Robert Pattinson shows his MTV colors in NYC.
Rene Zellweger and her guy take a trip out of New York.
Sarah Jessica Parker takes her twins out for their shoplifting lesson.
Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer hang out with their twins.
Snooki is very very short and Jwoww is not that tall, but next to Snooki even Tom Cruise looks like a giant.
Demi Lovato doing the conservative thing again.
Even Britney Spears was a little conservative.
Taylor Swift does not actually buy anything at the grocery store, but does like to walk around and look.
Tiffani Theissen is ready for her 70's and cruise life.
Not good looks for either Tiffani or Brit.
ReplyDeleteRenee looks guilty and her bf looks wore the fuck out.
ReplyDeleteRenee's boyfriend is wearing some bad jeans. Renee should buy him some designer ones. COME ON!
ReplyDeleteAnna looks fantastic after having twins...
ReplyDelete@goes in circles, it's probably from being in bed for 13 days straight.
ReplyDeleteAlso, wtf is with the shoplifting comment regarding SJP and her girls? Is that a blind item reveal?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Tiffani Theissen likes to STRETCH and KICK!
ReplyDelete*karen*, I think it is! A month or so ago, I think? Something about a fashionista who shoplifts, and SJP was the popular guess.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm thinking Renee Z. is today's guess as well.
*snorting at Jason B.E.'s comment*
ReplyDeleteSally O'Malley! Well-played, sir. Well-played.
SJP's assistant or makeup artist or something was busted for shoplifting last week.
ReplyDeleteUgh, Taylor Swift needs a good beating.
ReplyDeleteStephen Moyer, hot, that is all.
ReplyDeleteCathy = thanks for the explanation, I was confused too!
ReplyDeleteheh heh Renee you go get it girl, they looked so fucked out HAHAHA and still tightly joined at the hands, I love it.
Yes, Jason!!!
ReplyDeleteAside from the outfit, she looks great, though. Mr. Disco and I got all giddy the other night when we realized it's only 5 weeks until White Collar starts back up. LOVE that show. Which also brings me to my Christmas wish for Enty... Pleeeeeeaaaaase may I have some Matt Bomer pics???
@discoflux I love white collar too... And Matt bomer! X
DeleteI second discoflux's request!!!
ReplyDeleteTiffani Thiessen is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteBritney looks like she's going to glamour night at the Grand Ole Opry.
SJP's twins are cute, but she looks horrid here.
Squinty Swift needs to go away.
I guess Renee is the answer to the 13 days in bed with her new boyfriend...and Demi and Brit Brit are the answers to the co-workers.
ReplyDeleteTiffany...what is up with her body??? She looks bizarre...like her lower half is super tiny and the upper half is normal.
O Tiffany, please never ever ever wear that again.. holy crap thats one bad fitting
ReplyDeleteand theres just something so off putting abt that taylor swift.. phony
ReplyDeleteI am also confused by the SJP shoplifting comment...past blind? Future blind?
ReplyDeleteI think Tiffani might be in costume for a role......
Not a good look for TAT. No hips!
ReplyDeleteI remember the 'fucked out' phase..
ReplyDelete*daydreams*
A few weeks ago SJP's assistant was arrested at an airport in Europe (in the Nordics, I think) for shoplifting. SJP was there and missed her flight as a result. I think this is what the comment is alluding to.
ReplyDeleteBritney is proof that some women CAN get super muscular...despite every personal trainer telling you that you can't! Which is why I stick to Pilate and Barre!
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with being a strong woman, just saying I hate ignorant personal trainers!
You go Renee! Just remember to pack your cranberry juice!
ReplyDeleteDoes Britney's arm look weird to you guess too?
ReplyDeleteGuess = guys
DeleteYes. I thought she & Dolph Lundgren traded arms for a split second.
DeleteAm I the only one who is thrilled to see Demi back as the gorgeous brunette she is? The girl looks fabulous with long, dark locks.
ReplyDeleteSnooki is 4'8". I'm embarassed I know that, and embarassed we still watch Jersey Shore. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI love SJP, always have, no matter what. I guess because deep down, I really want her to be Carrie Bradshaw. I started watching SATC when I was 15...pivotal years, I learned a lot from those ladies.
I respect stars' privacy, but I really want to see the Paquin-Moyer twins. Sookeh!
@cornbread I was the same age when I started watching too!
DeleteLearnt a lot then and still learning now haha :) x
It would be awesome to spend 13 days in bed with my husband! 13 hours, 13 minutes, whatever! There just isn't enough time in the day. Sad that the spouses are the ones who suffer when things get busy. Kids HAVE to get fed, off to school, laundry HAS to get done, gas HAS to be put in the car, etc. Need some hubby time!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I've really enjoyed SJP in was "Square Pegs" and LA Story, to be totally honest.
ReplyDeleteAw, Renee. You've got your Bridget hair back. HURRAH.
All I have to say is that outfit gives Tiffani Thiessen a Gumby looking body. Not good.
ReplyDeleteOh and Jwowwwww. Tighter and shorter does not = sexier
I was so glad to hear the shoplifting charge qualified...I just couldn't imagine Sarah Jessica Parker doing something that wrong, thoughtless or stupid.
ReplyDeleteShe must be loving that the girls are old enough to start wearing non-baby clothes.
Robert Pattinson just lost whatever shreds of cred he may have possessed. MTV coat, indeed.
ReplyDeleteSJP's girls look do cute and adorable.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Swift looks like one of those freaky Stepford Wives
ReplyDeleteTaylor looks like a mannequin in every photo
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Brit's arm looks weird!
ReplyDeleteJ Woww's FACE. Horrible!!! She was a pretty girl before.
ReplyDeleteBritney' looks bad in her outfit, but I would sure as hell rather have a solid tricep muscle showing than fleshy, baggy saggy old lady arms.
Tiffani please FIRE that stylist. You look like an old 3rd world gal with no hips. Too beautiful to try that look.
ReplyDeleteJWow! Why did you do that to your face, babe?
Brit, why won't they let you rest. Your arms aren't quite as lovely as Dolph's but they are close.
Demi, I see you are sticking to a slimming black outfit.
I'm so happy for Stephen and Anna. I wish them well.
SJP girls are so cute!
ReplyDeleteIs that an rptaz/kstew reveal? I thought they were pr.. So confused!
ReplyDeleteAnyone remember the blind a couple years back about a New York based actress who would steal shoes by using her kid(s) as a diversion while trying on more pairs than the store could keep track of, and then hiding the shoes in the stroller and leaving with them? Popular guesses were SJP and Jennifer Garner. I thought SJP then, because Jen Garner is not known for fabulous shoes but SJP and her characters are. Anyway, THAT'S what I thought of when I read his caption.
ReplyDeleteYes! THAT'S what it was, WUWT? I knew I'd read SOME BI about shoplifting, and SJP was a popular guess. I thought of that, too.
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