Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Blind Item #1
This A list celebrity called everyone she knew last night looking for her almost A list mostly movies actor husband. He was not answering her calls or texts and she was worried that something had happened to him while he was out of town. Yep. Got drunk and called a hooker just like the good old days from not that long ago.
Ben.
ReplyDeleteFergie and Duhamel?
ReplyDeleteFergie Ferg FTW! Good job, @jza!
ReplyDeleteGarner isn't A List anything and I'm sure she would be described as an actress.
ReplyDeleteI like the Fergie guess.
It's a sad day for the A list when Josh D. is a member. That dude annoys me.
ReplyDeleteIs Duhamel almost A list?
ReplyDeleteDumahel is more known for tv, I think
ReplyDeleteNo Duhamel is not Alist, nor is he a mostly movie actor. But I have no idea!
ReplyDeleteIf Duhamel is A list then somebody better stop the world because i'd like to get off it.
ReplyDeleteSo just who is “Enty?” He provided The Post with a scan of his bar card, and he is, in fact, a lawyer registered with the California Bar. According to public records, he is 43 and lives in Los Angeles.
ReplyDeleteHe does work at an LA-based law firm but according to them, he’s not an entertainment lawyer — they don’t even have an entertainment division. Enty, it turns out, handles wills and probate.
Nearly everything Enty says, in fact, doesn’t check out. That package Tamblyn sent? That receipt, dated December 2007, came from an LA-based recording studio called Michael Turner Productions; sole employee Michael Turner says Tamblyn has never been through there: “What does she do?” he asks.
Gawker Media, says founder and CEO Nick Denton, never offered to buy CDaN.
Oh, and the person most likely to be Himmm, according to Enty? Someone who tells the Post he’s shocked to hear it — absolutely not true; he lives in Virginia and has retained a lawyer.
It all indicates that Hollywood and the media have been punked — duped by a soft-spoken probate lawyer with delusions of grandeur.
Shut up killjoy
DeleteLove, the Tooth Fairy
@kympossible- thank you for posting this fine observation. Did you write this yourself? Uh no wait a minute.... you copied & pasted this from something we've ALL seen before. Nice try though.
DeleteLet us know when you finally track down Enty for comment.
I heard he was last seen in Mexico
DeleteKymPossible, to quote Vince Vaughn: You're adopted. Your parents don't even love you.
DeleteWait Enty is not a girl? I have been lied too. Why god why
DeleteHey Kym- stop trying to "expose" ppl. You're lame and your Dad hates you. I'm done.
ReplyDeleteHe's mostly movies now. He hasn't been a regular on TV since 2008.
ReplyDeleteNow he's primarily on movies with Safe Haven, Battleship,etc.
@kympossible what a great post!
ReplyDeleteI've always thought that Enty was getting his 'blinds' from the DM or other gossip sites, and then just making them 'blind'.
Even so, it was fun to play, and who cares? So he's just another chump like us trying to make a buck. I think he's brilliant for doing this, and he's not hurting anyone.
You, however, unless you're a Private Detective or something along those lines, you're wasting your talent. Brilliant sleuthing, I wouldn't even know where to begin. Great work kympossible!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all seen the article.
ReplyDelete@Anishinaabeg - that post is from THIS Post - the NY one.
ReplyDeleteGosh, kym.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, imagine how good you'd feel if you put all that energy you use shitting on this blog, into maybe becoming a Big Brother/Sister, or volunteering at a no-kill animal shelter, or a soup kitchen, or a help center for wounded veterans? There must be something you can find that's positive and will make you feel good about your life.
Fuck off.
Regards etc,
libby
Oh fuck, this shit again?!
ReplyDeleteAnywhoo, back to the task at hand - ahem - if it's not Josh and Fergie, who is it? Focus, people!!
ReplyDelete:-D
DeleteLOL!
@Amber Thanks for the head's up!
ReplyDelete@kympossible really, you ought to be ashamed. Oh well, fool me once...
Still enjoy this site, no matter what. Now I have to go finish reading that article to see if Himmmm really was RDJ, the man of my dreams! I LOVE RDJ!
RDJ, if you're ever in Winnipeg Canada, let's go to dinner! I'll even cook it if you prefer something quiet at home...
Hands off my RDJ
DeleteJosh D seems like B- to me, not almost A, but I've certainly proven to myself in the past that Enty & I don't have the same rating system in mind. I think it all fits besides the actor's ratings. Josh D has been on several talk shows this week promoting his new movie so he'd be away from home.
ReplyDeleteFor a scam artist without any ties to Hollywood, Enty sure does get some pretty accurate information for his blinds....
ReplyDeleteYou know people like you irritate me. You probably always have to be right. I honestly don't care what your research tells you. I really enjoy reading this site - it's called entertainment.
ReplyDeleteLOL @your dad hates you< thats just wrong
ReplyDelete@ Kym - you must not have gotten the CDAN commenters' memo circa 2011. That probate lawyer (if he was Enty) is no longer Enty, it's a different writer or possibly more than one writer. Good try though!
ReplyDeleteOh the Enty saga again! Who cares, it's great gossip, more often than not true, and then there's the CDan family, which is superb!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm comping up completely blank on this one. Didn't realize Josh had a movie coming out, still, really, almost Alist, not on my planet!
ReplyDeleteI think CDAN pulls blinds from various sources. Of course it is gossip and entertainment, but some turn out to be right. Think of it as mind exercises for pop culture fanatics.
ReplyDeleteI was scanning the DM and didn't come up with anything. Is it just me, or did Enty toughen these up over the last week or two? lol
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...Josh Duhamel is A list...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
ReplyDeleteThat said, I think this is Josh Duhamel.
ReplyDelete@g.strath - I do, as well. It's the best guess so far, and as others have said, Enty is all over the place with his ratings. Maybe he has indigestion this morning.
ReplyDeleteWow...Kym is a sad person. Who the hell takes the time not only to write that shizzle, but to "research" whatever it is they think they've unearthed. LOL.....
ReplyDeleteNobody gives a shit who Enty is, get over it and enjoy the GOSSZZZZIIP!!!
ReplyDelete@Kym congrats on your WGAS award
ReplyDeleteKym's just bitter Ron dumped her for Bonnie. Don't worry hun, you've still got Co$ shill Rufus to keep you company.
ReplyDeleteDay-um, you guys are good and fast. Unless they're super obvious I just don't get them until I read the comments.
Co-sign Josh.
RE Kym. . . Sure, everything you read in the interwebs is true. You can count on that.
ReplyDeleteSaid Abraham Lincoln.
DeleteDo you think the hooker Josh Duhamel called was Julianne Hough? In all the recent promo photos for their crappy movie, they look way happier together than with their respective partners.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly.
DeleteFor some reason the phrase, "Do you think the hooker Josh called was Julianne Hough?" made me laugh, as if Julianne Hough is famous for being a hooker, not an actress.
ReplyDeleteDidn't josh have a scandal involving a stripper after he married fergie? I'd hate to call him a list but he seems the most likely answer.
ReplyDeleteSeriously sounds like Jen and Ben. Although I would say that Ben is closer to A list than Jen is by far. She is sooo the type to call around to everyone looking for him because she knows that if she doesn't keep a lock down on him he will fly the coop.
ReplyDeleteThis is the lamest Deja Vu I have ever had.
ReplyDelete@Maja - it always is :/
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Josh is considered A list. I had a moment of sheer maniacal laughter like @g.strathmore
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember the AWESOME response that a poster gave to "Dear Enty is a fraud". It was a long time ago and I think it was a popular poster at the time, timebob, JBE, maybe? Anyway, I saved it if anyone would like to read it-it's hilarious for the naysayers.
ReplyDeleteI think a lot of you are harping about him being an A but he's not listed as an A though. Nobody is calling him an A.
ReplyDeleteAlmost-A is pretty much B+ and I can see Duhamel being referred to as that considering he stars in films, is in a major franchise with Transformers, is a known name and in a celeb marriage.
Josh was on Jimmy Fallon last night, in good old NYC.
ReplyDeleteTenisha my first thought was Jen and Ben. I bet his ego and penis need a lot of stroking right now.
ReplyDeleteFound it, it was from Himmmm, anyway I had a good chuckle.
ReplyDeleteand by Josh being on Jimmy Fallon, I meant he was definitely out of town last night. He's an LA boy, yes?
ReplyDeleteRe he Duhamel/Hough movie - this is the beginning of the end of them trying to "Make Hough Happen". Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWhy did she cut her hair? Even with that body, with her hair short she looks like a teenage boy.
How refreshing, a different type of troll.
ReplyDeleteLmao @ethorne!! They're not trolls, they're like zombies who keep coming back!
DeleteDuhamel could be A-list or close to it if he'd commit himself to being a star. By that I mean quit being a lazy ass and hit the gym. The guy looks like he's never done a pushup or lifted a weight in his life. If he'd get buff and sign on to an action franchise, it would really legitimize him. He's not a great actor, but none of the action guys are. He's a pretty face with a lousy body.
ReplyDeleteHe's thin. He needs to get buff.
It'll be interesting to see how "Safe Haven" does with two "blah" leads. It's the same story Sparks has written 50 times before, but usually the movies do well.
Lololol. I loved all the responses especially "your dad hates you". Not that anyone cares abt that article but isn't it funny how an unnamed source "discredits" him by providing no proof were just supposed to take his word. Somehow his word enty isn't a lawyer is more plausible than enty's word saying he is.
ReplyDeleteThat said, amber totally agree w the tougher blinds lately. I do think this is Fergie and josh tho even if we don't agree with the a list status for him.
I think Enty meant Hoofer not Hooker! lol He was prob with Julienne. I also think they make a better couple than who they are bearding for.
ReplyDeleteJosh and Fergie are not A list, no chance.
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be one of those days, huh?
ReplyDeleteMikey are you talking about Anna who started her own blog called entylawyerisafraud (or something close to that)?
Okay sorry I wasn't being clear. Whenever someone comes on the blog and says something to the extent of "Enty is a fake!" I always smile and remember Himmmm's awesome response to that one other particular poster. Here is the link, and Himmmm's response is about halfway down. Hilarious!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/03/todays-blind-items_25.html
@Mikey
DeleteThat is the single greatest thing I have ever read. I'm bookmarking that.
@Libby You rock!!
ReplyDeleteI agree that it's Ben. He's the first one to pop in my head. And I can totally see Jen doing this
My dear Enty, BLESS YOU for saying "mostly movies" instead of "all movies." Now we don't have to hear about how it "...couldn't possibly be Affleck, because he was on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm!" ♥
ReplyDeleteEasy peasey, Fergie and Josh.
ReplyDeleteNot Ben & Jen, there's no way she's ranked higher than him.
ReplyDeleteKymPossible probable ex-entertainment journalist for a major periodical laid off created a Blog no one reads and is a bitter old hack
ReplyDeleteim so glad that i am not the only one that is sick to death of the "exposure" of enty... I never understood why ppl dont just stop reading the blog if it bugs them so much? are you being forced at gunpoint to sit and read and comment on this stuff? Then why waste so much energy discrediting it?
ReplyDeleteThat being said, Duhamel. Fo sho.
Yepper, Ferg and Josh. "The good old days from not that long ago" gave it away.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy this website a lot. Wonderful diversion. A fair amount of the BI actually get revealed as truth later on. As for who Enty is or may be, I can only look to our own monikers here. It's almost a certainty no one reveals their real names in these posts. Why should he? If not upset with this site, perhaps a more pleasing one would be about ancient aliens or toddlers in tiaras. Now there's some real authenticity.
ReplyDeleteThis Better not be Josh. That cut that mofo up. Fergie is happy and Pregnant. He better not screw this up. Hope stupid safe haven shit flop.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA @Mikey. Fantastic. The word herpe-bot just made my life.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone remember that Josh and the stripper in ATL - her claims were proven false?!? However, there were other real strippers that he had cheated with...
ReplyDeleteof all the bullshit journalism out there that claim to be "news", you're going to attack a blind item blogger? Try doing something worthwhile with your life. Why don't you make your own site dedicated to trashing Enty instead of soiling ours? Oh, that's right, because NO ONE CARES.
ReplyDeleteDo you really think we all take Enty's word as truth? It's gossip and rumors and fuck hollywood and their bullshit celebrities anyway. The only reason half this shit is interesting is because THEY, hollywood and its celebrities, try to paint themselves in a false light. If hollywood would stop being so driven by money, numbers, and figures, and remove the pedestal they have their actors, actresses, directors, and producers on, all this would go away.
And yes, I love every fucking blind item on here.
@Kympossible
ReplyDeleteSome days I think to myself 'self you need to get a life.'
Then someone like you comes along & I feel better. Cause you know I actually have one.
LOL
What is that? That freaky thing?
ReplyDelete(Yes, that's right, it's the naked mole rat)
Come on y'all let CDAN sing!
(Don't listen to the naked mole rat!)
Meh I think Kym honestly thought she was going to deliver breaking, earth shattering news. I can't begrudge the girl for trying and failing (Sorry Kympossible, mission abort) to troll.
I am beginning to think that Enty's ratings correlate to us gossip whores, not the rest of the world. A lot of people won't know who the heck Josh is, let alone the TV shows he is on. But we clever ladies and gentleman, know every cameo in every episode of every show ever invented.
I have to say - you're one of my FAV posters. You are awesome! ;-)
DeleteFergie's pregnant?
ReplyDeleteKym that article is old news. We've all read it before.
ReplyDelete@jsierra You got him hook on Gypsy Sista. Dam you lol
ReplyDeleteOne pops up every couple months...
ReplyDeleteTo me this sounds more like Ben Affleck. No way this is Josh D since no way he is A-list.
ReplyDelete@SueRH, I'm glad I'm not the only one who had no idea Fergie's pregnant. I thought she was the blind for someone who didn't want kids but was pretending to her significant other and media that she did.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Everything I read on the internet isn't real? My life-view crumbles before me. CDAN is fun. The commenters are fun. I don't care who writes it or what his/her/their persona/personae might be.
ReplyDeleteI think this is Josh and Fergie, too, just to lash the deceased equine one more time
I agree with the Josh and Fergie guess, even though I disagree with the A list label, they're the best fit.
ReplyDeleteAnd Kympossible, I used to like you better when you were fighting crime with Ron and his naked mole rat. Stop raining on our parade! We've heard all this before.
ReplyDeleteThat's great Kym. Really. You should totally guest star on "Elementary." Try and get Lucy's phone number for me too if you can. That woman's FINE!
ReplyDeleteI just remember "Not now, Ironman!!" and so wanted to get that on a Tshirt.
ReplyDeleteI am on the "no way is Josh D A-list" train
Who knows? Maybe Kym is Chloe Moretz finally fed up with some creepy old dude making up slanderous nonsense about her. I'm surprised it took her this long to fight back.
ReplyDeleteI love your response!!! Hahahaha!!!! :-)
DeleteLibby,, love your reply. Fuck off, regards etc.....
ReplyDelete"Not now Ironman" is one of my favorite quotes of the last five years, at least. Unfortunately, I can't find a way to work it into my daily usage.
ReplyDeleteMe either! And not for lack of trying.
ReplyDeleteThank you for posting that old link. That was the most glorious thing I have ever read, my bf even smiled when I read it aloud. I miss himmmmm. :)
ReplyDeleteThat was the fun "Himmmm", before the RDJ silliness blew up:)
ReplyDeleteJosh D is travelling--He's on Watch What Happens Live in NYC tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteCan someone please tell me about Ron and naked role rat?? Pretty please
ReplyDeleteIt's referencing the kids show Kim Possible
Delete(sorry, I can't do clicky links)
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I always laugh when I see people come here pointing out that an article that was published the day after April Fool's Day supposedly outed enty. I always thought it was enty punking the NYPost. Funny that people still buy it...
ReplyDeleteLibby, you are one of my fave bloggers on CDAN
ReplyDeleteI dont post much. Going thru hideous divorce with heaping
Dose of LT depression. Your posts always make me
Smile and laugh. Is kympossible potentially a
Kartrasian troll? Also kudos to Frufra, VIPBlonde, Vicki,
And LottaColada. Youve all brightened many of
My mornings. Thank you.
I love Entys site and don't give a fiddlers fart who
ReplyDeletehe or she is! This stuff is fun.
Another +1 for Fergie/Josh D.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if it was a recent post on here or on Yahoo, bu I just read about Julianne Hough splitting her pants open while breakdancing at a party - the post included a quote from her about going to a strip club while in Chicago promoting Safe Haven... gee, I wonder which costar's idea that was.