As you can see from the cover above, The Enquirer outdid themselves from last week. Who knew that Oscar Pistorius' girlfriend was pregnant? The Enquirer. Mindy McCready death scene photos and Britney Spears on a very special episode of Animal Hoarders. The big thing they are writing about this week is Michael Douglas moving out from the home he shares with Catherine Zeta Jones and that they are having a trial separation. Both of their reps deny the story, but you know what? It would not surprise me if it happened. I also think that Michael is starting to feel better and his maybe wanting to see some new sighs if you get my meaning and he is not going to risk doing that while married. Meanwhile, Catherine seems to have her own life and her own interests and I could see the split. I would also like to see her birth certificate while we are at it.
No shit, no way she is younger than me!
ReplyDeleteIs she A list? Is this the answer to the blinds over the past weeks? I will be disappointed if so, yawn.
See some new sighs? Okay.
ReplyDeleteCrime scene photos...keep it klassy, NE!
I think I could see a split, too, though. Now, the birth certificate thing? Haven't several folks from the UK corroborated her age based on her TV appearances when she was younger? Let's move on, Enty.
(I meant several folks HERE from the UK...)
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows that CZJ and Beyonce are both older than they say they are. Beyonce is really 37 or 38 and CZJ is like 48 or 49.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, not doubting this story is true, but I don't know that they're not going to officially split until after the Oscars. They're too much of a power struggle.
What does Enty mean by this line? Can someone please translate it for me? "also think that Michael is starting to feel better and his maybe wanting to see some new sighs if you get my meaning and he is not going to risk doing that while married"
I think it was supposed to say 'see some new sights'.
ReplyDeleteI think it was "sighs" as in sounds woman makes after shes satisfied in bed. Ie, he wants to screw around again.
Delete@auntliddy, if it were anyone other than Enty with the mumber of daily typos I would agree with you. Either way, for once at least, the meaning is clear!
DeleteNice typo in my comment about typos. I meant number.
DeleteCrila--I know the pre-nup says he PAY$ if he 'cheats', but 'other sighs' is that a typo?!?
ReplyDeleteQuick, figure out if THIS is the A-list split Enty predicted.
Britney posted a picture of her dog shitting on this magazine. I agree wit brit
ReplyDelete@dragon, lol where was this? Twitter?
Delete@lotta yeah lol . Same magazine cover too with big dump in the middle
Delete@dragon, \o/
Delete@crila it was an enty typo, he meant 'sights' not sighs
ReplyDeletenew sights = new woman
He wants to play around since he is feeling better and has a clause in his prenup if he cheats CZJ gets a ton of money. So he would have to divorce her to get some action.
Thanks Jules. Makes sense.
ReplyDeleteEnty, can I be your unpaid intern and fix your spelling errors? I get up at 5AM EST.
@FSP, do you ever watch Adventure Time? I always read your name as LSP and read your comments in the corresponding voice. And yes, I've now outed myself as a huge geek.
ReplyDeleteBoo for this being the big gossip if its true though.
I've also read comments from England that say her age is true, not only confirming from her work there but also people who went to school with her. For what that's worth.
ReplyDeleteAnd really, what action is Michael gonna get these days? Ugh.
No! I like them together.
ReplyDeleteI like Michael Douglas, but wanting to cheat on CZJ? Ridiculous! I don't think there are many women more beautiful than her.
Is this related to the blind about the wife that was drugging her husband to keep him at home?
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked they lasted this long.
ReplyDeleteSince Count Jerkila isn't here to say the crass thing, I will...being married to a beautiful woman who doesn't put out can't be all that satisfying. Not saying that she doesn't but it wouldn't surprise me.
ReplyDeleteI did change my wording to sound less crass ;)
@Jules - haven't seen it...should I?
ReplyDeleteLet the czj blind reveals start pouring in.
ReplyDeleteI read it as Michael wants to see new THIGHS. That would make him sigh, for sure!
ReplyDeletedragon - That's kinda funny. Go, Brit.
ReplyDeleteHow old does CZJ claim to be?
Is Beyonce really in her late 30s?
I find the changing of history/ages for celebrities to be quite fascinating.
Speaking of Douglas I'm watching movie tight now on stars called Coma. He looks mighty fione I'n the 70s
ReplyDeleteIt would be interesting to know her real age though I don't suppose it matters much. I remember seeing a picture of her as a kid with her hair up in banana curls, just like my mom did with mine when I was 5 or 6. That was a fashion statement for kids for a short period of time, oh say like back in the Cindy Brady era. So based on that LOL I am 48 so I am guessing she is closer to my age than what she is claiming.
ReplyDelete@FSP It's an odd little cartoon geared towards teenagers, I wouldn't necessarily recommend it unless you are into that kind of stuff.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is the same age as me. We grew up in the same area of town and she even dated a friend of mine in High School. it was a huge freaking deal at school because she was becoming more and more famous. (Had to chime in) :D
ReplyDeleteOh that age would be 31 he he :)
ReplyDeleteThe Enquirer is shit. I wouldn't bet on any of the shit in that magazine being true.
ReplyDeleteI believe it. Why bother denying it though? Does anybody really give a crap about the two of them?
ReplyDeleteI would guess that CZJ age is right, because I remember her being in The Darling Buds of May in the 90s and she looked like a (young) teenager, although she would've been around 20 at the time.
ReplyDeleteShe also dated a tv presenter (John Leslie) and was in the news a lot, so if she was faking her age the UK gutter press would have found out.
@msgirl - anyone who went to school with her wouldn't have done it in England, what with her being from Wales. Different country.
It doesn't matter how beautiful a woman is, if she's a pain in the ass, she's a pain in the ass!
ReplyDeleteDidn't the article say that the split occurred last summer and that Michael and CZJ now decided to work things out?
ReplyDeleteHe's just itching to get out of the house more often and take in all the new sighs!
ReplyDeleteMunch, CZJ attended The Arts Educational Schools in Chiswick, West London so msgirl might be correct.
ReplyDelete@Agent**it - the Arts Educational School is an adult performing arts college, and she went there as an adult, so not really the same as school friends. It's easier to fake your age when you're at college, you can be any age you can get away with as colleges accept people at any age, but at school you are within a year of your classmates. Which would mean that schoolmates from school who could attest to her age would be Welsh.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce also went to school and hung out with Gabriel Union. Gabriel Union outed Beyonce's age and got in trouble for it. You can google it and read the article. Gabriel said Beyonce is a year younger than her so they were close and used to have slumber parties all the time. Beyonce and CZJ are the only two in Hollywood whose age has ever really been questioned.
ReplyDeleteI take what any of the tabloids say with a grain of salt, but this could be true. A day or two ago I read that Michael would not be accompanying her to the Oscars. If that's true, that's quite a statement, considering The Academy Awards are the premier event and he's a double Oscar winner.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think about is the woman drugging her husband and thinking about CZJ. Apparently there is consistent reports of her and Michael's 25 yr age difference. That would make her 43 until September.
ReplyDeleteIf CZJ is 43, I'm 2.
ReplyDeleteWell, they did nail John Edwards - but the NYP was the first to crack that BI, they just didn't out him as the jackass. Yes, Rupert Murdoch showed some restraint one time in his life!!
ReplyDeleteWould make me so sad. I only met them for about ten minutes but they both were wonderful--and seemed incredibly normal. After meeting other celebs and experiencing the assholiness that seems to define d-list at best (Tim Reid for example--if you have to google someone wtf with attitude?). Michael was very dapper and put together and even smelled like a movie star if that is possible. CZJ had wet hair no make up and was very concerned about my not going to lunch with them in a bit. She was beautiful and pointed out that we were the only two women and made a joke about not leaving her with all the 'dicks in the room'--but not in a creepy way at all--she just has a trucker mouth. They were jokey and sweet and seemed like a normal couple. They even asked my boss to let me out of work to tag along to no avail:-(
ReplyDeleteI met Michael Douglass when he did Streets of San Francisco. I was about five. He's the same age as my mom who followed him around our neighborhood where they loved to film. Karl Malden was a class act. He would do magic tricks for the kids watching. He was a very sweet man and they got along great.
ReplyDeleteI know nothing about CZJ except she has the same bday, Sept 25, as Michael Douglas. I do know Michael's first wife, Diandra, was few fruits short of the fruit basket. If you want some interesting reading, Google Diandra Douglas.
This announcement would not surprise me in the least. They've been married for a decade which is a 100 years in Hollyweird.
Now, about that pic of MD sitting next to Hilary Swank at the fashion show????????????????????
ReplyDeletejavamomma, are you really telling me that Venus Flytrap is an asshole? THAT breaks THIS "WKRP" fan's heart. :-(
ReplyDeleteI love your MD/CZJ story. Where were you that you met them and hung out with them?
I don't care what tabloids or Enty might say...I can see them being down-to-earth and pretty nice. Her at the very least, if not him as well. I like CZJ. I just do. I could see them splitting, but I definitely don't think the drugging-her-husband wife is CZJ. If you're also a fan, her recent cover story with InStyle was pretty cute and also made her sound super down-to-earth.