Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Working As An Escort - Dina Is Her Pimp

Star Magazine confirms in its latest issue what I have been telling you forever. Lindsay Lohan is working as a high cost escort. They say high class, but come on, it is Lindsay Lohan. When I mention Lindsay Lohan, do you think to yourself, classy? No, you think of a chain smoking petty thief who makes sure she gets her cash upfront from the guy and watches the clock while he does his thing and she texts and listens to The Wanted. Apparently Dina is Lindsay's pimp, but unlike most pimps does not subject Lindsay to daily beatings and Lindsay can decide how much to pay her pimp which in this case depends on Lindsay's mood which is never good. What the article doesn't mention is that the men should definitely only bring with them what they can afford to lose or have stolen.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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102 comments:

  1. Roman Holiday6:15 AM

    So sad.......

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  2. Andrew6:16 AM

    This is so fucking sad. I just watched Mean Girls and she was so good in it and so beautiful.

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  3. FSP6:19 AM

    Lovely pic.

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  4. a non a miss6:19 AM

    McDonalds is always hiring.

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  5. DewieTheBear6:19 AM

    Best picture ever.

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  6. Agent**It6:22 AM

    Calling EmEyeKay...time for a new avatar....

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  7. EmEyeKay6:24 AM

    I'm here and I'm stealing it!

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  8. SweetP6:25 AM

    Color me shocked! Not!!!


    This picture ranks right up there with the one for Kim K.

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  9. lizness6:26 AM

    I have very little pity for her, and it is really not all that sad to me either. She had a huge shot and chance in life that she totally destroyed by her lying, theft, delusion and drug abuse. So many people would KILL to be in her position. Do not blame it on her parents either, I know many people who had worse home lives and have over come it and are not stealing and addicts and hitting people in bars when they say something they do not like. Lindsay makes these poor choices for the past 5 years. She is lucky she gets away with everything she does.
    AND prostitution is a choice. I think it should be legal and regulated and many women do this to make ends meet. It is very hard for me to have sympathy for her when she still makes more money in 24 hrs as a "high class escort" on NYE in one "date" then I do working 6 days a week/working two jobs in an entire year.

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  10. MISCH6:27 AM

    I don't feel sorry for her she had every chance...more than anyone else I can remember, I think she has mental issues...

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  11. VIPblonde6:27 AM

    "High class" = ass to ass

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    1. LottaColada6:37 AM

      @VIP, hahahaha, I wonder if Ali fits into this mess somehow.

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    2. VIPblonde7:44 AM

      @Lotta Dina currently has Ali working the Asian market where she spends most of her time in rehab facilities, but Dina breaks her out every now and then for "family visits" aka ping pong shows

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  12. cheesegrater156:28 AM

    So much for public lice going extinct.

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    1. Amy in MI6:53 AM

      What about private lice,Vicki.... ;) just playing!

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    2. EmEyeKay7:55 AM

      Private lice (clap) they're watching you (clap clap) they see your eeeeeevery move...

      The Hall and Oates reference probably dates me.

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    3. Frufra8:06 AM

      It may date both of us, but I'm sitting here laughing, so thank you! I'm also picturing Hall and Oates singing your revised lyrics with dead serious expressions on their faces.

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    4. dia papaya10:32 AM

      I can't stop laughing! Pure brilliance today :D

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  13. Jason6:29 AM

    I feel bad for her if I picture her in Mean Girls, or even some of the Disney remakes she did before that.

    But if I picture the trainwreck she has personally turned her life into over the past, what, seven or eight years, then no. Zero sympathy for her. She deserves whatever life she has chosen.

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  14. Christopher Cruz6:30 AM

    Classy is one word I would NOT associate with Fire Crotch. At least we now know how she earned her nickname. I'll bet it stings every time she pees!!!

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  15. Eeekalicious6:33 AM

    I don't care how old the child is, a mother pimping out her daughter is still a mother pimping out her daughter. There are a few women who enjoy hooking, but I think most do it to make money quickly to feed a drug and alcohol habit. If a person has to get ripped in order to perform his / her job, they are probably not enjoying it.

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  16. libby6:33 AM

    lol, VIPblonde----Seriously, every 8th grade graduating class should SEE that movie, uncut.
    I've said it before.

    The movie has adult themes---but that movie shows you EXACTLY what happens to druggies---Jail, disfigured+jail, crazy house, and ASS TO ASS.
    Kids need to be SCARED out of their wits before it's too late.

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    1. lc9:35 AM

      I agree Libby, and I also thinks the movie Kids should be shown and one other...oh, I got it, Trainspotting. It is not a glamorous life as a junkie. I thought, oooo I can live like a rock star, but I was sadly mistaken. Only people with Charlie Sheen money can live that way. But even he is working his ass off maintaining. It is NOT a fun existence.

      Thank you Higher power for getting me out of that lifestyle. And I hate that Dina is her pimp.

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    2. Agent**It2:16 PM

      Ic, good for you ! xoxo

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  17. Frufra6:33 AM

    Probably the best pic ever on CDaN. Bravo, Enty - take the rest of the day off! (J/k, not really - I need my fix.)

    And y'all know, we all kid, but Star Magazine has been getting the straight poop forever!

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  18. Mitchellaneous6:35 AM

    I wonder if we'll get a cracked out stream of twitter denials from Li -Ho!

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  19. Susan6:43 AM

    After reading the NYTimes piece on her, I'm curious to see how The Canyons does. It sounds like a Hollyweird trainwreck but I'm curious, nonetheless.

    No doubt Lindsay turns tricks. It's so obvi.

    I don't know how her mother looks herself in the mirror. Seems like an awful person.

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    1. auntliddy10:18 AM

      They are drug addicts, and linds is the moneymaker. Thats how they look in the mirror; they think they have a business. Ugh

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  20. Cathy6:44 AM

    I might be in the minority here, but I'm getting tired of people talking about how talented she used to be. She really wasn't. She had one character that she could play (it was the same in all her movies) and because of Tina Fey's writing, it happened to fit really well with Mean Girls.

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  21. greenmountaingal6:45 AM

    Who the hell is paying thousands of dollars to look at that face? Yuck.

    I agree with everything you said, @lizness.

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    1. dia papaya10:35 AM

      @greenmountaingal - I don't think they're looking at her face... If ya know what I mean ;)

      And ditto to you @lizness. I sometimes feel like a schmoe for doing honest work and barely having enough to make ends meet. What are we doing wrong?

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  22. nancer6:47 AM

    i'm with you, cathy. enough about what a good actress she was. she wasn't. it's a myth.
    so sick of this lying, stealing, addicted piece of shit.

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  23. Vkn6:48 AM

    Cathy I completely agree with you. Her best role was Mean Girls which was a sure bet thanks to Tina Fey. Lindsay is a one note "actress" and plays the same character in every role. Only now she plays it with a raspy voice and more wrinkles.

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  24. nancer6:48 AM

    oh and sundance passed on the movie and she's getting blamed for it.

    moral of story: don't cast this loser in your movie if you want to be taken seriously.

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  25. Maximus6:54 AM

    Curiosity struck. Texts sent. Will report later. Hopefully more than "I got nothing".

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  26. SusanB6:59 AM

    I'm with lizness et al - She had chances that millions of young women would kill for and she blew each and every one of them. She's too old to blame her parents - and too many girls in similar family situations got out and made something of themselves. Is the death pool still open?

    @libby - what movie are you talking about?

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  27. Mayrose7:04 AM

    Why is everyone being so harsh? How can you not trust a face like that?

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  28. JSierra7:05 AM

    Color me not surprised.

    I feel a lot of pity for this girl. She is such a lost, worthless, wasteful soul. Surely her purpose for being here is not solely for our entertainment. That just makes me even more sad if it is.

    Does she have no shame? Does she not feel embarrassed when millions are laughing her and making a living off of mocking her?
    Drugs can only create the world you want for so long before you starting crashing down into reality.

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  29. Barton Fink7:11 AM

    I suspect that she shows up at events whose party planners would otherwise have to bring in a caged tiger or a drunken bear.

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  30. Andrew7:18 AM

    As soon as someone becomes a total loser like Lindsay everyone jumps on the "she was never talented anyway" train. YES she was. When Meryl Streep and Jane Fonda (amongst many others) are singing your praises its probably because you're talented.

    And her characters in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls really aren't alike at all other than than being teenage girls. The "all her characters were the same" is a cop out. I sound like her biggest defender- I'm not. She's a loser. But she was talented.

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  31. MrWolf7:19 AM

    I don't really feel that sad for her - Escorting is a go to profession for actresses and I don't think any of them really feel sad about it.

    Pam Anderson, Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan... Don't kid yourself, lots of them have made money with professional girlfriending when the acting money ran out.

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  32. Amber7:21 AM

    I work with my mother, and cannot FATHOM her pimping me out to get business. I'm 31 and if I even dated a guy just to get nice dinners and some presents, she'd probably me ground me.

    I know I've said this before, but sometimes people with substance abuse problems that continually get in trouble actually need cognitive behavioral therapy classes. My ex had to do this. He had to go to a class full of students with an array of mental disabilities and learn right from wrong and HOW to make good decisions. Yes, Lindsay is an adult. But she's so F'd up and drugged out she has completely lost touch with reality. At this point, she likely doesn't even understand that her mother is her pimp. And if she does understand it, she's detached and compartmentalized it so she doesn't have to think about it and it manifests itself in all of her shitty behavior i.e. like people who don't remember childhood traumas until later in life because they've pushed it down so they can cope.

    Here's hoping she gets that 6 month lockdown rehab and finds herself.

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    1. Frufra7:34 AM

      Totally agree with you, Amber. You've hit the nail on the head.

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  33. Jason7:32 AM

    I wouldn't call what Lindsay had "talent" exactly - she was never going to win any awards not called Razzies - but whatever quality that some stars have that makes them shine brighter and draws you to them, she had a lot of.

    But it's gone now, because she killed it. And now she's turning tricks to support her drug habits and to fund the appearance of a glamorous lifestyle she may genuinely believe she can still live.

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  34. Mama June7:33 AM

    Wow, just watched the first 3 minutes of The Canyons that Ent posted on FB.....yeesh!

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  35. Rins7:34 AM

    That pic makes me miss Jerri Blank.

    http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee169/whisper-09/59621152-1.jpg

    Sorry for the bad linkage. I'm on my phone.

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  36. cc4237:38 AM

    Enty... never, ever, ever, ever, ever.... ever run another photo of Lindsanity again. You ill never be able to top this one.

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  37. Anonymous7:40 AM

    It's sad yet fasinating. We love watching someone self destruct, yet I'm sure that many of the cracked out streetwalkers in vegas were once the prettiest girls or best actresses in their highschools and went to chase fame, met the wrong people, started hooking/stripping to pay for drugs or started drugs to dull the shame of hooking/stripping to pay the bills. Told family and freinds they were dancing in a off strip show until the looks went, the money dried up from the sugar daddies and they could no longer hide what they had become. Their story is that of a non famous never made it Linsey Lohan, but sadder because unlike LL they probably had someone who cared or loved them very much at one time. They may still do, but many of them wil wind up in jail or dead of an overdose or angry pimp/client and it will never make the news. It will make world press when LL dies.

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  38. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Lindsay, an escort? Dina, a pimp? Wow. I'm totally shocked. *continues munching tortilla chips*

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  39. libby7:44 AM

    SusanB--"Requiem for a Dream"

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180093/

    Ellen Burstyn got an Oscar nom for it---director Darren Aronofsky...also starring Jared Leto (when he was still cute), Jennifer Connolly, and a surprisingly good Marlon Wayans in a dramatic role.

    It's Aronofsky, so it's weird at first, but you gotta keep watching, and the four-cornered tragedy just sucks you in. The ass-to-ass scene made me want to DIE, and the horror of the last few minutes.....Shocking but SO GOOD. And Jennifer's final smile....she thinks it's great, what just happened! UGH!!!!!!

    I'm trying to make y'all curious enough to watch it. There are a lot of online results, so find a trusted one and watch it online! it's from 2000.

    (Keith David is in it too---an evil role.....I love him.)

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    1. yodelay10:30 AM

      @Libby, Ellen Burstyn was ROBBED! Julia Roberts won a popularity contest, but that award was crap!

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  40. hunter7:58 AM

    Wow, for Star magazine (super low) to even print this shows how far she's fallen.

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  41. MadLyb7:58 AM

    @libby - I'll never get the last several minutes of that film out of my mind. It really was horrifying, especially the way Aronofsky directed it, but a great film. I agree that Burstyn was absolutely amazing in it.

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  42. Agent**It7:59 AM

    The writer of the novel " Requiem for a Dream: A Novel" Hubert Selby Jr , was a fascinating writer and the book was terrific. One of the few movie adaptations that did not disappoint.

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  43. MadLyb8:00 AM

    I guess what shocks me is that so many actresses and actors escort on the side. I just thought someone commanding hundreds of thousands of dollars per picture or gig would be set for life. Lilo has already made more money than I'll ever see in my lifetime.

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  44. Amber8:01 AM

    @Em - no it doesn't! I love Hall & Oates. I was John Oates for H'ween a few years ago.

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  45. canadachick8:21 AM

    she won't take the 6 months rehab offer - she'll pled not guilty , get some jail time, be out in a couple days due to overcrowding and start the cycle again. Dina CAN'T let her not earn $$ for that long - Ali can't support her - no one wants her.

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  46. LaLa8:24 AM

    thats such a great picture. A coworker the other day was talking about how bad he felt for Hohan and how she's just like this because of all her 'pressures'. My jaw was on the floor. No plenty of people are under pressure and dont steal. or act like spoiled eight year olds.

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  47. EmEyeKay8:25 AM

    @Amber, PLEASE tell me you have Halloween photos. That would be brilliant!

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  48. Amber8:30 AM

    @EmEyeKay - changed my avi for you!

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  49. libby8:30 AM

    MadLyb--OMG! The movie starts so small, but the climbing, climbing, climbing tension--holy hell.


    Agent--I will look for it at my local library. I only read DRY non-fiction, usually. So I never investigated the book; I assumed it was all Aronofsky that made it great. But I will look for it, thanks.

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    1. Agent**It3:16 PM

      libby, it's a good read and he is/was (rip) an interesting author.

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  50. Glitter8:31 AM

    I have no idea what Ass to Ass means. I must look it up. Anywho, Dina Lohan is pure scum to do this to her daughter.

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  51. libby8:32 AM

    Em---I would let Hall OR Oates date me! I grew up with them. LOVE.

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  52. libby8:32 AM

    glitter--It's from the movie I mentioned, "Requiem for a Dream". ^^^

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  53. Glitter8:33 AM

    OMG. I just looked up Ass to Ass.

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  54. EmEyeKay8:34 AM

    @Amber, that's great! I love it!

    @Libby, I liked 'em too :)

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  55. Mango8:55 AM

    @ Barton - LOL. Or a monkey. Gotta have a monkey doing some sort of schtick.


    OT - Where is katsm0? I don't think I've seen her for a few days and I thought for sure I'd see her surface on the gun thread yesterday. Did she have her hip surgery? I hope she's okay.



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    1. Agent**It9:30 AM

      Mango, you passive /agressive ** LOL**.... I believe the brief visitation could have been from any of 3:)

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  56. SusanB8:57 AM

    Thanks for the info - I'll look for the book AND the movie!

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  57. RocketQueen9:06 AM

    I'm having a hard time seeing this as sad. Sad that her mother is in her life, I suppose, but she's done this all to her damn self by being so unfuckingprofessional. She had it all.
    Also, this is really going to slow down her plans for that Oscar.

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    1. feraltart10:33 AM

      @RocketQueen, hi there! I know you read, but great to see you posting again.

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  58. EmEyeKay9:06 AM

    Hey RQ! Nice to see you!

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  59. Bit dams9:15 AM

    so here is what i am wondering. if she is having sex to make money, where is the money going?

    she hasn't paid her LA attorney, she dresses like a street person, she steals from everyone that gives her the chance. WHERE is the money going? where are the stolen goods? what ever happened to the storage locker she didn't pay for?

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  60. Bit dams9:15 AM

    oh, and she didn't pay her rent for like a year either.

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  61. annabella9:20 AM

    not that anyone cares, but this is my last official comment on lindsay. she's sad, she used to be talented but is awful now, and yes it is a waste and she had no chance because of her parents. it will be sad when she dies of an overdose, which is probably what will happen.

    however, enough is enough. I have officially put her in the deep freeze w/the kardashians and paris h. bye bye lindsay.

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  62. candibugbug9:38 AM

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  63. EmEyeKay9:49 AM

    I'm gonna be singing Private Lice alllll day long :)

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  64. parissucksliterally9:51 AM

    Requiem For A Dream is one of my favorite movies of all time. SO disturbing, but unbelievably fantastic.

    I have no pity for Lohan though. I just can't.

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  65. Count Jerkula9:56 AM

    @Tuxedo Cat: Once you get into the world of high dollar hooking, the addictions being fed are more likely to be Louboutin/Gucci rather than blow/smack. In that price range, a lot of the blow is just to get up for the performance, like a rock star. Lindsay would be a Craigslist hooker if it wasn't for the name recognition.

    Ass to Ass is one of my favorite scenes ever, Right up there with "Luke, I am your father" and the bar scene in Fear and Loathing when Depp is tripping and the pattern in the carpet starts swirling around.

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  66. whocaresnow1210:00 AM

    C'mon, at least get the f-ing story straight! Michael Lohan confirmed she's an escort, not Star. HER FATHER! Seriously, if you're going to troll other gossip sites for stories to pass as your own at least get the story right.

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  67. Patty Mayonnaise10:25 AM

    This is very sad. She's falling without a parachute and she's about to hit rock bottom. I pray she gets help. And she was a good actress. Georgia Rules is still one of my favorite films.

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  68. RocketQueen10:30 AM

    Hey EmEyeKaye! Happy 2013!!

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  69. JSierra11:20 AM

    Nice to see ya again RQ!

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  70. Pookie11:33 AM

    i want someone to really help this girl, and have absolutely ulterior motives in the process. just help her bc she's human and at this point all she knows and all she's comfortable w/ is being self-destructive. i don't want her to die. i would like her to see real jait and rehab time tho. accountability is important. #sad

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  71. Anonymous11:36 AM

    ....looks like something from The Dark Crystal.....

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  72. Tyler12:17 PM

    @Pookie, I hear ya. If only she weren't such an obviously remorseless ingrate, it would make it so much easier to care.

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  73. yodelay2:18 PM

    I just can't believe a tabloid would actually print it.

    And the overall reaction to this news is... Duh!

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  74. Mango2:53 PM

    @ Agent - I must be a bit thick today. The brief visitation comment went right over my head!

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    1. Agent**It3:18 PM

      Mango, you had asked about katsm. It's not you, it's me:)

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  75. shakey4:40 PM

    Guess Dina won't be winning any mother of the year awards anytime soon. Or ever. What a horrible leech.

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  76. BlindItemMe5:16 PM

    @libby i watched it when i was in high school and it scared me off hard drugs for life!

    ass to ass - ill never forget it. that creepy old mans face *shudders*

    oh and re lindsay's "talent" she had none. terrible actress, just watch her hands when she is onscreen. she never knows what to do with her hands because she knows she is "on". same with kirsten dunst. totally camera conscious

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  77. Count Jerkula5:37 PM

    If Dina plays her cards right, she could sign a deal to have a camera follow her to the 2013 Players Ball. She should at least contact Snoop and Bishop Don "the Magic" Juan to get some pointers. Green for the Money, Gold for the Honey.

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  78. JSierra6:00 PM

    Katsm and Reeses have been quiet lately. Where are you ladies!

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  79. kj6:13 PM

    as i always ask, where the hell is child protective services for her younger siblings? as far as lindsey, her ahem, business, will go like this: she will maintain some cache since she apparently has the bondage thing going on. remember the bruises in london? and then after her clients dry up, so to speak, she will be the next big thing in porn for a minute and a half until her self loathing and substance abuse ultimately do her in. her mother will then go sobbing to the press blaming michael and the paps for the lose of her precious child. not to mention her gravy train. revolting

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  80. Popnursing6:39 PM

    Lol - where exactly do you go to look up ass to ass? I have this image of you flipping through a big red Webster and a black ink drawing of a double dildo..

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  81. surfer8:39 PM

    @ popnursing - urbandictionary.com

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  82. Anonymous6:45 AM

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