Kellan Lutz showing off his moneymaker.
Kristen Stewart and Garret Hedlund at a private screening of On The Road.
Even Francis Ford Coppola wanted to take a photo with her.
Lindsay Lohan talks about this one time at band camp she was a groupie and now it is coming true.
Miley Cyrus wears 30 year old Versace sunglasses.
Meanwhile her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth leaves town.
Mila Kunis stifles a burp.
Russell Simmons and his girlfriend of the month.
How on earth did Miley land that hot piece?
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart is so yucky. As a Kerouac fan, I'm disgusted that she's in On The Road.
Noooo kidding - as a huge Kerouac fan I doubt ill even see it since she's in it.... Blech...
DeleteThe dude next to LiLo is lookin haggggggard
ReplyDeleteWow. The only time I've ever seen Francis not wear glasses was when he was in the Philippines filming Apocalypse Now. How about we ship Lindsay there?
ReplyDeleteAw, the Filipinos don't deserve her....how about North Korea? ;)
DeleteOops, didn't do anything to warrant getting stuck with her.
DeleteI saw a Kellan Lutz pic where he had some of the cheesiest facial hair ever. Like late 90's/early 2000's Buff Bagwell over-the-top immaculate. Even George Michael was like "Easy on the facial hair there, mate!"
ReplyDeleteMiley is starting to remind me of Britney when get hair started growing back in.
ReplyDeleteGarrett Hedlund is soooo under rated. He's so much hotter than that douche above him.
Kellan Lutz does less than nothing for me. Less beef, more brains please.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry if any tweeners are reading, but those vintage sunglasses are wasted on that particular tweener...I should have them.
ReplyDeleteWhen can we stop with Kristin?
ReplyDeleteDid Miley cut even more off her hair? JFC, she looks awful.
ReplyDeleteLindsay, such a loser.
@Paris...agreed. Awful.
DeleteDitto, the hair blows
DeleteCoppola produced "On the Road", hence the private screening "for your consideration" and the photo shooting.
ReplyDelete@sylmarillion- surprisingly, Kellen Lutz was first chair trombone in his HS orchestra, graduated at the top of his class and was an engineering major in college when he got the part in Twilight. I was listening to an interview with him, and he was shockingly articulate. He also has two charities that he is extremely active with to end the sex trafficking of minors.
ReplyDeleteIn all, that kid is not as dumb as we all think.
Kellen Lutz will always have a soft spot in my heart because he was in "The Comeback." He's actually quite funny and should try starring in a comedy.
DeleteSay whaaaaat? Whocaresnow that's super interesting! Another reminder to not always take people at face value.
ReplyDeletei wonder if mila is tucking in her shirts now to end the pregnancy rumours?
ReplyDeletekristen is such a wet dog
ReplyDeleteliam, please Run save yourself
One of those guys with Lohan is the one she got in the fight with the other girl over in the NYC bar.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Lindsay is hanging with a bastard child of Pete Doherty.
ReplyDeleteCan we lock Kellan Lutz and Channing Tatum in a hot car in August and see how long it takes them to figure how to get out??
ReplyDeleteherp derp.
Kristen in a film makes it a non starter for me. She is one dimensional, and that lack of depth is not fun to watch in a movie.
ReplyDeleteShe should also only wear long dresses, bad legs.
I also covet Miley's sunglasses!
I imagine Miley managed to land Liam by finding him when she was a big star and he was a nobody and then by being an absolute wildcat in the sack. Or so the blinds lead me to believe.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind, Liam's not going to start making money until Hunger Games 2 or even 3. He's still broke without her.
The Kristen Stewart hate bores me. She didn't suck in Adventureland or Welcome to the Rileys, or even the Runaways, though that bombed at the box office. She's actually not that bad, she's just an episode of Girls waiting to happen.
@whocaresnow: maybe he should show them more often then...his brains, I mean.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the list of people pissed off about Kristen being in On The Road. Girl is a one trick pony, ugh.
ReplyDeleteWow, Liam looks hot in that pic.
I know it will get rotten tomatoes thrown at me, but....Miley looks pretty hot there. Then again I am a sucker for a boy's haircut on a woman. Mary Stuart Masterson in "Some Kind of Wonderful" left me hopelessly chasing after lesbian tomboys for years.
ReplyDeleteI agree. I think she is finally coming into her own. As long as she doesn't smile, she looks good.
DeleteI'm with you @MrWolf.
ReplyDeleteMiley sort of looks like the Beibs here!
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ReplyDeleteMan, K-Stew need a stylist.
ReplyDeleteLucaaaas
ReplyDeleteI just chopped off all my hair today.
Think Marley Sheldon, not Miley.
Although I looooved the Miley, this new version is way to short.
Wow the angle with FFC and KS is really bad. He looks like Hagrid next to a first year Hogwarts student.
ReplyDeleteI actually much prefer this look of Miley's to the long, ratty Barbie extensions. I wish I could pull off a pixie cut. I have incredibly low self-esteem so I tend to hide behind my long hair.
ReplyDeleteMiley cant pull it off either. She looks awful.
DeleteAhhhhhhh Garrett Hedlund. He should be in the pics every single day. Pls make this happen
ReplyDeleteI'm glad there's a vocal Kerouac Kontingent on this site, and that they're all as opposed to this travesty as I am.
ReplyDeleteDressy shorts outfits have got to go!
ReplyDeleteMiley landed Liam with money. She looks absolutely awful with the buzzed hair and 90's grunge look. It was so nice to leave that look behind in the dust once the 90's were gone. I feel sorry for him that he has to look at that and feign passion, love, interest. She looks like unholy, unwashed, grungy hell. Get some extensions, take a shower, dress like a girl and then she could keep a decent man. But like this? uh no.
ReplyDeleteKellen is freaking me out with that knob by his neck. What is that??!!
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