Random Photos Part Four
It's hard to believe Drew Barrymore just had a baby.
Ain't no party like a Demi Moore party. Lenny Kravitz just wants her to go away.
And Stacy Keibler has no idea what to do.
Lori Loughlin at a power women of LA party.
Hmm, the ad tag line says nearly naked but Emma Stone appears to be wearing a lot of clothes.
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake at the after party for her latest bomb.
Uma Thurman gives it two thumbs up but she has been watching Nick Jr for a decade so her judgment is skewed.
Plus, if it has Gerard Butler in it, you know it will suck.
Somehow Jessica Biel got back in the photos.
You know the great thing about Bieber's pants is that he thinks they are cool so the rest of the world gets to laugh at him in harmony. Kind of like drinking a Coke.
Lisa Kudrow and Jenna Dewan. Random.
Drew Barrymore looks exactly like a woman that gave birth 10 weeks ago. She's glowing, and she's not rail thin. She looks beautiful.
ReplyDeleteLenny cracks me up, that is beyond awesome.
ReplyDeleteWish Uma would do some more Quentin films. I always liked her.
Jessica looks great. Marriage agrees with her.
ReplyDeletebiel looks very pretty, actually! yay for no bangs!
ReplyDeleteDemi's legs are so gross in that pic! I am embarrassed for her daughters. I wonder if she drank all of those red bulls that are on the table in front of her.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell is he wearing?! Such an idiot. Wish he would fall. Sounds bad but I would enjoy seeing him fall down.
ReplyDeleteDemi.... please back away from Lenny!
ReplyDeleteSo many comments:
ReplyDeleteDemi's just flat lost her mind, huh? Yowza, loose the romper and cover your upper thighs already! You're gorgeous, but you're not 20 any more, dear.
I'm saying a quick prayer of thanksgiving that Biel IS NOT wearing those ridiculous bangs in these pictures - praise Jesus!
I think we all need to send Emma S. emergency care packages of Christmas cookies stat! Her knees and legs are giving her away as being entirely too thin.
Lastly, Enty, I love the Nick Jr. joke. I does skewer your judgement after a while. (But WHY with that hair, Uma?)
Lol Stacy is stuck in posing mode. Someone tell her that isn't George standing by her.
ReplyDeleteDemi-high much?
i know demi crazy but she just looks like someone who had a couple drinks and letting loose. lets give her old ass a break..for today
ReplyDeleteYESSSS for jessicas BANGS!!!
Update - I just enlarged Uma's picture. Her hair is officially worse than mine. I don't know whether that makes me happy or sad.
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine the show that anyone sitting across from Demi is getting -- eww.
ReplyDeleteI saw the Demi picks on Lainey earlier. It's embarrassing. Sad to say, men don't want a 50 year old woman who looks younger. They want a younger woman. Other than being next to a pariah in this society, being a middle aged woman isn't so bad, though it would suck if you are desperately trying to cling to your youth.
ReplyDeleteThey are a 'blah' couple, but Justin and Jessica look happy these days.
Drew looks gorgeous.
I love Drew Barrymore and Lisa Kudrow.
ReplyDeleteUma Thurman has always looked like an alien to me.
I think Emma Stone is a butterface.
Demi...you're in your 50s. Just stop.
Finally, Bieber is a turd.
I think that Demi needs to start acting her age! Did she not experience life at all from adolescence on? It seems that she's stuck in her teens. It's not that big of a deal to be allowed to drink and go to a grown up party. She's dancing like a drunken teenage chicken that just got their curfew increased. Unfortunately once she does actually mature and get a shock of reality it's going to be wayyyy wayyy too late for her to start her life over. Look at her now, 50 and with no one, just Rumer as a party buddy. It's like she's trying to stay in her adolescence. Why? There's good parts about being young, but all the best parts of life come later I think. She used to be so cool. Having short mannish hair, a serious demeanor, that husky non nonsense voice. GI Jane, A few good men, Ghost. She used to be real, and unadorned with fakery, normal, relaxed, sane, and effortlessly sexy. Now she's a cartoon character. Lenny's face really does say it all. Get AWAY Memaw! Someone slap some sense in to her!~ RDJ? She needs to sober the hell up, come back to reality, look at the mess that is her life personal and professional, realise what a horrible ridiculous mistake it was to marry Asston, and move forward with whatever shred of dignity and self respect she has. But she doesn't have any, otherwise she wouldn't be doing this. Can Bruce talk to her? Give her some money to go away somewhere and sober up, recenter herself, get healthy? Those shorts! The cellulite! The wacky childish antics/poses with embarassed people. Grow up Demi, you're not 15 anymore. GAH! She was so cool in the nineties, I never figured she'd do this.
ReplyDeleteEverytime I see the ad for Playing for Keeps, I have to turn away. Both Jessica Biel and Gerard Bitler look really ugly in it. Not just unattractive or average, but fugly. How in the world did the producer approve this preview? It does the complete opposite of wanting me to see the movie.
ReplyDeleteDemi makes me sad, she was such a beautiful woman in the 90's and had the world on a string. She is still beautfiul, just very, very sad acting out this way trying to show how "happy" she is without Ashton. She just seems lost to me.
ReplyDeleteGoodness, the vitriol for Demi! I'm still rooting for her. And so what if she's at a party with Lenny? He's no spring chicken either folks.
ReplyDeletePoor Lenny. He looks embarrassed to have Demi wriggling around right next to him like that. Does she really think she looks sexy dancing like that?Doesn't Justin Beiber own a mirror? Can't he see how totally assey he looks in those pants. Shouldn't he be reaching the end of his shelf life as a tweeny heartthrob.
ReplyDeletethe solid red pants and solid red shirt distort his body and make him look like a troll!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap... I just noticed all those Red Bulls in front of Demi! She's ether one who gets shipments delivered to her house right?
ReplyDeleteI loved Full House as much as the next girl and I realize being married to John Stamos (even if only onscreen) carries with it a certain cache, but I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why Lori Loughlin would be considered a "power woman" in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteMaybe thats a blind?
Deletelenny may not be a spring chicken but at least he's not making an ass of himself. i mean, LOOK AT HER!!! and this isn't even the worst picture out there from that party. she's doing the elaine dance.
ReplyDeletewhipit, anyone?
There are plenty of women Demi's age and older that exude sexiness and its because they act age appropriate. She's such a beautiful woman I don't understand why she does this kind of shit. The world is embarrassed for you ms Moore
ReplyDeleteIf you can't handle your coke without acting like a teenager then don't do it lol. Oh and the picture Michael k has up on dlisted of her is halarious.
DeleteSooo, does Justin want us to think he needs the ball room? Not likely, he has the physique of a plucked chicken.
ReplyDeleteDemi is a sad case, trying to hold onto something that is long gone.
Drew looks lovely!
Poor Demi. Close your legs, girl! Lenny is not interested. I have a better of bedding the guy than you at this point.
ReplyDeleteJessica looks great. The dress suits her.
Drew looks gorgeous! I just watched a clip of her on Ellen, and she was so cute gushing about her baby. Motherhood definitely agrees with her! Congrats, Drew!!! :)
ReplyDeleteEmma S wasn't always that skinny , was she? Her stems look scrawny.
ReplyDeleteDemi looks ridiculous and needs to cover her upper thighs.
There are other shots on daily mail that show Lenny laughing with and whispering to Demi where they look like good friends. One snap doesn't tell the whole story, but it does reveal some bad romper angles.
ReplyDeleteand Red Bull -- oh boy, it may be time for my annual "Caffeine sensitivity causes nervous breakdowns that look like bipolar" rant.
After seeing you put "romper" in your comment, i scrolled up to look again. I hadnt noticed in the second pic that it was a one peice. I feel strangely relieved now
DeleteI don't think Lenny is embarrassed by the fact that Demi is dancing in jorts. I think Lenny is embarrassed by Demi's "sexy" dance.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXp3jtDTmYM
That said, I love a person who dances a fool at the club. It takes the attention off me.
Demi, Lenny looks embarrassed on your behalf- boy, does that picture say a thousand words.
ReplyDeleteDelriser! I, too, thought the Beibs wants us to think he needs the 'room.' Justin, you're fooling no one with those pants.
As for Biel, I like the green dress and hair. Shocked! Maybe she's been lurking (or someone on her team does) and they convinced her to make the swap.
No words.. just no words I can say about Demi.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate, but I kinda want to see Playing for keeps. Looks kinda fun!
Where the hell does Justin Bieber buy his clothes? In a children's shop? They look like something a toddler would wear.
ReplyDeleteSo are Hammer Time pants making a comeback? How in the world is Selena NOT embarrassed to be seen with him? Crikey.
ReplyDeleteOkay I won't say anything bad about Demi..is that Amber Heard on the other side of Lenny? And sorry Lotta..Lenny is mine!!! You can have him after I get done but he's gonna be very tired.
ReplyDeleteI just love Drew Barrymore..She always seems like she's so happy just to be alive.
Gerard actually looks good there. If he weren't such a manwhore I might develope a crush on him.
I just can't with Demi...can't stop laughing at the pics! Michael K's writeup on Dlisted about these are just inspired :)
ReplyDeleteWe've all been where he's at, when the WOOOO girl with the Look At ME!!! vibe is there and you just want everyone to know you're not with her.
Demi is obviously Kabalaballin' duh. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Smash
ReplyDeleteOkay Biebs wears these pants and then when he's dancing he uncontrollably touches his crotch to hike them up so that he can dance properly. Isn't that counter productive? He touches his peen way way more than MJ ever did. At least now that my 8 yr old daughter witnessed that, she thinks he is ''So Gross'' and has declared him "So UNcool" Thank you Justin for perpetuating your own demise.
ReplyDeleteAw, Enty sweetie, I know I haven't been on in ages (blame the job, but hey, I get a steady paycheck!), but you know if a movie has Gerry in it, I will see it. Um, eventually. Hee hee.
ReplyDeleteMWAH, Enty baby!
jenna dewan is so sweet-looking. unfortunately, i think she has the genes that will not age well.
ReplyDeleteVery sad for Demi. I'm guessing she doesn't believe that if she acts her age she'll still be sexy and desirable. Aging men are still considered sexy. Aging women are not.
ReplyDeleteI guess "Hammer Time" is back.
And, and Biel's dress and shoes don't match. She still needs a real stylist IMO.
What happened to Emma Stone?
I get the feeling Demi is embarassed by her lack of education. Do yourself a favor and go back to school. Engage your mind. This is a message to not just Demi, but everyone in Hollywood. Eventually, your looks will fade.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling Demi is embarassed by her lack of education. Do yourself a favor and go back to school. Engage your mind. This is a message to not just Demi, but everyone in Hollywood. Eventually, your looks will fade.
ReplyDeleteI get the feeling Demi is embarassed by her lack of education. Do yourself a favor and go back to school. Engage your mind. This is a message to not just Demi, but everyone in Hollywood. Eventually, your looks will fade.
ReplyDeleteStupid phone!
ReplyDeleteWho cares if lenny kravitz is embarrassed. He is no teenager. And emma stone has let her success go to her head. She used to be cute and funny, now she is an artist.
ReplyDelete@Seachica, @LakeUnionGirl, lol we must all be high on pot and gay weddings! Woot!
ReplyDeleteNotice all of the red bulls in Demi's area? I love Lenny !!
ReplyDeleteIf Demi's thighs look that lumpy when she's at 90 pounds, then I guess I shouldn't expect much better from my own when I'm nearly twice the weight.
ReplyDeleteJustin's stupid pants and BIG shoes are clearly advertising. But have you ever tried to get an advertised item and found that it was "not in stock"? Yeah.
Demi...Demi...
ReplyDeleteclose your legs.
Other than that, have fun honey.
gerard looks HOT in that pic! sigh :/
ReplyDeleteAll Saints has been stocking pants like those Justin is wearing for a few years. In more muted colors. I think they're okay.
ReplyDeleteI think Demi is in a lot of pain. No hate from me.
Emma Stone...I love you but GIRL please eat something. Those legs look like they could snap at any second.
ReplyDeleteDemi is a mess. At one time she had one of the best bodies out there but time waits for no one. She needs to accept that she can’t compete with women half her age in the body department. She can however play at a very high level in the class and elegance categories due to her back account. There are a lot of men that would be ecstatic to have Demi with her current body, sexually wild attitude and bank account. Quit acting like an idiot and go find a classy gentleman.
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