Thursday, December 13, 2012

Justin Bieber's Murder And Castration Plot

Justin Bieber is getting a whole lot of publicity about something that was probably never going to happen. In case you have not heard, some guy who was convicted of killing a 15 year old girl and has a Justin Bieber tattoo and is incarcerated in New Mexico supposedly hatched a plan to kill and castrate Justin Bieber while he was performing in NY. Since the idiot was in jail, he got his nephew and some other guy to execute the plan, but nothing was ever done because the inmate confessed he loved Bieber and told police what he was up to. The co-conspirators were arrested in Vermont where they took a wrong turn on the highway and almost ended up in Canada and were stopped by a Border Patrol agent. Yes, they had gardening shears, but that was it so one of the people was let go but then later talked on the phone to the guy back in jail about the plot so was arrested. So, they were going to get by security armed with only gardening shears. Good plan guys. Now we know why he is always protecting his crotch.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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  1. a non a miss6:46 AM

    LOL at that picture.

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    1. Anonymous11:40 AM

      @rejected, that's all i could pay attention to reading the whole post xD

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  2. LottaColada6:49 AM

    Bahaha... love the last sentence!!!

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  3. SusanB6:52 AM

    The new depths of stupidity people can achieve continue to amaze me.

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  4. Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas6:53 AM

    Hahaha he looks like he's peeing himself and loving it.

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  5. Unknown6:54 AM

    anyone with a Bieber tattoo is mentally unstable.

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  6. Kewi6:55 AM

    Sounds like the guy behind bars should be cut off from the outside world.

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  8. Amber7:03 AM

    He wanted him strangled with a paisley tie because it's his calling card. And because he's fancy.

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  9. Meanie Rhysie7:10 AM

    I don't care for The Beebs, but damn, that is soooooo jacked up!! If one is to obsess on someone...why the holy hell would it be The Beebs?!?!

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  10. discoflux7:13 AM

    Thank goodness it didn't happen. Right now we stand a pretty good chance of people saying "Justin who?" this time next year. If they'd been successful we would never be rid of him.

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  11. Barton Fink7:16 AM

    Why would they need gardening shears? I would imagine that children's safety scissors would do the trick.

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  12. Seachica7:39 AM

    Well played, Barton Fink

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  13. auntliddy7:40 AM

    Lol barton. You know, this may not be such a dumb idea after all- oh yeah, its against the law, lol. Seriously- the shit people think of!!!!

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  14. Maja With a J7:44 AM

    Not that I wish murder on anybody, but I heard this on the radio while driving to work this morning, and I laughed for several blocks. Sorry.

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  15. gr8p7:49 AM

    Ent...that pic is priceless. hahahaha

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  16. tookiesmum7:54 AM

    All right...the first thing I thought of in my sick mind was I hope the dude had tweezers and a magnifying glass...guess I better get some caffeine and sanity.

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  17. mynerva7:54 AM

    @Barton - nicely done Sir!

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  18. Unknown7:59 AM

    What is it with whack jobs from prison making plans?!

    OT, some guy in jail in El Paso called in a bomb threat to a school in Central Texas last week.

    Last I checked, prison is supposed to be a wee bit bad for you, because you are stoopid and don't rank high on the Darwin scale, not full of leisure time to pull stunts like this off.

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  19. dia papaya8:19 AM

    I thought he was taking a poop, right there on stage!

    I think this photo gets to be my new meme picture. Possible text ideas are endless!

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  20. Diane8:22 AM

    I'm 44 & I am sticking up for Justin because he tweeted to 16 million people about my dear friend that was dying in the hospital (in Toronto) because she need a double lung transplant. This was all over the news & as of today, my dear friend is breathing with new lungs. I thank everyone that helped my dear friend. She is from the Ottawa area, where I live & has been on Ellen too. Justin B has done a lot of work with the Childrens Hospitals in our area too. I know people do not like him, but I do. He does good work behind the scenes that a lot of people do not know.
    Pls don't bash me.

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    1. smash9:20 AM

      Diane- wonderful news. Bieber isn't so bad. Annoying like Taylor Swift. But all around not a bad kid.

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  21. Meanie Rhysie8:26 AM

    Diane, that is wonderful news! I'm so happy for your friend. I don't hate the kid...he's so young; increbile amounts of money and tons of international attention...hell, I woulda been a raging asshole at that age, and I so hope he'll grow out of it. But it's good to hear he's doing something good and positive.

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  22. Frufra8:27 AM

    Diane, holy cow. What a wonderful story. I am sick and grouchy today, but this brought tears to my eyes. Thank you.

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  23. Meanie Rhysie8:28 AM

    Sigh. incredible*

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  24. Meanie Rhysie8:32 AM

    Aww, Phruphra...I hope you pheel better soon! (F key works, but I thought I'd try to bring a smile to your face!)

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  25. Frufra8:40 AM

    Aww, thanks Reeses. It worked! Just the cruddy cold virus that's going around, nothing major. I just feel bad enough to be a big PITA.

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  28. camembert8:44 AM

    This story is too stupid to be fake. The only surprise is that it doesn't involve Florida.

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  29. crila169:15 AM

    The guy loves the Biebs, so he's going to kill and castrate him. When I'm in love, I usually want to be near the guy...but I guess everyone loves differently.

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  30. Diane9:35 AM

    Thank you all. If you want to see the story of my dear friend check out alungstory.ca.
    I'd rather my son look up to Justin B instead of Chris Brown.
    Have a happy day.

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  31. car549:43 AM

    These guys sound like they are out of some Coen Brothers movie. It is still nasty and I'm sure scary for Justin and his people. I'm sure he has a ton of security but that sucks that he has to live with that because of nutty people like this.

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  32. cinephreak10:43 AM

    Diane- thats awesome!
    Im getting really really tired of the Beiber Wiener Bashing.
    I mean, he's 20. What 20 year old isnt a massive douche? Cuz all my friends are. Justin's got a heart, and he shows it. Sure he might be a little punk, but what teenaged/young adult boy isnt a punk every now and then.

    I sure am glad Im not a celebrity so total strangers dont constantly joke about and bash my breasts or vagina.

    I mean, come on...

    Also, as much as I'd hate to say it, I really dont think he's going anywhere. He makes decent dance-able music. Heck I've bought a couple of his singles before.

    And peeps, dont bash me either. Im just saying.

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  33. feraltart10:45 AM

    Who would be famous? These idiots were caught, doesn't mean the next one will be. I know anyone can attract the attention of a stalker, but famous people attract the attention of stalkers. I hope he stays safe.

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  34. Unknown10:49 AM

    that's wonderful Diane. It's always good to see celebrities doing the right thing!!

    Wishing your friend all the best in their recovery

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  35. Anonymous11:50 AM

    that was one hell of a wrong turn to end up in canada! freaking morons. Take orders from a nutjob thats already incarcerated. like something in you doesnt click that maybe this isnt such a great idea...

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  36. Amy in MI3:12 PM

    Congrats on your friend, Diane! Yes Bieber does some wonderful things using his celebrity to bring awareness to those who otherwise wouldn't be able to have stuff.

    But he still acts like a twat.

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  37. Eeekalicious8:14 PM

    Jesus. His poor mom. She must be terrified. I guess this is the down side of being a celebrity.

    I can't imagine someone discovering a Justin Bieber tattoo on you while you're in jail.

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  38. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog9:14 PM

    Diane, that's so great, about your friend! That's so wonderful that her life has taken a major turn for the better!

    I'm kinda on the fence about Bieber. He seems to be a jerk, but he's only what... 18? And people have been saying horrible things for years. Calling a 16-year-old boy things like a girl, lesbian, gay is gross. Full-grown adults calling a kid all kinds of gay slurs. If he wasn't famous, but somehow a video of people calling this schoolkid these things, it would be bullying.

    If people wanna put him down for being a cheater, hitting on VS models while dating someone, or general douchey behaviour, that's one thing. But the gay/girl jokes based on his face, voice, or his size are just... icky.

    (Nothing wrong with a person actually being a lesbian or whatever... just not using it as insults.)

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  39. Chismosa Street9:14 PM

    No mention of the paisley tie?

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