Thursday, January 31, 2013

Eddie Cibrian Is Impotent

I decided to not write about Brandi Glanville's vaginal rejuvenation surgery and how Brandi charged it to Eddie Cibrian's credit card after that portion of her new book was leaked, but one quote I did find interesting from the book is when Brandi says that Eddie Cibirian is impotent when he is taking pills for his hair loss treatment. See, when you have as little hair as I do, it makes no sense to take Propecia because it does not work miracles and what is the point in having great hair if you can't get it up. Isn't the point of having great hair to attract sexual partners? So, you can attract them, but you can't follow through. I think I would rather just shave the head and go bald. Of course, then Eddie would have to rely on acting talent to get jobs and that is not why he gets hired.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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71 comments:

  1. Frufra6:17 AM

    Stars - They're Just Like Us!!!

    bwahaha - I crack myself up!!!

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  2. SashaJames26:17 AM

    I think he fell out of love as well, hence he couldn't get it up. It had to be working to snag Leanne. I really love Brandi and they way she has no filter.

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  3. VIPblonde6:18 AM

    He manages to cheat that much? And he has periodic bouts of impotency? I'm not even mad. I'm impressed!

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  4. mmshukla0086:19 AM

    Hair today, no boner tomorrow! ha ha

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  5. LottaColada6:21 AM

    I'm actually surprised he hasn't knocked up LeAnn just yet, now there is a plausible reason.

    So Eddie gets his jobs on the casting couch from what I gather?

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  6. Pink_Palace6:21 AM

    I remember when I used to be in love w/this guy! Sigh!

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  7. GemTwist6:22 AM

    He looks like he's painfully vapid. Hot can't over-power dumb and boring.

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  8. Tyler6:23 AM

    I'm getting over Brandi fast. She's coming off as an extremely vindictive person who intends to parlay that into a money making career. Leanne aside, I'm not having as much trouble understanding Eddie leaving her as I once did.

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  9. Henriette6:24 AM

    I thought his importance was caused by rubbing against Leann's skeleton. I think that's a very sharp object.

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  10. Meanie Rhysie6:24 AM

    Oh boy! Self-fellatio on one post and vaginal rejuvenation on this one!!! This is gonna be a rip-roaring day here at CDAN!! Is vaginal rejuvenation really a thing?! *Edumacate* me, people!

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  11. a non a miss6:25 AM

    I find bald men kind of sexy

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    1. jel3:10 PM

      Me too, it's so hot! My hubs is bald, yum.

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  12. Tyler6:25 AM

    lmao Reeses!

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  13. Meanie Rhysie6:26 AM

    RCB. Some bald men are very, very, very sexy, I agree!

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  14. LottaColada6:28 AM

    @Reeses- I like to think of it as re-upholstering like Michael K says lol

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  15. GemTwist6:28 AM

    @RP can you imagine having surgery, VOLUNTARY surgery!, there? Mofo's should feel lucky they got access at all and now we're supposed to wonder if it looks 'youthful' enough??
    Bitch, puh-LEEZE.

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  16. Susan6:35 AM

    So much for Brandi's, "I will never say anything bad about the father of my children."

    If we're being honest here, don't most men go through bouts of impotency, but because they need to be all manly and whatnot nobody every talks about it.

    I was so proud of myself for watching Downton Abbey in marathon form because it prevented me from watching my trash TV. But a local Comcast center had a fire yesterday so my service is all wonky and I couldn't get OnDemand. But my DVR'd RHBH worked, so I watched this week. Snoozefest. And Brandi's Vegas class looks so STUPID. People would actually pay money for that? The most interesting thing to me was seeing the girl from "Singles" who teaches the self-empowerment stripper pole workout class. Love that move.

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    1. Lelaina Pierce11:10 PM

      @Susan, I knew I recognized that teacher but could not place it. I loved Singles!

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  17. Amy in MI6:35 AM

    My new man is bald and is smokin hot. Id take him anyday!

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  18. Susan6:36 AM

    ^Love that movie. Eep. Needs coffee...

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  19. Jules_3456:36 AM

    I thought this said Eddie Cinrian is IMPORTANT. I was in schock. Impotence and hair loss not so surprising.

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  20. JSierra6:40 AM

    Reeses you should check out the TLC show Plastic Wives. One lady had her labia, yes you heard that correctly, her labias removed and she keeps them in a little glass jar. Which she of course showed on camera.

    This chick also got knocked up at 15 and claims it was a miracle because she never, ever had sex. They just kissed with their clothes and and BOOM she's sperminated.

    Susan are you in Houston? We had Comcast issues here yesterday in Katy as well.

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    1. Manda_kitty6:53 AM

      @ JSierra, I normally don't comment, but umm, what? Why would she do that?!

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    2. mizzoutiger767:36 AM

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    3. mizzoutiger767:37 AM

      Hi neighbor! I'm in College Station :)

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  21. GemTwist6:40 AM

    My bf is in the process of balding and the only thing that bothers me is the hair wall in our bathroom next to where he uses the blow dryer. We've been together 3 years and he is distractingly, ridiculously hot.

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  22. Meanie Rhysie6:43 AM

    What the what the what?!?!?! She kept her pussy lips? In a jar? To be displayed? Why?!

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  23. Kelly6:46 AM

    UGH. ^

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  24. Susan6:47 AM

    JSierra - I'm in Jersey, girl. But I would LOVE to visit Texas.

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    1. Unknown9:00 AM

      I'm a Jersey girl, too....currently stuck in Oklahoma
      Lol

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    2. Frufra3:26 PM

      Shut up, another Okie? There's a few of us around: Me, amgproducer (forgive me if that's wrong), momster, and jel (I don't know if that's right, either - if I scroll up and check, my dang keyboard will freeze - she's up there commenting, I think).

      Anyway, greetings, and wish you'd gotten here Sooner (ha ha)!

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  25. auntliddy6:50 AM

    Brandi is disgustingly trashy. You got dumped; it happens to alot of us; move on. It is enough with filthy trip through her life. Whats next? Before and after shots of her lady parts??!! Leanns gonna end up getting sympathy if she keeps this up.

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  26. O'Really6:57 AM

    Brandi and Eddie's kids must be so proud. I bet middle school is going to be so much fun for them.

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  27. JSierra6:58 AM

    Reeses who freakin knows, thank god they didn't do a close up on the jar though.

    Susan come on down, the weather is beautiful this time of year! We have a high of 76 today with almost no humidity, thank god.

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  28. VIPblonde7:08 AM

    Two things:
    1) Brandi said she would never say anything bad about the father of her children TO her children; she never said she wouldn't say anything bad about him full stop.

    2) Brandi is a Scorpio. This is what happens when you cheat on a Scorpio. If you can't take the heat, don't cheat

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  29. Mango7:08 AM

    @ JSierra - Her labia in a jar?? OMG. They probably look like those dried pork skins. Unless they are in some sort of fluid? Either way, UGH!

    @ auntliddy - You HATE all things Housewives and keep imploring Enty to stop covering the Real Housewives franchise yet you make it a point to comment on each and every HW's thread. Give it a rest, won't you?



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    1. auntliddy9:23 AM

      Mango, im pretty sure i only comment on brandi because you just cant get away ftom her!!!! Sorry if i annoying you:)

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  30. Discobitch7:10 AM

    Put a blond wig on him and he looks so much like leeane :/

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  31. Sunny7:13 AM

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  32. Tyler7:21 AM

    Amen Sunny. Just another not so real housewife who will selfishly stoop to any low for attention and a buck.

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  33. Anonymous7:52 AM

    I usually like her but this is going too far. Its not cool especially since the kids will get teased. She should of had an independent party read that book for edits. I'm sure Lisa is giving her the tsk tsk over this one.
    @Susan agree this week was extremely boring and that class did suck.

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  34. Eeekalicious8:07 AM

    **Warning May be Too much information

    Enty, I'm sure you are fine just the way you are.

    I just don't get vajayjay-genation. It sounds incredibly painful. Keep your needle outta there. I'm wondering if she had an especially difficult delivery or if the doctor didn't stitch things up tightly again? Kegel exercises are amazing.

    Charging something to an ex's credit card isn't something I'd do - it's better to be independent. For people who just care about money, it was an inspired kunty move, and I'm sure got the point across, esp since LeAnn probably ended up paying off poor baby Eddie's credit card balance.

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  35. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Designer vaginas - hehehe

    @VIP ITA .. Don't cross a Scorpio woman!!

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  36. Bit dams9:40 AM

    after my last baby my obg informed me that he had "tightened things up"
    as a favor to my husband and i. the pain was really severe. i could barely stand from sitting without crying. it took a year for me to fully recover (no pain in intecourse) and the first time was like being ripped apart. not sure how this surgery is done by placstic surgeons, maybe less awful. it does make a big difference.

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    1. EMB371211:58 AM

      Oh my God, Me. What a violation! I'm so sorry that happened. I'd go visit a lawyer and sue that SOB back into the Stone Age, where he belongs.

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  37. Anna V. Xol9:41 AM

    Leon already tried to use the vaginal rejuvination thing to humiliate her a while ago. Are we solely blaming brandi for tge kids beung screwed up? Because not only can they read the book, they can watch the famous crappy lifetime movie where daddy banged bonus mommy. Not to mention listen to the soundtrack where leon still makes songs about the affair.

    Auntliddy, what the what? Brandi who has custody of her kids gets called trashy and told to get a job but jenelle evans the mtv crackhead who doesn't even bother with her kid gets called honey and given sympathy?

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    1. auntliddy2:16 PM

      I dont even know who jenele evans is!! Lol

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    2. Anna V. Xol5:04 PM

      you already forgot your own comments? Mtv jenelle evans and courtland rogers. Nevermind. I bet it got "mysteriously" deleted. Lol as well

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    3. Anna V. Xol5:19 PM

      http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/01/no-miscarriage-for-jenelle-evans-but.html?m=1

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    4. auntliddy6:26 PM

      Im drawing a blank. I prob commented on situation without really taking note of who it was. Either that or i took 2 blue pills that day instead of a blue and yelliw, lol

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  38. KS9:55 AM

    You guys are so funny.

    I just wanted to say that Enty's writing today reads like the old Enty. Anyone else agree?

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    1. DontRainOnMyPrada5:21 AM

      @Mikey, I dunno...on the Kris Jenner entry he uses the British "have got" (instead of the American "have gotten"). Has he always done that?

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  39. whocaresnow1210:26 AM

    That woman needs therapy. He was so impotent that he managed to knock her up for a second time? C'mon! Shut up already!

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  40. Hazeldazel10:48 AM

    Keep in mind that Leanne told everyone about Brandi's vag rejuvination thing (via Twitter no less) a year or two ago, so it was already out there. The kids can thank Leanne for that one.

    I find it interesting that Eddie is impotent (only sometimes?) yet is able cheat with randoms all the time.

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  41. __-__=__10:49 AM

    It's God's will.

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  42. car5411:01 AM

    Brandi seems to be scrambling for something to keep herself in the press.

    She needs to realize her boys are going to be old enough soon to read some of the stuff she puts out there (true or not).

    You'd think she'd use some of her housewife money to get some kind of education or job to support them instead of this. They've been divorced for a while now...when is she going to move on and make something for herself that isn't about being Eddie's ex? That would be the greatest revenge, not this.

    And I actually like Brandi on RH but I think she needs to grow up and find her own life and let Eddie move on with is life as well. This can't be healthy for any of them to live in the past like she seems to.

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  43. JoElla11:10 AM

    You know what, Brandi better thank the heavens above for Leann. Without her she would be "Brandi who?"

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  44. JoElla11:11 AM

    so not excusing what Leann and Eddie did, but come on.. time to move on Brandi.

    You are really crossing over to the 'crazy bitch' line.

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  45. JSierra11:40 AM

    MizzOU on the regular website comments appear chronologically rather then directly under who you replied to, but I am going to assume it was me since Katy and CS are super close. Whoo fellow Southeast Texans! Discoflux is a Houstonian as well, there are a few of us on here I think. Anywho enjoy this beautiful day we are having!


    And I think the reason for labia removal is aesthetic, that is the only reason I can think. Those things are there for a reason though! And yes, they were floating in some fluid, bleech *shudders*.

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  46. Anonymous12:22 PM

    He didnt want to fuck you, he wasnt impotent.

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  47. it took forever1:22 PM

    Brandi - the classic case of a woman scorned

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  48. Jenn2:45 PM

    I know that the hair treatment can mess with your blood pressure too. A coworker had to stop taking it because of this. So, Viagra would be out too. Hmm. Does impotent mean no little Le Ann's? I hope so.

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  49. Jazzy5:15 PM

    I also think he's the answer to the blind about the vasectomy being hidden from his wife. He probably got snipped to make sure he wouldn't make any babies with Lemann or any of his jump offs.

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  50. OneGirlRevolution5:30 PM

    LeAnn may have said something first but Brandi goes into WAY tmi detail. Her children are someday going to read, in her own words, about how she got her p***y done and how she used to ask Eddie if her p***y was tight and satisfied him (and that's just a snippet). Classy.

    Seriously...I just can't.

    I often tell my daughter to NEVER put anything out into the public domain that she would be embarrassed for me or her grandmother to read/hear/see. Brandi either has never heard that advice and/or doesn't care.

    And please, stop tarring the rest of us Scorpio women by saying that we would act even remotely in the manner Brandi has chosen to.

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  51. audrey6:09 PM

    I used to feel bad for her...but now I wish she would just go away and shut the fuck up.

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  52. Robin the Mad Photographer7:00 PM

    I'm sorry, but unless she birthed a couple of 10+-pounders, there's no reason she should have needed a major twat overhaul after only 2 children! If you had an episiotomy, the doc usually manages to sew things up properly (it sounds as if yours went too far, Me, and I'm sorry), but even if it was a straight-up natural vaginal delivery, there IS a thing called doing Kegels that I'm told works wonders. Besides, no woman's body is ever completely the same after giving birth, and no decent man should be whining about it, especially if it happened as a result of birthin' his babies.

    That goes double for "butt bleaching" and all the other ridiculous stuff women in particular feel compelled to do--I remember reading a testimonial on some butt-bleaching cream's site where the woman said her husband wasn't happy because things down south were darker than they used to be, but that the cream had worked wonders to change his mind. Honey, considering that it's at least half his fault for tearing up the playground in the first place, he shouldn't be bitching at you for the condition of the lawn! This is the kind of thing that makes me wonder if the Taliban have a point, except I'd make everyone, men AND women, wear birkas; we've all gotten way too fucking spoiled in recent years, and perhaps it would take making everything hidden again to help people develop some damn perspective. *steps off soapbox, stomps away grumbling*

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  53. JSierra7:27 PM

    Can I just say, thank you ladies for all the kegels mentions today, I always forget about them.

    Robin I was wondering the same thing, what the heck is she doing down there that she needs to rejuvenate her hooha in her early 30's after two children? Did she birth giants?

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  54. JSierra7:30 PM

    Alma she "miscarried" last Friday the 25th. I put it in quotes because a couple hours after the event she was on a shopping spree, then went to the bar that night. Gah I have major issues with this girl.

    It seems though that God has answered our prayers because MTV is thinking about cancelling Teen Mom 2 because they don't want to be responsible for Jenelle's death and that is where they feel that she is headed.

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  55. Bangagong7:46 PM

    I read about this story on another website that went way more into detail. Eddie started using the Propecia and then went limp. After a few months of this, Brandi got fed up and told him to choose between her and the Propecia. He then went on the offensive and blamed his limpness on the state of her ladyparts after giving birth twice. She said he said some vicious things to her that she wasn't going to repeat. Anyway, Brandi later decided to get those parts "rejuvenated" and gave Eddie's credit card number at the doctor's office. So maybe she did not actually need the surgery but she sure as hell wanted Eddie to pay (in more than one sense, I'm figuring).

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  56. NL7:08 PM

    Two things:
    We Scorpio ladies might not take revenge but we know how to hold a grudge.
    Brandi needs to redirect her anger and attention elsewhere quickly while she still has a minute or two left on the clock. Eddie will cheat on Leanne soon and that mess will be all the news. Brandi will then move to being the ex before the ex and thus even more pathetic to still be so obnoxious about him and his life.

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