Wednesday, January 23, 2013

NKOTB98BTM Tour

Just when you didn't think New Kids On The Block would go out on tour anymore to keep taking in your millions of dollars you give them every year, they found a new way to keep things interesting. No more Back Street Boys for them. Nope. Instead, this summer, they are headed on tour with 98 Degrees. Yes, all of the original members. They have to earn a living somehow. Also in the mix is Boyz II Men who are out shopping right now to make sure all of them look identical at all times. So, pull out your old posters. Find those old cassette tapes and explain to your kids how they work and then explain how all of the bands were the Justin Bieber of 20 years ago. Then call your girlfriends and tell them it is party time unless of course your husband forgets Valentine's Day and then you can shame him into going and he can sit in the corner with all the other men who had to choose between the concert or Titanic in 3D.