Saturday, January 12, 2013

Blind Item #2

This former A+ list Olympic athlete and now just living off his fame got a ticket while on vacation. No big deal right? The ticket was for public indecency. He was getting orally serviced on the beach by a woman he had picked up in a bar an hour earlier.

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  1. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Phelpsy you dirty birdy.

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  2. I know it's not, but it would be awesome if this was Bruce Jenner. Free Bruce!

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    1. That is exactly what I was gonna say!!!

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    2. Anonymous2:00 PM

      Oh Sunny! Thanks for that image. Now I'm off to make Free Bruce tshirts

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  3. If it is Phelps, well, he is known to have herpes.

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  4. Lol @Sunny, I was just gonna say poor Bruce has to get it somewhere!

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  5. Phelps - he's retired from Olympic competition (Lochte will be back in 2016), and the former was pictured drinking Champagne out of bottles poolside on vacation this week.

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  6. Immediately thought Bruce. We can hope right?

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  7. On the Phelps train, the behavior matches his creepy new mustache.

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  8. Michael Phelps. What a waste of a hot body.

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  9. So Nick Stahl and Fred Willard get arrested for jerking off in a place that is designed for that purpose and it is front page news, but this guy does it in public where anyone can see and it is a blind? Weird.

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  10. I conducted some very valuable research while eating at my favorite eatery the other day. Yes, Subway. I was staring at the 8 ft cutout of Phelps holding up his 6 inch (sandwich, Pervs!), and I held my thumb up sideways to cover up his mouth. I am certain that man would be good lookin if he just got some orthodontics. If my hubs and I can be Mr and Mrs Brace Face right now at 40, so can Phelpsy (Invisalign isn't all that bad, btw)

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    1. @Sunny, my husband just got done with his Invisalign and he looks great, his situation wasn't as bad as Phelps though, I think he's a lost cause poor guy

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    2. Thanks Eve! I love hearing the success stories. I have pronounced buttons on my canine teeth which made me laugh at my reflection the first few days, but I am used to it now.

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  11. Bruce Jenner is far more likely to be this one as it says former athlete & Phelps is supposedly training for the 2016 Olympics.

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  12. @sunny - i know someone who hooked up with him in college (pre-herpes) and he'd be closer to a footlong than a six-inch.

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    1. @cathy
      Hey O!

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    2. Haha @Cathy, same here. She said he was great in bed. Lol.

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  13. @ Cathy - Shut. Up. Now you HAVE to tell us more deets!!!

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  14. @Cathy: LOL - you made me spill my chocolate milk!

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  15. This is Phelps. No way would Bruce Jenner risk getting caught and facing Mama Kris's wrath.

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  16. Phelps most likely and he has to be big in the below the belt area, have you seen those hands??? Oh my! (suddenly hot in here)

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  17. Anonymous11:33 AM

    I've been to the same nude beach twice in Southern California, and I would have worn a public indencency ticket around as a badge of honor hahaha

    And yep, Phelps for this one. He's just gross to me, and ill take the 6 in over a footlong anyday...at subway or in the sack.

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  18. Rulon Gardner, how could you? Those cattle ranchers back home in Wyoming will be so ashamed...

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  19. It's Shawn White!!!

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  20. former A+ list Olympic athlete???

    Someone other than phelps...what about that WINTER OLYMPIC skier who said he skied drunk a couple of times?

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  21. Phelps is hot from the neck down. We used to call that a double bagger but with the herp I guess he's a triple bagger.

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  22. Phelps is in the Bahamas for a poker tournament.

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  23. Just to be different, I'm guessing Sean White or Apollo Ohno.

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  24. Shawn White came to mind for me, too.

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  25. I'd say Lochte because he's such a dumb ho, but I think he is going to be in the next Olympics as well. I kind of like Phelps, but getting a BJ on the the beach by a pickup is kind of gross. Though it was probably dark out.

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  26. Phelps is believable, but the Olympics were recent; I'm not sure I'd call him "former." McKayla Squinchface is still making the rounds, she was at the Miss America pageant.

    Shaun White is a better guess. He's been derping around, donating his hair, getting into brawls.

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  27. @just curious. Bode Miller.

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