I'm unenthused about making picks this year because so many of the top categories are clearly locks between one or two top candidates. It's always more fun to pick a winning dark horse, but I just don't see any with better than 10-to-1 odds.
Remember, as I said before, true CDAN aficionados should be rooting for Django Unchained to win Best Picture because of the welter of QT-related debauchery BI's that would ensue.
half the neighbrhood is at my house. the kids told their friends that we print out ballots and see who wins. everyone wants a ballot! first drinkng game rule here; drink eveytime someone says "unbelievable".
I have not seen any of these movies. I like Chastain and Lawrence, so if one wins, I will be happy. I really don't like the dresses both ladies chose tonight.
Wait, I forgot one: Ladbrokes has Moonrise Kingdom at 33-1 against for Best Original Screenplay. I would tout it at at least 5-1. QT and Boals have already won writing Oscars and Amour is foreign. Put your money on Wes Anderson for the upset.
Dammit, I forgot that Ladbrokes doesn't take bets from USA IP's. Anyone care to put a tenner down on Moonrise Kingdom to win Best Original Screenplay for me?
Right, it's midnight here and I've recorded the red carpet so I can speed through the ad breaks. I've had a few cocktails, so maybe it's me, but is Ryan Seacrest channeling Jason Priestley circa 1991? Look at his 90210 quiff!!!
thanks @renoblondee! i never noticed it, but i did think she looked great.
Kneepads is busting on Brandi's dress - she designed it herself...the bottom is great, but the top is designed for a porn convention, not the Oscars...nip slip waiting to happen - again and again...
Would it be catty of me to say that since CZJ is "younger" than me (oh hell, even I couldn't contain the laughing fit) my under eye area looks much, much better than hers.
BTW, for all you Anne-haters, the touts have her as a massively favored to win. So if you did bet the field against her, you'd get the satisfaction of seeing her face when she lost and make a nice piece of change.
@lotta, someone said she was working for ABC...i say she slept w/a producer...expect to see the answer on Twitter...lol oh, and she is there to rub it in Leanne and Eddie's faces...lol
@B - It isn't so much as people thought she'd lose - it's that they want her to lose Personally, I hope she wins. She never did anything to me to make me dislike her. Well, except for "Get Smart."
@pink, oh ok. Lol I was like wth would they hire her for! I was getting worried I would have to deal with her popping up in my morning routine which includes GMA.
I don't normally play into the baby speculation, but I think that Jennifer Anniston might be pregnant. It was a bigger dress than she usually wears, and she kept doing this smoothing over her stomach thing.
For the last time those are not her nipples it is called a Dart seam. They are stupid and look aweful when done on the bust to strong. You have to understich and I am sure it is diffucult. But yes! It is heidious!
forget Amazing Race...this is one night a year...speaking of those who look pregnant - did anyone see the bump on Halle Berry? OR is it just the ABC cameras?!?
Remember this blind from the other day: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/02/blind-item-3_22.html?m=1 ? I think it's Jamie Foxx and Kerry Washington.
Whoops, I hope I didn't confuse anyone - but I'm referring to Jen Garner/Affleck. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks preggo. And I'm not saying she looks bloated or anything, it really was the strange way her dress looked from the side.
@Renoblondee - i loved her show GCB, but she had wayyy too much plastic surgery and didn't need it! she looks a little more normal now, but i have a girl crush on her. my friend in LA did some music w/her recently and loved her. OMG, she looks like a munchkin next to Queen Latifah.
I admit, she does look better as far as her weight...but her face isn't alright. I'm not sure...her whole energy is off, too. The interview was just weird.
@Betty K -- as a really short woman, I agree completely. It's always the really skinny ones though, plump girls like me can't afford to be so.. obnoxious
awww, Jack Nicholson in the front row! i still think he is the actor who had a stroke, because he disappeared for awhile - missed all his Laker games - and now he is back! i love him for some weird reason...
Heehee on the toes comment. I think she's an author f I remember correctly they've been together for a while. I hope he's doing better since Enty's experience with him in Russia, that story freaked me out. Regarding QT
Does the actual show start at 4:00? Where is everybody?
ReplyDeleteThe red carpet doesn't end until 5:30 so I assume it starts around then.
ReplyDeleteLove Jennifer Lawrence's hair lighter. She looks great!
ReplyDeleteshow starts 8:30pm EST/5:30PST
ReplyDeleteDam g2g. When I come back tell me if Channning Tatum Strip.
ReplyDeleteI'm unenthused about making picks this year because so many of the top categories are clearly locks between one or two top candidates. It's always more fun to pick a winning dark horse, but I just don't see any with better than 10-to-1 odds.
ReplyDeleteRemember, as I said before, true CDAN aficionados should be rooting for Django Unchained to win Best Picture because of the welter of QT-related debauchery BI's that would ensue.
I love QT. If you like feet go for it!
DeleteHe is also very intelligent in interviews.
DeleteJessica Chastain is hot!
ReplyDeletehalf the neighbrhood is at my house. the kids told their friends that we print out ballots and see who wins. everyone wants a ballot! first drinkng game rule here; drink eveytime someone says "unbelievable".
ReplyDeleteThank you for game Me, amazing it is! I think someone else mentioned the word Blessed.
ReplyDeleteis amanda drunk?
ReplyDeleteI have not seen any of these movies. I like Chastain and Lawrence, so if one wins, I will be happy. I really don't like the dresses both ladies chose tonight.
ReplyDeleteWait, I forgot one: Ladbrokes has Moonrise Kingdom at 33-1 against for Best Original Screenplay. I would tout it at at least 5-1. QT and Boals have already won writing Oscars and Amour is foreign. Put your money on Wes Anderson for the upset.
ReplyDelete@me...i thought drunk or stoned - definitely has something in her system...
ReplyDeleteIf you can't watch it on TV they are live streaming the Oscar's on Hulu and some other sites check out deadline for the sites.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.deadline.com/2013/02/oscar-telecast-to-be-available-online-for-the-first-time/
Dammit, I forgot that Ladbrokes doesn't take bets from USA IP's. Anyone care to put a tenner down on Moonrise Kingdom to win Best Original Screenplay for me?
ReplyDeleteoh sorry, sorry they are streaming the whole show starting tomorrow, read it wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnnE: NipplEs is all I see in that dress.
ReplyDeleteCZJ, WOW!
ReplyDeleteRight, it's midnight here and I've recorded the red carpet so I can speed through the ad breaks.
ReplyDeleteI've had a few cocktails, so maybe it's me, but is Ryan Seacrest channeling Jason Priestley circa 1991? Look at his 90210 quiff!!!
Liev and Naomi zzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDelete@me and @pink palace Amanda always acts like that. She's kind of odd. She looks absolutely stunning!
ReplyDeletethanks @renoblondee! i never noticed it, but i did think she looked great.
ReplyDeleteKneepads is busting on Brandi's dress - she designed it herself...the bottom is great, but the top is designed for a porn convention, not the Oscars...nip slip waiting to happen - again and again...
@pink, OMG what is Brandi doing there anyways?
DeleteOh oh oh! Is Bradley the answer to the blind about having to get mom to go with him?
ReplyDeleteWould it be catty of me to say that since CZJ is "younger" than me (oh hell, even I couldn't contain the laughing fit) my under eye area looks much, much better than hers.
ReplyDeleteUnder- we did that in the lady thread. :) most of us are in sweat pants or pjs.
ReplyDeleteBTW, for all you Anne-haters, the touts have her as a massively favored to win. So if you did bet the field against her, you'd get the satisfaction of seeing her face when she lost and make a nice piece of change.
ReplyDeleteNo money bet but I'm still Team Helen. If more people had seen the film i bet they'd agree.
Delete@under, LOL my avi pretty much speaks for all us girls tonight. ;)
ReplyDelete@lotta, someone said she was working for ABC...i say she slept w/a producer...expect to see the answer on Twitter...lol oh, and she is there to rub it in Leanne and Eddie's faces...lol
ReplyDeleteDid Charlize ger revealed as the vindictive X who sends flowers and shit?
ReplyDelete@smash, yes that was Charlize.
DeleteRyan said something like "your afraid of no man". That made me laugh.
DeleteOoh, I didn't know Charlize was that blind. Haha, I'd think of her as the ex who looks right through you at events.
Delete@B - It isn't so much as people thought she'd lose - it's that they want her to lose Personally, I hope she wins. She never did anything to me to make me dislike her. Well, except for "Get Smart."
ReplyDelete@pink, working for ABC? lol doing what? Holding Robin's train?
ReplyDeleteI am honestly shocked that Stacy Kiebler made it to the Oscars. Wasn't there a BI she was on the chopping block?
My Oscar prediction: Argo, Spielberg, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Tommy Lee Jones, and Adele.
ReplyDeleteactually @lotta, it isn't abc...but she is THE fashion correspondent for: the On The Red Carpet live stream show
ReplyDeletehahahahaha - got this via Huffington Post...I had to know...ABC sounded wrong...
Brandy that is a pretty good list, I think you may be right all around.
ReplyDeleteSalma does NOT look like Salma! What the?
ReplyDeleteI cant do 2 running threads at once. Apparently I'm having trouble multi-tasking.
ReplyDeleteLola- I thought once the awards start we would move over here?
ReplyDelete@pink, oh ok. Lol I was like wth would they hire her for! I was getting worried I would have to deal with her popping up in my morning routine which includes GMA.
ReplyDeleteFor the red carpet, how high is Jen Aniston?
ReplyDeleteSmash, me too but people seem to be going back and forth.
ReplyDeleteI'll be over here in a bit.
my first time watching the show live w/CDaN crew, so I have jumped back and forth as I didn't know what to do...
ReplyDeleteGMA is a must see, especially w/Robin Roberts back! i had to switch to Amazing Race for a few minutes before the show started. Priorities...lol
my first time watching the show live w/CDaN crew, so I have jumped back and forth as I didn't know what to do...
ReplyDeleteGMA is a must see, especially w/Robin Roberts back! i had to switch to Amazing Race for a few minutes before the show started. Priorities...lol
Christ! Chenowith. o_0
ReplyDeleteThere are no words.
And good to see Aniston has crows feet like us normal gals!
ReplyDeleteI don't normally play into the baby speculation, but I think that Jennifer Anniston might be pregnant. It was a bigger dress than she usually wears, and she kept doing this smoothing over her stomach thing.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that maybe Jennifer Affleck may be in the early stage of pregnancy? It was when they showed her from the side...
ReplyDeleteIs it just a burrito or baby on the way?
Aniston needs to put her hair up, or do something different for once.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Seyfried seems to have issues articulating herself in live interviews... Gorgeous girl and dress despite the above
ReplyDeleteWhat? I missed the Jen Aniston food baby? What channel is everyone watching?
ReplyDeleteI hope JA is prego. That would be one beautiful babe.
ReplyDeleteE site is still down. :( I'm watching Freaks & Geeks, I guess it's kind of the same thing, right? :b
ReplyDelete@RenoBlondee, Kristin might be my favorite! i love her anyways...but for such a short frame, she has a gown fitted for her size! love love love it!
ReplyDeletejust saw Anne Hathaway's dress and have to say HOLY NIPPLES BATMAN
ReplyDeletebesides that I've got my cookies and wine and I'm ready to get this shit rolling....
Jennifer Garner looked pregnant to me. Not sure about Jen but I did see the tummy grabs now that I switched to ABC.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about Jen A*
Deletewhat the hell was jamie foxx talking about??
ReplyDeleteFor the last time those are not her nipples it is called a Dart seam. They are stupid and look aweful when done on the bust to strong. You have to understich and I am sure it is diffucult. But yes! It is heidious!
ReplyDeleteAgreed, JenGarnAff looked pregnant. That dress was very slim fitting and unforgiving in the tummy department.
ReplyDeleteChenowith just said "OH CRAP" when showing off the wizard of Oz ruby slippers, ha. Boy she's a skinny minnie.
forget Amazing Race...this is one night a year...speaking of those who look pregnant - did anyone see the bump on Halle Berry? OR is it just the ABC cameras?!?
ReplyDeletedo you think Kristin Chenoweth regrets doing the cruise ad?
ReplyDeleteOh @Pink. Kristen is just awful. She's a total idiot. I still love ya though! ;) and she does have a great voice!
ReplyDeleteRemember this blind from the other day: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/02/blind-item-3_22.html?m=1 ? I think it's Jamie Foxx and Kerry Washington.
ReplyDeleteLove Kristen Chenowith's dress.
ReplyDeleteWhoops, I hope I didn't confuse anyone - but I'm referring to Jen Garner/Affleck. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks preggo. And I'm not saying she looks bloated or anything, it really was the strange way her dress looked from the side.
ReplyDeleteAnnE's dress looks kind of like a just "meh" prom dress.
ReplyDeleteRenee Z looks great!!
ReplyDeleteRenee looks really good too. Much healthier than she has in the last few years.
ReplyDelete@Renoblondee - i loved her show GCB, but she had wayyy too much plastic surgery and didn't need it! she looks a little more normal now, but i have a girl crush on her. my friend in LA did some music w/her recently and loved her. OMG, she looks like a munchkin next to Queen Latifah.
ReplyDeleteRenee looks so much better and I actually didn't want to retch while watching her just now. Amazing!
ReplyDeleteJamie Foxx's daughter is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, did anyone see Renee Zellweger? I'm extremely worried.
ReplyDeleteRenee looks healthier but what's going on with her face? Mainly the eye area.... Something is definitely off.
ReplyDeleteAS a tall woman, people like Kristin drive me nuts when they do the "oh, look how tiny I am" as she did with Adele.
ReplyDeleteWe all know you are just a dear mite of a thing. Knock it the f#$% off. Keep your shoes on and your mouth shut.
Renee seems sweet, I like her. She just needs more of that Bridget Jones weight
ReplyDeleteI admit, she does look better as far as her weight...but her face isn't alright. I'm not sure...her whole energy is off, too. The interview was just weird.
ReplyDelete@Betty K -- as a really short woman, I agree completely. It's always the really skinny ones though, plump girls like me can't afford to be so.. obnoxious
ReplyDeleteRenee always looks shiny. Why! Was RDJr not clapping?!
ReplyDeleteLets get this party started!
ReplyDelete@Underthebigsky-thanks for asking! ;) I'm wearing an OldNavy tank and some Target brand pajama pants, glasses courtesy of one of those online places.
Here we go!
Wow, Tommy Lee Jones actually smiled! Crazy.
ReplyDeleteRDJ so conspicuously NOT clapping as McFarlane came out for his intro!
ReplyDeleteSmug-assed RDJ. DON'T CARE WOULD STILL HIT IT
ReplyDelete@smash, I know - but isn't it so much more fun to make nip jokes than dart jokes? :b
ReplyDeleteRemember that episode of Family Guy here they used Reese's chin to pry open a door? I wonder if she does?
ReplyDeleteYes b! What was up with that?
ReplyDeleteWasn't RDJ on Family Guy at one point?
ReplyDeleteAnd McFarlane is already going down in flames....
ReplyDelete@Jason, wasn't she a squinty creature thing?
ReplyDeleteSeth seems very nervous.
ReplyDeleteGood grief. Not good
ReplyDeleteAnd the first boo of the night
ReplyDeleteOmg did he really just make a slavery joke?
ReplyDelete@lotta - I don't remember.
ReplyDeleteI want a Lindsay joke from Seth.
Woooow
ReplyDeleteUh-oh
ReplyDeleteAhahaha, when he made that joke about Rhianna and Chris Brown, only RDJ clapped!
ReplyDeleteWhy the hell is Shatner here?
ReplyDeleteNotice they aren't showing anyone's reaction
ReplyDeleteCaptain!
ReplyDeleteNo...it's not...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Drunk Captain Kirk! bwahahaha. Worst Oscar Host ever.
ReplyDeleteLoopymommy, that's a great guess.
ReplyDeleteawww, Jack Nicholson in the front row! i still think he is the actor who had a stroke, because he disappeared for awhile - missed all his Laker games - and now he is back! i love him for some weird reason...
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ReplyDeleteI love the shat!
ReplyDeleteI wish Tina and Amy were hosting!
ReplyDeleteNaomi Watt's face was priceless!
ReplyDeleteOMG the boob song! Some ladies are not thrilled, but JLaw was game!
ReplyDeleteThis is funny to me! I might be the only one.
ReplyDeleteOh not that I think he's the worst host, it was the headline of the paper, lol. I'm loving this.
ReplyDeleteSO AWFUL!
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh, the producers are already fishing around backstage for a big hook....
ReplyDeleteProps to Naomi, Charlize & JLaw
ReplyDeleteLol i love the pre recorded reactions to the song.
ReplyDeleteWow...he can sing!
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha- i think seth is doing good!
ReplyDeleteOmg the boob song was awesome to me!
ReplyDeleteif channing tatum doesn't take his shirt off now..
ReplyDeleteThere's Channing showing off those dance moves he learned in stripper school. Charlize, swoon.
ReplyDeleteNicely done
ReplyDeleteThe dance was random.
ReplyDeleteSeth is doing great. Normally he annoys me.
ReplyDeleteOmg the puppets! Hahahahahahha
ReplyDeleteWTF happened to Rene Zellweger! I had to wait for the caption to be sure it was her!
ReplyDeleteAnd ladies and gentlemen, the best skit of the night!
ReplyDeleteWas that Denzel's real voice?
ReplyDeleteSeth's doing pretty good.. oh, JGL and Harry!
ReplyDeleteSam Jackson didn't look amused either.
ReplyDeleteLiked the boob song too! I think JGL and DR belong to that choir *cough*
ReplyDeleteSeth's doing a good job
JGL.... Highlight of my night! So handsome.
ReplyDeleteNow I'm fairly entertained.
ReplyDeleteSamuel is not impressed
ReplyDeleteYeah Sam does not look enthused at all.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure James Franco got a bad review.
ReplyDeleteWeirdly enough, the dance bits are the best stuff so far.
ReplyDeleteGet it Sally!
ReplyDeleteThe Sally Field shit was FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteIt's getting better...
ReplyDeleteyeah Samuel L Jackson looks like Tommy Lee Jones...
ReplyDeleteSally Field has aged really well.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Anne & James or Seth McFarlane?
ReplyDeleteJoaquin with his sister Rainn!!
ReplyDeleteThis Sally Field bit is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLol whoever said JGL and DR belonged in that choir, you called it!
ReplyDeleteJoaquin sitting next to his sister. Hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteThis is a bad concept.
ReplyDeleteI hope De Niro wins.
ReplyDeleteGrosss hag but yes!
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome!
ReplyDeleteSally Field is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteI really like Alan Arkin...but I don't think he's going to win.
ReplyDeleteisn't Rain or Rainbow Phoenix married to Casey Affleck?
ReplyDeleteI think PSH will win.
ReplyDeleteSeth is on a Roll!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm rooting DeNiro.
ReplyDeleteLove Christoph but think Tommy will win this one.
ReplyDeleteWow! First shock of the night.
ReplyDeleteChristoph Waltz FTW! love love love him. very deserving
ReplyDeleteWooow! Nice! I am glad django is getting cred!
ReplyDeleteHoping for Alan Arkin but DeNiro was amazing in Silver Linings.
ReplyDeleteGo Chris! I wanted him in the movie more.
ReplyDeleteAnd as you can see I'm like 30 seconds behind LOL
ReplyDeleteLove Christoper Waltz!
ReplyDeleteThe chic with qt is HOT!
ReplyDeleteShe must have great toes.
DeleteHoly crap the supporting win was a dark horse victory. think it signals a sweep?
ReplyDeleteCasey is married to Summer Phoenix, btw.
ReplyDeleteJoaquin is with Rain.
This is live for everyone right? No worry about spoilers for anyone?
ReplyDeleteE.T score forever!
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo! for Mr. Waltz!
ReplyDelete@Steampunk, I think that will be Django's "bone" for the evening.
ReplyDeleteLive for me
ReplyDeleteI loved the opening and the boob song was hilarious
ReplyDeletethanks @lola...i can't keep them straight. i do remember when joaquin wanted to be called leaf...SMH
ReplyDeleteHeehee on the toes comment. I think she's an author f I remember correctly they've been together for a while. I hope he's doing better since Enty's experience with him in Russia, that story freaked me out. Regarding QT
ReplyDeleteWOW what a surprise but am glad Christoph won, very glad.
ReplyDeleteI thought the opening was funny, we laughed a lot. It's a hard gig, he did fine.
Waltz was a semi-dark horse. Django could do better than predicted.
ReplyDeleteSeth has pulled it out somewhat and is safely better than James & Anne at the moment.
Whops! But I got my drink!
ReplyDeleteTravolta got new hair?
ReplyDelete@ Steampunk - A sweeps would be interesting!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe John Traviolta has the nerve to show up there on camera he has no shame!
ReplyDeletePaul Rudd and Melissa McCarthy are painful. That bit sucked
ReplyDeleteRudd is so College greasy. Is he Trying to downplay his cuteness?
ReplyDeleteThis is so awkward. Just give the award!
ReplyDeleteI loved paper man!
ReplyDeleteGoing back the Joaquin Phoenix, real quick: is he "with" Rain, or..? Cuz there was a blind item..
ReplyDeleteAgree, thay was awful.
ReplyDeleteyay for Brave!
ReplyDelete*that
ReplyDeleteKilt alert!
ReplyDeleteHe is also pictured with rainn at events. Ergo the blind link to the sibling couple
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ReplyDeleteSwitching over to Walking Dead. Hope I don't miss AnnE losing.....
ReplyDeleteI am glad we are moving at a clipping pace. It is going to be a long night as it is.
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