Nicki Minaj's Boyfriend Cheats With An Ex-Porn Star Turned Hooker
The new issue of Star Magazine has a great article about how Nicki Minaj's long term boyfriend spent most of a party a few weeks ago trying to hook up with different women and kept getting turned down until he met an ex-porn star who apparently has turned into a hooker because they had sex for cash. I guess he could have just been giving her a few hundred bucks to get a car to take her home. The woman is named Beauty Dior (above). Every person at the party knew he was dating Nicki Minaj but Beauty didn't care.
Seriously? No posts yet about Jeremy London shitting in a cop car or Melissa Gilbert's engagement to Pervy McCreeper?
ReplyDelete@Cathy, I wasn't even going to post anything on this story but I had to give you a +1 for that lol.
DeleteName that name is one for the ages!
ReplyDeleteEverything about this story is the epitome of class. I'm so glad these are the kind of people our society idolizes.
ReplyDeleteI know, right?
DeleteUghhh...
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Beauty Dior. I love it!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it just sounded like Beauty Dior, it's really Booty Door.
DeleteLol. Hi I'm Sexxy Dolce and Gabbana. That's right, 4 names.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine if this had happened to Taylor Swift? hehe Actually, I think I'd rather be on the receiving end of her wrath than Nicki's.
ReplyDeleteHaha, thanks Lotta. And I meant to say Jason London - we'd expect that kind of thing from Jeremy!
ReplyDeleteCathy, I thought Jason was the saner brother too. I had to do a Wiki search to make sure I didn't have their names mixed up in my head.
ReplyDelete@ethorne That was great! What a ridiculous name. It's kind of like that old trope, "1st pet + 1st street", except now it's "Vague positive appearance-based adjective + Pretentious Labelwhore Designer name".
ReplyDelete@Dagny lmao!
Delete@Phoenix, I don't think it matters anymore since they're both bat-shit crazy now.
ReplyDeleteThat was good, @Dagny.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who Nicki is dating, though he gets talked about an awful lot. Are we sure he exists?
I didn't even know Nicki had a long-term boyfriend. It must hurt like shit to be replaced by a hosebag like Beauty DWhore.
ReplyDeleteBahaha, thank you, Tuxedo! Fully awake & giggling!
DeleteIf I ever steal Minaj's BF, imma change my name to Gucci Sass.
ReplyDeleteSee how I switched it up? I'm creative and deep and shit.
Think Dior the luxury company will be sueing for copyright infringement...
ReplyDeleteOr just misadvertising...
Beauty Dior...what a classy name! Obviously this boyfriend has exquisite taste in women (please note the sarcasm).
ReplyDeletetalk that talk, Tuxedo Cat!
ReplyDeleteI want to be known as Splendor Chanel from now on, friends.
ReplyDelete@karen, ok now I get the name change and I love it! Lol
Delete@ethorne, I never understood how twins could be so apparently different, and always liked Jason's handsome, in command of himself movie roles. Now this.
ReplyDelete@*karen*, how about Splendor la Chanel? That's even classier! Or Splendor de Chanel?
ReplyDeleteIn my search to find out Ms. Dior's real name, I came across a YouTube video called Pornstar Bus in which she co-stars with a lady named Cherokee D'Ass.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Ms. Dior's twitter name is @beautydiorxxx
Oh! She's a Taurus!
ReplyDeleteNo, no, we taureans don't want any part of that skank bush.
DeleteCherokee D'Ass! Oh yes. That's amazing !
DeleteHer AKA is "Tyana Mills"
ReplyDeleteI have also come across the names Tashimi Harris, Jeaneane Sanders, and Tanya Mills.
ReplyDeleteReal classy bunch of people there, eh? Sheesh...I don't really have much of an opinion either way re: Nicki, but damn, girl, kick that loser to the curb, because you can sure as hell do better than someone who banged a stupid, classless ho like that! *shakes head*
ReplyDelete@Amber, I think she needs to pick ONE and stick with it.
ReplyDeleteWhat rock did these specimens crawl out from?
ReplyDeleteHa - taking a "sexy" pic from the front seat of a car screams class. Keep working it beauty... Is that a Honda?
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay, YES! How about double up the classiness and make it Splendor de la Chanel?
ReplyDeleteShe can't because that's the name on my fake passport in case I have to flee.
Delete^ why didn't I think of that?! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteWill aspirational names become a thing now? Is it like cosmic ordering, change to the thing you most want to be - if so LiHo is going to rename herself Herpes Free Millionaire.
ReplyDeleteI might become Tall With Great Boobs. Make that T'all aussi Qu-Reatte B'ueb-esse, just to class it up a bit.
Ooh ooh!
ReplyDeleteMunch--I want to be 'Uma at 25'. That's my name.
@Munch, me too! I'll be "Someone with even the slightest motivation in life". I know it's long, but I think the initialism "SWESMIL" is really catchy.
ReplyDeleteOh this totally reminds me of Four Horseman hanger on "Things That Still Don't Work Right After You Give Them a Good Kick" in Good Omens! In the spirit,I'll change my name from Ann 33rd Avenue to Sleek Buxom Eee. I aim low.
Delete@Dagny - SWESMIL sounds like an ointment for an embarrassing personal problem - how about M'Otiva-Shunal?
ReplyDeleteI have to delurk to say that this ^^^ made me laugh harder than anything I've ever read here. Brilliant, just brilliant.
Delete@Munch--Fucking beautiful. I'll issue you a personal invitation to my formal christening. Bring job applications, any form of junk food, and Doctor Who paraphernalia.
ReplyDeleteI bet her middle name is 'Infiniti'...
ReplyDelete@Dagny - I have an inflatable Dalek, a Cyberman helmet and a bottle of gin.
ReplyDeleteI think I love you
DeleteGin and a Dalek? I'm going to fucking engrave that sumbitch.
ReplyDeletefor some reason i doubt Nikki gives a shit.
ReplyDeleteTalk about names that don't fit!!
ReplyDeleteWow this exchange reminded me of Dlisted..I tell ya, Nikki's boyfriend must be a real winner because he had to resort to paying for it.
ReplyDeleteHis name is Safaree if that tells you anything
DeleteI oversleep and lookie what I miss!
ReplyDeleteI don't want kids but I swear I'd have a daughter just so I could name her Beauty Dior. It's so fancy!
ReplyDeleteI have also come across the names Tashimi Harris...
ReplyDelete@ amber - Isn't Tashimi a type of sushi?
Uhh Nicki will actually kill a bitch. I would never mess with her man, have you heard Roman? That is the voice of my nightmares.
ReplyDeleteShe honestly looks like Miley Cyrus with a tan and boobs.
The Miley has become the official haircut of pornstars.
ReplyDeleteshe looks disgusting
ReplyDeleteDrake should be happy to hear this. He's been trying to get with Nicki for years (if he hasn't already).
ReplyDeleteWas he the guy that Amber rose was sending nude photos to? It was in the papers about 2 years ago
ReplyDeleteCan't copy link, just google it
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