.
Ashlee is still ugly, I don't care how much surgery she gets! No talent either.
ReplyDeleteIf my husband of 30y dumped me for a guy young enough to be my grandson, I d as pissed as his new hair color
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