Dear mom (Beyonce) and dad (Jay-Z). I don't understand why you brought me to the Bahamas and are forcing me to sit at this table and sign autographs while you get your yacht on. Love, Blue Ivy (c)2013
AnnaSophia Robb keeps shooting Carrie Diaries. We already know what happens so why do we need a prequel.
Emily Van camp and Josh Bowman getting some lunch.
Nahla whips Garbiel Aubry's head with her lunchbox and telling him to move faster or she will tell Olivier.
Juliette Lewis and Russell Brand in the same photo. I think chakras exploded everywhere.
Jada Pinkett Smith looks amazing here.
Suri Cruise asks Katie how come she has all this free time during the day now.
Katharine McPhee on the set of Smash.
Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan do their fake laugh routine.
LITTLE SURI!!!! *melts* #QUEEN
ReplyDeletethat is all.
Suri and Katie are matching! Since I'm sure Suri chooses her own clothes, it's kind of sweet.
ReplyDeleteMore like "Dear Mom and Dad PLEEEEAAAASSEEEEE do something with my hair before taking my picture for the world to see" lol
ReplyDeleteJosh Bowman is a cutie! Revenge is my current guilty pleasure since Gossip Girl ended. Shhhh!
ReplyDeleteKatharine McPhee is dressed like some kind of postmodern Olive Oyl.
ReplyDeleteNahla and Suri are some beautiful kiddos.
ReplyDeleteOh no!!!! The return of the booites!
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think Purple Begonia has no face.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I love Purple Begonia!
DeleteBlue Ivy, Nahla AND Suri?! My over-the-hill ovaries are screaming! Good grief, those are some beautiful babies!
ReplyDelete2 true confessions and I'm sure I'll get tons of grief for both:
I wear booties. I can't wear heels, so leave me alone! ;(
*takes deep breath* Dear lord, but Russll turns me on.
Okay, I'm out! lol
I'm with you, I rock booties too.
DeleteJada does look fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI am SO rooting for Gabriel and Nahla.
With all the money Bey/Jay have you would think they could get a better camera!! Every picture I see is too dark and you can't even see their faces.....
ReplyDeleteOn purpose
DeleteI hope Juliette is not trying to suck Russell into that awful cult!!
ReplyDeleteHe's really into Buddhism, perhaps he will suck her into his religion instead. I don't see him giving it up
DeleteSherry - you beat me to it!! The nerd that lives in my brains said "They're baaaaaaaaaack!!"
ReplyDeleteAnd it's totally funny that Katie and Suri are dressed alike. That used to always happen with my 1 year old, and I'd never notice it until we got to our destination. I wanted to tell everybody "It was an accident- I swear!!!"
Jada - dammmmmmmmmmmn! Lookin' good, lady
Sunny, my husband & I dress alike accidentally all the time. I also want to shout that it is accidental.
DeleteIs that our blind item hint?
ReplyDeleteSo, blind reveal with Russel brand and juliet lewis?
ReplyDeleteJinx
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE: can I please have your attention: please be on the lookout and aware of inappropriate pornographic and/or pedo/fapping comments being made by Count Jerkula today, see todays comments section for more info. This guy is REALLY REALLY skeeving me out! So sick.
ReplyDeleteIs this a blind about Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan not liking each other??
ReplyDeleteEnty - I'm calling bullshit on the picture of Ian Somerhalder and Matt Bomer together not being the top picture instead of that shitty picture of the baby with no face.
ReplyDeletei kinda like the fact jay an bey dont parade her face around. Its cool like a wheres waldo.
ReplyDeleteoh please please let Russell Brand talk Juliette Lewis out of CO$. I really want to like her and I can't until she is out of that cult.
ReplyDeleteJuliette and Russell would be a cool match if she just left the CO$.
ReplyDeleteAnd, is Katie still working with jcrew somehow? Modelling or something? Those look like crewcuts and a jcrew coat- very sweet!
poor Green Moss.... (kind of like Purple Begonia too!) Left Behind!
ReplyDeleteJuliette needs out of CO$!
Do not like Michael Strahan with Ripa. I love Strahan on NFL, but not chit-chatting.
jada pinkett always looks like a dude in a dress to me.
ReplyDeleteI have a pair of those blue polka dot tights!
ReplyDeleteReese's: You get a pass on booties in general but if you wear the same ones day in and day out, hail nah. That was directed at Katies ubiquitous brown booties. Although ya gotta havea good comfy pair of shoes for NYC.
ReplyDeleteHmm...Does Juliette and Russell fit the blind? Seems like someoe mentioned it earlier.
Anna Namiss is having a pearl clutching day
ReplyDeleteHer real name is Blur Ivy
ReplyDelete@jsierra. Your avi is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life. BEST! haha
ReplyDeleteKelly Ripa is so annoying. I can't stand her.
ReplyDeleteI still think Blue Ivy is a stupid name.
I had no idea there was a Sex and the City prequel on TV. My controversial statement of the day is that I looooove SATC, but can't stand Carrie Bradshaw. She was so self absorbed.
Ok nice comment...I like Jada's dress.
Kelly ripa needs to skip a few days at the gym and eat a hamburger.
DeleteBlue ivy is a stupid name.
Haha thanks k.Mama.sexy! I wish I could put it as my wallpaper but that pic tiled would just be too much I think.
ReplyDelete@anna namiss....I think we can handle the Count...we're all adults here...
ReplyDeleteJuliette and Russell somehow make sense.
ReplyDeleteJada is a paleontologist. I despise her.
ReplyDeletescientologist.....::
Delete@agent i thought you were making a joke about her looking like a dinosaur but i couldn't make sense of it lmao
Deletenessa, my new kindle apparently comes with its own language. Example, it insists "nessa" is "needs" :)
Delete@agent LOL!
DeleteFun captions...jada looks amazing. Understand how people don't like Kelly but she has grown on me. Strahan is starting to bug though.
ReplyDeleteFun captions...jada looks amazing. Understand how people don't like Kelly but she has grown on me. Strahan is starting to bug though.
ReplyDeleteLOL Agent**it, I was wondering what in the world is wrong with being a Paleo
ReplyDeleteLove Katie and Suri here!! TOO CUTE!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Agent**It's typo/DYAC
ReplyDeleteI'm going to get sucked into the Carrie Diaries. :-/
So Kelly and Michael don't like each other?
Jada scares me. Her big, fake cheekbones are weird.
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