Three parts today.
"You know, Mila, I don't know if I have told you before, but I used to be a model."
Apparently LeAnn Rimes does have at least one friend. Or employee.
Nikki Reed and her dad walk the dogs.
Last week it was Hawaii and this week, Manhattan Jungle Book hangs out with Pete Wentz at a farmer's market.
Amber Rose hangs out at her baby shower with some friends.
Rebel Wilson and Sarah Hyland at the premiere of their new movie.
Selena Gomez does the pretending to look at her phone to avoid the paps at LAX.
The cast of Smash is pretty grateful to be having a second season.
Snooki and Jwoww hanging on to their 15 minutes.
I freaking love Rebel Wilson.
ReplyDeleteDid LeAnne color her hair?
ReplyDeleteI'm in the fence about Snooki's teeth.
ReplyDeleteI meant "on the fence". Stupid phone.
DeleteCan't you just see Mila rolling her eyes at whatever Asston is saying. The thrill is gone, my friends.
ReplyDeleteI used to like jwowww. She just looks so.plastic and icky now:( Ot- i have commented more tonight (west au time) then ever haha
ReplyDeleteDafuq has Anjelica Huston done to herself?!?! I just do not get the plastic surgery thing; I'd be too scared something bad would happen.
ReplyDeleteSelena is such a gorgeous girl...too bad she has horrid taste in men, BUT she's so young. She'll learn; hopefully not because of a disease or something.
"You know, Mila, I don't know if I have told you before, but I used to be a model. But now I'm the worst actor on television. Let's make out and send the pics to my ex."
ReplyDeleteOmg! Is that the Kim k 'look alike' girl Melissa M? From the old navy ads with amber rose? Haha
ReplyDeleteYep, the one who use to date Reggie Bush.
DeleteWait? Does amber rose have a Kim K and beyonce look a like at her baby shower!?
ReplyDeleteFor reals!!!!
DeleteFor reals!!!!
Delete@Alicia, lol & a drag Katy Perry
DeleteHahaha I was wondering who the third was!
DeleteI kind of want Smash to remain gloriously awful just so I can have something insane to smoke a bowl with.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Leann's assistant look like a Kathy Griffin impersonator in a low budget drag show?
ReplyDeleteSmash is Bob Greenblatt's (head of NBCU) baby. As long as an openly gay man is running NBC. We will have showtunes!
ReplyDeleteOkay, true confession time. I know it's wrong, but...I still love Snooki and JWoww.
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose looks amazing! I love that girl. She always looks happy and confident.
ReplyDeletePete Wentz looks like such a great dad,
Mila looks miserable :(
Cannot wait for Smash!! Love Megan Hilty!
ReplyDeleteLeann's feet - nasty. Why is it people with the worst feet insist on showing them off? On a related note- letting your kid run around barefoot on a street at a farmers market isn't really clean either.
ReplyDeleteIn defense of Pete (jungle books dad) you can't wear shoes on those blow up slides so he may have taken them off strictly for that purpose. And Leann, girl! We k ow she's on the payroll or from your fan club.
ReplyDeleteWas home sick today and watched "Pitch Perfect" (with Rebel Wilson). I thought it was pretty cute.
ReplyDelete@Cheryl - I thought the same thing! WTH, Kathy Griffen hanging out with Leann?
ReplyDeleteSelena - wasn't there a BI about a celeb who's always pretending to talk on/look at phones when others are around so she doesn't have to talk to them?
Amber Rose's dress looks a psychedelic wall from Mario Bros. Ditto on her baby shower friends looking like KK & Beyonce.
The perspective of the shot of Rebel & Sarah does neither of them favors. Cute dresses, tho.
Oh Enty, Smash is simply divine. I can't wait for its return. Mngddess, Kat is my Marilyn. Angelica does look awful, but I love her character and I also love her hunky bf on the show, Thorston Kaye.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, I just love everything about Smash.
LeAnn looks like Bjork there. (Apologies to Bjork.)
ReplyDeleteAnjelica Huston, lose the number to your plastic surgeon. Please.
Snooki is starting to look like a Disney character. Jwowww still looks like a guidette.
Amber Rose looks weird here - sorta like the flesh eating zombie humanoids from I Am Legend.
ReplyDeleteWhy oh why are Snooki and Jwowwww famous? Why am I not as rich as them? Life is so unfair!
That chic was with Leann and Eddie on their vacation. You come home after spending a week with that lady and now you need a night alone with her? Strange...
ReplyDeleteAmber rose..saw the pic and thought what the hell is that! Something about her skin matching the dress.
ReplyDeleteHow in the hell does snookie walk in those shoes!
Anjelica borrowed her face from Jack N. as The Joker. Scary.
ReplyDeleteIf I had to be stuck on a deserted island with anyone it would be Rebel Wilson, she is so hilarious.
ReplyDeleteMila Kunis typically gives me a lady boner but she has been looking pretty rough lately. Those sweatpants need to stop.
Add me to the Snooki and JWOWW lovers list. If you guys haven't figured it out my now, I am a huge sucker for reality TV. I prefer my life to have zero drama so I watch trash reality TV for my crazy fix.
I can't wait until nobody wants to take selena gomez's picture anymore. she will regret acting like such a big shot
ReplyDeleteOh wait! There's Angelica..What happened to her?
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose looked like all one color, like thay painted that dress on her body.
And why the heck do men wear pants like that and then stuff an amadillo in their pockets? It looks stupid as hell. Get yourself a murse for criminy sake.
Angelica Huston used to be SO beautiful. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteAngelica always had a kind of hard beauty -- now she looks like Jabba the Hut. It makes me sad.
ReplyDeleteSarah Hyland looks fantastic! She had a kidney transplant earlier last year (2012)
ReplyDeleteI always thought LeeAnn resembled Bjork actually. They both have eskimo eyes. I say that in a totally non-racist way, of course.
ReplyDeleteI love Rebel Wilosn, she is awesome!
*Wilson
ReplyDeleteI think Snooki looks like a shrunken, New Jersey version of Ricky Lake?
ReplyDeleteAlso, dear shoe designers: You can stop making ridiculously high shoes any time now. I thought JWowww had huge casts on both her feet.
mila is giving a great "BITCH PLEASE" face
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose is so that dot candy that came on paper...what the hell was the name?
ReplyDeleteCandy Buttons, ethorne
ReplyDeleteRemember how much you loved that candy too. You can still get it at The Mast General Store along with wax sodas and candy Cigarettes. Who thought that last one was eveh a good idea? Oh my!
ReplyDeletePixi stix.
ReplyDeleteThat's it! Paper still stuck to the back even after you pulled it off, but I loved it! I was a sugar junky.
ReplyDeleteCandy buttons, not pixie sticks, loved those too though.
ReplyDeleteethorne, right. oops, I was adding to Sherry's list of wax sodas and candy cigarettes. Penny candy, sigh.. Squirrels, anybody? Now I want a Sky Bar..
DeleteMmm Swedish fish, flying saucers, you guys got me thinking now.
ReplyDeleteDoes Mila have a coocher full of Kutcher or not? She looks tired and is wearing baggy clothes all time.
ReplyDeleteWhy oh why oh WHY are there pictures of Amber Rose? She is NOT a celebrity!
ReplyDeleteyeeesh. she has done NOTHING worthy of being famous, except fucking famous men. And I would say the same thing if it were some tool of a guy being posted here all the time, who did nothing but fuck famous women.
All this candy talk has got me craving some Dolly Mixtures, Coconut Candy Mushrooms, and Flying Saucers.
ReplyDeleteAltough, no matter how long it has been since my last saucer, I can still always feel that fizzy, popping, almost burning sensation on my tongue.
Styrofoam candy is never good...
Send some Smarties and Almond Joys my way please.
ever since Mila has been dating Ashton she has been looking ROUGH.
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching Smash when they invited Nick Jonas to come on as a serious actor that supposedly Megan Hilty's character was super into. That show is SO cheesy and Bob Greenblatt keeps giving it chance after chance. Meanwhile other great shows on his network (Parks and Rec, Community) he threatens to cancel every season, cuts their seasons in half, and changes the times they air so no-one can figure out when the show is on. That man needs a slap in the face.
I actually looked up old pics of Leeann because I don't remember her looking...with the nostrils...and the big space above her lips...and everything else...I'm still not sure what's going on there except that it's ...not right...
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