Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Turns Down $500K For Dancing With The Stars

So, Lindsay Lohan turned down Dancing With The Stars for the umpteenth time in her life. In the past she has turned down the show because she wanted to be an actress. You know, that whole Academy Award by the time she is 30 stuff. This time though, despite the fact they were offering $500K, I think Lindsay turned it down for a few reasons other than ego. She needs the money. She is not getting acting work. So, you would think it would be a perfect fit except for one very important thing. Lindsay is lazy. Have you seen how many practices the celebrities go to? Every day? For hours each day? On time? The shows start at a certain hour too. You think Lindsay would be there for it? On time? Lindsay knows she would have to show up at practice so she would not embarrass herself on national television. She would be thrilled to do one week and get voted off and keep her money, but there would still be that first week. Plus, she probably figures she can make more money spending weekends with guys from around the world.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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50 comments:

  1. greenmountaingal6:03 AM

    Can we please have a ban on all things Blohan? She's no longer relevant.

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  2. libby6:07 AM

    Amen, gmg. I want to hear when she's in prison or, you know, at this point.

    But DWTS is way too much work, for so little money, comparative to turning tricks.
    I can't believe they would even ask her--no way would she keep showing up.

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    1. Unknown6:36 AM

      Ditto! Lets ban all stories until something significant happens. 500k good god. I'm so tired of all the privilege afforded to this dirty whore thief while I work my ass off...

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  3. a non a miss6:07 AM

    I wonder how pissed she is that Jennifer Lawrence is what 22? And has been nominated twice? How do you like dem apples?!

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  4. kgirl6:07 AM

    She would have to stay relatively sober so she's automatically not doing it. Plus, she has so many legal issues, how could she know she's going to be available? Then there's the fact that she can barely breathe, let alone dance. She wheezed her way through Canyons but doubtful she could do the same on DWTS.

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  5. DewieTheBear6:12 AM

    I have to admit, I'd watch that train wreck.

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  6. libby6:14 AM

    rcb--I always hope it's Amanda Seyfried's career that's getting under her skin, because Amanda was my favorite in "Mean Girls". I'm biased.

    But just looking at others she has starred with, before she methed & butchered her face---She has to be envious of any of them. The difference between the way she looks now, and the way McAdams & Seyfried look now , is startling. Lindsay's old face makes me sad. Gone forever.

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    1. LottaColada6:35 AM

      @libby, Rachel McAdams is already in her 30s and Lindsay still manages to look about a decade older than her, never thought about like that until you mentioned it. Sheesh, she probably thinks she looks fine too. Delusional at its best.

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  7. auntliddy6:15 AM

    Agree with enty and posters except i wouldnt watch it.

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  8. Maximus6:17 AM

    I'm really really stunned that I'm about to agree that a Lohan free month would be nicer than a Karkrashian free month.

    Seyfried also ended up getting her role in Lovelace, so I think Lohan probably hates everyone she ever worked with before.

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  9. Jenny6:17 AM

    Sounds more like another fake story planted by Dina. DWTS would be crazy to sign someone who is notorious for not showing up, plus Lindsay already has plans to be in court and/or jail.

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  10. libby6:17 AM

    Hey Dewie--we had a convo on Gawker awhile back. I just today figured out how to find replies to my replies (I'm a dipshit), and we had a convo there too! I am 'lisbethborden'.
    ('ahoyhoy' was taken at Gawker when i got there, that's why I have so many names. But you're Dewie, #44 ever'whar!)

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  11. Christopher Cruz6:19 AM

    Barf- please, Enty. No mas.

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  12. FrenchGirl6:27 AM

    boycott Lilo posts! please!
    she's a needy drama queen famewhore who needs to go in jail !

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  13. Tyler6:34 AM

    That was the first thing I thought as well.
    practice = work = not interested

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  14. Ms Cool6:38 AM

    They people to be on Dancing with the Stars? I thought it was free publicity for D-listers (except my beloved Donald Driver).

    I'm all for a Lohan ban but that will come soon enough when she overdoses or goes to jail for a while.

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  15. libby6:47 AM

    Lotta--That's the thing. Rachel & Amanda have barely changed from when they were playing HIGH SCHOOL girls.

    Maybe she crack-stalked Woody Allen that one time, because she was jealous of Rachel being in "Midnight in Paris"? I wonder about her, she IS delusional.

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  16. Kelly6:47 AM

    Maybe we shouldn't respond to posts of people we don't want to read about and he'll quit.

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    1. seaward11:08 AM

      @Renoblondee Exactly!! I like the Lohan posts, but I hate Kardashian posts and therefore skip over them. When they rack up 70+ comments in an hour, I get curious and check it out. It's all just bitching! "Ew ban them please," "No one cares," "Stop posting about this family," ad nauseum.
      Use your brains, people. If you don't want to see Lohan posts, stop giving page hits and comments to Lohan posts.

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  17. LottaColada6:48 AM

    I honestly think that these "stars" shouldn't even get paid. Donate it to a charity of their choosing and then the blood, sweat and tears will really be worth it. Imagine that.... Dancing for Cancer Research or something along those lines.

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  18. Unknown6:49 AM

    I really don't care that she isn't taking the money for DwTS...she doesn't owe me $500k!!

    I am just done with her. Let her live her life going from rich guy to rich guy if that is what she chooses.

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  19. Eeekalicious6:53 AM

    Dancing with the Tarts? Listen, that's a lot of work! How does one expect Lindsey to commit to something so strenuous? What if some important director calls or something?

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  20. MadLyb6:54 AM

    Okay, that answers my question about who was banned. I think I'd rather hear about her than Lilo, only because she's a pair with Kanye now, and I sort of like him.

    Can you imagine Lilo trying to dance in-between smoking, drinking wheezing, coughing and puking? Not to mention she couldn't even do a D-List movie without throwing diva fits.

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  21. MISCH6:55 AM

    Let them up the ante and Dina will insist she do it..

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  22. __-__=__6:55 AM

    I think she has been told she IS going to jail. We'll see soon enough.

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  23. Ms Cool7:00 AM

    @renoblondee - I tried the no comment on Lohan posts for over a year and no one joined me.

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    1. Anonymous7:20 AM

      MsCool I have not opened or commented on a KTrash post all year, its the gossip version of cleaning out your closet! I feel so much better! I'm not interested in this twat either unless she finally goes to jail for her shennanigans

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  24. Lelaina Pierce7:11 AM

    Yea, if she accepted the job, she'd be the first contestant to either be fired or quit the show in its 15 seasons.

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  25. prolixe7:14 AM

    No way there will be Lohan ban. She's gossip gold!

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  26. hunter7:21 AM

    I LOVE LiLo posts, what's wrong with you guys!??!!?

    Gosh she looks so pretty in this picture too, it's a real travesty.

    DWTS is HARD WORK and every day too. There is no chance in hell LiLo would be able to put in the effort for even one week. That is so f'ing pathetic that all of us can see that.

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  27. Kelly7:23 AM

    @MsCool I just really really get tired of seeing a million BAN LOHAN or KARDASHIAN posts, but yet they have the most comments. I'm with the Ya don't like it, skip it, crowd.

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  28. SusanB7:25 AM

    I like the Lohan posts myself. I look at her and then look at the stupid stuff I've done in the past and realize they weren't as stupid as I could have done.

    I've never watched DWTS in my life, but if she were on, I'd watch. I never turn down the opportunity for a good laugh. And as far as the 500K, she'd probably never see the money - the IRS would probably put a lien on it. So why bother?

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  29. JSierra7:29 AM

    Probably because you actually have to be coherent and present every day.

    I wish I had Linday's work schedule.
    Get up. Dick around. Go to work for 2 hours. Leave work for fancy lunch someone else pays for. Come back to work for 1 hour. Leave work. Party on man.

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  30. Susan7:31 AM

    She would NEVER make it on DWTS. Could you imagine any of the professionals dealing with her lazy, late, drunk ass? Maks would lose his shit. Say what you will about that show, but the contestants have to work their butts off each week.

    I watched a few minutes of Mean Girls the other night on MTV. I've seen the whole movie in the past, but was just checking it out for some laughs (which by the way were few and far between. Clueless is WAY funnier, IMHO.) Anyway, I couldn't get over how Rachel and Amanda look so fab today as compared to Lindsay. I was also wondering what Rachel and Amanda think about Lindsay now. She really has fallen hard.

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  31. ms snarky7:32 AM

    Every time I see bits of Parent Trap now, I look for signs of the future in those cute little twins she played.

    And then I remembered ... in the movie script, for an innocent prank on a camping trip, the LiLo twins DRUGGED the father's girlfriend, then floated her out into the middle of a lake on her tiny air mattress. Then they went to sleep and left her out there all night.

    Unconscious. Drugged. Floating on Lake.

    Suddenly her present self made all kinds of sense.

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  32. cheesegrater157:49 AM

    Dumb bitch will be lucky to live to see 30. She's beyond help, but she's a horrible person, so she'll live forever.

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  33. Pookie8:23 AM

    this girl has lost all sense of professional ethics...i think she knows that. i also think her depression freezes her to her spot and her fear of cleaning up is preventing her from a lot of things. add to that her lack of accountability...sigh. :( i don't want this girl to die and i see her headed in that direction. it's heartbreaking. i hope she gets jail time. she's been able to skate for far too long, and while i know that's what she paid (or not paid, rather) shawn colley to do, it's the wrong course. some people need to learn the hard way. for ll, it appears that it's the hard way or death. i hope it's the hard way. nothing else seems to be helping.

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  34. Glitter9:19 AM

    She turned it down because she is too lazy to commit to DWTS which would require intense practice and showing up on time every week for the broadcast.

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  35. Mango9:25 AM

    Lindsay Lohan turns down $500k for Dancing With The Stars

    What Enty means, I think, is Lindsay Lohan turns down $500k for Stumbling Drunkenly With The Stars

    I've never watched DWTS but I would turn in to see that.

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  36. RocketQueen9:53 AM

    I still love me some Lohan gossip...she keeps it interesting, that's for sure.

    She still thinks that Dancing with the Stars is going to slow down her "inevitable" Oscar, folks....hahahaha.

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  37. Sherry9:59 AM

    Oh I would def watch DWTS if Liho was on there..But she won't be. she'd have to work too hard and no way in hell is she willing to work, be on time, try to win, show herself she could actually succeed at something. What a sad pathetic creature she is.

    Yeah..Industry ban on any gossip about her MAY make her take the job. She would hate to not be in the public spotlight. Wouldn't it be funny if, seriously, there were NO REPORTS at all about her for 30 days. Wonder what she'd do then?

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  38. Connie15110:39 AM

    I will admit to watching DWTS, but they piss me off almost every season when they ask controversial people just in an attempt to get ratings for trainwreck types of contestants. See also Kate Gosselin, Tom Delay and Bristol Palin twice, to name just a few.

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  39. disenchanted10:53 AM

    This trick can barely stand up half the time. What makes them think she's gonna dance?

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  40. crila1611:40 AM

    500K? Lindsey would never show up for rehearsal's and would probably still win the entire competition. Why? Because people seem to just want to keep giving Lindsey break after break after break. I've never seen Hollywood care about a POS as much as they do Lindsey the loser. She's a lost cause. Give up on her already. She doesn't want help.

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  41. Ari12:00 PM

    She makes money just by being herself, she doesn't need DWTS. Her name being everywhere gives her a steady income.


    Thanks Media for keeping this girl alive and functioning (sarcasm: i detest her and hopes she dies)

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  42. car5412:58 PM

    She should re-think....it sure worked wonders for Kelly Osbourne.

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  43. canadachick1:09 PM

    oh come one her mother is a PROFESSIONALLY trained dancer -the dirty Ho could do with both legs tied behind her head ;)

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  44. Shocky8:00 PM

    Team 'keep the Lohan posts, scroll past if you don't like them'

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  45. Tyler4:11 AM

    @Shocky, now that Lindsay's excellent attorney Shawn Holley has decided not to represent her any longer, things are about to get interesting so I'm all for keeping the posts too.

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