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This former A list celebrity is now a sometime actress and sometime television star. She is one of the bigger frauds around and loves for people to feel sorry for her and think she is poor and always sick. Thing is the only thing that makes her sick nowadays is when she has a coke binge. She has enough money to pay for it and to have an assistant cut it into lines for her.
Blohan.
ReplyDeleteShe can't afford blow, does meth.. hence her appearance.
DeleteOmg all I have is LiLo
ReplyDelete"She has enough money to pay for it and to have an assistant cut it into lines for her."
ReplyDeleteThat part sounds like a bygone era for Lindsay.
Octo Mom?
ReplyDeleteI'm not so sure this is LiLo. Was she ever A list? Does she have an assistant? Or would that be Dina?
ReplyDeleteSounds exactly like Lohan except the money part.
ReplyDeleteI say Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteHm, Paula Abdul was my first thought, but I guess that doesn't fit because she doesn't act.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go out on a limb and say Kristin Chenowith - she's in the DM for throwing a tantrum about her dog. Former A-list Broadway singer & actress (Wicked), acted on TV (West Wing, Pushing Daisies) & movies. Hope it's not, though... I like her a lot.
ReplyDeleteDamn i hope not, i love her!
DeleteShe didn't throw a tantrum about her dog. She has the proper paperwork for her dog to be on the light wither and the gate supervisor harassed and ridiculed her for not having it until it was pointed out by another attendant that she indeed had all the proper documentation. American Airlines has public ally admitted wrong doing.
DeleteHaha hi kristen!
DeleteI thought Pamela Anderson.
ReplyDeleteWho else gives the impression of being poor? Only other person I can think of is Tara Reid but she hasn't gotten acting work in forever beside the American Pie reunion.
ReplyDeleteAnd the "the only thing that makes her sick" to me was a reference to Lindsay trying to bow out of get court appearance because she was "sick."
ReplyDeleteIn all fairness Lotta, coke and cigarettes can lead to an upper resp infection. So see? She wasn't lying!
Delete@Gypsy, did you see her checking her forehead for a fever? She needed medical attention ASAP!
DeleteBesides when enty mentions fraud, my mind immediately goes to Lindsay or JLo as a default.
Potentially Lindsay could be sitting on a lot of unclaimed cash due to her middle eastern visits and side business wink wink..
ReplyDeleteAnd she did look horrible at court, looked like coke bloat face.
I agree. The Chanel dress he was wearing was great though,
DeleteThat's exactly what I was thinking. Those princes are know for paying a huge sum to publicly party with big names then pay an even larger s behind closed doors to be... Well behind closed doors.
DeleteXtina?? Burlesque for the movie and The Voice for the sometime Tv star?
ReplyDeleteI guess she doesn't fit the poor criteria but damn she needs to spend money on some clothes that fir her.
ReplyDeleteI have a hard time accepting that Paris would go around wanting people to think of her as poor.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Hohan. I think she's really broke and it's not all that surprising she still does coke.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Pamela Anderson
ReplyDeletePam and the whole hep C sick thing
ReplyDeleteGeez, can you imagine?
ReplyDelete"What do you do for a living?"
"I cut up lines of coke for my boss, amongst other things"
I like the Xtina guess. Saying singer would be too big a clue, but she was definitely A list. And now she does a spot of movies and of TV. And she certainly has enough money for an assistant.
ReplyDeleteBut when has Christina complained once about being sick?
ReplyDeleteLohan doesn't fit the "sometime television star" even though she had that guest spot on Glee, not exactly a "star."
ReplyDeleteGotta be someone who maybe has competed on a Dancing WTS show or something maybe?
Plus Lindsay would cut her own damn lines thankyouverymuch. No need to wait for an assistant to do it - AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' THAT!
ReplyDeleteHuh larious
DeleteIf Lindsay had money I think she'd be handing it over to Shawn Holley. Maybe if Shawn was paid some of what she was owed she might consider taking Lindsay back on. Lindsay is of course too dense to realize this.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was funny the night after Blohan's court appearance, she randomly tweeted something about Dubai and said she is going to go there soon. No doubt for another dick sucking paycheck.
ReplyDeleteDick.sucking paycheck, haha. Tho I suspect she does far worse than that for the money, like let herself be beaten and raped.
DeleteI say this is Lindsay. Just because she "want's" people to feel sorry for her doesn't mean they "do". And of course she has an assistant. Not paid, but she can probably always find someone to fill that role.
ReplyDeleteFWIW, Lindsay has done made for tv movies.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about Xtina. I don't think she ever pretends to be poor or sick. Not saying she does or does not do coke.
ReplyDeletePam Anderson
ReplyDeleteI read this as Leann Rimes, she has had millions of toothaches and backpains the last couple of years. But would she qualify as an actess (was in couple of movies,small rolls) and she gets mentioned on tv a lot (haha).
ReplyDeleteVanna White. ugh, such a drama queen!
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