Monday, January 14, 2013
Random Photos Part Six
I can't believe this movie didn't win more awards.
The new Miss America does a great LeAnn Rimes impression. Have an affair and Tweet a million bikini photos and I think she would have it down to a tee.
Every Australian movie star gathered in one place.
His cup says Big Willy. Probably talking about the movie and not his umm sceptre.
Crocodile Dundee and his wife Linda Hogan who looks nothing like she did in the movies.
Chloe Moretz gets fake proposed to for the paps.
Charlize Theron starting to grow some of her hair back.
Drew Barrymore goes for the let me squeeze my mouth as tightly as possible kiss with her husband.
Demi Moore covered in mud and
not doing what the rest of the class was doing.
Crocodile Dundee is still alive???? Love seeing this 80s throwback.
ReplyDeleteCharlize looks perfect as always.
I don't know why, but I really like that pic of Prince William. He looks very laid back there.
That picture of Paul Hogan just made me sad for my childhood. He's getting so olddddd :(
ReplyDeleteWtf Demi!?
ReplyDeletePaul Hogan is 73. Of course he looks old. She looks inflated and weird.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Demi is days from a rubber room.
Enty, Crocodile Dundee ain't exactly looking like he did back in the day.
ReplyDeleteDemi has become such a joke. Remember when she was all kick ass in gi Jane? All this over asshat kutcher??? Oy vey...
ReplyDelete@Amber - I know, right? His character in those films is a timeless image to me.
ReplyDeletei think miss america is lovely.
ReplyDeletedear chloe moretz, i'm a fan of polka dot jeans too, but ditch those topshop ones. they flatter no one. look into the ag stevies from this past season, or their zara counterpart. either would be gorgeous on you. those office worker ones, not so much.
you KNOW demi moore deliberately sat next to a heavy person knowing her pic would be taken. jerk.
I agree - her posture and cunty expression are so obvious. Hopefully she went back to her room and did some whippits like the classy broad she appears to be...
DeleteRe: officer worker pants. The lady that sits in the cube behind me is only in her mid-40's and wears red pants (liks Chloe) AND the matching red vest with a horrible patterned turtleneck on a regular basis. I want to do a wardrobe update on her every time she wears it! Sorry but I had to chime in, makes me stabby to see someone dress so bad.
DeleteThat looks way more like Stacy Keibler or Heidi or GOOP than Demi Moore. I keep staring at the pic and I just can't see it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if I were at a retreat thing and Demi or GOOP or whoever showed up during our Tantric Swimsuit Mud Time, I'd just get depressed and go back to my room to order Domino's. Which I'd eat alone in my mud covered swimsuit.
Linda Hogan reminds me of a cross between Angie Dickinson and Katey Sagal.
ReplyDelete"Dog President" probably didn't do so well because it's going to win all the Oscars, and they want other filmmakers to win something.
That doesn't look like Demi Moore, the body yes, but the hair is blonde, what's going on here? I agree with Rins that it does look more like Stacy Kiebler. Chloe Moretz does not need to wear Mom slacks. Hooray for Crocodile Dundee, and his wife looks great, so she's had some work done. Who hasn't these days in her age range?
ReplyDeleteAll the things those pageant girls have to do to be perfect (veneers, walk, hair, body, face) and the end result is still supreme ugly-cry.
ReplyDeleteDog President is cute but he's no Uggie.
ReplyDeleteThat is not demi, I think its emmy rossum.
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely Demi Moore. It comes from this DM post. She looks "blonde" because the mud is in her hair.
ReplyDeleteIt was more the face didn't look right to me. I see it in the DM pics, though. Thanks.
Deletelol@greenmountain's comment.
ReplyDeleteYou almost killed me with laughter!
Linda looks completely jacked up way too much plastic surgery. I guess is good they lasted this long. Before Crocodile Dundee was made Paul was married to his starter wife, she stayed with him through his struggling days then he made the movIe and fell for Linda, who was quite the young hottie back then. Always made me sad for his 1st wife. That movie kinda bugs me anyway, when some people find out I'm Australian they love to quote lines e to me, it gets old......kudos to the other Aussie stars at the G'Day event.
ReplyDeleteLooks more like Bo Derek.
ReplyDelete@katydid
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I could handle people being all "g'day mate!; Goin' for a walk about?; That's not a knife - THAT's a knife' Throw another shrimp on the barby" at me simply because I came from the same country as a movie.
Then again, I am Canadian and do get an occasional "Beer Eh?; What's this all aboot; Do you drink maple syrup?" (No we don't unless it's in Whisky form).
Ha! That's exactly what I hear :) for what it's worth though I have a few Canadian friends and I think aboot is adorable, but I would never make them say it on purpose! That stuff is so much cuter when completely off the cuff!
DeleteThe funniest thing is Australians call shrimp "prawns" shrimp are like tiny bait shrimps you could never BBQ them, I think Hogan did it on purpose so you could spot a yank!
Oh my. Linda Kozolowski really went overboard with the enhancements. Why do women add the cheeks and blow fish lips? It looks so stupid!
ReplyDeleteRins said:
ReplyDeleteAlso, if I were at a retreat thing and Demi or GOOP or whoever showed up during our Tantric Swimsuit Mud Time, I'd just get depressed and go back to my room to order Domino's. Which I'd eat alone in my mud covered swimsuit
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I am wiping tears from my eyes reading that comment. Too funny
I love Drew B to pieces and typically adore her funky little style, but those trousers (well her whole getup really) are terrible. I love seeing her in jeans, white t, military inspired jacket and funky colorful scarves. (God it sounds like I have black and white enlarged photos of her hanging all over my creepy darkroom)
The mud on Demi has the effect of making that pic look like an oil painting. It also has the effect of making her look like every other blonde starlet.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to home to cake myself in mud now...
MK - hilarious post about Miss America. So true.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I thought that was so funny with the fake nominations from Dog President. Especially the Amy Poehler one "as the psychic who solves her own murder Darcy St Hudge" thought that was hilarious.
ReplyDeletePaul Hogan kinda looks like Joe Biden. I don't care, I'll love him forever for the Crocodile Dundee movies. The wife... YIKES.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Demi covered in mud? What are they doing? Weird.
That poster is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHoly shitballs Linda Hogan.
Demi looks like Falcor Rimes.
And that last pic is hilarious.
Big Willy is a big cutie!!!
ReplyDeleteUgh, I hate all things Lohan but it looks like the moron just fired Shawn Holley. The only attorney on the planet that has had patience with her and helped her. I hope she goes to jail for years.
ReplyDeleteWow, bad day mate.
ReplyDeleteI thought Demi was Goop! Great bod though. Wow Linda Hogan is jacked up!
ReplyDeleteI loved Crocodile Dundee. Neither Paul Hogan or his wife look like they did before. What did she do to her FACE? I think another case of bad plastic surgery gone wrong here...
ReplyDelete@ethorne: "Holy shitballs Linda Hogan."
ReplyDeleteYou took the words out of my mouth, which is good, because I'm laughing too hard to speak.
Ditto on Paul Hogan, loved watching those movies on the weekends.
ReplyDeleteDemi, what are you doing??? Ashton is not worth it
You guys are too funny. Holy shitballs, Batman! What did Linda Hogan do to her face?!?!
ReplyDelete@Amber, yup, mud in her hair makes it look blonde. Good god, what's wrong with that woman.
Spent day thinking how awful plastic surgery is after seeing linda k. She was so pretty.
ReplyDeleteLinda Hogan is bordering on Wildenstein(sp?) territory
ReplyDeleteLinda Hogan was pretty back then, but I always thought she was obnoxious, in a special-order-everything kind of way. She now looks like she a la carte-ed her face into wax figure creepiness.
ReplyDelete@katydid, I used to think of Crocodile Dundee, until I watched a few seasons of The Librarians. Now I think of Australians as a combination of the UK version of The Office and 30 Rock.
OT: but tomorrow is going to be a glorious day folks!
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan fired Shawn Holley as her lawyer for Mark Holley.
She is due in court tomorrow to face her probation violation.
Lindsay 'claimed' she didn't know she fired Shawn by taking on Mark as her lawyer and asked him to cancel the first letter.
Will Shawn take her back?, LL owes her $300,000 and hasn't paid her ins six months.
Oh I can't wait for tomorrow just to see which lawyer shows up.
I hope Shawn dumps her ass for how Lindsay has treated her. Shawn has saved her ass so many times I lost count.
sorry typo it's Mark Heller not Holley that is Shawn.
ReplyDeleteSo Charlize is naturally a brunette?
ReplyDeleteLove the crocodile dundee movies! My hubby resembles him in some ways (not physically) :). Linda used to be so pretty! Why can't anyone love their old face anymore? She doesn't look younger, she just looks fake and creepy now.
ReplyDeleteWow, Linda Hogan was so gorgeous in the Croc movies. She looks like a blonde Elvira now. And those lips!
ReplyDeleteOh, Demi. Ashton.Does.Not.Care.
I just did a search for Linda Hogan in images and she has REALLY changed over the years. Here is one picture I found: http://actormunder.com/15674-linda-kozlowski@imagelinda-kozlowski-07.jpg.html
ReplyDeleteShe DEFINITELY has had some work done!
It's crazy, she really ruined her face.
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