Tina Simpson Is Boozing Like Crazy

The new Star Magazine says that Tina Simpson is boozing and that it is out of control and it is all blamed on the fact that Joe Simpson is dating a bunch of younger guys. The thing is she probably has known about the guys for a long time. The booze might be because it has gone public or maybe she just has always had a booze problem. Whatever the reason, Jessica Simpson is of course worried that her mom is going to lose it completely and be a drunken mess and "spiral out of control." Tina is apparently using hard liquor. I know, I know. No beer or Alizee for Tina she is going for the hard stuff. I don't want her to have a drinking problem, but I could just imagine her sitting on a couch in the dark sipping on a bottle of Jack while she mumbles about Ashlee's dance on SNL and her fondness for John Mayer's butt and the hugs of Nick Lachey while cursing Joe and listening to Jessica's songs on shuffle.