Friday, February 15, 2013
Blind Item #1
This A+ list movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special secret that she shares with her former boyfriend who is a former A list celebrity and now a solid B. Even though our actress is married, she still has a place right next to her ex and when she is in town and he is in town and they are both alone, they always spend the night together. He is the only one who has ever got her to do certain things. He is also the only person who has ever convinced her to get high.
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ReplyDeleteThe only A+ list actresses that are married that I can think of is Reese? Aren't Nicole and Goop more like just A now? Hmmmm
ReplyDeleteDidn't Ted C have a blind about Natalie Portman hooking up with a rapper?
ReplyDeleteReese Witherspoon/Jake Gyllenhaal
ReplyDelete"He is the only one who has ever got her to do certain things" - Use a strap on.
LOL @ FSP
ReplyDeletenicole kidman and lenny kravitz?
ReplyDeleteYep, that's how I read it too.
DeleteLol @FSP!!!!! That's hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteNice @saycheese. That could fit.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what about Julia?
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ReplyDeleteI was thinking Julia Roberts. Maybe with Kiefer.
ReplyDeleteJulia came to mind. Not sure who the ex would be? Kiefer???
ReplyDeleteI like the Nicole/Lenny guess. I can't see her getting high unless around him. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLenny Kravitz could totally get me to smoke with him no questions asked :)
ReplyDelete@Lotta--Lenny could pretty much get me to do ANYTHING if it meant spending the night with him. :) I've always thought he was one of the sexiest men alive...ever.
Delete@Jolene- Yes!!! No people mag cover needed, he us without a doubt 1 of the sexiest men alive!
Delete@Lotta Agreed. i'll do more than that. Orgy? Im down lol
DeleteBack off, yes mine ;). Been on my "to do" list for ages. LOVE him! Long term lurker, just had to post to stake my claim.
DeleteGonna be a big orgy cuz Lenny is God to me as well.
DeleteThe only thing about Julia is that I can't imagine Kiefer was the only person to talk her into getting high. Remember that person on here telling us how she was a heroin user back then?
ReplyDeleteI think of Lenny Kravitz as kind of a "confirmed bachelor" - in the original sense, not the wink-wink-nudge-nudge-secretly gay sense. It just seems like he doesn't want to be in a relationship. An occasional hookup with an ex would seem to fit that pattern well. And I would call him a solid B.
ReplyDeleteTotally agreed Nutty_Flavor. I do not think he is gay. I have a very close friends who after she and a buddy met Lenny in the park, they went back to Lenny's house (This is in the late 90s in NYC) to hang out and smoke and she said there were just topless beautiful women hanging out all over his house. Like imagine an ideal commune type place of lovely ladies just relaxing at Lenny's. Not gay, just no reason to settle down.
DeleteAngie
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Kidman/Kravitz. Do they have houses next to each other?
ReplyDeleteJulia Roberts and Lyle Lovett!!!
ReplyDeleteactress + celebrity = Kidman/Kravitz. I think she takes it up the butt for him, like Lady Mary and that gorgeous Turk.
ReplyDeletelibs, translate - Lady Mary and the gorgeous Turk?
ReplyDelete@libby- LMAO, maybe he got her to try some ass to ass.
ReplyDelete@Lotta - ha!!
ReplyDeleteFrufra---It's no spoiler, but it's in the first season of Downton Abbey. It's a MAJOR plot point the whole season.....Perfect Mary got seduced. I think it's the first episode.
ReplyDeleteAWESOME SHOW...You will NEVER regret it.
Fru--The Turk sneaks into Lady Mary's room and seduces her, saying, 'You'll still be pure for your wedding day, I promise'
ReplyDeleteAnd she says, 'Are you sure? Is it safe?'
Passionate embrace---Fade to black.
It's cool because it's left up to us to realize what he means! hahahhaha
OMG Libby. I never knew that and I have watched Downton Abbey from day one. I have to watch the first season again now!
DeleteLotta wins CDAN, for the week! YAY!
ReplyDelete(No more comments in a row, promise. Sorry.)
libby, I gotta get on that Downton train! Apparently I'm missing out on greatness! Thanks for the teaser :-).
ReplyDeleteP.S. - I totally think this BI is Nic and Lenny. And even if it's not, I choose to believe it is, because that's a hot scenario, IMO.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the Turk on Downton Abbey, my Balkan husband insists that Turks are obsessed with butt sex. He says it's like the fundamentalist Christians here in the U.S. who think that as long as the hymen is intact, they haven't actually had sex yet. So stupid.
ReplyDeleteOk, I posted once now addicted. I traveled to Turkey and spent a few weeks there. I heard this talked about by some locals. Just to be clear, I have no first hand (or first a--) knowledge.
DeleteTurkey is indeed right next door to Greece.
ReplyDeletestrathmore---Turkey is very close to Greece, not surprising. lol
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, I liked that Downton showed from the FIRST episode that those virginal ladies weren't so pure. People have been skirting unwed pregnancy for centuries with butt sex.
I also think it's the intimacy of the sex act that makes you not a virgin, not which entrance. That's jmo.
If it was Julia, it could be Jason Patric. That's who she threw Keifer over for.....
ReplyDeleteNutty--I type slow, you beat me. Also I'm verbose. Deadly combo.
ReplyDeleteI like the Nicole/Kravitz guess. They were such an odd pairing at the time but I could see it now.
ReplyDeleteJEEZ I didn't get that the Turk was talking about butt sex!!!
ReplyDelete@libby, I love you for the Downton Abbey comparison! Perfect. I love that show to a ridiculous degree.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, msgirl! That's what our beautiful perfect Mary did. I liked her so much for that.
ReplyDeletefiggy--I gotta go soon, but if you're caught up on episodes, do yourself a favor and stay away from ALL spoilers for this Sunday's season 3 finale. I got it spoiled by going to a UK site by accident. It's DEFINITELY going to seduce us all back for season 4.
ReplyDeletesqueeeee
Waaaaa that was butt sex? How did I miss that?!? I love Downton Abbey.
ReplyDelete*not listening to the "Downton Abbey" spoilers because I haven't seen it yet and it's next on my list, la la la...*
ReplyDelete;-)
I like the Nic/Lenny guess.
Shelly, it's what the Turk did with Lady Mary to begin with. It's what he talked her into.
ReplyDeleteDon't spoil anything else about that here, it's too good an adventure to spoil the Turk's fate here for those who have not seen DT yet, and how that indiscretion threads through Mary's season 1. and 2.
Omg you guys, I've been watching Downton Abbey since season 2 and never saw Season 1. You have just BLOWN my mind. But yeah, now they have gayness and that slutty 18 y/o - it's a pretty awesome show.
ReplyDeleteFirst epi, AKM. You will still like me, I've spoiled NOTHING. bwahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteWATCH IT!
Seasons 1 & 2 are on Hulu & Netflix. Season 3 is still on PBS.org, under the name "Masterpiece" (it's part of that venerable series of programs).
I was a doubter, fiction normally can't catch me. But that DT family sure did. The writer, Julian Fellowes is a genius and I love him.
nicole kidman and Q Tip? just because
ReplyDeleteWow, I wonder how Fallon will do a Downton Sixby version of that scene.
ReplyDeleteFSP's guess seems the most plausible, but the idea of Lenny backdooring Nicole is kind of deliciously lurid. Probably another fake BI, but an entertaining one.
Can't be Jakey. He's toothy tile.
ReplyDeleteI was off the Kidman/Kravitz train because of the news over the summer that she had sold her NY apartment, but then I found this: (which I cannot hyperlink from my phone, grrr)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.lollipop.sg//site/servlet/segment/stomp/lollipop/the_insider/1598780/lindsay_lohans_new_celebrity_neighbours.html
Since Liz & Dick is a very recent movie, I'm taking this to mean than Nic & Len still have properties in the same building. Convenient. She wouldn't risk a paparazzi catching her doing a walk of shame.
Ha ha, no harm, no foul, libby. It's on my list after I finish "All in the Family" and rewatch "Twin Peaks." Then "DA," and then I'm going to tackle "SN:TNG." Fun spring for me, no? :-)
ReplyDelete(Duh..."ST:TNG.")
ReplyDeleteI was thinking this was Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt. He was pretty A list on TV back in the day (and I don't know what he's doing now). I know Enty described the guy as a celeb, but that could mean actor too.
ReplyDeleteThank you, FSP - great morning laugh! I love the comparison of Lady Mary & the Turk with Nic & Lenny.
ReplyDeleteHe is just hotness.
@Ellen, enty doesn't describe actors as celebrities. Celebrities are pretty much anyone who is famous but not an actor. That doesn't mean they've never ever acted, but that their primary route to celebrity was not through acting. If they are two things (like, say, Justin Timberlake), enty might describe them as celebrity/actor or singer/actor.
ReplyDeleteI always loved the NK/LK pairing because it was SO random (and I love them both)...how much more anti-Tom Cruise can you get than Lenny Kravitz?
@Rain - the space Lilo's crashing in, is at 30 Crosby St. That's where Lenny used to live, before he sold his place to Swizz/Alicia, who then sold it for $15M to whoever Lilo's new 'friend' is. Courtney Love also lived in the building for years...
ReplyDelete@ Libby - Now see, I thought that smarmy Turk was referring to oral! And I've been watching Lady Mary waltz her way through seasons 1, 2 and 3 like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth and you're telling me she took it up the caboose and the Turk was the John Mayer of the Ottoman Empire?
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe he died of excitement before the deed actually happened. There is that to consider!
@Ellenpo Love ur guess Does ben seem like smoker tho?
ReplyDeletelol @FSP
I like Lenny and Nicole for this (because I like Nicole for all the cheating on her husband rumors).
ReplyDeleteNicole and Q-Tip
ReplyDeleteI don't like Lenny's shtick, but even I find it kind of entrancing. The way he speaks, dresses, I don't know why, but I can't stop myself from finding him sexy!
ReplyDeleteI too have to get on the downton abby train, I love period pieces, and it seems updated.
I definitely think that this is Nicole and Lenny, the part about he's the only one able to convince her to get high is a big hint.
From 2 sources here in Paris (one being somebody hanging out with his crowd at clubs and such), Lenny Kravitz obviously likes them young, barely legal, maybe under.
ReplyDeleteSorry to ruin the fantasy but he s a major a**hole in my book.
And now his daughter has the same age as his conquests to make the whole thing even healthier.