The Janet Jackson holiday card. This is a new look for her.
Casper thinks he is all powerful and stuff. He is one dumping away from living in that truck J-Lo bought him.
Jessica Simpson sure does love to Tweet busty photos of herself.
Meanwhile, Eric Johnson takes Folgers out for yet another walk.
Speaking of someone who could do some walking. How is that K-Fed's baby mam had a baby and lost all her weight and K-Fed can't match her. You know he would dump her if she looked like him.
Kristen Stewart looks innocent until you see
the back pocket is ready for action with a slingshot.
Lea Michele practices her royalty wave.
Somehow Miranda Kerr can make a blurry cell phone photo still look amazing.
A slingshot? Really?!
ReplyDeleteK Fed is well fed
ReplyDeleteI bet that slingshot is for the paps. Kristen should have had it during Mini Cooper- gate
ReplyDeleteI find it odd that Janet sent out xmas cards w/a sexy pic of just herself. She's not even wearing a Santa hat or antlers.
ReplyDeleteAmber, she'll be in a burqa by next year at this time.
DeleteWhy do people keep having babies with K Fed? Is it the hope that they will get Britney-style fame? The promise of acoustic renditions of Popozao?
ReplyDeleteShaking my head...
Is that a reveal for J.Lo?
ReplyDeleteJanet looks horrible there.
ReplyDeleteWell, if ya got um flaunt um Jess!
You guys, I just read that Megan Fox said her "body is too fragile to work out yet" Um, she gave birth in September! I literally laughed out loud when I read that!
Oh, I LOVE that excuse!!! I'm totally stealing it!!!
DeleteJessica doesn't even look like herself w/o makeup...
ReplyDeleteLol@Sarah.
ReplyDeleteIs that "mid-boob"? Yuck.
Jessica's baby is so cute.
ReplyDeleteJanet's holiday card looks something hastily edited on some crappy photo editing site or paint.
ReplyDelete*looks like something
ReplyDeleteTERRIBLE pic of Janet! blech!
ReplyDeleteChestica, please- give it the fuck UP.
I fucking detest Twitter.
Looking looking at Casper reminds me of the Tom Cruise/Scientology interview where he said he could see a train wreck and KNOW he is the only one who can help....quick, Tom, help Casper find some of your little big man high heeled shoes!
ReplyDeleteWell, I spot a "bloated old fart" in the making.....
ReplyDeletebloated old fart (BOF) - a gentleman of means (usually rich and/ or famous) who physically let's himself go while simultaneously dating a fit/ attractive woman
If that's really Janet's Christmas card, it's the same picture that's in magazine advertisements for BlackGlama fur.
ReplyDeleteEric's trying to figure out if Jessica doesn't marry him...how much $$$$ can he get...
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to figure out what you can use a slingshot for other than birds and how mean is that?
ReplyDeleteDamn Janet! I hope I look that good when I get your age!
ReplyDeleteI read J-LO and her man was the subject of a blind regarding the vehicle she bought him.
Someone please stick a pin in K-Fed before he burst.
Uh, Miranda, no.
Enty why the hate on Jess's baby girl?!
ReplyDeleteJanet, sorry, after the way you treated Paris, you will forever be ugly to me.
Totally- all that fake giggling and childish whisper talking is fooling noone. Janet, you bullied a child. I hope you're ashamed of yourself. Although we know you're not. Up until that point, I was a fan, too! But I still think your fiancé is cute. And rich. Lets not forget rich.
DeleteI had to relax my eyes to figure what was going on in Janet's photo. Did she have her chin resting on her fist? Was she showing off larger new breasts? I finally see it now!
ReplyDeleteI love love love how Jennifer Lopez looks in this photo. Her outfit and even her little top know (which I know you guys HAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!)
I don't think Jessica Simpson was trying to be show-offy with this photo. Typically women don't broadcast their make-up free pics (I sure as heck don't) and I can only imagine (literally, because I have no bewbies) that when your breasts are that large they just cannot be contained unless your sporting a muumuu (yeah, that convo again!)
*top KNOT
ReplyDeleteAnd my post makes me look like I'm obsessed with Boobs. How embarrassing!
@sunny there's a new show on TLC where they help women find the right bra and they showcase women with giant boobs so you might like it
DeleteReally, the child talks back and put family buisness out in the street and she is wrong for chastising her! Really?! If that had been me I would have got more than a talking to.
ReplyDeleteSunny, who is going to look a Jess's face whit her huge tit showing?
ReplyDeleteKevin Federline should be grateful anyone would have sex with him. Look at that. He and Russell Crowe. Yes, I put Russell Crowe in the same category as Kevin Federline.
ReplyDeleteYeah itlooks like Janet's Blackglama add.
ReplyDeleteIs there a word equivalent to "douche" for women or should I just go ahead and call Kristen Stewart a douche? Maybe idiot would be more fitting, I don't know. I can't help but roll my eyes at every single thing she does.
ReplyDeleteYes, twatwaffle. Use it in good health!
DeleteI hope Jasper Take all JLO money. What dumb Woman.
ReplyDeleteReno-
ReplyDeletePure speculation on my part but I wouldn't be surprised if BAG hits Megan, thus she is full of excuses like that.
She wouldn't want to be seen sweating off the makeup she uses to cover the bruises.
Again, not saying he does. Just saying I would not be shocked if it came out that he was that kind of jerk.
Bunny, It was a lot more than a child talking back and sharing some biz meant to be kept in the family. Do you not remember the "kidnapping" of the Jackson matriarch, the money grab during that incident and right after Michael's death? Plus Janet has no right to physically threaten or assault Paris.
ReplyDeleteThat Janet card is so freaking cheesy. get over yourself
ReplyDeleteI want to be nice about Jessica but I can't! Put a bra on ffs and give the heels a rest because your bunions are gross. Pointing your toes like a dainty woman isn't fooling anyone, we all know you could win an eating contest against a high school football team. That said congrats on the baby.
ReplyDeleteJLo looks great for a change, wish I could say the same about her plaything.
Why is Jessica's chest growing out of her collar bone?
ReplyDeleteI can't WAIT for Casper to become the new KFed!!!
ReplyDeleteI might be crazy but me thinks Enty's comment of Foldger's may be a reveal about the celebrity that named their baby after a product. I know crazy w
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ReplyDeleteAn Fing slingshot? With a backwards baseball cap? Is she twelve years old in the nineties? What the hell? God she bugs. I agree with above commenter saying Janet's fake whisper babydoll talk is baloney, Michael did that same thing, high pitched whispering while talking, speak up dammit. K Fed is a sperm donor, and he knows it. He won the coo coo celebrity lotto. And based on a blind yesterday I think it was, Casper was (suspected) to be looking to sell a car J LO bought for him, and that she was going to dump him when she found out how much he'd been cheating on her, with people of the opposite sex. Time to find a new, and hopefully straight rebound man "Jenny from the block. "
That card is a joke, right? Please? It looks so 70s cheesetastic.
ReplyDeleteJLo's feet look like reindeer hooves.
I can't even comment on Jessica, but that kid is Gerber baby cute.
At least KStew exits a car with her knees together.
That blue plaid shirt seems so un-Lea M but I like it.
Jessica thinks if she shows her boobs, nobody will notice her big butt. I'm a girl, I'm immune to tittahs, I see what she's doing.
ReplyDeleteJanet stole her hairstyle from Morticia Addams and that font from an 80's arcade game. Ugh.