Want to know what it is like to borrow a really expensive dress and return it with your own alterations? Just ask Lindsay Lohan because you are way too responsible to do it. That dress you see above is the one that Lindsay wore to the amfAR ball. The one that Charlie Sheen offered to pay half for which Lindsay declined. Because Lindsay has to save half the $1750 cost for cigarettes and her prescription meds, Lindsay decided to borrow the dress. Why? Because she knew it would be ruined and why spend $850 to ruin something? According to
US Weekly, Lindsay returned the dress ruined. She had snagged it on something and ended up having her assistant take a pair of scissors and turn it into a mini-skirt. A ragged looking one. The thing is, to save his friendship with the stylist, Charlie Sheen will probably foot the bill and Lindsay won't learn her lesson. Again.
The messiest of messes.
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahahajahahahahahahajahahahas
ReplyDeleteI feel like ass to ass is getting tired. I think Lindsay has moved on to space docking with Charlie Sheen. You're welcome :)
ReplyDelete@VIP- Should I Google?
Delete@ethorne Only if you're ready to see something that's worse than ass to ass :)
Delete@VIP-Aaannd, an extra cup of brain bleach for me please!
Delete@VIP - that was not how i wanted to start my morning.
DeleteIs this it?
Deleteto excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.
VIP, you are my kind of skank!!!!
@Sugar Not exactly. For anyone that wants to know what it means: Space Docking
DeleteBe forewarned, you will want your brain bleach ready
@VIP I googled to be nosey when ethorne asked about it. :( the heart wants what the mind cannot erase.
Delete@vipblonde ew, I'm gonna be sick after reading what space docking is.
DeleteI'm also gonna admit that someone once showed me a disgusting clip on the internet that involved space docking, ew, I'll never forget that godamn video, it randomly pops into my head every now and then out of nowhere.
I suppose there are conflicting definitions of space docking. Both gross, one extremely unsanitary. When researching this important topic I stumbled onto something else: Obscure Sexual Act: The Zombie Punch
DeleteNot as depraved, yet still very curious!
I think we now know how John Mayer spends his evenings
DeleteWtf !!!!
DeleteSurprised? Nope, not even a little..
ReplyDeleteThis is the BEST story I read all day. Go to the link Enty posted, for the pics of the dress!
ReplyDeleteThe quote about it was:
"She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! "
You just know her cracked-out mania told her that the designer would certainly appreciate Lindsay's fashion sense in 'redesigning' the dress.
That dress was fucking amazing too. More pics at Celebitchy. It's completely infuriating that she would treat someone's art like a RAG.
First the NYT article about why NEVER to hire her, now THIS? She'll never get a dress again. Seriously!
Yes she will!! You just watch!
DeleteSurprised? Nope, not even a little..
ReplyDelete*eye roll*
ReplyDeleteWhen CHARLIE SHEEN looks responsible and normal compared to you, you are in REAL trouble!
ReplyDeleteFierce JLo-face, Lindsay. Fierce.
ReplyDeleteAs for the mullet dress. Wouldn't that be considered short in the front, long in the back? I only see a slit on the side pictures from the DM.
Theses are all lies! Lindsay would never! The dress is supposed to do that-it's detachable! Gavin did it! It's all because her dad punched her mom 40 years ago! You're all jealous!
ReplyDeleteThat dress cut itself
ReplyDeleteThis bitch has no shame.
ReplyDeleteLotta--the pic of the roadkill-looking dress is at Enty's link. Seriously, it looks like a DISHRAG!!!
ReplyDeleteShe will never get a good dress again. When you see that photo, you know why that prediction's not a hard one to make. WOWWY.
@libby, I had clicked on it before and only saw one pic. They're mobile site SUCKS so I switched it their full site after what you and I see the dress now. Is that a buttcrack slit in back? I can only imagine what that's for.
Delete@Lotta-Let me tell you about the last time I googled something...
Delete@ethorne- if only one had an erase button for the brain! I'm imagining Carlos Estevez downing imodium as we speak!
Delete*never get to BORROW a good dress again* Pardon.
ReplyDeleteHow long til people stop doing anything for this trick? Seriously she has NO respect for anything at all. This girl is a total lost cause. She's had WAY more chances than anyone else yet she gets away with this crap all the time. The designer should sue the crap out of her for ruining the dress.
ReplyDeleteThank you LiLo for making me feel bad for Charlie Sheen. You are one hell of a coont.
@ethorne....you have graduated from the Dina Lohan School of Excuses with top honors.
ReplyDeleteI vote for a Blohan free March. Anyone with me?
ReplyDeleteIf I were a designer, I'd be so bummed if she was photographed wearing something I made. Her stank destroys everything it touches.
ReplyDeleteyou know you're in trouble Lindsey when even CO$ don't want you!
ReplyDeleteNext stop, keeping the receipts from Target to try and get refunds after every reddish carpet appearance!
You know that when she went to the club, she just decided that she wanted a short dress and was too fucking lazy to change. She didn't rip anything. Self entitled crack ho.
ReplyDeleteWhat I can't wrap my head around is the fact that someone thought it was a good idea to lend this trick such a beautiful (and expensive) dress! Based on past history you should know that even off you get your stuff back from her, it'll be ruined.
ReplyDeleteAlso, even though they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, what good could possibly come from having your brand associated with this skank?
Did she return the other half?
ReplyDelete@Agent, I thought the same thing! Then figured she used it as a napkin.
DeleteGorgeous dress, horrible model.
When karma comes a callin', it's not going to be pretty. She is unbelievable.
ReplyDelete@Libby, you know sadly I think people will still lend her dresses. How many times has this happened that she effs something up in one form or another?
ReplyDeleteShes getting worse and worse. Almost time for the men in white coats.
ReplyDeleteDammit, VIP, now I have to delete my search history. I feel so dirty.
ReplyDeleteanyone who would lend lindsay anything at this point is asking for trouble. I'm not usually the blame the victim person, but seriously. what was he thinking?
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of hearing about her and her dysfunction. its just not interesting.
She's a pig, has always been one.
ReplyDeleteBut $4000 for charlie sheen is like 40 cents to the rest of us.
ReplyDeletefiggy, $1750 was the total cost (I think). Designers need to learn to JUST SAY NO TO THE HO!
DeleteThis is a Theia gown apparently, and was borrowed from a stylist. The stylists have to pay for the stars' clothes now? I saw a photo of the cut gown, and they didn't even do that properly.
ReplyDelete@Amber
Amber, I totally agree with you. I cannot imagine any worse advertising.
A mullet dress: business in front, ass to ass party in back
ReplyDeleteIt's poo play, Thursday y'all!!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing this fool didn't feel her dress was sexy enough when she got to the club so she decided she needed to show a little more skin. I am starting to feel ragey about this selfish pooter
You guys! She's just a CHILD! It's not her fault!
ReplyDeleteI can only assume that anyone who would lend her a dress is so desperate for business that they're willing to forgo one dress in order to attract customers. That just tells me it's a stupid, poorly run, money-losing business.
ReplyDeleteso, is this the sexual napalm mayer was referring to with Jessica Simpson? I might have to pass on lunch today...
ReplyDeleteThat dress hung like a potato sack on her. She was just trying to spice it up a bit.
ReplyDeleteCharlie better get a kiss or something if he foots the bill being that she didn't want to kiss him in scary movie cause she didn't know where his mouth is. Also I missed the blind about lindsey 2 days ago where she turned down money I think.
ReplyDeleteSpace docking in addition to being disgusting is very dangerous to a woman's health. Who cleans up after these people?
ReplyDeleteI call for Lohan-Free March!!
ReplyDeleteI got all ragey when I saw this last night. She doesn't even PRETEND to care. I'm done. Fucking done with this trick.
In the words of Frank Ocean, "Crack rock, crack rock... Can't find love cuz no one wants to get involved with cracky."
ReplyDeleteI really don't understand celebs' obsession with bodily fluids and waste being such an important part of sex play. Give me plain old vanilla sex, ANY DAY.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell comes up with ideas like space docking?!
ReplyDeleteI made the mistake of breaking down and googling that term. Now I will be sick to my stomach all day. Think I can take a work sick day and use this cdan thread as my excuse?
Why does this girl keep getting people who believe in her and keep giving her undeserving breaks over and over again? She's had more breaks than Paris Hilton...and I thought Paris was bad. Lindsey is worse.
ReplyDeleteI feel like such a perv after looking up some of the things you guys talk about.
ReplyDeleteAnd it always comes from a Lohan thread!
ReplyDelete@Puggle A Lohan thread is where I first learned about Ass to Ass. Just trying to pay it forward :)
ReplyDeleteSo not a Lindsey fan but shame on the designer for lending dress in first place and then getting more publicity by leaking the story. They are both classless.
ReplyDeleteNot only did that stupid ho ruin a beautiful dress, the remnants smell like something that cleaned an ashtray. I hope the stylist isn't on the hook for it.
ReplyDeleteAnd you know, I could have lived my whole life without knowing what "space docking" is, tyvm! :)
Sugar & VIP, I am now edumacated, must stop looking up stuff on Internet. Not my cup of tea.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone on here is into scat play can you explain why?
I just love to be in the know, you know?
ReplyDeletePoop in a pee hole? Can't think of anything nastier.
@Puggle-Me too, but I was gonna blame VIP bc she always knows this stuff before the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteferaltart, I am most definitely not into it, but I read an interesting explanation once: they said that people who have that fetish feel like it's a way of their partner showing that they accept every part of them. It's probably for people who have really deep insecurities. Of course, with these celebs, I think it's more likely that they just get off on degrading people.
ReplyDelete"Space docking" possibly originated from "The Aristocrats" .
ReplyDeleteI curse my inquisitive nature! It leads me to google ass-to-ass, goatse, blue waffle, blumpkin, and now space docking and zombie punch. All those listed above, I could have done without knowing, but now I know...what the hell do I do with that kind of *knowledge*?!?! Trivia games? I think not...
ReplyDeleteLOL
@Meanie Wow, I learned a few new ones!!! There are some sick people out there. Give me Quentin Tarantino and his foot fetish any day over any of this. Who doesn't like a nice foot massage? :)
ReplyDeleteOooh, a foot massage sounds fabulous!! Yep, I'll take a foot fetish any ol' day...as long as scat isn't involved, tyvm!
ReplyDeleteScat play scat play. You ladies crack me the f up!!! I have learned so much. :D
ReplyDeletePeople will do some fucked up shit. :)
ReplyDeleteApart from him being batshit and trying to rehabilitate his image and him probably banging Ms. Lohan, any idea why he's shelling out all of this cash for her? He bangs a LOT of chicks, so the sex alone doesn't seem like it's the reason.
ReplyDeleteDelurking to say that I'm joining the "what designer in their right mind would lend Lindsay ANYTHING?" train.
ReplyDelete@N Szoko, weird as it sounds, I think Charlie probably feels empathy for her because he's been there (I mean the drugging and partying, not stealing or dress-ruining) and thinks if someone would just help her out, she'd get it together. Which she either can't or won't or both.
Doesn't Liho do this to all her dresses? She's done it before when she wanted a short dress from an evening gown. And yeah, why continue to lend her stuff. Idiots!
ReplyDeleteWow, I feel really sorry for the stylist/designer. I mean, who would have thought this would have happened?
ReplyDeleteGMAFB
Trying to decide if it's a good or bad thing that the designer's name isn't all over these articles. On one side, they'd get free publicity, but on the other... because of Lindsay Lohan.
ReplyDeleteThis thread! Aaaaaa!!!! Not gonna google, not gonna google, can't make me! Smash, even your avatar looks horrified! LOL
I don't want to hear anyone whine about her stealing or destroying something they loaned her or entrusted her with, because, damn, you stupid.
ReplyDeleteOh.My.God. Zombie punch!
ReplyDeleteEw, Charlie Sheen and Blohan together is just... wrong. She is totally classless but they should have known she'd do this.
ReplyDeleteAlso, bitch is looking OLD. I know she looks awful in pap shots but you'd think she'd look better on a red carpet. In theory.
I keep coming back and it is still making me laugh! I knew a guy in a band called "sleeve of wizard". I just now googled wizards sleeve and also had another idea in my head of what it was, I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteWtf is wrong with Lohan? Ugh a Lohan free March sounds good. Feb has been so pleasant without the Kk ass parade.
ReplyDelete@ethorne you forgot that lindsay is also being raised by a single parent!
ReplyDeleteoh and i googled spac docking. i was curious and i figured since im not a cat it wouldnt kill me.
close enough though. EWWWWW
Anyone that is stupid enough to loan anything to Lindsay Lohan or have any business dealings with her I have no sympathy for as you are totally stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhat value is it to do any business with her in the first place at this point in time?
I wouldn't want my products associated with her, I'd rather starve