Her third marriage will hopefully be the charm for Kate Winslet. Apparently when you meet a man during the middle of a fire it bonds you and Kate has quietly married Ned Rocknroll. When you have a name like Ned you really need something cool to go with it so I see why he changed his last name. Apparently Leonardo DiCaprio gave away the bride and neither the bride or groom's parents were told of the wedding and were not present. That kind of sucks. Sure, Kate has made them go through this kind of thing before, but it is a free party and with a last name like Rocknroll you know it is going to be one hell of a reception.
Rocknroll, baby
ReplyDeleteI see this lasting. What was his original surname before going all rocknroll?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's a very classy fellow. Mazel.
ReplyDelete*judgejudgejudgejudgeyjudgejudge*
Okay so apparently his real name is Abel Smith, and he is the grandson of Richard Branson.
ReplyDelete*nephew. Branson is his uncle. DURR I CAN HAZ READ BOOK?
ReplyDeletelol @amber i was just about to say his real name is abel not ned.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to her. Hope this one takes and is forever, because i know how nice that can be.
ReplyDeletelol! It's gonna be another day of funny Amber comments...one hopes!
ReplyDeleteKate is one of my mad girl crushes. She's so freakin' gorgeous. I wish her well but I'm kinda skeptical. lol I just can't do the guy's last name. I just can't.
Abel is a way cooler name than Ned. And don't even get me started on the Rocknroll.
ReplyDeleteOkay...am I just now noticing FSP's piccy??? lmao Cool piccy!
ReplyDelete@Reeses - I am sleep deprived, so you may be in luck! :P
ReplyDeleteI just noticed Reeses. Oh FSP ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm with mynerva: love Abel way better than Ned.
ReplyDeleteAnd Rocknroll? SERIOUSLY? Just go ahead and become the worst people ever and name your child "Let's Hear It For That Old Time."
Okay Okay. Make way for funny Amber day!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I wouldn't think that hard about marrying into the Brandon Family. Sign me up!!! The Manson Family, now that's a different story.
Congrats to the lovely Miss Kate and NedAbel. May this last long enough for many trips to Branson's Nekkar Island (sp?)!!!
If they have twins are they going to call them Sex and Drugs?
ReplyDeleteThey could name their child Olive...even if it's a girl ;). Then claim they didn't realize how it sounds... Like Ivy ... = I.v./ 4, born on a neurology 4. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteNumerology!!! Not neurology!! Ugh. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteToday is gonna be fun! Autocorrect and Amberisms!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thursday everyone ;)
He looks really young! I don't know much about him, is he younger than Kate? I always wanted Kate & Leo to end up together but they have been in the friend zone like... forever now.
ReplyDelete@karen - Or they could go for Olive...
ReplyDeleteI never realized Leo and her were great friends. Funny cuz Titanic was on on Xmas, and seriously how did I ever think that was a good movie?? All I could think of was Jezebel's review while watching. James Cameron is a fifteen year old girl lol.
ReplyDeleteI hope this one lasts. She's rather young to be on hubby #3. I love her though and wish her the best! Did Leo really give her away?
ReplyDeletefirst child Itsonly
ReplyDeleteI hope at some point of the party Leo gripped her hands and implored her to never let go
ReplyDeleteDamn it. I love Kate so much. Abel > Ned.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was dating richard branson. Wish her luck.
ReplyDeleteAw, I love Kate, I hope it works out for Mr. & Mrs. Rocknroll.
ReplyDeleteWhen I hear the name Abel, I automatically think of SOA.
HeeHee Sarah.
ReplyDeleteI just can not with that name.
You guys are totally cracking me up!
ReplyDeleteKeep it up please (I seriously beg!) I have to drag one of the cherubs to the dr's in a few.. possible flu :(
It's going to be a long wait at the dr's they re squeezing us in, help keep me entertained and I promise not to breathe on ya'll =)
Kate is on my b/f's laminated 5 list. I hope she makes it work this time.
ReplyDeleteWhen will Kate learn that peen is not for her?!?!?! She needs to come over to the other side already!
ReplyDeleteWell, now she and J Lo are tied. Isn't it a bit much when each of your kids has a different dad? I mean a couple of baby daddies (I hate myself for using that term. Ugh.), yeah ok, but a kid per marriage? Imagine if Liz did that. Whoa!
ReplyDeletechristy brinkley married a guy after they crashed in a helicopter. lasted just a few months, 1 baby from it.
ReplyDeletethis sounds like a BAD idea. 3 marriages? a guy who changed his name to a joke? she's known him how long?
Ugh I'm still holding out hope that she and Leo will one day be together.
ReplyDeleteShe already looks regretful. Darn her dyslexia! Her shot at the Rolling Rock brewery money is OVER!
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