Thursday, January 24, 2013

Tiger Woods Is Now Having Sex With Lindsey Vonn

One week after their sister publication, The Enquirer, said that Tiger Woods was getting back together with Elin Nordegren, Star now says that Tiger Woods is having sex with downhill skier, Lindsey Vonn who recently got divorced. The two go well together. Tiger likes blondes and they are both pains in the butts with huge egos. They would probably need dual mirrors in every room of wherever they lived because each would want it all the time. Apparently the couple took a break to the Caribbean together and Tiger visited her in Austria while she was competing at a World Cup event.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

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32 comments:

  1. LottaColada8:01 AM

    Isn't Lindsay Vonn the answer to a blind about an athlete rushing to get a divorce?

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    1. Jazzy6:59 PM

      Yes! It was to hide who she was with. Ding ding!

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  2. Amber8:03 AM

    GROSS. How could anyone famous have sex with Tiger Woods knowing his history? I can see why some random girl would - it's a potential pay day. EW ew ew.

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  3. mikey8:04 AM

    I have to admit they probably make a perfect couple. Together when they want to be, and doing whatever they want when they are apart.

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  4. Tyler8:05 AM

    This one makes more sense than he and Elin reconciling.

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  5. Cathy8:10 AM

    @Lotta - that was my first thought too.

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  6. Unknown8:18 AM

    Man, this dude is always getting laid. :-/

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  7. OKay8:36 AM

    Yeah, not really sure why any woman with fame and money of her own would want to hook up with Tiger. Maybe he's got really good game? Nah.

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  8. Anonymous8:40 AM

    Tiger has nothing about him that is attractive except his money, okay and his golf game's pretty good. But he's got the personality of a kleenex in a mud puddle and certainly not much in the looks department.

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  9. RocketQueen8:50 AM

    So....basically that whole Elin thing was a load of crap. They obviously think their readers have short attention spans.

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  10. mygeorgie8:52 AM

    So I guess Elin is full steam ahead with her zillion square foot house project. You go girl, take over the mancave!

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  11. Anon8:55 AM

    I coulda sworn Vonn threw out a Tiger diss in an SI magazine interview a couple of years ago following his debacle.
    Never cared for the bitch to begin with since her dad funded her sking threw his drug dealing.
    Maybe she's dickmatized by Tiger.

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  12. Anon8:57 AM

    She looks like Hulk Hogan's kid.

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  13. noseygal488:57 AM

    Tiger woods is an asshole! A family member had a run in with him a couple of years ago and almost whipped his ass for not leaving one of his female friends alone! He is disgusting!

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  14. Not A Ninny9:06 AM

    What would a serious, world-class athlete want with such a useless bimbo? Vonn with Woods, that is. Golf is not actually a sport after all.

    (Ex-downhiller prejudice showing: she may be a raging douche, but at least she's a real athlete.)

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  15. Anonymous9:31 AM

    She definitely has a case of the crazy eyes

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  16. warmislandsun9:35 AM

    She looks like Charlie Sheen's ex wife Brooke.

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  17. AndrewBW9:41 AM

    She looks like that other Lindsey!

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  18. Sherry9:51 AM

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  19. Sherry9:52 AM

    Well they're both out of the dating pool now. Let's all breathe a sugh of relief.

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  20. Kloie9:59 AM

    Not to defend this, but I'm sure she knows full well what she's getting into. She probably just wants to blow off some steam.

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  21. JSierra10:12 AM

    If Enty hadn't said "downhill skier" I would have had no clue who this lucky lady was.

    I wish only the best for the happy couple! May all your side pieces get along just swell

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  22. nettalovesrobin10:20 AM

    Whats the big deal. He is divorced and so is she. Do people really think its hard for Tiger Woods to get laid! Lol

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  23. mistang10:42 AM

    STDs abound! Way to keep spreading it around people.

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  24. Not A Ninny10:54 AM

    (I have to say, just looking at that picture...man, she's got a nice pair of legs. Skier girls and soccer girls always have the hottest gams.)

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  25. Frufra11:06 AM

    B., as the owner of a very similar pair of legs, glad they past muster. However, when I look at that pic, my first thought is how she's going to regret choosing a hemline that short. Can you say inner thigh chafing? I'm just sayin'.

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  26. Not A Ninny11:41 AM

    Frufra, her inner thighs are kind of the point of why I commented, if you will pardon me for being so anatomically specific. Yeah, that's a mighty short skirt, but it's kind of nice to see an athletic woman rockin' good, strong thighs. Positive body image and, uh, a pleasant view, from the male perspective.

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    1. Frufra4:46 PM

      Well, I'm kind of excited to know that inner thighs of that type are considered a plus by dudes. I'm a lucky gal, in that I have a guy who digs me, and has through 22 years, two kids, and a few pounds up and down over that time frame. But, seriously, we need to spread the word to all those girls who are starving themselves and working out like fiends that a little thigh flesh is a good thing. I can't speak for my entire sex, but I'd say 9 out of 10 girls would say her thighs were too big.

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  27. Anonymous12:52 PM

    maybe this will help him starting winning again

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  28. Mango1:13 PM

    I want to know more about her father funding her sport through drug dealing. What's up with that?

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  29. Erik5:47 PM

    Yuck. Why would she go there?

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  30. Not A Ninny7:39 PM

    There is no such thing as a woman's thigh that is "too big" when your body fat percentage is as low as hers, judging from her upper arms and jawline. Her inner thighs are all muscle.

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