It's Friday so what better day to share another dating profile. This winner comes from a reader who got a message from this guy. The only thing in the subject line were the words Law Enforcement.
Well, she had to click, and this is what was on his profile.
PICTURES UPON REQUEST.... OR BETTER YET, YOU CAN VIEW MY CAM ON THE POF CHAT :)..(I WILL have my cloths on btw)
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Side Note:
I am not looking for a forever, but I am looking for a nice long run and good friendship.
Nothing last forever. Even the coolest people ever never stay together with each other. Even if you manage to grow old, death will eventually catch up and you and your partner will be separated.
The more independent a person can be, the less they would need to stay with anybody, yet, it is always nice to share with another.
With the above said, I am looking to share an awesome friendship for a long run.
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I am just a good boy. I am honest, loyal, drama free, and an awesome kisser.
Something important is that I do not want to make new babies. I don't mind going out with a mom, but I just don't want to make new kids..
Do you like Ceder Point? Jim Carey movies? The Detroit Science Museum? That would be freaking cool!!
My ideal girl to build an amazing friendship would be:
- Cute, sexy, gorgeous, super model type, a complete Goddess sex symbol, super hot!!!! (you get the idea)
- Smart / Intelligent.
- Confident. (--- this is part of being super hot, big hint there)
- Independent.
Yes, I have been on POF before, and here are some other important points:
1. I have a hard time being attracted to overweight ladies. Just putting it on a nice way its just not my deal.
2. My body type could qualify as slender or fit?? I don't know, so set it up as avarage but I am slender than most guys specially around my age...
In other news....
OMG. systolic blood pressure below 120.. I have never seen my systolic blood pressure that low since ever...
One day I will be rich, but that I gotta keep it down low cuz I dont want chicks for my money. I'd like to think they want me for my body instead.. and my super awesome personality..
I tend to think too fast and my fingers arent as fast of as my mind, so if you are reading something and it doesnt make sense... then I have an excuse...
FAQ Section:
Q. I noticed that you don't drink on your profile. Do you mind if I drink?
A. Baby, feel free to slam all the drinks you want. I would be more than glad to be your designated driver and I promise I will try not to take too much advantage of you. :)
Q. My body is not like a super model. Would you still like me?
A. No, I only date hot super model types. (-- that was sarcasm btw...)
Q. I see you are non-religious. Are you going to give me a hard time because I am a Christian?
A. No (-- that wasn't sarcasm.)
Q. Do you like kids?
A. Yes, I like kids. They are fun and I don't mind hanging out with them. I just don't want to make new kids.
Q. You sound like a badass. Are you mean?
A. No, I am actually a sweet type of guy, so I have been told.
Q. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
A. If I only would have the answer of that one.
Q. My profile says I am in Michigan, but I am actually traveling through Europe right now. Do you still want to chat?
A. No.
Q. I am in Africa and I need some money to get out of my hotel. Would you help me?
A. No.
Q. Do you like ice cream?
A. Yes, I looove ice cream. Let's get some.