Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Know She Is Alive
No one really cares about Lindsay Lohan unless she is being arrested or doing something truly awful. Because she has gone a couple of weeks without either, she would like people to know she is still alive and having sex with whatever member of The Wanted will have her and is in London meeting some rich men and is going to be good and wonderful tonight and going to stay in. No clubs for her. Yes, this is the same thing she has said a million times. I guess she thinks that we have not caught on yet to things like room service or going to a liquor store and bringing it back to your hotel. Soo, when she says she is staying in she wants us to think that means she is being good. Some of her best crimes have been when she has stayed in. Everyone passes out before the woman with the tolerance of an elephant and she picks through the choicest things. You wake up and wonder what happened and catch a faint whiff of menthol cigarettes and a stained ginger hair covered in spray tan attached to your arm.
As a menthol smoker, I am offended. LL clearly smokes Parliament Lights which is odd cause its one of the most expensive brands in my state. Wait, what am I thinking, she doesn't pay for cigarettes!
ReplyDeleteGo. Away. Firecrotch.
ReplyDeleteI think you called it Enty. Someone who passes out drunk tonight is going to wake up poorer tomorrow because Lindsay was there. She always has a plan.
ReplyDeletePssst! Lindsay! No one cares anymore! Bye!
ReplyDeleteTolerance of an elephant. That was funny - thanks.
ReplyDeleteIf she's this desperate, she'll be getting pregnant soon. After KimK, she'll see it as the best way to get attention.
ReplyDelete@surfer - LOL I laughed at that as well.
ReplyDelete@Susan - Oh my. That baby would come out pickled :(
@Susan - please don't go there.
ReplyDeleteSusanB - bite your tongue. The one thing you can say about KK is that she doesn't drink or do drugs.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way in hell LL could/would go nine months without anything. Can you imagine how addicted her baby would be if that actually happened?
I'll say it once and I'll say it again...DIE ALREADY!
ReplyDeleteShe's rumoured to be going into Celebrity Big Brother in the UK which starts this week.
ReplyDeletehow can she leave with all the charges against her??? Run Crackie Run
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for her to announce she is pregnant a la Peaches.
ReplyDeleteThis makes twice that I've heard something about her and thought, "oh yeah, her". She's fading!!! Put her on the list with Tara Reid and the hilton's.
ReplyDeleteJust one time! Please! Let me swipe that orangeness with a baby wipe.
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching Big Brother UK a few years ago but I will start again if La Lohan goes in.
ReplyDeleteI will watch the hell outta that!!!
Is she really going into Celeb BB? Man oh man, that is going to be good. I believe she was offered it a few times over the years but turned it down. She must be really taking this IRS tax thing seriously to be doing this. I hope Boy George goes in too then. Should be fun.
ReplyDeleteIs that her latest trick that she's walking beside? Or just another lawyer? Or maybe he's both :o
ReplyDeleteLindsay is such a hustler .. It runs in the family .. Minus the addiction she wouldve killed it in Hollywood. Bitch has game.
ReplyDeleteChoicest things. LOL...I picture LL as Gollum, crawling all over people as they sleep, looking for Prrrreeeecious!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many rats had to die to make that coat?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if its just the way the pic looks on my phone, but that is one hell of a coke nose!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what nightclub she stole that coat from. And fuck her for wearing fur, selfish asshole.
ReplyDeleteJanuary 25 can't come fast enough and hopefully will send her to jail for a few weeks for violating probation again.
The Daily Mail has newer photos of her and she looks terrible in those, and fat.
ReplyDelete^No Kidding jacksparrow. At first I thought the photos were of Wynonna Judd.
ReplyDelete@Ima
ReplyDeleteI have always noticed her resemblance to Gollum as well. Nice to know I am not alone in that!
I just hate insulting Andy Serkis like that - no offense intended, mate!
Best of luck to Lohan in the new year!
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