Natalie Portman skipped the Golden Globes and yesterday headed out to a mommy and me class.
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
Random Photos Part One
Three parts today
Natalie Portman skipped the Golden Globes and yesterday headed out to a mommy and me class.
A swinger in the 60's looking for fellow swingers.
Amber Rose must be ready to deliver any day now.
Yep, Rose McGowan is attempting to become the first human turned into a mannequin. Kim Cattrall did it the other way around.
Arnold getting handy with his co-star Jaimie Alexander who
looked pretty good.
Selena Gomez out condo hunting.
Not condo hunting, but attracting a ton of press are Shakira and her boyfriend.
Scout Willis on a grocery run.
Natalie Portman skipped the Golden Globes and yesterday headed out to a mommy and me class.
If Selena Gomez really did take three hits of ecstasy Sunday night she wouldn't be out and about on Monday.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing lazyday!
ReplyDeleteIs it a swingers catalog? Why is his picture next to it?! This just reminded me that I need to grab our local alt-paper for the personals and missed connections.
ReplyDeleteAmber , for you : http://www.barnorama.com/mens-personal-ads-from-the-60s/
DeleteCity Pages! Those are the best!
Deletewhen I saw scout's pic all I could think of (sorry) was that kid's song/game...one potato two potato...
ReplyDeleteshakira wears her pregnancy beautifully.
ReplyDeletescout looks...........
@Agent - Thank youuu! I cannot believe they used pics. I wonder when that stopped? This may send me back down the Craigslist wormhole. lol
ReplyDeleteAmber, maybe it stopped with Google image search :)
ReplyDeleteGood god the Willis daughters are practically deformed.
ReplyDeleteGod, Amber. I'm a craigslist Missed Connections addict. I've been reading them for years. The Houston ones are completely lame, though.
ReplyDeleteThis was also in Daily Mail , of course: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262645/Hilarious-mens-personal-adverts-desperate-young-men-60s-looking-swingers-join-them.html
DeleteThe Willis girls go to show you that no matter how much cosmetic surgery you have, you cannot deny genetics in your children.
ReplyDeleteI thought Scout was kind of cute when she was younger. That hair...omg I wouldn't be caught dead out in public.
ReplyDeleteDid she steal Hutch's sweater? Or was it Starsky's?
@disco - I just came across one of a guy asking HOW to date a stripper. LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO...."I'm totally not creepy or frequent these places" yeahhhhh you're not creepy!
DeleteThe roots! Oh the horror!
ReplyDeleteYess!!! OMG!
DeleteScout was such an adorable kid compared to her sisters, it's weird how she transformed into a clone of Rumer.
ReplyDeleteThat swinger looks like James Spader's dad. I can't be the only one who thought this.
ReplyDeleteOmg could you imagine being a cdan reader & recognizing your dad as the swinger?
ReplyDeletethat one lady in the Natalie Portman pic looks like Queen Latifah.
ReplyDeleteoh, yes, love reading "missed connections", "hot redhead on the bus, we made eye contact for two seconds, I was too shy to say anything, hook me up", you think a. she's reading this and b. she will recognize such a generic description?
@rhino, OMG I literally just read one almost identical to that your description lol.....
DeleteNY Missed Connection
Are we sure that is Scout and not Rumer? They look just alike!
ReplyDeleteThe Willis sisters' heads just make me feel sad.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Rose McGowan turning into a blonde version of a wax figure of Alyssa Milano at Mme. Tussaud's?
ReplyDeleteGood for Natalie.
ReplyDeleteThe swingers ad is hilarious, particularly the horse riding innuendo.
Scout Willis looks hideous.
Shakira has a Jessica Simpson vibe in this picture.
Inherited bruce willis' big head.
ReplyDeletescout looks like she has just given up, except for the hint of a smile. i suppose its possible that they don't see what everyone else does when they see themselves....
ReplyDeleterumor use to be so ugly i literally could not stand to look at her. she's had enough work done now that she is tolerable in small doses. her most recent "correction", was her teeth. she got new, GIANT teeth, that make her jaw seem smaller. all 3 of the willis girls are unfortunate looking.
"I used to be a hooker living with another hooker but now I'm not a hooker but I want to see you again.... so I can be a hooker."
ReplyDeleteWhat the?
Yeah, that's the exact word I was thinking of, unfortunate. But you know there are many people who aren't good looking, at least Scout isn't being a fame whore like Rumor is.
ReplyDeleteI used to love reading the Missed Connections in my area until one was about ME! I did NOT reply. It was weird.
ReplyDeleteI can't even hate on Scout she isn't trying to use her parents connections to foster an acting career. As far as I know she is a college student living a normal life and not fame whoring herself like the oldest potato head.
ReplyDeleteWow I just got sucked into Craigslist. Someone posted they needed their car fixed and would "ride the d til it was paid for". God bless Texas.
ReplyDeletebahaha Disco I am from Katy! I wonder if I know this person...
ReplyDeleteI totally got the Manequin reference Ent.. Haaaa .. Which only shows how old I really am
ReplyDelete@lazyday - The essence of gossip is to take something true and exaggerate it to scandal or at least importance.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Selena Gomez was drunk and or high on Sunday. Maybe not on 3 hits of E, but probably a bunch of champagne and like 1 tablet or something.
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ReplyDeleteAFAIK, only Rumer has ever tried to seek fame. The other two Willis/Moore kids should be off limits on comments about their physical appearance. Not nice.
ReplyDeleteI would talk about any one whose roots look like that. There is no excuse for that!
DeleteYou girls are cracking me up! I thought I was the only one who read the Craigslist missed connections. Some of personal adds are hilarious. I read them aloud to my boyfriends displeasure. Amazon funny reviews are also classics. Look up 50 gallon of lube. :)
ReplyDeleteJSierra - When I first saw the title, I thought it was going to be about erectile dysfunction. I love reading them in hopes that I see one about someone I know. It happened once when I lived in Austin for a friend of mine who was a bartender. Other than that... no dice.
ReplyDeleteAre you still out in Katy? I thought you lived in Lubbock for some reason.
@disco you used to live in Austin? Do you remember the Austin Chronicles "variations" that was the best for a giggle
DeleteI think someone got lost...off limits? This is cdan...that actually made me laugh
ReplyDeleteSo do we know who the Swinger is?
ReplyDeleteDisco I do, but I am actually moving back to Katy within the next week. Lubbock is sucking the life out of me, I am ready to graduate and get my life moving and discover the person I am meant to be. 4 1/2 years up here is enough. Not to mention, I could really use a reprieve from the massive dust storms and mud showers.
ReplyDeleteJSierra - We're going to get drunk together when you move back. You, me, Mr. Disco, and FSP, if he'll have us.
Delete@Jamie 2
ReplyDeleteIt bothers me too. People can't help things like the shape of their heads and faces.
I also loved and acted out on Missed Connections many years ago!
ReplyDeleteJsierra my husband is from Abilene just the other day we had a discussion about how bad it sucks the only redeeming quality Abilene has is its not Lubbock get out of there girl!
ReplyDeleteOMG @Vicki that was so sincerely put it makes it almost not evil to cackle to my hearts content!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, I don't fuckin get it with this get-up. How are you raised with some of the most hippy-chic old-school hollywood parents AND Ashton Kutcher and you can't throw a fucking beanie on your head to cover up your nasty ass dye job? I can't even discuss the shows/bag.
She better be on a walk of shame and had to borrow the maid's shows/bag, a very large roommates sweater, etc.