Three parts today.
Mariah Carey brings the whole family on stage while she performs in Australia.
Ozzy Osbourne looks remarkably young in this photo. I'm pretty sure it must be an impersonator Sharon brings in for family photos.
Paul McCartney broke up The Beatles but he doesn't care and spent the holidays in St. Barth's with his wife.
When I see Rod Stewart, I want him to look exactly like this because this is how I imagine Rod Stewart to always be. If he was just wearing jeans and a t-shirt, I would be disappointed.
Ashlee Simpson and her mom take Manhattan Jungle Book back to LA.
Selma Blair defends her child against the evil paps.
Harry Styles kisses Taylor Swift at midnight and then takes her back to her hotel room.
The Zooey on her way out from shopping and then
talking to a woman after Zooey hit her car.
Am I the only one who is sick of Zooey?
ReplyDeleteNope. I'm as over her two faced bullshit as anyone!!
DeleteShe should get that crick in her neck looked at, it's been at that unnatural angle too long
DeleteBAHAHA 'Manhattan Jungle Book'- Love it Enty.
ReplyDeleteMariah has some seriously adorable kids!
ReplyDeleteIs that lady getting ready to moon the Zooey?!
@LottaColada- now that you say it, that's totally what it looks like.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see The Zooey now, all I can think about is her singing during sex. so weird.
Terese, same here! I wonder what she sings? Why do I care? lol
ReplyDeleteWhat is Asslee's baby's name? I can't keep up with these names.
Pure happiness can knock a few years off. And Ozzy looks extremely happy here.
ReplyDelete@Reese - it's Bronx Mowgli
ReplyDeleteIt's 'Bronx Mowgli' hahaha...yeah, where do they come up with this stuff?
ReplyDeleteI, too, wonder what she sings- and also why I care...lol. If its anything close to as annoying as her iPhone commercial was, I feel bad for her ex. I wonder if it's some sort of weird condition where she has some type of ocd and she HAS to sing when she has sex. That would creep me out!
Jeeeebus Ozzy look gewwwwd here
ReplyDeleteSharon was on Howard Stern a few weeks ago and said Scientists came to them asking if they can run genetic testing on Ozzy since they can't figure out how he has lived so long abusing drugs and alcohol for song. The test costs about $250,000. Turns out Ozzy has perfect genetics isn't prone to any diseases and will live longer than most of us will. They ran a test on Sharon also and it turns out she was prone to breast cancer and that is what prompted her to have the double masectomy.
ReplyDeleteThanks @Amber & Terese.
ReplyDeleteRe: the Zooey singing/sex: the more I think about it, I wonder if it's a mechanism for her to deal with having sex. In other words, she was abused. If so, that is so freakin' sad. :/
A bullet broke up the Beatles forever
ReplyDelete@Reese - yeah... I was thinking that, too. She just doesn't seem very...well, sexual? I guess. That would be really, really sad.
ReplyDeleteSex is one of the greatest things in life! lol. I can't imagine having to have a coping mechanism to deal with it.
@timebob, sorry to see you lose your Mayor title. I kinda liked it!
ReplyDeleteOzzy looks great!
ReplyDeleteI'm sick of Zooey but I'd love to know what song she sings in bed, is it the same one or does it change depending on her mood? Is it one of her own songs? So many questions.
I'm sure they are just looking at the car damage but in my head it's more fun when I think the lady is trying to show her the full moon
ReplyDeletelol thanks @em I will always be Mayor in my heart. But the joke got kinda old.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't seem sick of it when you told someone to have a big cup of shut the f*Co up about it yesterday. I was surprised to see that from you because your comments are usually much more mellow. Maybe yesterday was just a had say for you. Or maybe the power of a title got to you!
DeleteMayor, the overwhelming majority has your back:)
DeleteIt's not that I have anyone's back . It was just rude.
DeleteI adore Zooey, and always will. Her singing and having the best name ever.
ReplyDeleteSelma Blair - she looks like she'd be a really fun mom. Loved her in Hellboy.
Uh-oh, Taylor, be prepared for death threats!
Between young Ozzy, Katie's pants in the other set of photos and the pictures of the Zooey and her pants and shoes, I feel like I have been transported back in time!
ReplyDeleteThank you mayor(forever in my heart and mind) for the info about the testing. Science!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Zooey sings the Nora Jones classic " don't know why I didn't come."
ReplyDelete7pmtrain!!! hahahah!!! I just died!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have decided that I kinda love the Cannon-Careys. They seem genuinely happy and they seem to love each other and those adorable babies.
ReplyDeleteMe too. Nick Cannon did Mimi good.
DeleteOzzy does look good. Imagine if he were your grandfather?
ReplyDeleteAshlee has inspired me to name my future child Staten Island.
Nick and Mariah are too cute.
Also, is it just me or does Paul McCartney's wife look manly?
ReplyDeleteI love Zooey! I was watching New Girl reruns last night and I kept thinking of that too, lol. I hope that's not true.
ReplyDeleteI thought that photo of Ozzy was from when his kids were little until I read the caption. He looks fantastic!
I just can't understand why Taylor wants to date 18 year olds at 23 years old. If they really are dating.
I wonder if Zooey sings softly while hitting other people's cars?
ReplyDelete@ Jennifer H., lol!
Delete/cleans up spewed drink. . .
That picture of Ozzy warms my heart.
ReplyDelete7PMtrain: Excellent!
ReplyDeleteIs that really Ozzy of today? I swear I thought it was a picture from when the kids were babies. Dayum. He does look better but I think he also had some work done on his face and he obviously dies his hair. I see grey roots.
Speaking of young. Pauls wife also looks young and she's in her 50's if I correctly recall. She's really kept herself in great shape.
@ timebob - they need to run genetic testing on Keith Richards. It boggles my mind that that dude is still alive. Either it's fantastic genetics or a pact with satan. I'm strongly thinking the latter.
ReplyDeleteLOL. While still technically his heart beats, I suspect he may be braindead, and falling out of a tree had nothing to do with it.
DeleteI remember hearing that about Ozzy (having his DNA tested). He really does look awesome.
ReplyDeleteAaawwwww... Zooey had a fender bender!
ReplyDeleteThat's so adorkable!
Ozzy is at a good time in his life, not a lot of worries either...same for Rod Stewart and Paul McCartney. Love that my youthful rock stars still look lively!
ReplyDeleteIf Zooey was abused that's horrible, but you don't know that she was. Let's not make assumptions about something so serious. Maybe she just likes to sing.
ReplyDeleteI didn't pull *the assumption* out of my ass; I was abused and know about coping mechanisms. I truly, truly hope she wasn't.
ReplyDeleteI agree we don't know what's up with the singing- but it is pretty weird, so *just incase* it IS because of something like that, I wanted to mention that it would be horrible...as, then I would feel bad for my previous comments making fun of her.
ReplyDeleteAlso, when Reese mentioned it- it does sound like something that could be a coping mechanism. But yeah, we don't know. All we know is...it's weird.
Maybe that's Kelly that Ozzy is holding?
ReplyDeleteI love Ozzy and I love seeing how happy and healthy he is. He's going to be an awesome grandpa and i'm so jealous of that kid.
ReplyDeleteZooey almost annoys me more than TSwift. Almost. There's something disturbing about Taylor.
@Agent thank you, you rock! Got your back always!!
ReplyDeleteEmail me if you want the ratings chart!!
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Ashley is wearing that guilty face. I think after the beach frolic mom had to get her away quick.
ReplyDeleteHow embarrassing to get in a car incident in front of a bunch of cameras.
ReplyDeleteNick on New Girl makes me happy, so I can tolerate the Zoe for that half hour. I hope she isn't truly as annoying as she is portrayed to be by the internet.
Somebody needs to tell Paul that song he wrote about it raining on vacation with his new wife is one of the worst songs ever written by anyone.
ReplyDeleteI want that genetic testing. Too bad I don't have $250K or whatever on hand (though that reminds me of the full body scans they were selling to patients on Scrubs).
ReplyDeleteZooey bugs the hell put of me! Is that a bow in her hair? She's in her 30's for god's sake! Ughhhhhhh. Okay, I'm done.
ReplyDeleteI like the Beatles and I like everyones solo material of everyone. Butwhen Yoko said that Paul took over the band, I say so what? Pauls hits over the years have withstood the test of time, silly lovesong, my love doesit better, etc. Paul is a masterful lovesong composer, period. Lennon devolved into a drug stupor.
ReplyDeletePaul McCartney's wife is gorgeous, really a classic beauty, and apparently they had been friends for several years. Her name is Nancy Shevell, and I believe she's an American. His children also like her.
ReplyDeleteI thought Ozzy had Neanderthal genes or something, I wasn't surprised, he sounds so, primitive.
ReplyDelete@brittiany
ReplyDeletetimebob doesn't normally do that. The remark was taken out of context. It was going both ways.