Monday, January 28, 2013

Random Photos Part Two - SAG Awards Photos Part One

The most talked about wardrobe malfunction of the event was Jennifer Lawrence's.
Tina Fey
Naomi Watts
Helen Hunt
Jennifer Garner
Jessica Chastain
I just can't get over Alec Baldwin's hair. Makes him look like Stephen.
Julia Stiles
Gretchen Mol
Nina Dobrev
Jessica Pare and Elisabeth Moss.



63 comments:

  1. Hilllllllaaaarrrrrrrriiiaa!

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  2. Not sure how I missed Nina Dobrev last night but she is one of my new best dressed.

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  3. Nina Dobrev and Helen Hunt look amazing. What the hell happened to Jennifer Lawrence's dress?? She looked great on the red carpet.
    Jessica Pare's dress looks like the top is a 56GG bra-ugh.

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  5. Is it true Jennifer Larewnce's dress was detachable or is Michael K messing with us?

    Jessica Chastain looks gorgeous here, she is the most improved from GG.

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  6. Jessica Pare is pretty skinny, but you'd never know it by looking at her in that dress.

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  7. Jessica Pare and Elisabeth Moss look someone did a face swap on them. Hideous.

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  8. Yeah, Jessica Chastain looks so much better than she did at the GG's. <3 Redheads...

    J. Pare looks like a giantess next to E. Moss.

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  9. why can't jessica pare dress??? she's actually pretty and you'd never know it from this picture.

    helen hunt had some major work done. when i saw her up close last night i couldn't believe it. she kind of needed it but it seems drastic to me.

    jlaw's dress did have a detachable bottom which....detached. horrible thing to happen---bad design, IMO.

    note to all of them: don't wear trick dresses to awards!

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  10. Love Tina Fey but I feel like she's worn this dress (or something similar) a thousand times before.

    Gretchen Mol! I heart her.

    Nina Dobrev slaaaaayed. One of my favorite looks of the night.

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  11. Ewwww, Jessica Pare channeling Kim Kardashian? Ick.

    Christina and her "girls" were sorely missed.

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  12. Anonymous12:27 PM

    I think Jennifer was pulling up her dress so she wouldn't trip on the hem and accidentally showed the mesh that connected the dress. I don't *think* it was as bad as it looked. At least she seemed to be wearing full undergarments!

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    1. Her legs look great, screw it, you're only 23 once

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  13. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Oh, and Nina looked great!

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  14. Baldwin is just fkn ridiculous.

    Honestly, how does he go out with a straight face in public, we know...WE KNOW!!

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  15. Jennifers dress is layered, you can see it other photos, but she must have picked up the top layer when she was trying to move and thus showed us her thighs!!! The Horror!

    Naomi looks beautiful!

    Alec is going a little mid life crisis of trying to be younger than he is, sort of the Demi Moore thing, he just happens to be doing it better than she is.

    Nina does look pretty, however, could her waist be any smaller?!! Zoinks

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  16. Everyone looks fab except that last pic

    And Alec's hair (oh Alec, why?)

    And Julia's and Helen's faces look odd.

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  17. Wow, Nina Dobrev is gorgeous.

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  18. Nina Dobrev looks gorgeous!

    I'm tired of all of these sparkly dresses. They are all starting to look the same.

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  19. There is something about Julia Stiles I JUST DON'T like. I've never been able to put my finger on it but she arouses irritation in me whenever I see her.

    And please let Jessica Pare get tossed aside by Hamm's character this season. So annoying.

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  20. @RocketQueen

    Julia Styles always irritated me too! She always looks like she ate something sour, smelled a fart or is just miserable. She's also boring.

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  21. I was just coming on here to say that I can't stand Julia Stiles, either! There's just something about her that bus me.

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  22. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Nina Dobrev looks phenomenal.
    Jennifer Garner's hair is a disaster.

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  23. Naomi Watts & Helen Hunt look fabulous. So does Gretchen Mol.

    I'm tired of Jennifer Lawrence.

    Alec Baldwin sucks.

    Elizabeth Moss is fug.

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    1. Elizabeth Moss is a member of Co$.

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  24. Love Julia Stiles' dress. She is just one of those women (myself include) that has a round face.

    Nina Dobrev has such a nice figure and that dress was showing it.

    Poor Jessica Pare..Not a good dress. Or hair.

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    1. Round faces are the best for aging! Less loss of volume.

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  25. I wondered what the heck was going on with her dress there.

    Nina looks great, but I caught an episode of TVD the other day and she doesn't look huge, per say, but she definitely looks bigger than this. Almost like cooking a baby bigger.

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  26. S. Joy I know what you mean about Tina, that is exactly how I feel with Sofia Vergara. Spice it up a little ladies.

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  27. @KPeony - yes! Like she's so incredibly annoyed with everything and everyone around her or something. ugh.

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  28. I had such a thing for Julia Stiles back in the day. Still lookin' good girl!

    Nina Dobrev's dress is nice, and the color looks great on her. But someone needs to toss her a cheeseburger, stat!

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  29. Up to and including nina, nice dresses. After, not so great.

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  30. @ JSierra yes I would love to see Sofia switch things up... surprise us every now and then!

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  31. I like Julia Stiles' dress, but not on her. That's a bad color for her.

    Jennifer Garner needed Tina Fey old Hollywood hair and she would have looked a lot better.

    I would not have recognized Jessica Pare. Yikes.

    Dior is insisting JLaw's dress was layers of tulle and satin and there was no wardrobe malfunction. Perhaps it should have come with instructions on how to lift the skirt(s) to climb stairs?

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    1. Yes I think it was the way she held it and the layer showed because as soon as she got to the top all was well.

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  32. Anonymous2:11 PM

    Helen's dress is Fab.

    Oh ALEC...LOL. :^)

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  33. I' sorry. Helen Hunt is debuting her Nicole Kidman frozen forehead look. Gah. So much botox I'm surprised she didn't succumb to botulism posioning. Marion Cotillard had the most noteworthy dress. Stunning navy and white.

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  34. Hey compared to Anne's vag flash, this is so small potatoes!

    I liked Jen G's dress. I thought she looked fantab. I actually liked all of the dresses last night.

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  35. Anonymous3:00 PM

    I liked Marion's dress too along with Nina, Viola, Nicole ( great dress didn't like the whole look) and I thought Helen Hunt looked pretty. I hated Julie Bowens, Jessica Pave, January Jones and Naya.
    Alec's hair looks AWFUL! He looks much better with the Jack Donaghy hair.
    I'm still waiting for the wow dress will have to see what the oscars show.

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  36. I heart Helen Hunt. She was wonderfulin The Sessions. I wish she'd win the Oscar over miss melodrama. I prefer subtlety over overacting any day.

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  37. is alec wearing a hairpiece? or is that his own hair looking so wrong??

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  38. Lots of gorgeous gowns. I can't wait for Fashion Police tonight!

    Naomi Watts looks lovely.

    Helen Hunt doesn't have a forehead or even a fivehead. She has a sixhead. Her body and gown are amazing, though!

    Julia Stiles looks much older than her actual age.

    Gretchen Mol = ethereal.

    Jessica Para *does* look like Kim Kardashian. And that's never a good thing.

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  39. I realllly like Julia Stiles dress, but not particularly on her.

    Naomi Watts looks great.

    Jessica Pare is pretty, but NOT in this Kim K looking getup! Yuck!

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  40. I thought hair in general looked kind of bad last night. They said on the red carpet show that it had been rainy--I wonder if that made everyone droopy or frizzy. :)

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  41. I love Julia Stiles' dress, and she's usually gorgeous, but I think it's too heavy a hand with the makeup. When you start having kids and getting busy with other things, it's easy to get outdated with the makeup.

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  42. Helen Hunt looked scary when she spoke at the intro last night. The frozen-face look suits still photos. But my God that was terrifying in real time.

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  43. Sherry, I also have the Julia Stiles / Jennifer Lawrence round face, so no hate for either one!

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  44. Jennifer Lawrence's wardrobe malfunction was bananas, but thank God she wasn't wearing Spanx under that gown. Nothing kills the sexy like accidentally seeing someone's flesh colored bike shorts

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  45. Omg, Hilaria has a comedy/tragedy face. Do you see it? Her face doesn't match. One side is saying, 'yeah, what the fuck is the other side, thinking? I know, right?!'

    And the other side is saying 'fuck off Im having a bad day.'

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  46. Alec is following the “go lighter to cover gray instead of darker” rule, but the color almost looks GREEN. He probably figures that he doesn’t need to get his roots done as often if he’s lighter, but he just looks desperate, unnatural and washed-out. What’s funny is that Alec’s original color is a little darker than baby-shit brown (remember him in Beetlejuice?). Soon after that movie the Hollywood machine got their hooks into him and he reappeared with jet black hair so his blue eyes would pop. He’s been raven haired for so long that anything else looks weird to us.

    Jessica Pare is pregnant, or she has her period or she’s PMS-ing big time. I just popped over to the DM to look at her more closely at different angles. There is NO way that she looked in the mirror and thought she looked good. I can feel her pain just by looking at her: Her boobs are so swollen and she’s bloated to all hell and she’s trying to give herself a waist with a fugly belt but that horrible green Grecian style dress is not doing her any favors. Her face is an oil slick so she packed-on a pound of powder, but her hair isn’t cooperating so she pulled it off her face. Which is a nightmare for Miss Donkey Kong because all we notice are her horrible Chicklet teeth! It actually looks like she used Invisalign or a retainer during the hiatus because her teeth aren’t crowded anymore. Unfortunately, now they’re floating in her mouth like jagged Tic Tacs.

    Anyway, whatever is going on with Miss Megan there are HORMONES involved and she should have scrubbed the event and rode it out in front of the TV on the couch…under a comforter…with a warm walnut brownie topped with ice cream and hot fudge…and big bowl of macaroni and cheese…and a glass of Pinot Noir.

    My rant is over. Time to go lay down with the hot water bottle!

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  47. I don't think it was a wardrobe malfunction for JLaw. I read she had layers and layers on her dress, and I think it was tulle underneath them. I think one part just got hiked up a bit.

    Jessica Chastain is gorgeous. She needs to wear a dress to accentuate her coloring and her body. Same for Anne Hathaway. I really haven't liked either of their fashion choices for the past award ceremonies.

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  48. I don't have great taste so I was wondering if I would be the only one loving Nina's dress, but maybe my taste isn't that bad after all?

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  49. Puggle, Dior was pissed that it was called a malfunction!

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  50. Nina's dress was amazing, but PLEASE eat SOMETHING. And WTF with J. Parre...she is one hot mess and the dress did her NO favors. She also looks like she's gained 30lbs--all in the boobs...

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  51. Oh and Julia Stiles always looks like a C you next Tuesday to me--I really think she is her persona from that movie with Julia Roberts and Kirsten Dunst--Mona Lisa Smile..

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  52. Agreed - just a C causin trouble

    *curtsy*

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    1. Hahaha Sunny, you got to use it!

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  53. ethorne - I was hoping you'd see that!!

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  54. Yep Sunny, I was proud! :)

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  55. I missed the wardrobe malfunction.

    Did anyone catch the look on Alec's face when Dick Van Dyke called him the wrong name (before correcting himself)??

    Yeah, I'll be ok if Don loses Megan at some point this next season. She is annoying as hell.



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  56. Nina normally dresses like she is going to the prom at fancy events but she was PERFECT last night! The bangs look good on her as well. I was getting very tired of her hair curtain.

    I guess that last blind was about Julia Stiles then. Shame, I really love Dexter and Michael C. Hall...

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  57. @Mango said...

    "Jessica Para *does* look like Kim Kardashian. And that's never a good thing."

    Unless one is trying to get guys' attention, then it's a good thing.

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  58. I used to think Julia Stiles was so pretty back in the 10 Things day. She just did not age well from a teenager at all. She always looks so bloated to me.

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