Sunday, February 03, 2013

Blind Item #3

This C list celebrity lasted two dates with this A list television and movie actress who has spent most of the last decade in television on some very popular shows. They had sex after the second date and the actress told the celebrity what the names of her breasts were and that he should refer to them by their individual names. She also spent 20 minutes asking him which one he liked better. She got genuinely upset when he could not remember the name of one of them. He said he was so distracted by her talking about them and other topics that it was the strangest sex he has ever had and not something he ever wanted to repeat.


67 comments:

  1. Oh J. Love, no need to pick favorites. They're both very special boobies.

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  2. Odd behaviour. I hope it isn't Glenn Close.

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    1. Glenn just married her longtime partner a few years ago. Don't think it her. But I like how you think lol!

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  3. awwww, please don't be jennifer! she seems soooooo nice, i'd hate for her to be this crazy

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    1. She is this crazy. You know she bedazzles her vagina, right? This really isn't that far down the crazy bin from hot gluing sparkles on your lady bits.

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  4. My guess is the Zoeey. It was already revealed she sings during sex, why not name the boobs

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    1. I'd like this guess if it fit the timeline, it says she's been on TV hits for a decade

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  5. That's why you should give your boobs easy to remember names, like I did. Princess Lefty and Princess Why Can't You Be More Like Your Sister.

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    1. I so wish this page were more like Facebook and I could "like" some of these comments.

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    2. Haha!! Favorite comment of the day

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    3. Thanks guys:)

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    4. That was the funniest thing I've come across all weekend!

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    5. @O'Really, That made me laugh out loud! Too true!

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    6. Oh man. Had the same thought. T hen immediately thought to like your comment Rain

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  6. C'mon, Enty, really? I insist every guy who looks at my girls greet them by name. If you're hoping for a chance to hang out with them, at least know their names first. Just common courtesy!

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  7. greeting but no handshake....ts ts ts

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  8. J Love is A-list??? In what country or decade??? I think it has to be someone else ..

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  9. Enty said once before that JLH was A list TV, but definitely not A list movie.

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  10. J Love isn't A list.

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  11. Are you all trying to tell me The Client List wasn't an A+ movie!?!

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  12. Courtney Cocks. :)

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  13. Yay for boobies!

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  14. I picture someone like Teri Hatcher. She was movies, and on a popular TV show in the past decade.

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    1. They're real, and they're fabulous!

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    2. "They're real and they're SPECTACULAR! "

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  15. This is the first BI that screams fake to me. Also, women don't tend to do this type of thing.

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  16. I may name peens but never boobs...

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    1. Lol titties like their anonymity

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  17. something he ever wanted to repeat ever or never? silly typo!

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    1. "NOT something he EVER wanted to repeat"

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  18. NOT something he ever wanted to repeat

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  19. Agree this isn't something women do.

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  20. I like boobies!
    Sorry...I HAD to regress.

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  21. Heidi Klum very famously talks about how her fake breasts are named Hanz and Franz. Does she make her men talk to them in bed? Who knows. But just sayin', naming does happen.

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  22. I just think it's funny that all woman (at least all the one's I've dated) refers to their breasts as "the girls".

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  23. i guess if you pay really good money for them you might as well name them.

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  24. Courtney Cox and some poor schlub.
    Her face scares me.

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  25. Courtney Cox scares me, too. Why, why, why did you have to do that to yourself, Courtney? You were likeable before Cougar Town and all the surgery, fillers, and who knows what that you have injected into yourself. Now you are just a scary joke.

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  26. @O'Really, you made me actually LOL

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  27. I don't refer to my breasts as "the girls". They're guys. . .Because they get, um, erect when they're excited.

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  28. Teri Hatcher is the last actress who should have been given the line "They're real and they're fabulous". She and gravity do not get along at all. With support they can give the illusion of fabulous but Heavens Prisoners says not so fab.

    But as Ed Grimley said of Jackie O's eyes being too far apart: "Not her fault".

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  29. Well, at least she didn't have a closet shelf full of stuffed animals who "like to watch".

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  30. I'm going to guess Lena Dunham because this is the dumbest thing I've seen since seeing the coke episode of Girls.

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  31. someone needs to keep abreast of this.

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  32. Tits McGee and Tits McGoo

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  33. Tits McGee and Tits McGoo

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  34. The Ladies. Gotta keep it classy.

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  35. JLH has talked about naming her breasts "Thelma & Louise" before (Google it) and this seems like her

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  36. Hahahahahhaha
    Thelma and Louise???? Come onnnnn!!!!

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  37. Def JLH. They need names and their own zip code!

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  38. I don't think anything is real and fabulous on Teri Hatcher these days.

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  39. the coke episode of girls was genius.

    the best episode yet. too bad her gay roommate is gone, he was much more interesting than brian williams daughter who isn't pretty enough or talented enough to be famous w/o her famous daddy's help.

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  40. I named my boobs Mary-Kate and Ashley. Obviously Mary-Kate is the smaller one. I never require that anyone actually refers to them as such, for the same reason I would feel weird referring to my guys dick by it's chosen name.

    With that, I leave you with JLH.

    Annabella I read online that episode four is phenomenal and the rest of the season follows suit. Thank goodness because while I liked the cocaine, I wasn't too impressed with episode one.

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  41. I personally would love to learn those names... and I would memorize them immediately.

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  42. I refer to mine simply as, the back breakers. Who'd name them, really. I'd have laughed my way out of that house.

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  43. Why not Hoss and Little Joe?

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  44. chloe moretz. boom, done.

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  45. definitely Courtney Cox

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  46. Could this be Jennifer Love Hewitt? Would the C-List celebrity be Bachelor Ben? I think I read that they went out. Twice.

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  47. JLH has been on TV most of the last decade, most of the others listed have not.

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  48. I was actually thinking Vanessa Williams, but JLH fits. If I were a lady w/ boobs I would name them Shields & Yarnell...or Laverne & Shirley (dating myself). Or if I was in a lesbian relationship, Tegan & Sarah.

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  49. MILA KUNIS, FTW! "Very popular TV shows" = That 70's Show + Family Guy

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  50. MILA KUNIS, FTW! "Very popular TV shows" = That 70's Show + Family Guy

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