When you have a staff of people helping you at the office and with your child, you just don't know how tough it is to be a single mom. Bethenny Frankel would disagree with you and is writing a book about being a single mom. You know, for when she has those few minutes each day alone with her daughter she wants you to know it is a struggle and she doesn't know how she can make it everyday and yes, the nannies and the babysitters and the maids and the assistants help, not to mention the millions, but still, don't you want to shell out $35 to read about how Bethenny has it so much harder than you? I can't believe that after five minutes of being single she is writing a book about it being a single mom.
Not like I'd read her book, but Enty, you've been telling us that she's been single, for what, a year now?
ReplyDeleteThis heffa is a pure hustler!
ReplyDeleteWell I for one ain't buyin'!!!
Delete@Chris i wouldnt buy it either! Im a real single mom!:)
DeleteGive me strength. It must be a real pain in the ass scheduling all the 'help'.
ReplyDeleteLooks like the baby wants to escape.
ReplyDeleteCuz she's being rolled around in an OFFICE CHAIR!
DeleteThat is a strange looking stroller.
DeleteWow, Enty really hates this woman! I don't think she's that bad.
ReplyDeleteWtf is up with that stroller?! It probably costs more than I make in a year, but it looks uncomfortable. The kid is sorta laying down in an upright position. Odd.
@TuxedoCat, hahaha that's exactly how I imagine it!
ReplyDelete"Ok, this nanny called out sick but I have a reservation for lunch at the Four Seasons so let me get ______ to fill in her shift."
I bet it will be a comical take on motherhood, like Jenny McCarthy's books. I know I'll buy it! Yes, I'm part of the reason she keeps producing things. You're welcome :)
ReplyDeleteThat is a cool ass stroller.
ReplyDelete(Well, insofar as strollers can be cool ass.)
No words.
ReplyDeleteSincerely,
A REAL single mom.
I'm with @lc on this.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I would not read a word of hers on how being a single mom is such a challenge - she has a plethora of resources that so many others would only dream about.
She's a piece of sh*t
ReplyDeleteCan't stand this phony
ReplyDeleteI'm not shelling out $35 for shit. My attempts to support Bethanny's products ended abruptly when I tried her nasty, carcinogen filled Skinny Cocktails that taste like plastic legos.
ReplyDeleteSo gross.
DeleteI got a bottle of skinnygirl as a present and i ended up dumping it out.
Tasted horrible and made my toungue feel like I licked a battery.
Thank God I'm not a single Mom. I have a Step Daughter but we have no plans of having our own. I don't really want them. But Bethenny Frankel? Wow, what a piece of work. I was going through the oldest blinds on blindgossip and there was one on their called just like Legally Blonde, where a celebrity fitness expert would rather have been convicted of murder than let her fans know that she'd had some work done. Bethenny was suspected to be the subject of that blind, which sadly said that she has a very serious eating disorder, purging constantly, her husband can't handle it anymore and they were going to split, what's more she's also quoted as saying that she's always had an eating disorder, always been dieting.
ReplyDeleteI too tried the skinny cosmo and spit it out right away. Alcohol needs sugar bitch! So it doesn't taste like alcohol.
ReplyDeleteHope her show gets canceled quick
ReplyDeleteStrange looking stroller? that's a strange looking bitch! Absolutely cannot stand this woman or anything about this woman-she married a gay guy and bartered a child for Pete's sake, just to bankroll more money; she's disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI hate this woman.
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ReplyDeleteThe 4moms origami stroller. Ridiculously overpriced.
ReplyDeleteHa! If her butt itches she’d write a book about it. She would bottle her farts and sell them if she could make a buck.
ReplyDeleteBethenny is still trying to live her life like an episode of SATC. Obviously, Jason is Aidan, who she was using as filler during one of her on/off cycles with Big (Lichtenstein). She’s been blabbing about how they’ve been friends for 20 years, right? So why was she ever in fear of being on the street? WTF was up with all of those “how am I going to get $2,150 for rent?” freak-outs every month if she could have easily stayed in one of his properties? He might not have been a billionaire for 20 years, but he probably had plenty of money compared to her. Mr. Big couldn’t float her some cash when she was strapped? Okay, so she was just blowing smoke up our asses for the cameras.
Plot twist! Bethenny got pregnant during her hook-up w/ Jason and now he’s in her life full-time instead of his original role of a bit player created to make Big jealous. But guess what? This is PERFECT timing for her own reality spin-off! Bravo will pay for the wedding! Her Skinny Girl swill is taking off, too? Jackpot.
Blast from the Past: Now that she’s got the family unit and $$ coming out of her ears, surprise! Big comes back like a bad penny and he’s sniffing her butt. Which is what she wanted ALL ALONG.
I bet Bethenny never wanted that 2nd baby with Jason. That was not in the script. He’d served his purpose and it was time for him to GTFO already. She threw Aidan away to chase Big and we all know that once the conquest is over, familiarity breeds contempt w/ guys like him.
Wake up, girl! That was a freakin’ TV show. THIS WILL NOT END WELL FOR YOU.
@PuggleWug - that's what I was thinking! That baby looks STUFFED in there and just about to fall out - it looks much too small for her and yet I bet it cost half of my yearly salary.
ReplyDelete@CNAD Reader!
ReplyDeleteOMG BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That strollers really holds kids Hanmibal Lecther style?
ReplyDeleteShe picked the stroller that would show off the kid to the paps.
ReplyDeleteGo mum!
Nicely done, @CDAN Reader!
ReplyDeletemilk every stage in her life for a check
ReplyDeletemust be sad to need so much attention. being a single mom isn't whats hard. having no back up is hard. she can afford backup.
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