Jimmy Fallon, Bruce Springsteen & LMFAO

Jimmy Fallon dressed as Neil Young? Bruce Springsteen dressed as Courteney Cox era Bruce? Both singing a LMFAO song? Brilliant. Now I will be singing "I work out" all day.

Jaime Pressly Needs A New Camera

Jaime Pressly has a new boyfriend and swears that this time she has found the right one. She says that everytime and then within a year realizes she has made the same mistake again. She has horrible luck with guys. She likes guys who take the bad boy thing to the extreme. That is fun at the beginning but crashes and burns quickly. Plus she has a son now so really needs to be careful. Anyway she took the new guy on vacation and might I suggest that while she is spending some of that hard earned money that she looks into buying a new camera. It is like she took these photos from a cell phone camera from the a decade ago. Oh, and maybe buy something to eat. Damns she is skinny. Not like Angelina Jolie heroin is a slow killer skinny but still, really thin.

Oprah Better Stock Up On Coke - Bobbi Kristina Coming To Her Show

So now that Oprah is over on OWN does she have people still come over to be interviewed or is she strictly going to their place. If Oprah is having them over she may want to stock up on coke, because Oprah has landed an interview with Bobbi Kristina. I don't know why this is such a big deal. It will be a puff piece and will not be one hard question. Has Oprah ever asked a hard question of any celebrity? As far as Oprah is concerned, John Travolta is having sex with his wife five times a day and Tom Cruise and Scientology? Scandal? Huh? Oprah has never heard of such a thing.

I don't think Oprah likes Bobby Brown so if Bobbi Kristina wants to say something bad about Bobby, Oprah will probably let that go.

Blind Items Revealed

December 12, 2011

This foreign born A list movie actor who has not done much with his A list status so is probably slipping to B has run through many women during his time in Hollywood. The problem is they all know of his umm shortcomings in the bedroom. Not only his tiny endowment, but also the fact that he has some premature problems if you know what I mean. He tried dating women from other countries, but they also caught on so now our actor has dated two people in the past two months. Both of them are high school seniors. Legal, but are so excited about dating him they don't care that he is awful in bed and his ego has never been bigger.

Gerard Butler

Gwyneth Paltrow Cooks Again

The Goopster went onto television to cook again. This is the second or third time I have watched her cook and everytime it is either chicken alone or chicken and dumplings. It is like she is confident in this one dish and has memorized it to the point where she can make it and chat at the same time and not have to think about it. She was on a program with Mario Batali who probably is the one who gave her the recipe. Hell, he probably gave her every recipe in her new cookbook. Do you really in your heart think The Goopster made every dish in her new cookbook? She was being her usual annoying self on the show. She told the audience she does not diet and eats whatever she wants and then works out 90 minutes a day to make up for it.

I made this a separate paragraph because this is where she is so f**king misleading and really makes me way to angry for a Saturday morning. She might not "diet," but she eats way less food than the rest of us and to her, macrobiotic and all that is not dieting. Think about eating only say 1000 calories and working out 90 minutes a day. What do you think is going to happen to you? You are going to look like a stick aka an Olsen twin or The Goopster.

Bridal Shower While Your Husband To Be Is Still Married

How desperate are you to get married that you need to have a bridal shower while your husband to be is still married to his ex-wife? The whole Tiki Barber/Traci Lynn Johnson things has been a mess from day one and has been the downfall of Tiki. In case you are not up to speed on this mess, let me give you a recap. Tiki was married to a woman for 11 years. He got her pregnant with twins. Prior to her getting pregnant he started having sex with a college student. During his wife's pregnancy with twins he walked out on their marriage so he could keep having sex with a college student. He lost his job and people hate him but he is still getting married to the student who is now 24. Tiki's ex is making his life miserable as she should. Traci wants to get married and is having a bridal shower and wants to get married the day after the divorce is final.

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This C list actress got smashed this weekend and pulled out the old cellphone to make a few calls. She ended up calling a contact at a popular magazine and told a story that she will regret coming out in the mags next week.

Kaley Cuoco Gets Disengaged

Why is that when you end an engagement, the engagement is off, and not disengaged? Whatever you want to call it, Kaley Cuoco is not engaged anymore and I am not sure that many people even noticed she was engaged. I think I wrote a blind about her engagement. Do you think that jinxed it? She was not engaged very long. It was like four or five months at the most. That is if you count from October until today. The guy she was engaged to was an addiction specialist. Those guys freak me out. I always feel like they are one step away from getting addicted to something themselves. Plus they smoke a lot. Do you watch Big Bang Theory? It sure does seem to be on a lot. I think it is good, but I don't think it is the best show ever but it feels like it has been on forever.

Random Photos Part Three

Happy 50th birthday to Sabado Gigante. Even if you don't speak Spanish, watch it one Saturday night. You will love it.
Brad Pitt takes Maddox out guitar shopping.
Bruce Willis and his wife on a double date with Sylvester Stallone and his wife who you can see in the background.
Carey Mulligan filming her next movie.
Courtney Robertson gets ready for The Bachelor announcement next week.
Diane Kruger shops. And she did not do it in a designer dress.
I still don't understand how the broken foot kept Halle Berry from presenting at the Oscars.
The Hogwarts model used in the movies is set to go on display for the first time ever.
Jessica Simpson in Laguna Beach.

Random Photos Part Two

Kate Beckinsale reads to kids about chocolate and how Nestle thinks it is one of the major food groups. I agree.
Katy Perry shows off her grandma panties to the world.
Kristen Stewart goes for one big leather thing even including her shoes.
Salma Hayek just goes for something more traditional. She looks good.
Kate Upton walking a runway in Mexico City.
Kanye West is selling these shoes for $5300 each. Would you buy them?
Lana Del Rey makes her way out of Katsuya and
makes sure she has that cigarette ready to go.
Lindsay Lohan also is a fan of cigarettes and trying to hide her puffiness by dressing as a nun.

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Mariah Carey christens some new Disney ship and then
dresses up like Minnie Mouse for Neil Patrick Harris.
Natalie Portman shows off the wedding ring she bought herself.
Speaking of rings this one belongs to Amber Rose who is
engaged to Wiz Khalifa.
Snooki goes the baggy route to hide the pregnancy.
Taylor Kitsch keeps promoting John Carter even though no one is going to go.
Avril Lavigne's new music video is basically her walking around trying on different lingerie.
Zac Efron on the way to do an interview where he spoke about his dropped condom.

David Letterman & Neil Patrick Harris

How can you go wrong when you put these two together?

Victoria Beckham Says No To Spice Girls

All of the Spice Girls were supposedly planning a one off show as part of the Olympics and the debut of a musical about their songs. Think Mamma Mia. Anyway, at one point all of the members of the group were on board, but Victoria Beckham has decided she does not want to be a part of it because she says that is her past and design and fashion are her future and would rather just forget she was ever a part of it. I think what she should realize is that she would have no part of her life without the Spice Girls. None. Zip. Nada. She should be grateful and embrace it and be thankful.

Nick Cannon Says He Has Lupus - Kind Of

Even Nick Cannon does not know exactly what is wrong with him. He says that he has an autoimmune disease like Lupus, but it is not Lupus. So what is it? He never says. He just says that he will continue to suffer health issues for the rest of his life. I noticed that none of these issues started until after he got together with Mariah Carey. Stress? Body breaking down? Nick almost died a few months ago when blood clots floated to his lungs. He also has kidney disease and the proud father of dem babies, and the worst baby names of all time.

Four For Friday - The Tutor

Don't forget that every Saturday I reach into the cushions of my parent's couch and find a blind item to reveal that has never been revealed before. Could be from last year or three years ago. Also, make sure you follow me on Twitter (the birdie link is over there somewhere)---------> because I post blind items there that I don't do on here. Plus observations from my daily life.

So, as you may know, when you are a minor and on a film set or a television set, you still need to go to school. Well, to take care of that thorny issue, tutors are hired and pretend to work with the children until they can be called back to the set and work.

I wrote about one tutor way back in the day, but wanted to tell you about a guy who was a particularly vile guy. He died not too long ago and he took the virginity of about half a dozen celebrities you would know but all told he probably did the same thing to 50 or 60 teens. It might have been more. No one ever did or said anything about it. One time one actress complained and she was fired. Another time an actress told the tutor that she actually had lost her virginity to an actor on the show so the tutor made up some thing about the actor and had him fired. The tutor did not like to share. The tutor would eventually be accused of sexual assault or he would get some girl pregnant and he would move on to another studio or another employer. He never had any trouble getting hired.

#1 - One actress who was A list back in the day when the tutor slept with her and is now probably a B- with some big time tabloid relationships in her past once said the tutor slept with every teen under 16 on the cast of her show. To do that he must have been very busy because there were about 100 teens that walked through that show at some point.

#2 & #3- This actress who was B list at the time it happened and on a very hit network comedy show says the tutor is the reason so many of her relationships now are so messed up and that she started taking drugs to ease the pain. This actress had one more middling show after the first. The second was a spin off. As a point of reference she also said that after the tutor had sex with her, her co-star (A list at the time and now a reality C) and very famous user of women had sex with her too almost everyday even though he would sleep with different women at night.

#4 - More recently, the tutor made his way through several networks which cater to children. He found lots and lots of teens there. His most recent assault, because lets face it that is what they are, happened on the set of a very hit tween show. Like very very hit tween show which is still airing. The second lead female co-star had just turned 17 when she was assaulted by the guy. She complained to the head of the show who had been a television star himself and he fired the tutor. It turns out the tutor had sex with two of his former co-stars on a hit network show back in the day.

Your Turn

Your celebrity sex list. The celebrities your significant other says does not count as cheating if you manage to get lucky with them.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH hip-hop mogul likes to give his plus-size mom and aunt his exclusive American Express Black Card to go on carte blanche spending sprees in New York City?

The only problem is that the hefty ladies hit up swanky boutiques that never carry clothes in their sizes

Happy Birthday Daniel Craig

Ask and you shall receive. A Daniel Craig birthday photo fiesta.

Family Kept Woman Locked In Closet For Six Years

I guess the very rich manage to hang on to their money because they do things like Annie George did. Annie is 39, and her husband who died last year hired a woman from India to take care of their four children. The woman was an illegal immigrant. The George family agreed to pay her $1000 a month. Instead, they paid her about half that and made her work 17 hours daily 7 days a week and kept her locked in a closet for almost six years when she was not working. A tip to the National Human Trafficking Center saw the home raided and the woman rescued. Besides facing jail time, Ms. George also owes the woman about $250,000 in back wages.

Ted C Blind Item

If anyone's ever wondered at least one of the reasons why Caesar Anchovy-Arse likes to abuse his stunning wife, Strippa Rip-Ya, who never has really figured out how best to confront her B-list hubby, we have a major clue comin' your way.

It's not just Caesar's "unbearable temper" (as mutual friends put it), or his penchant for guzzling beer instead of drinking up his wife's beautiful bod and personality, it's that Caesar has a penchant for other temptations. Pretty typically seedy, too. Wanna hear what they are?

"[Caesar] loves nothing more than to head down to Mexico, check into a place on the beach and do all the drugs he can," says a professional friend to the not exactly charming star. "And then when he's high enough, he'll have sex with anything and everything. Men, women, whatever, doesn't make a difference to him."

Wow. No wonder Caesar's always been so passive-aggressively hell-bent on making his wife's life major crapola. He's not that into her! Makes complete sense.

"I don't think he's ever really come to terms with the fact that he's bisexual," surmised the Anchovy-Arse source. "That's a major area of denial in his life. It's pretty consistent that he's treated [Strippa] like he has. He doesn't respect her. He doesn't respect himself."

Which is probably why Caesar goes out of his way to play the hetero-card, once he's back home in the States. Now, as tempting as it is to start feeling a pang o' sympathy for Caesar, we beg you not to:

Caesar went into his marriage knowing full he had other sexual needs. But he wanted a family.

And on top of that, it's not like Caesar's some huge-butt star with a massive following—he'd certainly survive if it became publicly known he swings both ways.

I mean, we're not talkin' George Clooney or Brad Pitt-level here.

And It Ain't: Matthew Broderick, Mark Consuelos, Josh Kelley

The Worst Dress Ever

It takes a lot to ever hope to reach the heights of wearing the worst dress ever, but Adrienne Bailon has scaled those heights. Last night she wore the dress above. As you can see, it has some kind of sheet you tuck into your belt. It also has the nasty habit of lifting up every few seconds. Adrienne knowing this of course decided to go commando under the dress, so every few seconds, the world was treated to the fact that Adrienne probably should wax and not use a razor. Razor burn. On the bright side, this is cheaper than an ad on Backpage.

Lane Garrison Is Trying A Little Too Hard

You know, if Courtney Stodden ever gets tired of Doug Hutchinson, she might want to give Lane Garrison a call. The guy is willing to put on a show for the cameras. She will probably get beaten a time or two but he can definitely pretend everything is great. Earlier this week the police were called to Lane's house because of a domestic violence situation with his girlfriend, former Playmate, Ashley Mattingly. No one was arrested, but when the police came they did arrange for Lane to go to the hospital. Hmmm. Yeah, just what I was thinking too. So, yesterday paps saw Lane and Ashley and he started kissing her and groping her to show that everything is all good. From what I hear, he might need another trip to the hospital soon.

Robert Pattinson Loves Going To Sex Clubs

Apparently Robert Pattinson has got some fetishes and he is not shy about letting anyone know and even lets his father come with him when they go to sex clubs. I cannot imagine actually having sex anywhere near my father or watching it or anything like that. Robert though says he has no problems at all with it and that he has a very close knit family. Does this mean he would bring his mother too? So, if you are in Berlin and head to the KitKatClub and you see a family of three all cheering each other on, you will know Robert Pattinson is there with his family.

Lindsay Lohan On Fallon

Did you watch Lindsay Lohan on Jimmy Fallon last night? Yes, it looks like she is still suffering from what I now call lip implosion and she is definitely puffy, especially while seated, but I am an honest guy and she was not half bad on the show last night. It will be interesting to see what happens tomorrow on Saturday Night Live. If anyone watches it on the east coast, let me know if there is anything I need to pay attention to or to set my drink down and focus.

Amazing Race Assistant Pleads Guilty To Drug Charges

So much for that initial spin about muggings and poisoning, Kathryn Fuller plead guilty yesterday to coke possession in Uganda, paid a fine and was released. Apparently the country believes more in fines than jail time, as long as you can afford it. The assistant to Amazing Race producer, Jeff Ric was in a wheelchair and is partially paralyzed after ingesting some bad coke. The cab driver who sold Jeff and Kathryn the bad coke has also been arrested. Kathryn is headed back to her home in South Africa. She refused to discuss what kind of relationship she had with her boss who was married with children when he died.

Britney Spears Settles With Former Bodyguard

After a year or so of Britney Spears' former bodyguard sharing stories of Britney's outrageous behavior and sexual harassment, Britney finally settled her case out of court. I think the main reason for settling is that Britney did not want to have to hear about these things she did and I think people would have been riveted as the guy talked about Britney walking around naked and things she said to him and the way she treated her children so it was best to get it over with. I do know the screening process to being a bodyguard has now changed. That does not mean Britney is still not doing the same stuff, you just will not hear about it anymore.

Nicollette Sheridan Talks About Being Hit By Marc Cherry

Am I the biggest fan of Nicollette Sheridan? Nope. I'm not even a fan of her at all actually. However, I don't think it is ever right for a guy to hit a woman and Marc Cherry and ABC have admitted Marc hit Nicollette. Yesterday she said it was a very hard slap and that she was humiliated and embarrassed. Well yeah, it happened in front of everyone and she demonstrated on her attorney yesterday what it was like. Marc and ABC say it was a light tap. Whatever it was, as soon as Marc was cleared by ABC he fired Nicollette. They owe her and I hope ABC loses.