Talk About The Golden Globes
Have at it. Remember if you are still in the pre-show phase when you read this, you drink when you hear the word, "tonight." If you are watching E!, you can also drink everytime someone says the word, "amazing."
Have at it. Remember if you are still in the pre-show phase when you read this, you drink when you hear the word, "tonight." If you are watching E!, you can also drink everytime someone says the word, "amazing."
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Labels: Golden Globes
MontanaMarriot DDL was just shown. Thinking of you........
ReplyDeleteI think Tommy Lee Jones should have gotten a separate nomination for his wig.
ReplyDeleteI have had a major girl crush on Kate Hudson since Almost Famous and always will but I can't get behind that dress.
ReplyDeleteYup Lincoln is sweeping tonight. As long as my girl Jen walks away with something, I Will be happy.
ReplyDeleteTina Fey looks the best she's ever looked.
ReplyDeleteIs Leo going to pull an Eddie Murphy and lave since he didn't win?
ReplyDelete*leave
ReplyDeleteTina and Amy killed it!
ReplyDeleteHi all... on my phone, so can't stay... have fun tonight! xoxo
ReplyDelete@Erik Sophia V gave major biatch face to the attendant who helped her out of her car.
ReplyDeleteAlba had some major biatch face on the carpet too.
the girls are funny!! awesome
ReplyDeleteso happy that mr Christoph Waltz
Thank GOD Maggie Smith won and Sofia didnt!
ReplyDeleteI wish Leo would've won.
^won :)
ReplyDeleteKerry Washington's dress was gorgeous. E!'s camera did not do it justice.
ReplyDeleteIt looked like Lea Michele was gossiping about Kate Hudson's dress when she came onstage.
ReplyDeleteWell F her! Let's take her out back. I know people ;)
ReplyDeleteThat dig at James Cameron! Ouch!
ReplyDeleteI see Eva's underpants
ReplyDeleteI very strongly dislike Eva Longoria. Why is she even there?
ReplyDeleteSam Fox? Wasn't that he chick that sang that Touch Me song back in the 80's?
ReplyDeleteEva looks sad
ReplyDeleteHey guys, just got back from Timmy's with doughnuts for my Mum.
ReplyDeleteHope all are good!
I was rooting for Waltz & Dame Maggie so no complaints yet....
:))
Ah, I knew that @rej, he's clearly a loyal friend, Jodie foster is at their table too
ReplyDeleteTina and Amy need to work together more. Great stuff ladies!
ReplyDeleteMiss and Mr Golden Globe look great!
ReplyDeleteSarah polley looks wonderful
ReplyDeleteSarah Paulson
DeleteYeah, Mel either secured him insurance for a movie (the singing detective?) Or something but Mel really helped him out when he was re starting his career. So RDJ remains loyal. He's a good friend.
ReplyDeleteI love Julianne Moore but her dress still looks like its still on the hanger.
ReplyDeleteJessica Lange was robbed...
ReplyDeleteThe fake nomination was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteCZJ... uh oh. Looking strange to me.
ReplyDeleteIt's not 2003. Ain't nobody trying to hear you sing, Catherine. Stop. It. Now.
ReplyDeleteSo CZJ is what, 38 now?
ReplyDeleteCannot believe CZJ just began to sing from Les Miz... trying to show off her own pipes... over the top...
ReplyDeleteLove j. moore!
ReplyDeleteI think CZJ is one of the most beautiful women in the world.
ReplyDeleteAre we supposed to clap when CZJ did that little singing thingy? She looked like we were!
ReplyDeletedarn I wanted Jessica lange to win for American horror story
ReplyDeleteThought Tina looked amazing!
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't seen "Game Change", I highly recommend it...very interesting and in my opinion not to biased in any one direction.
ReplyDeleteShit, I was in the kitchen and heard Catherine singing...WTH?
ReplyDeleteI loved the James Cameron diss 'cuz I think he's an ass. Good job Amy.
ReplyDeleteTina and Amy are great so far. I was watching NBC Red Carpet and I thought JLaw said she had a touch of the flu.
ReplyDeleteLoved Tracy P and MJFox's son as Mr Golden Globe. He is the spitting image of his dad. Why is that Eastwood chick the Miss Golden Globe?
Kate Hudson talked really fast..
One other plug...House Of Lies
ReplyDeleteIf you have Showtime, Che k it out. It is very well written, produced & directed. A very clever show that will make you laugh!
So glad there are others who gagged when CZJ sang. (I'm petty, I know).
ReplyDeleteHollywood Foreign Press bosslady... please don't.
ReplyDeleteSo much bloody plastic in the room. How are the lights not causing these people to melt?! Sidenote: I love Rosario Dawson's dress.
ReplyDeleteRight? She was awkward.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jon Hamm and Jessica W broke up?
ReplyDeleteWe should also be drinking everytime someone says the word "journey."
ReplyDeleteJourney! Yes!!!
ReplyDeleteSalma Hayek has "I just had sex" hair.
ReplyDeleteMatt LeBlanc looked like he wanted to jump onstage onto Salma Hayak
ReplyDeleteI hope Salma DID just have sex.
ReplyDeleteNow I know I'm stoned..but are the GG stoned too? What is going on?!
ReplyDeleteSalma Hayek's body is amazing.
ReplyDeleteI like Paul Rudd but he always looks like he needs to brush his hair.
I don't get HBO or Showtime, so I can't comment on these shows, but they look great.
Bahahaha "Something about breaking bad, I don't know"
ReplyDeleteGotta love live TV
Darcy St. Fudge
ReplyDeleteWait!?! I missed the getting stoned memo?
ReplyDeleteWho is GG?
I wish Bryan Cranston would have won.
ReplyDeleteHey homeland... Do better with season 3. Come on.
ReplyDeleteGG golden globes
ReplyDeleteSalma and Paul should make a movie together, someone make that happen
ReplyDeleteI love it that pretty much everything I think in my head, someone else here posts it.
ReplyDeleteMe neither Dia. No tv either at Blanc Debris Manor so I have a 3hr drve back to the city.
ReplyDeleteI missed the Homeland speech. Did anyone say journey?
ReplyDeleteYay Homeland! Damn, Claire Danes looks great.
ReplyDelete@candi, he looked very excited as soon as he saw her
ReplyDeleteSomeone move peppermint patty's sidekick closer to the mike
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, John Goodman's face is like "for real? step up to the mic! No one can hear you." Well, at least that's what I was imagining he was thinking.
ReplyDeleteOh God, Jennifer Lopez. Ugh.
Ben Affleck played Tony Mendez in Argo? That's the name of David Letterman's cue card guy.
ReplyDeleteJLo looks amazing. I'd love to be able to rock a dress like that.
ReplyDeleteJOHN WILLIAMS WAS ROBBED!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@candibugbug...that was the funniest thing that I've heard yet!
ReplyDeleteIs JLos dress just glued on lace appliqués
ReplyDeleteRaise your hands if you think that Jennifer Garner pulled Affleck a little bit closer to her when Lopez appeared on stage? And it will stay that way. All. Night.
ReplyDelete@rejected...thanks. Not partaking in the goods at the moment but clearly alcohol buzzed enough to miss the obvious. ;-)
ReplyDeleteJason and JLo have no chemistry, none. Someone really mis-cast that movie they made together.
ReplyDeleteAnyone think Enty should put up a Part 2? The comments are getting loooong to scroll through.
ReplyDeleteYay Adele!
I wish Adele would switch up the look a little
ReplyDeleteDid you see the shade that Taylor Swift just threw at Adele? Who saw that look?
ReplyDeleteI did. Just another reason for me to hate her!
DeleteOoh, Taylor Swift bitchface.
ReplyDeleteSquinty looked pissed
ReplyDeleteYay Adele! So original!
ReplyDeletedammnit. I will never drink Pepsi again.
ReplyDeleteTaylor can now write a song about what a bitch that skank Adele is.
ReplyDeleteKiefer is so toasted already.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Kate Hudson become Ellen Barkin? (Who is still gorgeous @Amber!) and neck collars are so youthful! Said no one ever.
ReplyDeleteDamien for the win!
ReplyDeletegood practice for the oscars, taylor...
ReplyDeleteTeam Damian Francisco!
ReplyDeleteI want Kiefer to dive into the backdrop just for old times' sake.
ReplyDeletePoot!
ReplyDeleteWas that just Johnny Depp?
ReplyDeleteKevin C is still hot
ReplyDeleteI wish the director had closed up on JGardner's face as J.Lo came onstage.
ReplyDeleteThat was Tina Fey!
ReplyDeleteI was just bout to post- Costner can still get it.
ReplyDeletei think kevin costner was surprised, and for him quite humble
ReplyDeleteDamian Francisco was robbed!
ReplyDeleteDamn...Costner got serious...
ReplyDeleteKevin Costner + 60lbs, a colour-blocked shirt and a hat = Garth Brooks. Just saying.
ReplyDeletehide the interns they rolled out clinton
ReplyDeleteHahahah
ReplyDeleteThe hell? Bill Clinton?
ReplyDeleteOh, and I just saw my brother's friend, James Wolk, on screen. :-)
I love Jessica Alba. I think she's perfection.
ReplyDeleteKevin Costner needs some eye cream. I like him as an actor, but I think he should remind everyone that he was in one of the worst movies of all time, Waterworld.
BILL!!!! Yee haw!
I thought Swifty was going to cut a bitch..
ReplyDeleteAnd yay Bill Clinton!
Bill Clinton! Squeeeeee!
ReplyDeleteWhat a thoughtful acceptance from Kevin c
ReplyDeleteI'd still do him.
ReplyDeleteI'm more interested in seeing who are sitting down not clapping for Big Willy. Homeboy looks good.
ReplyDeleteMy husband just asked what Bill Clinton was doing there? He said is he looking for a piece of ass?
ReplyDelete*who is. I went to school and understood reading comprehension. I promise.
ReplyDeleteWho thinks that we'll be seeing Amy Adams in a coral dress at the Oscars?
ReplyDeleteBill Rodham Clinton!
ReplyDeleteLincoln put me and my husband to sleep, to be perfectly honest. But DDL was haunting as Lincoln.
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry's dress is awful. Can Lena Dunam please go back to being a no name rich kid?
ReplyDeleteI'm still convinced that's johnny Depp
ReplyDeleteHoly Hell what is up with Anjelica Huston's clown lips! She look like she stole old flame Jack's joker smile!
ReplyDeleteLove Will's porno mustache
ReplyDeleteJLo actually let Casper accompany her to this? FFS Bill Clinton is there!
ReplyDeleteOMG is that a Ron Burgandy mustache on Will?!
ReplyDeleteWiig needs a good hairbrush.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm going to get flamed for this, but I don't find Kristen Wiig funny at all. She's up her own ass too much.
ReplyDeleteYes! Bring on the second
ReplyDeleteAnchorman!!!
will ferrell and kristen wiig. pretty pretty good
ReplyDeleteLine of the night: "That was Hillary Clinton's husband". LMAO
ReplyDeleteTommy Lee Jones is NOT amused.
ReplyDeletetommy lee jones is having such a good time........get him some liquor
ReplyDelete@greenmountaingal, I find her very irritating.
ReplyDeleteNever one to flame but I respectfully disagree...I think Kristen Wigg is hilarious much of the time.
ReplyDeleteThey're filming Anchorman II in my city. I'm sorry, I just had to share. I'm too psyched.
ReplyDeleteTommy Lee Jones is not amused.
why does taylor swift look like she has already had years of botox
ReplyDeleteYay! Our girl JL!
ReplyDeleteJLaw!!!!! Omg I'm so happy for her
ReplyDeleteJLaw!!! Yay!
ReplyDeleteI love Jennifer Lawrence! But oh god, do not act like you love Bradley Cooper. :(
ReplyDeleteJLaw, you did NOT beat Meryl. She just didn't come because she has too much class. That's all.
ReplyDeleteI hate that JLaw has fallen into the Hollywood trap and is now a skeleton. She's still pretty, but too thin.
ReplyDeleteDamn, J.Law is hilarious.
ReplyDeletekirtsten wiig is hilarious. and she and will should be doing those screwball comedies from the 40s. they would be amazing
ReplyDeleteGlad for JLaw!
ReplyDeleteLoved the Hilary Clinton's husband line. I dig that Amy P will say anything.
I thought the Will & Kristen skit was pretty funny.
Homage to Hillary rodham and Leslie Knope the best character on tv.
Delete@Bulldog Fart
ReplyDeleteHi Cutie!! Who's a good boy who's a good boy???
I don't think Bulldog Fart likes the Golden Globes.
Danny Huston looks like Laura Palmer's dad.
ReplyDeleteI think JLaw will put more weight on after awards season, but then again Xmen is filming...
ReplyDeleteI'm still so happy she won!
Jamie Foxx is looking hot!
ReplyDeleteI can't look at Jamie Foxx without thinking of his Prince Albert!
ReplyDeleteDid Jamie Foxx really just leave out Kerry Washington on her performance? Odd.
ReplyDeleteThanks for always reppin' Pittsburgh!!
ReplyDeleteAnne (WITH AN E!!!!) won.
ReplyDeleteWhy is she so surprised? Come on Anne you are not fooling anyone
ReplyDeleteUchhhhhhh Anne Hathaway
ReplyDeleteNoooooooooo! Anne! Damnit! Now she's going to win the Oscar & be more insufferable than ever.
ReplyDeleteAnne, take a break. You're off the clock, girl.
ReplyDeleteHave been an Anne H. fan but I'm over her this season. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteInsufferable is now spelled Anne
ReplyDeleteAnne! Aw, good for her. That was really sweet re Sally Field.
ReplyDeletePlay the music. I just can't....
ReplyDeleteMy husband said, "Oh great Anne Hatahway is taking the 'over dramatic I won an award' approach like Meryl Streep." He can't stand Meryl Streep or Anne Hathaway. Lol.
ReplyDeleteHaha
DeletePregnancy is no excuse for those shoulder pads, Kristen Bell
ReplyDeleteAnne tries so so hard to be funny. JLaw got more laughs than that.
ReplyDeleteOkay, came to defend Anne Hathaway. I've been reading your comments on my phone and I knew it would be brutal around now. Dia Papaya, I stand with you, I like Anne Hathaway and think se's misunderstood.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I totally caught Taylor's bitchface at Adele and Tommy Lee Jones was not amused at Will and Kristen even though I thought they were hysterical.
Thanks for always reppin' Pittsburgh!!
ReplyDeleteHow dare you be sweet and thankful, Anne Hathaway.
ReplyDeleteBitch. :rolleyes:
Breathy-check semi crying-check semi- laughing-check Misty tearing -check. Speed talking-check. All the makings off the typical over the top dramatic speech
ReplyDeleteKevin Costners little speech was adorable.
ReplyDeleteJLo looks so stupid w Casper
JLaws speech was actually cute
I feel bad for Anjelica Houston. She cannot have meant for her face to look like that.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy Anne Hathaway won simply because she wants it so desperately.
ReplyDeleteAlright QT!!
ReplyDeleteisnt that the creep that enty was stuck in europe with when he went on a bender? he is just a mess
ReplyDeleteI know you guys were talking about the PA and Jamie Foxx, but that story about the feet and QT is certainly creeptastical.
ReplyDeleteI think Tarentino might need some more coke. Could someone get on that?
ReplyDeleteGod I love how Jeremy talks.
ReplyDeleteJeremy Irons is so sexy. So is DDL. Make me a sandwich!
ReplyDeleteJust noted to husband that he clearly just ripped a line...
ReplyDeletecoke mom!!!!
ReplyDeleteI kept thinking about QT and his girlfriend and her feet
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of coke...
ReplyDeleteI thought Anne's dress was really unflattering. It was pseudo-peplum and her body type was all wrong for that dress. That being said, her hair, makeup, and the dress color was lovely.
ReplyDeleteDon Cheadle, good for you.
ReplyDeleteOkay...I really like Lucy's dress. Maybe because I really like her.
ReplyDeleteHe wins for most f-ed up award for sure!
ReplyDeleteDon looks skinnnnyy....that Iron Patriot costume must be confining!
ReplyDeleteShould we be drinking every time winning is a surprise?
ReplyDeleteIf so, can we get some retroactive back-drinking going on?
Lucy's dress is my favorite of the night.
ReplyDeleteI hate the out of breath... "I'm so surprised" crapola...Sarah Jessica Parker always pulled that shit. Jeez, Anne, you knew you were nominated, right? The odds were pretty good. It's so damn fake. Giving props to Sally Field was nice though.
ReplyDeleteI'm probably the last one to believe Debra is Coke Mom, but she looked a little wild eyed, didn't she?
Has anybody spotted Ben A. mingling around J.Lo's table? I saw Jen G. talking to Adele, so that left Ben free to make a move.
Jesus, Debra is TWEAKING hard!
ReplyDeleteAny time Messing moved her head during that, she wobbled and looked like she was about to fall over.
ReplyDeleteI'm on it, Hotchacha. Clink clink.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Jeremy Irons revealed for being racist here?
Oh shit, two old farts who can't act and have no necks.
very very very happy for my boy, Don Cheadle. OH DAMN...Sly just scared the shit out of me. His face. Dear God.
ReplyDeleteSly and Ahnold just walked out on stage and neither seem to be "barely shuffling". There goes the guesses for that blind item.
ReplyDeleteStallone looks like he was just at a wake, and he was the guy in the coffin.
ReplyDeleteStallone looks pretty mobile to me. No signs of immediate illnesses.
ReplyDeleteRight now, I'm so glad that I don't have an HD tv in my room. I'd have nightmares for weeks after seeing Stallone and Anjelica Houston.
ReplyDeleteThe Intouchables? Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro as Al Capone were really great in that.
ReplyDeleteOops..wrong movie.
@thatfunnygirl...
ReplyDeleteAgreed