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This former A+ list Olympic athlete and now just living off his fame got a ticket while on vacation. No big deal right? The ticket was for public indecency. He was getting orally serviced on the beach by a woman he had picked up in a bar an hour earlier.
Phelps
ReplyDeleteMichael Phelps?
ReplyDeletePhelpsy you dirty birdy.
ReplyDeleteI know it's not, but it would be awesome if this was Bruce Jenner. Free Bruce!
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly what I was gonna say!!!
DeleteOh Sunny! Thanks for that image. Now I'm off to make Free Bruce tshirts
DeleteLochte
ReplyDeleteIf it is Phelps, well, he is known to have herpes.
ReplyDeleteLol @Sunny, I was just gonna say poor Bruce has to get it somewhere!
ReplyDeletePhelps - he's retired from Olympic competition (Lochte will be back in 2016), and the former was pictured drinking Champagne out of bottles poolside on vacation this week.
ReplyDeleteImmediately thought Bruce. We can hope right?
ReplyDeleteOn the Phelps train, the behavior matches his creepy new mustache.
ReplyDeleteMichael Phelps. What a waste of a hot body.
ReplyDeleteSo Nick Stahl and Fred Willard get arrested for jerking off in a place that is designed for that purpose and it is front page news, but this guy does it in public where anyone can see and it is a blind? Weird.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with that!
DeleteI conducted some very valuable research while eating at my favorite eatery the other day. Yes, Subway. I was staring at the 8 ft cutout of Phelps holding up his 6 inch (sandwich, Pervs!), and I held my thumb up sideways to cover up his mouth. I am certain that man would be good lookin if he just got some orthodontics. If my hubs and I can be Mr and Mrs Brace Face right now at 40, so can Phelpsy (Invisalign isn't all that bad, btw)
ReplyDelete@Sunny, my husband just got done with his Invisalign and he looks great, his situation wasn't as bad as Phelps though, I think he's a lost cause poor guy
DeleteThanks Eve! I love hearing the success stories. I have pronounced buttons on my canine teeth which made me laugh at my reflection the first few days, but I am used to it now.
DeleteBruce Jenner is far more likely to be this one as it says former athlete & Phelps is supposedly training for the 2016 Olympics.
ReplyDelete@sunny - i know someone who hooked up with him in college (pre-herpes) and he'd be closer to a footlong than a six-inch.
ReplyDelete@cathy
DeleteHey O!
Haha @Cathy, same here. She said he was great in bed. Lol.
Delete@ Cathy - Shut. Up. Now you HAVE to tell us more deets!!!
ReplyDelete@Cathy: LOL - you made me spill my chocolate milk!
ReplyDeleteThis is Phelps. No way would Bruce Jenner risk getting caught and facing Mama Kris's wrath.
ReplyDeletePhelps most likely and he has to be big in the below the belt area, have you seen those hands??? Oh my! (suddenly hot in here)
ReplyDeleteI've been to the same nude beach twice in Southern California, and I would have worn a public indencency ticket around as a badge of honor hahaha
ReplyDeleteAnd yep, Phelps for this one. He's just gross to me, and ill take the 6 in over a footlong anyday...at subway or in the sack.
@Cathy omg!!!
ReplyDeleteRulon Gardner, how could you? Those cattle ranchers back home in Wyoming will be so ashamed...
ReplyDeleteIt's Shawn White!!!
ReplyDeleteformer A+ list Olympic athlete???
ReplyDeleteSomeone other than phelps...what about that WINTER OLYMPIC skier who said he skied drunk a couple of times?
Phelps is hot from the neck down. We used to call that a double bagger but with the herp I guess he's a triple bagger.
ReplyDeletePhelps is in the Bahamas for a poker tournament.
ReplyDeleteJust to be different, I'm guessing Sean White or Apollo Ohno.
ReplyDeleteShawn White came to mind for me, too.
ReplyDeleteI'd say Lochte because he's such a dumb ho, but I think he is going to be in the next Olympics as well. I kind of like Phelps, but getting a BJ on the the beach by a pickup is kind of gross. Though it was probably dark out.
ReplyDeletePhelps is believable, but the Olympics were recent; I'm not sure I'd call him "former." McKayla Squinchface is still making the rounds, she was at the Miss America pageant.
ReplyDeleteShaun White is a better guess. He's been derping around, donating his hair, getting into brawls.
@just curious. Bode Miller.
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