Monday, February 25, 2013

All The Tabloids Just Orgasmed Thanks To Justin Theroux

If a tabloid had no idea what they were going to put on the cover of their issues this week, Justin Theroux has finally given them their answer. Although it has just been a week or two since OK! Magazine did a Jennifer Aniston is pregnant cover which said she was having twins, it really is not regularly seen anymore. This time will be different though because now they have proof because there is no way that Justin would have posed otherwise right? Although a graduate of the Nicole Kidman school of red carpeting, this is doctoral stuff here by Justin. The only thing standing between this and a cover is if the writers can come up with the names and nursery photos and quotes from friends of the expectant parents.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:30 AM

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  1. ethorne6:34 AM

    I was watching Alias last night & Justin Theroux was in a few eps. I kinda laughed when he first came on.

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  2. Kelly6:35 AM

    Omg he did not!

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  3. dee1236:40 AM

    Oh god! We'll have to put up with this crap for ages.

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  4. greenmountaingal6:42 AM

    Haha that's funny.

    I thought Jen A looked great last night.

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  5. Unknown6:44 AM

    I think those two like to troll the tabloids and I think it is hilarious.

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  6. dia papaya6:44 AM

    Was thinking the same thing!

    Eithers she's preggers OR that man wants attention! I think he (they) need more spotlight time.

    Aside... I had this moment of sadness for Courtney Cox lady night. Why is JA everywhere, getting to go the the Oscars? She keeps making shitty movies! And CC is at home drinking her giant glass of wine!

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  7. EleanorRigby6:49 AM

    I really don't want to point this out, but didn't Angelina's leg steal the Oscar attention last year? I am so hoping there isn't a competition between the two, but could Jennifer be attempting to steal the show this year? I'm hoping that it's just a coincidence... otherwise, it's just sad.

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  8. Silly Girl6:51 AM

    Look how smug she looks in this photo, too. And I'm a huge fan of hers, but she/they may have jumped the shark with this photo.

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  9. Laura6:51 AM

    I saw this pose from a different angle and his hand is really more on her side and not on the belly. I think it was just an awkward pose.

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  10. libby6:53 AM

    She's trained him beautifully. This is Aniston PR 101.

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  11. Rhody6:57 AM

    I bet this shot got taken as he was moving his hand whoever took it knew this was the money shot.
    She looked great, but could she just for once do something different with her hair? I wore my hair like this yesterday too but I was on a plane all day.

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  12. audrey7:00 AM

    All I see when I look at that picture is her mop of stringy hair that ruins the effect of a dressy gown. Yeah ok so you had a hairdo that made you famous a couple decades ago...but do something with your fucking hair when you are at a prestigious award show.

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  13. Shocky7:07 AM

    She is limited by what she can do with her hair because of her chin. When she does something different it goes badly - remember the dreads?

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  14. Anonymous7:08 AM

    My theory is her hair is her security blanket. I think she's afraid she'll look old if she wears it up. I disagree though. She needs to let go of "Rachael" and be comfortable with who she is.

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  15. mygeorgie7:08 AM

    I agree with EllenPo. It drives me crazy that her hairstyling is always disconnected from the attire, like she jumped up from the poolside chaisse & threw on a couture dress. She's attached to that hairstyle like a hoarder to their crap. It's getting embarrassing.

    And i think the pose is a snarl to Angie's leg stump/stunt.

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  16. nancer7:13 AM

    she's 44 years old!!!!! she looks great, but she's 44. stop with the baby talk.

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  17. Beta7:19 AM

    LAME grab attention attempt

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  18. Della7:21 AM

    @audrey-you are so right. She has worn her hair the same for years now. It looked quite casual in comparison to her dress. I'm tired of her.

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  19. Pogue Mahone7:23 AM

    Jennifer Aniston please go away!

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  20. Karen7:32 AM

    I don't care if she IS trying to one-up Angelina. It's funny. But I agree with nancer--she's 44! I really don't think she wants to give birth to any babies and if she wanted babies at all, she would adopt them or get a surrogate. She seems happy enough making crap movies and going to the beach.

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  21. Shocky7:33 AM

    Also - sorry, I'm a bit of a fan - I kind of like that she keeps it like normal for big events. I hate it when people do something different for big events, like growing your hair for a wedding for example . That to me shows less confidence in your look than keeping it 'you'.

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  22. LottaColada7:41 AM

    Wow, no matter what she does, it's always compared to Angelina. She can't even go to the Oscars because she's trying top one-up Jolie's leg. Jeez.

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  23. canadachick8:15 AM

    and people say brad and angie manipulate the press - this proves all 3 (now 4) have been doing it for years. Seriously sometimes i think they are all in cahoots to screw with the public.

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  24. Seachica8:32 AM

    Geesh, y'all. Jennifer aniston *has* changed her hairstyle. The hair in that photo is different from the Rachel style that made her famous. Just because she may not like her hair up, or short, doesn't make her insecure. It just means that she knows how she likes her hair to look. How is that being insecure? Being insecure means changing it all the time, because it never looks good enough.

    And I disagree with whoever labeled women who grow their hair out for weddings as also "insecure". Some of us (and yes, I'm one of them) want to do something extra special on our wedding days, and long hair is more versatile.

    We sure are a judge mental lot this morning! Geesh

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  25. Amy9:06 AM

    I thought she looked great but a bit bigger than her usual super skinny self. Many, Many women have kids in their 40's. I have several friends who just had babies and they are 45 plus. :)

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  26. rhinovodka9:06 AM

    nice to see she wore some color and I think her hair looks fine. I don't think she would like right with her hair up anyway.

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  27. MadLyb9:28 AM

    I don't know why, but I love them as a couple. I think they are teasing us, here.

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  28. Pookie9:30 AM

    what? she hasn't had the 'rachel' cut in close to 20 yrs.

    it would be nice tho, if she did branch away from the same ole-same ole straightened hairstyle & dress silhouette. but whatevs, she's obviously most publicly confident in that comfort zone. and i hope she *is* pregnant. i think they'd have one seriously cute baby.

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  29. Henriette10:48 AM

    @Amy
    I know. The ageism about childbirth gets old after a while.

    I don't think Aniston wants kids, but if she did, she's got the money to have them. Geena Davis, Holly Hunter, and Marcia Gay Harden were pushing 50 when they had their "twins."

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  30. ljsmed11:52 AM

    I think she is gorgeous

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  31. Mango12:05 PM

    @ dia - I'm saddened that Jen and Courtenay aren't buds anymore, but I've noticed that CC has landed some shampoo commercials.

    I wish JA had done *something* different with her hair. She's worn it pretty much this way for the last 10+ years.

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    1. dia papaya4:16 PM

      LOL Mango. JA is at the Oscars and CC has some shampoo commercials.

      CC doesn't play the tabloid game and I think her career has suffered a bit as a result.

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  32. All about Eve1:49 PM

    Her hair is boring, she looks nice but I would like to see something different and this looks like a silly attempt at some attention.

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  33. califblondy4:53 PM

    I just saw Jen in an Aveeno commercial last night and CC in the hair commercial today. I think they might want to swap products.

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  34. Unknown5:02 PM

    Unless Aniston's womb is located somewhere around her appendix, this is in no way a "hand on my growing baby" shot.

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  35. Fluffy White Clouds8:39 PM

    I did notice she was sans Botox and filler... Can't have any of that when pregnant.

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  36. Teresa10:24 PM

    So sick of the both of them. And Jen's hair looked horrid last night. Why does she use the same old tired hairdo? Her hair looks like she's ready for the beach, not the red carpet. I did like her gown, but the hair? Time for a new stylist!!! Way past time. And the cutesy game these two play about whether or not she's preggo is sickening. I don't think she is, but she loves the attention it brings her.

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