Friday, December 07, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Is A Groupie With A Tax Bill

Lindsay Lohan got her wish yesterday. She got to be the groupie of a boy bander and ride on The Wanted's bus from New York to Boston. I'm guessing by the first toll they were sick of her and were ready to push her out but since they are from another country didn't want to risk losing their work visas so let her stay. Lindsay has been desperate to have sex with Max from The Wanted and it looks like she finally got her wish. Max didn't want to admit he was having sex with Lindsay because he knows that other women would find that a huge turn off and would probably require Max to layer himself in Saran Wrap before any sex with them. When Lindsay got on the bus though, he had to admit they were together and unless he can convince one of the other band members to take her, Max is going to be stuck with Lindsay until he buys a handcuff key or helps out with that tax bill.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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53 comments:

  1. MontanaMarriott6:02 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG GUY!!!

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  2. Barton Fink6:11 AM

    I am confused by the concept of people voluntarily being in the presence of Lohan.

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  3. Christopher Cruz6:11 AM

    No. More. Fire. Crotch. Please.

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  4. a non a miss6:12 AM

    Its your birthday Ent? HBD buddy!

    I have a friend in a semi popular band in my area and I'd always ride to shows in their tour van. I wasn't a groupie (tho I wish I was, my friend is soo handsome) but it was fun! The girls who would be waiting outside venues for them to arrive were always pissed!

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  5. frenchgirl6:15 AM

    @bartonfick:+1

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  6. MISCH6:16 AM

    And that was yesterdays mistake...GET RID OF HER

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  7. dia papaya6:17 AM

    I'm a CDaN groupie and I want on that Enty bus!

    Happy Birthday Enty! May your days be long and filled with Bacon!!!

    And Happy Friday to all my CDaN friends and family! Wishing you a great weekend!

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  8. Seachica6:19 AM

    I see a slight resemblance to Wilmer V. ergh.

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  9. timebob 6:23 AM

    gee my career is a mess, my financial status is a mess, my criminal cases are a mess, so what do I do. I know! follow a flash in the pan boy band and pretend everything is OK!!! i'm a genius!!

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  10. surfer6:25 AM

    With all her (latest) legal troubles, she decides it's much smarter to play groupie and follow this guy around, than say, hmmmm, meet with her lawyers. Priorities, I guess. Well she does have a hearing in LA next week, so that should be interesting.

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  11. surfer6:26 AM

    haha, timebob. We think the same way, lol.

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  12. Pip6:28 AM

    The bus must reek now.

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  13. Agent**It6:32 AM

    Happy 78th BD! A Pearl Harbor baby....

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  14. Unknown6:33 AM

    She was at te jingle ball concert with them like two days ago in Philly. I've heard some dirt.

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  15. Maximus6:36 AM

    It's Enty's bday? Happy Bday, Enty. Great day to be born.

    Enjoy your birthday like I shall also enjoy mine today - indulgently!

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  16. Mari6:37 AM

    Happy Birthday Enty! We love you!

    Lindsay please check into a hospital to get help.

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  17. yodelay6:37 AM

    Happy Birthday Enty! Geez, Lindsay has no trouble humiliating herself for all to see (remember her begging Samantha to let her in when she was licked out?). Unless they ditch her on the side of the road, they are stuck with her. Gross!

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    1. rll8:57 AM

      Haha, that's the best mis-type ever!

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  18. Amber6:40 AM

    LOLOLOLOL @ Max.

    Happy birthday, Enty!

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  19. LottaColada6:43 AM

    I'm glad this post turned into something positive.....

    Happy Birthday to Enty!

    & Happy Friday to all :)

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  20. Seachica6:47 AM

    Happy birthday, enty!!

    Free bacon for all!

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  21. Seachica6:47 AM

    Happy birthday, enty!!

    Free bacon for all!

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  22. Ms Cool6:47 AM

    Happy Birthday, Enty!

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  23. me6:53 AM

    Have a Happy Baconday(birthday)!!

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  24. Robin the Mad Photographer6:57 AM

    Happy birthday, Enty! If you were closer to me, I'd bake you a cake--how about red velvet w/cream cheese icing, or chocolate w/mocha icing? :-)

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  25. __-__=__6:57 AM

    Happy Birthday Enty! I wish you many more - and bacon!!
    http://tinyurl.com/cu67zso

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  26. Frufra7:01 AM

    Happy birthday, Enty!

    Caitlin, I'll bite - spread the dirt! Spread the dirt!

    TGIF to all!

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  27. dia papaya7:02 AM

    Robin - that sounds so delicious!!!

    And happy birthday to Maximus who may get lost in all the bacon love ;)

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  28. Maja With a J7:11 AM

    He reminds me of Joran van der Sloot. THAT would bring her some attention!!!

    Happy Birthday, enty (IF THAT IS IN FACT YOUR NAME AND THIS IS IN FACT YOUR BIRTHDAY). I don't bake much, but if you need someone to share a cake with, I'm your girl.

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    1. Unknown8:22 AM

      omg! THAT'S who he looks like! i couldn't quite put my finger on it but i knew he reminded me of someone!

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  29. Unknown7:17 AM

    TGIF! Haha it's not like crazy! But she was being really kind to everyone during the show backstage, posed with little girls in pics, signed autographs, the whole deal! But that after she used the bathroom she yelled at a staff member, refused pictures, and asked security for escorts. Really makes you think.

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  30. dia papaya7:20 AM

    What happened in that bathroom, Caitlin? *wink wink* Like the opposite of a Superman transformation! She becomes the coke devil (or whatever her drug is these days...) So sad.

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  31. Lucas7:26 AM

    Happy birthday Entward and Maximus. It's also my little brother's b-day today.

    I wish LiLo would just buy a nice little farmhouse in Iowa, get a herd of Alpacas and spend the rest of her days making kissy faces at them and knitting sweaters. It would be better for everyone involved. Except maybe the Alpacas.

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  32. OneGirlRevolution7:30 AM

    @Maja...I was just coming here to say that! He totally reminds me of Joran Vander Sloot.


    (Happy birhday, Enty!)

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  33. Kelly7:42 AM

    Jumping on the Happy Birthday! train! Happy Birthday Ent! Love ya big dude!

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  34. artemis8:02 AM

    Bonne Fete a toi, Enty!!


    Lindsay is a hag.

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  35. MadLyb8:38 AM

    The Wanted's tour bus just became less appealing than The Rock of Love bus, and I have a feeling Lilo may have outdone Connie Hamzy at this point.

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  36. mybrothehero8:51 AM

    I must have missed it completely. Where does it say it's anyone's birthday????

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  37. Agent**It9:06 AM

    Enty's Facebook Page. hehe..

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    1. mybrothehero9:15 AM

      Thanks, Agent. I'm completely unhip. Heheh

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  38. Anonymous9:08 AM

    !Feliz cumpleanos, Entuardo!

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  39. jax9:28 AM

    Callum Best 2.0

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  40. feraltart9:45 AM

    Happy Birthday Enty & Max.
    I woke up before 4 am here in Oz, tried to go back to sleep but no, so first load of washing on at 4:44 am. On a Saturday. Aaaggghhh! Have a great Friday in the Northern Hemisphere.

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    1. misspeg863:44 PM

      @feraltart Oh no! That would be the worst thing if that happened to me! It's almost 11am here in Sydney and I'm still in bed. Love my weekend sleep ins :)

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  41. cyberisis10:20 AM

    Happy Birthday Enty!

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  42. Meanie Rhysie10:21 AM

    Happy Birthday to Enty and Max! My fellow Saggi's. =)
    Off to find some bacon...

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  43. Roman Holiday10:22 AM

    Hey, it's your birthday!!!! Did I read that right you are 78? Wow would've never known or thought it!!! I always did like the older crowd:) Love the seniors:)

    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday to you
    Happy Birthday dear Enty Layweeeeer
    Happy Birthday to you:)

    And many more!!! Bacon and booze for everyone!!!

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  44. dia papaya11:50 AM

    Roman! I like your style!!! I just found a delicious candied bacon recipe :)

    And Reese - High five to all the Saggis'. We are a fun partying group! Spreading joy and merriment all Dec! *well until Dec 21* Again congrats on your sobriety! Please ignore all boozy jokes.

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  45. Sherry1:19 PM

    Happy Birthday to all!
    Lucas..I love your suggestion for Liho
    I just hope these guys keep an eye on all their possessions. No guarantee they will be there when she exits.

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  46. misspeg863:48 PM

    Damn, I know I'm a little late to the party but is all the bacon cake gone already?! Happy birthday Enty! Thanks for all the entertainment these last 6 months. So glad I discovered your website! Couldn't imagine life without it now! Also a happy birthday to @Maximus as well!

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  47. lakeuniongirl7:42 PM

    Thinking with her crotch.

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  48. Karma Chameleon8:20 AM

    Happy Belated Birthday Enty, you've done a great job with your life, (we know you're not 300 lbs and living with Mom) and you've done a sensational job with this blog. It's a major part of all of our lives. Thank you very much. To Enty! May his days be filled with cute B actresses and more money than he can spend! Huzzah!

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