Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Almost Naked Drunk Driver

I think the naked drunk driver thing has been too much, so it was interesting to see 36 year old Catherine Giaquinto's take on the trend. Catherine was arrested and charged with DUI this past weekend after she crashed into a retaining wall at someone's house and then drove off. Police caught up with her and they were shocked to see that Catherine was wearing a jacket. An unzipped leather jacket to be exact. If you are waiting for me to describe more clothes, there aren't any. Catherine said she had no memory of the accident and insisted she was not naked. No, a jacket, even if unzipped certainly qualifies as not being naked. Officers saw that Catherine had clothes in her car and asked her to get dressed. 10 minutes later she had a dress on, inside out. And backwards. Yeah, she failed the sobriety test.

Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM

24 comments:

  1. All about Eve8:01 AM

    Who is this?

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  2. FSP8:04 AM

    Pic please.

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  3. OneGirlRevolution8:07 AM

    Dur.

    (I'm glad she didn't hurt anyone and hope she's learned several lessons.)

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  4. cheesegrater158:07 AM

    Who fucking cares?

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  5. Anonymous8:10 AM

    I'm with Vicki, who cares? Black out drunk people do crazy stupid shit every day all day.

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  6. Unknown8:10 AM

    Which one is she? The blonde chic in the back looks pretty wasted.

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  7. mikey8:13 AM

    NJ at its best, and no, it wasn't me. I don't own a leather jacket.

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  8. Agent**It8:15 AM

    emphasize.....New Jersey.....:)

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  9. CrazyCatLady8:17 AM

    Yeah, why is Enty posting pics of some random stranger(s)? I'm not making excuses for her behavior but if this woman isn't a celebrity, then its way out of line to post her pic and story for the world to see.

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  10. Eeekalicious8:17 AM

    Well, since she isn't a celebrity, she's going to be in a heap of shite. I would have also totally believed it if { }{ }'s face had been front and centre with D_ _ a in the background. I'll bet Catherine wouldn't be allowed to go do some work in England while awaiting her court date.

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  11. Agent**It8:21 AM

    The story is featured in UK Daily Mail.

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  12. Robert8:31 AM

    Would anyone care to wager that the stupid thing was hoping her name and photo would end up being posted on a site like this somewhere?

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  13. KellyLynn8:39 AM

    Not remembering your clothes is a clear indicator you should've stopped after the first pint of vodka.

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  14. Agent**It8:41 AM

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  15. Sherry8:45 AM

    Read this on the DM yesterday. Day late and why would we care. Is this site now owned by the DM? I'm starting to suspect so. Guess I'll go over there now to see what's coming up.

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  16. RocketQueen9:40 AM

    Don't care? Then why comment? Makes no sense.

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  17. Baka Neko9:42 AM

    After hearing about another accidents with fatalies it pisses me off even more to hear about drunk drivers.

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  18. JSierra10:24 AM

    Hey I don't care if you are naked and pinching your nipples while driving, but the drunk part is not cool. Drive around naked sober, then you can actually flash people without wrecking.

    RQ I agree.

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  19. Mango10:53 AM

    This, folks, is what you call filler.

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  20. AudreyHempburn3:33 PM

    Is it me or does this woman bear a striking resemblance to Ann Coulter without highlights? What a story THAT would have made.

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  21. Sunny3:36 PM

    @Audrey
    I was JUST typing that about Ann Coulter and deleted it. That she-devil can get tempers flarin around here!

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  22. Count Jerkula10:13 PM

    DIRTY JERSEY IN THE HOOOOOOOUSE.

    I wonder what the guy did to make her bolt. If she was roofied, you'd think she wouldn't know where her clothes were to grab em before leaving. I'ma guess he thought she was drunk enough that he could go back door and she wigged out. Poor girl.

    Another lesson to the wise: Set your damn FaceBook page to private, and don't use yourself a the profile pic. If they don't Friend you, then they don't need to be all up in yer biddnes.

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  23. Henriette12:24 AM

    I too thought she looked like a dark-haired version of Ann Coulter.

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