Ashley Judd And Dario Franchitti Have Split

It took a decade for Dario Franchitti to come to his senses but he finally did and now Ashley Judd and Dario have split. They released a joint statement but you know it was all Ashley who wrote it and produced it and directed it and Dario probably just wanted to get on with his life. Ashley said in the statement there would be nothing but love between them forever. Uh huh. Can you imagine the fights? Ashley is not exactly known for being a wall flower. I think I once had a kindness about Ashley and it was just so out of character for her that I really did not want to give the impression to everyone she was nice, but it was about animals. Maybe she has a softer spot in her heart for animals than she does for humans. Anyway, they have both moved on now and Ashley can get back to her monkeys and castle. Too much? Yeah, probably.