April 3, 2009
#3 - This C list movie actress with A list name recognition who used to be kind of a big deal, but now is only a big deal in her mind chain smokes constantly when she is doing any kind of photo shoot. The reason? Her goal is to make the clothes smell so bad that the designer or magazine will give them all to her for free.
Lindsay Lohan
Even though I shouldn't be surprised, my jaw dropped. What a piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteHey if they're too lazy to get the clothes cleaned...
ReplyDeleteHey if they're too lazy to get the clothes cleaned...
ReplyDelete@Zelda, yeah that's what I was thinking.
ReplyDeleteyou'd think this would work once. then word would get around and nobody would provide clothes for her shoots, and there would BE no more shoots soon after. why hasn't that happened?
ReplyDeleteI've said it before.. Lindsay ALWAYS has a plan, lmao
ReplyDeleteNot shocking. The grossness of Lohan is legendary and knows no bounds.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch is a straight up criminal
ReplyDeleteGross. I hope she gives herself cancer.
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ReplyDeleteYou sneaky dickens! I thought she just stole them though...
ReplyDeleteSeems like a good enough reason to get lung cancer.
ReplyDeleteOff topic but does anyone thing the Kardashians are paying TMZ for their glowing coverage?
ReplyDeleteOh, and big shocker with this blind.
It's very hard to get that smell out....
ReplyDeleteBut Lindsay has always been garbage....can't wait till she really vanishes ....
Yeah, I thought Lindsay just have herself the five finger discount when she left a shoot.
ReplyDeleteEw! She probably does not wear panties either at those photo shoots with the same goal in mind. GROSS!
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like something up her dirty alley. Just because I was curious I looked up her imdb to see what she was doing in 2009, two funny things
ReplyDelete1) She has done nothing notable since mean girls and is 'known" for her kid movies I can't believe she thinks she will get an oscar
2) The poster for Just My Luck is hilarious I snorted out loud! worth a look!
Haha katydid, one of my favorite things is when a LL story starts out as, "Lindsay Lohan, the star of Herbie Fully Loaded, blahblahblah..."
DeleteShe looks like she smells bad. And the poor thing has truly ruined her looks. The stringy hair, the double chins, the cigarette wrinkled skin.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be a dayshift hooker in Atlantic City by the time she's thirty.
Oh Lindsay. I wish I could say I was surprised, but...
ReplyDelete... and Lindsay probably wears those clothes still reeking of tobacco smoke. Why waste money on dry cleaning?
ReplyDeleteAnd how many photo shoots does she do now? Ha none. She seriously screwed herself with everyone knowing what a thief she is. I'm sure they figured out that ploy pretty quickly too.
ReplyDeleteMaybe thats why she is stuck wearing all those horrible outfits lately like at the Liz and Dick premiere....that shit looked like a sewing class project
ReplyDeleteI think it was someone who commented on here earlier this week or last week - if she hadn't ruined her life with drugs and booze, she'd have gone so far in Hollywood because girl's got some hustle, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteAnd didn't she walk off with a fistful of jewels once? Like hundreds of thousands worth? No wonder she's hooking in the UK now...you can't steal from everyone and expect to get hired again....well, she would expect to, but if you're stupid enough to hire her, then you get what you deserve. You've been warned.
ReplyDeleteMarc Jacobs and Company hate her life cause she lifted a whole lota clothes from one their photo shoots for Louis Vuitton and fired her as their model and she was replaced with Naomi Campbell. Kinda ironic considering her seemed to be real cool with Winona stealing from shops....
ReplyDeleteShe is just gross. Her hair is the same color as her skin. Both horribly unnatural. I bet she smells really bad too.
ReplyDeleteShe used to be so cute. I can't believe she's come so far down ...
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/ODTRrT-ONxA
I sort of think she was an ugly kid. She was quite pretty in her Mean Girls days.
ReplyDeleteThis must have happened BEFORE she decided it was easier to "borrow" the clothing & jewelry she wears.
ReplyDeletethe Daily Mail just showed pics of her leaving a hotel or whatever and her arm is BRUISED UP AS HELL
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder is Dina-the-Incubator and sperminator Mike taught any of these kids and values, ethics, morals. Just common fucking decency?!
ReplyDeleteClearly...clearly!...my compassionate plea last month would be wasted on this trick.
I don't think she needs to chain smoke to accomplish this, wouldn't the clothes already smell like a dead fish?
ReplyDeleteI just retched in my mouth a little bit.
ReplyDeleteI doubt she is the only actress or actor or celebrity that smokes while wearing clothes for a photo shoot. Oh, I do believe she does it on purpose to keep the stuff, but celebrities ALWAYS keep the stuff, or at least they expect to. Lohan is just one of the few who are exposed for it because she is obvious about it and hated for it.
ReplyDeleteLook at the date of the blind, 2009. She has been doing this crap for years, yet she still has been getting work.
ReplyDeleteHer parents clearly didn't teach her much...This blind made me feel a bit of sadness for her. Living such a self-indulgent, drug filled, manipulative and manipulated life with little compassion for herself or others.
ReplyDeleteMS Cool, one of the TMZ guys is BFFs with the family. I think maybe they're willing to kiss some butt in return for getting exclusives from them? At least they're honest about the relationship (on their tv show) and don't try to pretend that he's an unbiased source.
ReplyDeleteunless she doesn't steal the outfits
ReplyDeleteWhat a slutty, nasty trick to pull.
ReplyDeleteLook at her parents. She was destined to be a criminal.
ReplyDeleteWeird how a blogger claims to know what other people think and what motivates them.
ReplyDeleteSteppy, do you really think it's weird that narcissistic celebrities talk about all the details of their lives with anyone who will listen to them? Especially when they're drunk/high? Can't you see LiLo bragging about this to her posse?
ReplyDeleteShe seems like someone who'd keep pouring on perfume by the gallon, to offset the smoke. PROTIP: It doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Britney Spears do this same kinda wardrobe stealing/trashing during her breakdown time? Seems like I remember her doing similar back then but I'm not sure.
I really hope they took them back all, "No. It's cool. We'll dry clean them... twice" with a dirty look.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I don't believe she is clever or forward-thinking enough to do this. If she had the level of self-awareness or ability to consider the future results of her immediate actions, she wouldn't be the mess she is these days!
ReplyDeleteMooshki-
ReplyDeleteI really don't know, but since you seem to enjoy made up BS, I could lie to make you happy.