Sunday, December 09, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Ruins Million Dollar Decorators Show

Way back at the beginning of the year when Lindsay Lohan had been arrested a few less times, hit a few less people both with her hand and her car and BLAD (Before Liz & Dick) I wrote about how she was going to appear on Million Dollar Decorator. This is the show that you have seen commercials for while watching Real Housewives or Top Chef or Shahs of Sunset. Hello GG. Anyway, things started out great back in March with Lindsay and she filmed a segment with the decorators who put a bunch of new stuff in her rental place worth about $200K. For their part, the producers thought Lindsay would keep her place looking good and film the big reveal. They based this on what? Her stellar track record following through on other things? Her stellar ability to keep things clean and not trashed? Her stellar ability at keeping free stuff she gets and not selling it via auction or in that consignment store she sends her assistant to and then asks for another because it got snagged? That Lindsay Lohan? Not sure why they expected anything different but when you see the Lindsay episode of Million Dollar Decorators, the reveal is fake using old footage.


31 comments:

  1. neat trick! get your house redecorated on someone else's dime and then just keep all that nice, expensive shit and refuse to let them complete the show you agreed to do.

    why can't bravo sue her lying, cheating ass for this? surely she was obligated to them to follow through.

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  2. Good. I want to punish all businesses that give this smug, entitled trixie these opportunities over and over again.

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  3. Bahahahahaha!!! Sucked in, Million Dollar Decorator!!!

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  4. First of all it's not her house, it's a rented house. The owner got the free makeover not Lindsay, hse just got paid an apperance fee i'm assuming.

    Reports are saying the she trashed the house already and it's not suitable for filming. That one I totally believe. She proabably already got the check for her appearance and spent it so she has no insentive to show up now. You never, ever pay the hooker until you bust a nut, Bravo should know that by now.

    I also read she can barely scrape the $8,000 a month rent and the owner wouldn't let her break the lease without some massive fees so she has to keep paying until Feb.

    Everything this girl touches, turns to shit.

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    1. @timebob - That is gold re the hooker part of your comment. I shall remember to adhere to this nifty piece of life advice ;)

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  5. $8k a month in RENT? Sweet baby Jeebus, this must be some place!

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    1. Vera in CA $8000 a month is not super expensive rent. Granted it's more than I can pay but 3br rentals in a so so place are $3k norm. Add gated community and a pool and expect as much.

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  6. No one in their right mind would do anything with hohan...

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  7. Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -

    Albert Einstein

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  8. Anonymous10:34 AM

    I'm glad that they got the good footage before she trashed the place. That's terrible that they shelled out that much money and she just TRASHED the hell out of the place and the stuff they bought her. She is such a human scab and I am soooooooo glad that her bullshit has become so repetitive that it's expected and not a surprise to anyone anymore. I'd like to see her get a legitimate job now. But I won't hold my breath.

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  9. She is a thief and scam artist in the worst possible way. When I see people like jimmy Fallon say "oh she gets a bar rap, she is a really good person". I just think, oh she hasn't fucked you over yet. Just like the producers of Liz and dick paying her $50k chateau marmont bill in exchange for her to do a Barbara Walters interview...which she conveniently "cancelled"after her bill was paid. Anyone who sympathizes with this sociopathic liar is just another victim of her con. She deserves to be in jail for all the actual thefts she has gotten away with. She is the biggest waste of flesh

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  10. She is a thief and scam artist in the worst possible way. When I see people like jimmy Fallon say "oh she gets a bar rap, she is a really good person". I just think, oh she hasn't fucked you over yet. Just like the producers of Liz and dick paying her $50k chateau marmont bill in exchange for her to do a Barbara Walters interview...which she conveniently "cancelled"after her bill was paid. Anyone who sympathizes with this sociopathic liar is just another victim of her con. She deserves to be in jail for all the actual thefts she has gotten away with. She is the biggest waste of flesh

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  11. Lindsay Lohan: Grifter.

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  12. Lilo displays the behavior of a poly substance abuser with stunted mental growth and deep emotional issues. She is displaying the same behavior as someone close to me did, but he is no longer with us. And yes, as cliché as it sounds, he is a member of the "27" club.

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    1. Lindsey is such a screw up that she probably wont't die until she is 28. She can't even join the 27 club right.

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  13. She didn't ruin the show, and it's not a fake ending. As with most of these reveal shows the producers schedule to film footage of the finished product in case there's no opportunity to go back in to shoot reaction shots. Considering that she's been living there for sometime, I call bullshit on Bravo just now going back in for a reveal. That's not at all how it's done. Reactions are shot within a week of the finished product.

    I think Lindsay is a walking time bomb and is aster, but it's extremely obvious that Bravo execs realize they have a show that nobody will watch, and the network shelled out a lot of money. By creating a faux "disaster" they are more likely to get people o tune in just out of curiosity. I'm certain the promo department old it as something in the vain of "Liz & Dick".

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  14. Whocaresnow12 is right. Lifetime KNEW it wouldn't be smooth sailing with this girl, yet hired her anyway because she brings in gossip news which translates into ratings.

    Ratings aside though, this girl is toxic and everyone knows it. She has sunk so low she is now a groupie for a band I have never heard of. She couldn't have aimed for Rolling Stones or Aerosmith? They probably wouldn't take her.

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  15. ETA, I would really like to know what Jamie Lee Curtis thinks about her. They worked together on Freaky Friday and LL was just about to become the next big thing. That never happened, so I bet LL was toxic even back then. Please Jamie, spill!

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  16. Crap!!&%$@#//HornHonking!!BleepityBleep!!

    Anyone who gives Lindsay Lohan any more of anything is just enabling her into her early grave.

    If she doesn't kill herself with booze and drugs, she is going to end up dead from pissing someone off.

    My dream for Lindsay is that she and Charlie Sheen get cleaned up, get married and live happily ever after. Stranger things have happened....

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  17. I'm sure everyone's familiar with the expression "don't get mad, get even."

    What the show should have done is filmed the place trashed, and say something like "this is what happens when dealing with LL."

    That would be gold.

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  18. Remember the original Liz trailer from the Cleopatra set that she and her friends trashed? Anyone who hires her or otherwise gives her the benefit of the doubt about anything deserves what they get...

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  19. anybody,company or studio that does "business" with LiLo deserves what that they get, It's all these org's that give her $$$ and support and encourage her bad habits, If she were to simple vanish away from the camera and the celebrity scene maybe she would turn out to be a better human being. I'm joking by the way there is nothing that can fix this damaged goods of a person other than death.

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  20. I just don't see a happy ending for her..

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  21. Anonymous3:22 PM

    How is she even still working in tinsel town?

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  22. Funny Enty mentioned Lindsay's assistants selling things... Ali Lohan has resurfaced in NY. It was on "The Insider" (or one of those shows.) They said she was taking their clothes to sell.

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  23. @misspeg86: I was coming here to express the exact sentiment! Words of wisdom, timebob!
    My second favorite quote from these comments: "Human scab." Perfect!

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  24. @pretzel logic -
    Ben Franklin said it first, but it's still completely true.

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  25. Apparently the going rate for movie stars was revealed this weekend (I have a friend from LA, I'm sure it's on the internet but I have no idea where!) and apparently Lindsay's is... $100,000. She dug her own hole.

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  26. sorry, i meant net worth, not going rate!

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  27. "You never, ever pay the hooker until you bust a nut, Bravo should know that by now."

    BAHAHAH...not how it works at all.

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