Justin Bieber's Murder And Castration Plot

Justin Bieber is getting a whole lot of publicity about something that was probably never going to happen. In case you have not heard, some guy who was convicted of killing a 15 year old girl and has a Justin Bieber tattoo and is incarcerated in New Mexico supposedly hatched a plan to kill and castrate Justin Bieber while he was performing in NY. Since the idiot was in jail, he got his nephew and some other guy to execute the plan, but nothing was ever done because the inmate confessed he loved Bieber and told police what he was up to. The co-conspirators were arrested in Vermont where they took a wrong turn on the highway and almost ended up in Canada and were stopped by a Border Patrol agent. Yes, they had gardening shears, but that was it so one of the people was let go but then later talked on the phone to the guy back in jail about the plot so was arrested. So, they were going to get by security armed with only gardening shears. Good plan guys. Now we know why he is always protecting his crotch.