John Mayer can have sex with Allison Williams because Katy Perry has also found someone to have sex with in Muse drummer Dominic Howard. The pair spent a night this week all over each other at a party and then left together hand in hand at 4 a.m. You don't generally leave hand in hand with someone at 4 a.m. and then shake hands and call it a night especially if you have been all over each other for hours. You know that John is being John and is going to be with tons of people all the time no matter what so I guess Katy is going to play the same game.
Does she have a weird British guy fetish or what ?
ReplyDeleteRB, dude from Florence and the Machine, Muse .. Really Katie.. Dating from the pool across the pond doesn't make you edgier or more legit.
I think this related to the blind about the partner swap and the one being too kinky for katie
ReplyDeletenew band name kinky for katie
Dammit, not Allison! We all had a crush on John Mayer back in the day, but every woman should know better now! Allison, you are too good for this! Didn't John and Katy just get back from vacation together?
ReplyDeleteUgh, the diseases these people must have!
ReplyDeleteI think this is a blind reveal for the partner swapper too. Allison Williams is living with her bf Ricky Van Veen, who is a good friend of John Mayer.
ReplyDeleteI know for some reason she's popular to hate on, but I love Katy Perry.
ReplyDeleteAlso folks- you just read an article about her. How hard is it to spell her name correctly?
Autocorrect is a bitch, plus if on mobile you can go back and fix without reloading entire site... Hence error stays.
Deletealso andrew Im in class
ReplyDeletego fuck yourself
Maybe this IS the answer to yesterday's BV. The A list celeb whose B list celeb boyfriend brought home another couple so they could swap. She walked out and ditched him.
ReplyDeleteAndrew you're implying some of us give a shit to actually make the distinction between an y and ie in the case of Miss Perrie
ReplyDeleteYup, Bi reveal from yesterday. Everyone guessed it though
ReplyDeletePage 6 did have a story back in December about Katy and John having dinner with Allison and her boyfriend and looking very "intimate." Allison, when you get pooped on, you'll only have yourself to blame.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with all the Muse band members looking like weasels???
ReplyDeleteHaha @Inger, so true! Before I read who it was, I thought "He looks like he should be in Muse."
DeleteHahaha Good one, Katy. I don't know how people have the emotional strength for relationship after relationship, but it looks good on John Mayer. I guess he will be in his pouty self-pitying mode for a couple of days, trying to figure out why anyone would cheat on him.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the quick reveal! God, Mayer's so gross.
ReplyDelete@ Tuxedo cat, I was wondering the same! Why do these people go from relationship to relationship and where do they find the emotional stamina?
ReplyDeleteGood on her! Have fun Katy! She gets no hate from me. I love her.
ReplyDeleteWhy go from man to man? Cuz girls just wanna have fun. Honestly I spent 2 yrs being a ho after I ended a long term relationship. I was safe and honest and let my freak flag fly. I am very happy I got that out of my system. It was tremendous for my self esteem believe it or not. Perhaps Katy was more wide eyed about this douche that everyone gives her credit for and was able to walk away unscathed. Good for her!
ReplyDelete@sherry i've been single for a year now, casually dating from time to time. whenever i say i'm nowhere near ready to get into another long term relationship, i get crucified! i guess all women are always expected to settle down :/
Delete@Sherry 100% agree with you there. GIRL POWER!!!
DeleteI side eye any woman who dates John Mayer. Sorry I just do. I had high hopes for Allison Williams but if she is going with John, I will never see her the same way again.
ReplyDeleteI think yesterday on ET they mentioned Katy N Meyer's were shacking up.
ReplyDeleteFrom nydailynews.com:
ReplyDeleteGuitar-plucking lothario John Mayer and “Girls” actress Allison Williams enjoyed dinner and more at the Jane Hotel this weekend.
On Friday, the 35-year-old “Your Body Is a Wonderland” singer and the 25-year-old daughter of NBC newsman Brian Williams started their evening with a party at the hotel, grabbed dinner. Then, according to Confidenti@l sources, they returned to the trendy hotel together before exiting separately later the next day.
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A week earlier, More magazine quoted a source saying, “John has given her the confidence to jump out of the rat race. With John, she feels like herself. She wants to nest.”
Good luck nesting with that rat!
I love Katy, too. And FWIW, I love Rihanna's music also.
Give it up, @Andrew. Doing things correctly seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird. But I'm still on your side!
ReplyDelete@Alicia - I'm pretty sure all of them have a "lame british dudes" fetish.
ReplyDeleteKristen and Rob Pattison.
Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholaus Hoult.
Taylor Swift and Eddie Redmayne and Harry Styles.
Miley and Liam Hemsworth.
Let's face it, American dudes just don't give you the artistic cred that they used to.
Also, FFS Allison Williams, way to kill the fucking fantasy.
First off, Nicholas Hoult is not lame at all. Second, there are plenty of American guys with plenty of artistic credibility that aren't getting kicked out of bed. Third, damn it Marnie! You are two steps from the "I can't with you" pile, where Mila Kunis now resides.
Delete@jazzy i second that nicholas love, he was awesome on Skins
DeleteAttention! Attention!!
ReplyDeleteI feel this is really important to point out. In the blind we are saying is now "solved", this is how Enty describes the "swinger couple" who are friends with the boyfriend of the A++ celebrity:
" she felt overwhelmed when the B lister showed up with this B-/C+ list singer and his wife and said they should all swap and that it would be fun . . ."
I guessed this to be Perry/Mayer/Allison Williams/Ricky Van Ween until I realized Ricky is not a singer, and he is not married to Allison. What does this all Meeeeeeean? Does Enty fudge specific details all the time?
*faints*
Original Blind
Daily Mail article about Williams and Mayer exiting a hotel
ReplyDeleteNot fair to hate on Andrew, as this is a group of proud, self-proclaimed grammar nazis.
ReplyDeleteDerek, pay attention in class and save reading CDAN for when you graduate and get a real job like the rest of us.
YUCK Allison, I thought you were better than that!
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