Monday, December 03, 2012

Taylor Swift & Harry Styles Already Have A Baby

Yesterday, Taylor Swift used some of the $57M she earned last year and got in her private jet and flew to New York to spend time with Harry Styles from One Direction. Showing that she is fully committed to the relationship of one month, Taylor promised to follow harry wherever he is on the ends of the earth and showed him the baby she had picked out for when they get engaged and married sometime in the next two weeks. So, maybe that is not exactly how it went down, but they did go to the Central Park Zoo yesterday and Taylor was carrying a baby and probably said something to freak Harry out which will be turned into a song for her next year while One Direction may not even exist next year as they are getting close to the implosion zone.


31 comments:

  1. Two words: bunny boiler.

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  2. I love that she writes songs about jerky men. Sets the tone right away. "Dont screw with me, ir u momma will be singing about it!" Lol

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  3. She sure moved on from Connor fast.
    Stay single for awhile girl.

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  4. She's cute. Not a fan of her music, but I do think she's talented.

    And yeah because she's carrying a baby - probably a baby of a friend or a relative - she's TOTALLY super stalker clingy crazy girl. (MAJOR EYEROLL) Get a grip, Enty.

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  5. I think it's odd to bring a baby, if that's a DATE with a guy in his early 20's. I think at that guy's age, a baby causes their feet to just book it, involuntarily.

    She seems to get so serious, very fast---what about buying that home near Kennedy on like their 2nd date? I certainly HOPE she only made that deal to eventually sell it to the Kennedys, but if she didn't----WHOA NELLY.

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  6. LOL!! thanks for the laugh - I really needed it this Monday morning! Enty, you should think about doing standup....

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  7. Does anyone else feel like Enty is really overstepping the boundaries of gossipy posts with this one? This is basically a made up story. The headline is completely untrue. It is one thing to point to a real story and use it as evidence of how clingy a celebrity is. But this isn't her baby, and nothing in her carrying a baby indicates that she is clingy with Harry Styles.

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  8. Anonymous6:51 AM

    So she's kissing a lot of frogs to find her prince. Meh, not a big deal to me. Guys can shag a thousand girls and rate them in little black books to show their friends, and no one blinks an eye. I think of Taylor's songs as something similar. Until she holds one of her exes hostage, I'm not worried.

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  9. If the runors about Harry and the BBC DJ are true, I'll be convinced Taylor gets off on bearding.

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  10. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Seachica, I see what you mean. The Taylor is clingy meme is already out there, fair or not, so gossip bloggers use it to generate traffic to their sites. I'm not upset by it, but it is misleading.

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  11. She is the biggest beard in history. THE END.

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  12. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Jemtastic: Taylor may be a fruit fly (or fag hag, though I'm not keen on that term, fruit fly is a bit friendlier). Think about it: she can date lots of cute guys with no pressure of intimacy. It may explain why she turned her nose up so bad at John Mayer for reasons other than possible BO. He's not gay, best I can tell. He likes being nasty with women too much and I don't see Taylor going along with his supposed 'steamer' tendencies.

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  13. My niece knows her One Direction, and this baby is ALWAYS with them. Someone from their crew is the mom. It's a little weird that Taylor has the baby, MAJOR PHOTO OP.

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  14. Thanks for the info, LottaColada....I am SO not cool. I've never heard a Bieber song nor a One Direction....and I only heard a Katy Perry song ONCE---by accident, in a store. Gaga too (ducking). Oh ! And one TS song, "Mean", on an awards show--but I've read her lyrics plenty, on friggin gossip sites, of course! ha!

    The misfit-80's high-schooler in me thinks NOT knowing these things make me cool. Where's my black lipstick?

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  15. This whole post has me so effing confused. Whose baby is this? What are they doing? Did she adopt? What is proper grammar?

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  16. oooo - fruit fly - never heard that *files it in my vocabulary* Thanks!

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  17. "Fruit Fly"...love it!

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  18. Anonymous7:36 AM

    What? You hadn't heard fruit fly? I've been saying it for years! I consider myself a bit of one, which is why I can appreciate Taylor.

    Fruit fly is the term, pass it along! :-D

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  19. That baby belongs to Harry's stylist's. She and her husband were there with them. This picture just doesn't show it.

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  20. We 'fruit flies' appreciated this term, because the word 'hag' doesn't fit an energetic, fit 20-something. 'Fly' sure does.


    (Btw, I sure 'love' 'quotation' marks.....and ellipses. And CAPS. Why do people attack the armpit...my comments are INSUFFERABLY punctuated!!!)

    Sorry, musing aloud. carry on.

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  21. Dlisted has this story too. They've also got pics of the stylist with Harry, Taylor, & the baby.

    I'd say buying a mansion right next to your boyfriend's family compound RIGHT after you start dating is a wee bit bunny boiler type clingy. Sometimes rumors start for a reason.

    Run Harry run!

    Also isn't this guy gay? I saw a pic on twitter of one of the other members with his hand on Harry's bum.

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  22. Does this girl ever not beard?

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  23. Can't she just date a millionaire or a hotel chain owner like the rest of us gals?

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  24. The baby is Harry's goddaughter and belongs to a Obe Direction stylist who was there along with her husband. If you look at other pics, the family is frequently seen with the band. Seems like there is a possibility that Taylor did not go to NYC just to stalk Harry but she is there ahead of her performance at MSG later this week. Not everything has to so dramatic - I think they are young and cute and an adorable couple.

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    1. One Direction - I need to spell check

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  25. Libby - I like the explanation points!!!!

    ;)

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  26. And yes fruit fly is a much kinder term. I was happy to ditch fag hag bc I'm definitely not a hag!

    Fruit Flies Unite!

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  27. Well I like her music. I try not to, but it's so damn catchy. That baby is CUTE!

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  28. Cute kid. By that I mean everyone except Taylor. Why does she dress worse than my older, spinster librarian cousin? I'm in my 30's and I don't dress that matronly. Jesus Christ girl, you're 20. Everything about her just annoys the shit out of me, like Beiber. But I do love her "Trouble" song.

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  29. oh FFS. "Overstepping the gossip bounds?"

    Are you for real? HUMOUR.

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  30. They just share diet tips and super skinny pants, nothing to see here.

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