Sunday, January 13, 2013

Talk About The Golden Globes

Have at it. Remember if you are still in the pre-show phase when you read this, you drink when you hear the word, "tonight." If you are watching E!, you can also drink everytime someone says the word, "amazing."

634 comments:

  1. MontanaMarriot DDL was just shown. Thinking of you........

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  2. I think Tommy Lee Jones should have gotten a separate nomination for his wig.

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  3. I have had a major girl crush on Kate Hudson since Almost Famous and always will but I can't get behind that dress.

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  4. Yup Lincoln is sweeping tonight. As long as my girl Jen walks away with something, I Will be happy.

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  5. Tina Fey looks the best she's ever looked.

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  6. Is Leo going to pull an Eddie Murphy and lave since he didn't win?

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  7. Tina and Amy killed it!

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  8. Hi all... on my phone, so can't stay... have fun tonight! xoxo

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  9. @Erik Sophia V gave major biatch face to the attendant who helped her out of her car.

    Alba had some major biatch face on the carpet too.

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  10. the girls are funny!! awesome
    so happy that mr Christoph Waltz

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  11. Thank GOD Maggie Smith won and Sofia didnt!

    I wish Leo would've won.

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  12. Kerry Washington's dress was gorgeous. E!'s camera did not do it justice.

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  13. It looked like Lea Michele was gossiping about Kate Hudson's dress when she came onstage.

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  14. Well F her! Let's take her out back. I know people ;)

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  15. That dig at James Cameron! Ouch!

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  16. I see Eva's underpants

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  17. I very strongly dislike Eva Longoria. Why is she even there?

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  18. Sam Fox? Wasn't that he chick that sang that Touch Me song back in the 80's?

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  19. Hey guys, just got back from Timmy's with doughnuts for my Mum.
    Hope all are good!
    I was rooting for Waltz & Dame Maggie so no complaints yet....
    :))

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  20. Ah, I knew that @rej, he's clearly a loyal friend, Jodie foster is at their table too

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  21. Tina and Amy need to work together more. Great stuff ladies!

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  22. Miss and Mr Golden Globe look great!

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  23. Sarah polley looks wonderful

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  24. Yeah, Mel either secured him insurance for a movie (the singing detective?) Or something but Mel really helped him out when he was re starting his career. So RDJ remains loyal. He's a good friend.

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  25. I love Julianne Moore but her dress still looks like its still on the hanger.

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  26. Jessica Lange was robbed...

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  27. The fake nomination was hilarious.

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  28. CZJ... uh oh. Looking strange to me.

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  29. It's not 2003. Ain't nobody trying to hear you sing, Catherine. Stop. It. Now.

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  30. So CZJ is what, 38 now?

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  31. Cannot believe CZJ just began to sing from Les Miz... trying to show off her own pipes... over the top...

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  32. I think CZJ is one of the most beautiful women in the world.

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  33. Are we supposed to clap when CZJ did that little singing thingy? She looked like we were!

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  34. darn I wanted Jessica lange to win for American horror story

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  35. Thought Tina looked amazing!

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  36. If you haven't seen "Game Change", I highly recommend it...very interesting and in my opinion not to biased in any one direction.

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  37. Shit, I was in the kitchen and heard Catherine singing...WTH?

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  38. I loved the James Cameron diss 'cuz I think he's an ass. Good job Amy.

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  39. Tina and Amy are great so far. I was watching NBC Red Carpet and I thought JLaw said she had a touch of the flu.

    Loved Tracy P and MJFox's son as Mr Golden Globe. He is the spitting image of his dad. Why is that Eastwood chick the Miss Golden Globe?

    Kate Hudson talked really fast..

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  40. One other plug...House Of Lies

    If you have Showtime, Che k it out. It is very well written, produced & directed. A very clever show that will make you laugh!

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  41. So glad there are others who gagged when CZJ sang. (I'm petty, I know).

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  42. Hollywood Foreign Press bosslady... please don't.

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  43. So much bloody plastic in the room. How are the lights not causing these people to melt?! Sidenote: I love Rosario Dawson's dress.

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  44. Right? She was awkward.

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  45. I thought Jon Hamm and Jessica W broke up?

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  46. We should also be drinking everytime someone says the word "journey."

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  47. Salma Hayek has "I just had sex" hair.

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  48. Matt LeBlanc looked like he wanted to jump onstage onto Salma Hayak

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  49. I hope Salma DID just have sex.

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  50. Now I know I'm stoned..but are the GG stoned too? What is going on?!

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  51. Salma Hayek's body is amazing.

    I like Paul Rudd but he always looks like he needs to brush his hair.

    I don't get HBO or Showtime, so I can't comment on these shows, but they look great.

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  52. Bahahaha "Something about breaking bad, I don't know"

    Gotta love live TV

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  53. Wait!?! I missed the getting stoned memo?

    Who is GG?

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  54. I wish Bryan Cranston would have won.

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  55. Hey homeland... Do better with season 3. Come on.

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  56. Salma and Paul should make a movie together, someone make that happen

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  57. I love it that pretty much everything I think in my head, someone else here posts it.

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  58. Me neither Dia. No tv either at Blanc Debris Manor so I have a 3hr drve back to the city.

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  59. I missed the Homeland speech. Did anyone say journey?

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  60. Yay Homeland! Damn, Claire Danes looks great.

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  61. @candi, he looked very excited as soon as he saw her

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  62. Someone move peppermint patty's sidekick closer to the mike

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  63. I'm sorry, John Goodman's face is like "for real? step up to the mic! No one can hear you." Well, at least that's what I was imagining he was thinking.

    Oh God, Jennifer Lopez. Ugh.

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  64. Ben Affleck played Tony Mendez in Argo? That's the name of David Letterman's cue card guy.

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  65. JLo looks amazing. I'd love to be able to rock a dress like that.

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  66. JOHN WILLIAMS WAS ROBBED!!!!!!!!!

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  67. @candibugbug...that was the funniest thing that I've heard yet!

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  68. Is JLos dress just glued on lace appliqués

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  69. Raise your hands if you think that Jennifer Garner pulled Affleck a little bit closer to her when Lopez appeared on stage? And it will stay that way. All. Night.

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  70. @rejected...thanks. Not partaking in the goods at the moment but clearly alcohol buzzed enough to miss the obvious. ;-)

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  71. Jason and JLo have no chemistry, none. Someone really mis-cast that movie they made together.

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  72. Anyone think Enty should put up a Part 2? The comments are getting loooong to scroll through.

    Yay Adele!

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  73. I wish Adele would switch up the look a little

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  74. Did you see the shade that Taylor Swift just threw at Adele? Who saw that look?

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    1. I did. Just another reason for me to hate her!

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  75. Ooh, Taylor Swift bitchface.

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  76. Squinty looked pissed

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  77. Yay Adele! So original!

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  78. dammnit. I will never drink Pepsi again.

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  79. Taylor can now write a song about what a bitch that skank Adele is.

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  80. Kiefer is so toasted already.

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  81. When did Kate Hudson become Ellen Barkin? (Who is still gorgeous @Amber!) and neck collars are so youthful! Said no one ever.

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  82. good practice for the oscars, taylor...

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  83. Team Damian Francisco!

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  84. I want Kiefer to dive into the backdrop just for old times' sake.

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  85. Was that just Johnny Depp?

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  86. Kevin C is still hot

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  87. I wish the director had closed up on JGardner's face as J.Lo came onstage.

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  88. That was Tina Fey!

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  89. I was just bout to post- Costner can still get it.

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  90. i think kevin costner was surprised, and for him quite humble

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  91. Damian Francisco was robbed!

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  92. Damn...Costner got serious...

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  93. Kevin Costner + 60lbs, a colour-blocked shirt and a hat = Garth Brooks. Just saying.

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  94. hide the interns they rolled out clinton

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  95. The hell? Bill Clinton?

    Oh, and I just saw my brother's friend, James Wolk, on screen. :-)

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  96. I love Jessica Alba. I think she's perfection.

    Kevin Costner needs some eye cream. I like him as an actor, but I think he should remind everyone that he was in one of the worst movies of all time, Waterworld.

    BILL!!!! Yee haw!

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  97. I thought Swifty was going to cut a bitch..

    And yay Bill Clinton!

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  98. Bill Clinton! Squeeeeee!

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  99. What a thoughtful acceptance from Kevin c

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  100. I'd still do him.

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  101. I'm more interested in seeing who are sitting down not clapping for Big Willy. Homeboy looks good.

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  102. My husband just asked what Bill Clinton was doing there? He said is he looking for a piece of ass?

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  103. *who is. I went to school and understood reading comprehension. I promise.

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  104. Who thinks that we'll be seeing Amy Adams in a coral dress at the Oscars?

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  105. Bill Rodham Clinton!

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  106. Lincoln put me and my husband to sleep, to be perfectly honest. But DDL was haunting as Lincoln.

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  107. Halle Berry's dress is awful. Can Lena Dunam please go back to being a no name rich kid?

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  108. I'm still convinced that's johnny Depp

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  109. Holy Hell what is up with Anjelica Huston's clown lips! She look like she stole old flame Jack's joker smile!

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  110. Love Will's porno mustache

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  111. JLo actually let Casper accompany her to this? FFS Bill Clinton is there!

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  112. OMG is that a Ron Burgandy mustache on Will?!

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  113. Wiig needs a good hairbrush.

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  114. I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but I don't find Kristen Wiig funny at all. She's up her own ass too much.

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  115. Yes! Bring on the second
    Anchorman!!!

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  116. will ferrell and kristen wiig. pretty pretty good

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  117. Line of the night: "That was Hillary Clinton's husband". LMAO

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  118. Tommy Lee Jones is NOT amused.

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  119. tommy lee jones is having such a good time........get him some liquor

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  120. @greenmountaingal, I find her very irritating.

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  121. Never one to flame but I respectfully disagree...I think Kristen Wigg is hilarious much of the time.

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  122. They're filming Anchorman II in my city. I'm sorry, I just had to share. I'm too psyched.

    Tommy Lee Jones is not amused.

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  123. why does taylor swift look like she has already had years of botox

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  124. Yay! Our girl JL!

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  125. JLaw!!!!! Omg I'm so happy for her

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  126. I love Jennifer Lawrence! But oh god, do not act like you love Bradley Cooper. :(

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  127. JLaw, you did NOT beat Meryl. She just didn't come because she has too much class. That's all.

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  128. I hate that JLaw has fallen into the Hollywood trap and is now a skeleton. She's still pretty, but too thin.

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  129. Damn, J.Law is hilarious.

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  130. kirtsten wiig is hilarious. and she and will should be doing those screwball comedies from the 40s. they would be amazing

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  131. Glad for JLaw!

    Loved the Hilary Clinton's husband line. I dig that Amy P will say anything.

    I thought the Will & Kristen skit was pretty funny.

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    1. Homage to Hillary rodham and Leslie Knope the best character on tv.

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  132. @Bulldog Fart

    Hi Cutie!! Who's a good boy who's a good boy???

    I don't think Bulldog Fart likes the Golden Globes.

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  133. Danny Huston looks like Laura Palmer's dad.

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  134. I think JLaw will put more weight on after awards season, but then again Xmen is filming...

    I'm still so happy she won!

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  135. Jamie Foxx is looking hot!

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  136. I can't look at Jamie Foxx without thinking of his Prince Albert!

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  137. Did Jamie Foxx really just leave out Kerry Washington on her performance? Odd.

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  138. Thanks for always reppin' Pittsburgh!!

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  139. Anne (WITH AN E!!!!) won.

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  140. Why is she so surprised? Come on Anne you are not fooling anyone

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  141. Uchhhhhhh Anne Hathaway

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  142. Noooooooooo! Anne! Damnit! Now she's going to win the Oscar & be more insufferable than ever.

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  143. Anne, take a break. You're off the clock, girl.

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  144. Have been an Anne H. fan but I'm over her this season. Ugh.

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  145. Insufferable is now spelled Anne

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  146. Anne! Aw, good for her. That was really sweet re Sally Field.

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  147. Play the music. I just can't....

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  148. My husband said, "Oh great Anne Hatahway is taking the 'over dramatic I won an award' approach like Meryl Streep." He can't stand Meryl Streep or Anne Hathaway. Lol.

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  149. Pregnancy is no excuse for those shoulder pads, Kristen Bell

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  150. Anne tries so so hard to be funny. JLaw got more laughs than that.

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  151. Okay, came to defend Anne Hathaway. I've been reading your comments on my phone and I knew it would be brutal around now. Dia Papaya, I stand with you, I like Anne Hathaway and think se's misunderstood.

    And yes, I totally caught Taylor's bitchface at Adele and Tommy Lee Jones was not amused at Will and Kristen even though I thought they were hysterical.

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  152. Thanks for always reppin' Pittsburgh!!

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  153. How dare you be sweet and thankful, Anne Hathaway.

    Bitch. :rolleyes:

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  154. Breathy-check semi crying-check semi- laughing-check Misty tearing -check. Speed talking-check. All the makings off the typical over the top dramatic speech

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  155. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Kevin Costners little speech was adorable.

    JLo looks so stupid w Casper

    JLaws speech was actually cute

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  156. I feel bad for Anjelica Houston. She cannot have meant for her face to look like that.

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  157. I'm happy Anne Hathaway won simply because she wants it so desperately.

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  158. isnt that the creep that enty was stuck in europe with when he went on a bender? he is just a mess

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  159. I know you guys were talking about the PA and Jamie Foxx, but that story about the feet and QT is certainly creeptastical.

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  160. I think Tarentino might need some more coke. Could someone get on that?

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  161. God I love how Jeremy talks.

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  162. Jeremy Irons is so sexy. So is DDL. Make me a sandwich!

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  163. Just noted to husband that he clearly just ripped a line...

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  164. I kept thinking about QT and his girlfriend and her feet

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  165. I thought Anne's dress was really unflattering. It was pseudo-peplum and her body type was all wrong for that dress. That being said, her hair, makeup, and the dress color was lovely.

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  166. Don Cheadle, good for you.

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  167. Okay...I really like Lucy's dress. Maybe because I really like her.

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  168. He wins for most f-ed up award for sure!

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  169. Don looks skinnnnyy....that Iron Patriot costume must be confining!

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  170. Should we be drinking every time winning is a surprise?

    If so, can we get some retroactive back-drinking going on?

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  171. Lucy's dress is my favorite of the night.

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  172. I hate the out of breath... "I'm so surprised" crapola...Sarah Jessica Parker always pulled that shit. Jeez, Anne, you knew you were nominated, right? The odds were pretty good. It's so damn fake. Giving props to Sally Field was nice though.

    I'm probably the last one to believe Debra is Coke Mom, but she looked a little wild eyed, didn't she?

    Has anybody spotted Ben A. mingling around J.Lo's table? I saw Jen G. talking to Adele, so that left Ben free to make a move.

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  173. Jesus, Debra is TWEAKING hard!

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  174. Any time Messing moved her head during that, she wobbled and looked like she was about to fall over.

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  175. I'm on it, Hotchacha. Clink clink.

    Wasn't Jeremy Irons revealed for being racist here?

    Oh shit, two old farts who can't act and have no necks.

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  176. very very very happy for my boy, Don Cheadle. OH DAMN...Sly just scared the shit out of me. His face. Dear God.

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  177. Sly and Ahnold just walked out on stage and neither seem to be "barely shuffling". There goes the guesses for that blind item.

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  178. Stallone looks like he was just at a wake, and he was the guy in the coffin.

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  179. Stallone looks pretty mobile to me. No signs of immediate illnesses.

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  180. Right now, I'm so glad that I don't have an HD tv in my room. I'd have nightmares for weeks after seeing Stallone and Anjelica Houston.

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  181. The Intouchables? Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro as Al Capone were really great in that.

    Oops..wrong movie.

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