Shocker! Charlie Sheen Dating Porn Star

I know the headline sounds like Charlie Sheen has made a serious commitment. You know, dating someone. I think it is fair to say that when Charlie Sheen "dates" it is more like you expect a date with Lindsay Lohan to go. Cash talks. Charlie spent the holidays with porn star Georgia Jones because nothing says the holiday spirit quite like having sex with a woman who made a bazillion porn films by the time she was 24. I love the photo of Charlie kissing the porn star while holding a lit cigarette and a cigar while she holds a cigarette and a beer. It was that kind of holiday. I will also point out that Georgia had no problems with making out with Charlie unlike Lindsay. You would think that for the $100K Charlie gave her, Lindsay could break her rule and at least give him a peck.