Wednesday, January 02, 2013
Random Photos Part Three
On the right is Miley Cyrus just a few short years ago and on the left is her now. Quite the change.
Denzel Washington enjoying his holiday in St. Barth's.
Ashley Greene and her 50's style bikini.
Anne Hathaway spent last week with her husband while complaining in
Harper's that she has no sex appeal and then partied on NYE with
Madonna and the orange one, Valentino.
Yeah, they look real close. Compare these photos of Ice-T and Coco with the ones Coco took with that guy she was seeing.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux in Cabo.
Julie Bowen meets a New Year's Day hangover.
Jon Bon Jovi enjoying some fun in the sun.
Coco has the most ridiculous tits I think I've ever seen
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking the same thing. They look painfully overstuffed. Frankenboobs!
DeleteThey look like they huuurt. Ouch.
DeleteMy goodness - did Coco have to apply for a building permit to have those bewbies installed? Egads!
ReplyDeleteI think my BF would ask why I was trying to get him to break up w/me if I showed up wearing Ashley Greene's suit.
ReplyDeleteThats armani, not valentino, right?
ReplyDeleteNeither!
DeleteThat is not Valentino.
ReplyDeleteAre we sure Ashley isn't just wearing some sort of smoothing underwear there? When I enlarge the pic, the ensemb looks quite foundation-like.
ReplyDeleteWhy HELLO, Justin! hot!
ReplyDeleteThe orange one did something different to his hair and it's giving him an Einstein feel.
ReplyDeleteThose are some massive swimsuit bottoms. Atleast her bewbs look good.
ReplyDeleteI'm for once kind of jealous of Aniston- she found a stud. Good for her.
I like Annes winter hat..I like weird hats.
That's Armani.
ReplyDeleteNope
DeletePoorly groomed Oompa Lloompa!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan, but I kind of like Miley's new style.
JA's tummy is sticking out a little. Cue the pregnancy speculation in 5... 4... 3... 2...
At JBJ isn't reading 50 Shades of Meh.
You guys are right that is not Valentino and whoever that is, that is exactly what Steve Martin would look like if he fake tanned.
ReplyDeleteAshley looks like she's channeling Jane Russell's Playtex bra ads circa the early 80's.
ReplyDeleteJustin has angry muscles
ReplyDeleteDidn't think that was Valentino......
ReplyDeleteFor once, Miley actually looks pretty with her weird pseudo-lesbian look.
ReplyDeleteAshley Greene has a rocking body- but those bikini bottoms are NOT flattering. Good thing she has that button-down covering most of them....
That is not Armani either. Aparently Anne did spent NY Eve with Valentino, it's just not him in the photo.
ReplyDeleteThe man with Anne Hathaway and Madonna is Giancarlo Giammetti. He is the president of Valentino.
ReplyDeleteWho is the mini Miley?
ReplyDelete@Silly Girl
DeleteThat's Miley! It's her younger self photoshoped with a picture of her recent self.
Noah, her little sis.
DeleteNvermind lol
DeleteAshley's bathing suit bottom looks like the girdles my Mom used to wear.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought Valentino had let his hair grow out to white.
thanks guys, I really thought it was Armani!
ReplyDelete@SKOR Isn't he also Valentino's boyfriend / husband very long term?
ReplyDelete@Silly Girl...I think someone photoshopped Miley's younger (11-12ish yo) face on her sister's body.
ReplyDeleteI don't find Anne sexy either, but I'm a woman...
ReplyDeleteYeah... I didn't look much like my 12 year old self when I was 19, either, Enty. For one, 12 year old me didn't have purple hair and a nipple ring. Neither does 35 year old me.
ReplyDeleteJustin Theroux makes me all tingly.
@Tuxedo Cat Yes, that is Valentino's long time partner.
ReplyDeleteIts crazy how much current Noah looks like past Miley did
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's not Noah, they are both Miley, just a Photoshop of her at 12, then 19. I also didn't have a pink Mohawk and safety pin earrings at 12, but did in my late teens. Everyone grows up.
DeleteThat's not armani...not sure who it is though...definitely not Armani...It is
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo Giammetti at Valentino’s New Year Eve’s Party in Gstaad (December 31 2012)...
I realize all orange men tend to look alike, but there IS a difference. LOL
This is Armani:
http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&safe=active&client=safari&sa=N&tbo=d&rls=en&biw=1264&bih=675&tbm=isch&tbnid=VyHWb9pqRP8e2M:&imgrefurl=http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/news-features/TMG9446383/Giorgio-Armani-Ive-sacrificed-life-for-fashion.html&docid=JBi_o_jUVoY06M&imgurl=http://ris.fashion.telegraph.co.uk/RichImageService.svc/imagecontent/1/TMG9446383/m/Giorgio-rex_2296677a.jpg&w=409&h=595&ei=7p3kULxFivb2BJiRgNAO&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=723&vpy=91&dur=2064&hovh=271&hovw=186&tx=105&ty=144&sig=112657454114501302224&page=1&tbnh=144&tbnw=97&start=0&ndsp=41&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:111
I like Miley's newest look...brings back memories of my 20 y/o self!
ReplyDeleteAre Coco's tits real? Good gahd, why?
Coco's boobs look busted. Time for a downgrade girlfriend.
ReplyDelete@Reese Yeah- I am pretty sure her boobs are as fake as fake gets. My husband had met her a few times in NYC and he said that because she is short and small, they don't look as huge in real life. In fact, he said that they looked the same as mine- which are big, yes- but they definitely don't look THAT big to me! I also never have them quite so 'on display,' though....
ReplyDeleteYeah...not Valentino, but still orange!
ReplyDeleteCan someone tell me when orange became a thing for skin? Mr. Designer What's-His-Face, Lindsay, Snookie...why?! Why would anyone want to look like an Oompa Loompa?! I don't recall the name, but there was a product in the '70s that sisters and cousins used for a fake tan...dreadful stuff.
ReplyDeletePaley's Unite!!
I also thought Ashley's "suit" looks more like undergarments!
ReplyDeleteI think Coco & Ice look pretty happy and relaxed actually....I hope they stay together. I like them.
ReplyDeleteMiley needs to stfu abt the bieber incident.
ReplyDeleteI didn't catch the photoshop thing. Thanks for pointing that out! I did think it looked a lot like her though!
ReplyDeleteMiley is immensely cute and growing into a beautiful woman. She smokes pot and has sex, apparently. Can't hate on her for that. I've done as much, and didn't look as good.
ReplyDeleteCoco's bewbs look painful! Like too much is tucked under too little skin and you can see the veins. NOT attractive at all.
ReplyDeleteAnd Anne has NO sex appeal to me either and it's not because I am a woman.
What is it with the Cyrus' teefs? They all look strange. almost like an overbite without an overbite. Hard to describe.
Ashley's suit is one of those crazy things that take place in the straight women/gay men vortex that is fashion that just do NOT translate to the real world. Just because it looked great in the editorial/runway, don't mean it doesn't look like granny panties IRL. sigh.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Anne's right. She's got zero sex appeal. But she's got boatloads of money, so hopefully that's a comfort.
ReplyDeleteCoco's boobs gross me out.
ReplyDeleteCoco's boobies look ridiculous, but I like her & Ice together. I hope they make it!
ReplyDeleteAnne Hathaway not only has zero sex appeal, but she is thisclose to earning herself a spot on my laminated hater list. I used to like her, but she is insufferable now.
Tell me again how Miley landed that hot (but dumb) piece. The Cyrus clan could've been extras in Deliverance for crying out loud.
Daaamn, Justin Theroux has a hot body. I mean... daaamn!
ReplyDeleteYay for Miley! I couldn't stand her before she chopped her hair. Now I'll advocate all day.
ReplyDeleteCoco - love you girl but get a reduction !!
If she is stepping out on him, why is Ice-T still with her? He has a steady paying gig. I don't understand celebrities.
ReplyDeleteIt was for publicity
DeleteAnne has sex appeal to me. Well-educated women with a decent-sized chest are like heaven to me.
ReplyDeleteI could absolutely go for that.
Well Anne- you look like you are wearing a back brace in that magazine cover pic.
ReplyDeleteGoing o/t for a sec because the "Your Turn" post today got me all into appreciating everyone's posting names, lol. @eris hilton, always wanted to tell you how much I love your name. Brilliant! lol
ReplyDeleteBack to the thread: Coco's tatas are ridiculous, but I really like her and Ice-T together, I'd hate to see them break up. This crap about her and that other guy is giving me the sads. :-(
Hey gang I finished the ratings chart!!
ReplyDeleteEmail me at JSierraCDAN@yahoo.com if you want it!
That thing Ashley Greene is wearing, are you sure it should be called a "50's style bikini"? Looks to me like it should be called a "gunt-kini".
ReplyDeleteIf I never saw a photo of Denzel again, I'd be fine with that.
ReplyDeleteI like Anne Hathaway a lot and I wish these try-hard antics would stop. She's better than that. Stop, woman!
Barton, I don't believe you - you look better than Miley any day.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the list wondering why Denzel? Overrated and a horrible man.
Anne is not sexy. She looks like a 12 year old boy and talks about herself non-stop.
ReplyDeleteYes, that is Giancarlo Giammetti, Valentino's business partner and ex (?)romantic partner. There's a scene in the documentary Valentino: The Last Emperor (very good, btw) where Valentino asks Giammetti how he did after a photoshoot and Giammetti goes "A little too tan!" So, GG looking orange here is particularly hilarious.
ReplyDeleteNikka , that was a fun doc on Valentino, enjoyed it.
DeleteWell, I was pretty glad that I looked different from my 12 year old self when I was 19. I'm sure Miley is too.
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ReplyDeleteI already couldn't stand Hathaway, but all this "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME AN OSCAR!!! EVEN THOUGH I'M SO MODEST AND I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE IT BUT I'LL DIE IF I DON'T GET IT!!!" bullshit is making me want to punch her in the nose.
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ReplyDeletebut we are going to ignore how awful, plastic and old madonna looks in that photo?
ReplyDeleteyou said what I thought kathrynnova:-)
DeleteDoes anyone watch watch what happens live on Bravo? Andy Cohen had Coco play a game where they took pics of Coco and cropped them so only portions of her body were shown & she had to guess whether the picture was of her ass or her boobs. It was hilarious! (and much harder than you would've thought!) I do like Ice T & Coco together...
ReplyDeleteReeses - That 70's fake tan stuff was called QT, which stood for quick tan. Quite Terrible would be a better answer, that stuff was nasty!
ReplyDeleteAnne looks like shes modeling a line Les Miz Swimwear in that one pic.
ReplyDeleteCoco takes one big breath, and it's gonna be a boobalanche, Ice could be killed.
I like Ashley's bikini.
ReplyDeleteI once had a black cashmere Armani coat that had a 1 button hold. I left it up north with a girlfriend who put it into her storage unit. She forgot to pay the bill (ahem..) and that was the last time I saw it or her. Damn, it was a beauty. Bought it at Filene's when I was a buyer for them for 60% off. Can't remember what I ate last night but I remember that coat vividly.
ReplyDeleteLöl, i like the writing just above old Mileys arm, 'oh darling, don't you ever grow up'
ReplyDeleteLöl, i like the writing just above old Mileys arm, 'oh darling, don't you ever grow up'
ReplyDeleteLöl, i like the writing just above old Mileys arm, 'oh darling, don't you ever grow up'
ReplyDelete@Agent, that made me sad. :( I was just reading an article about Kate Middleton and loving her grey coat.
ReplyDeleteDB, I swear, it's like remembering the feel of the most elegant fabric I'd ever felt (other than Mom's wedding dress, of course).
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, w/ Hoho those bewbys are fake as fake can be, and so is her smile. She probably feels like shit. And she should.
ReplyDeleteAnne Green is it? The twilight girl, Ashley Greene? Don't care enough to, whatever. Granny panty-itis.