When you think of two people getting a yacht and having a party, your first thought is not going to be Jonah Hill and Leo DiCaprio. yes, they are co-stars, but they are so opposite in personality that it is kind of shocking. Jonah can find a woman or two on his own, but Leo filled up a yacht in Sydney with a ton of women in a matter of an hour or two and you can tell by the photos above that Jonah is way over his head with this. Look how he is dressed too. Get some new clothes man. It is a yacht party. The sad thing is he does not need to. The women don't really care how he looks.
Jonah looks slightly uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteThe woman in the first pic has the tiniest butt I've ever seen!
@sjoy if u think that's tiny, google Paris Hilton's butt. The pic I saw was almost concave. It was the strangest thing I've ever seen!
DeleteOmg, you're right, S.joy! Her booty is itty bitty!
Delete@kats LOL! Googling it right now!!
Delete@Puggle I can't stop staring at it!
It's not tiny, it's just FLAT!
DeleteAwk-ward!
ReplyDeletehey ent, whos writing your new stuff? you were nice in your comments. always reffering to yourself and your (fake)basement stuff. this "Look how he is dressed too. Get some new clothes man. It is a yacht party." - this is so blogger judging the world type - it really hurts. at least give your writers a bunch of rules. Made enough off your ads to not even kinda oversee the stuff going online.
ReplyDeletereally sad. really, really sad.
I have so many thoughts on this I can't even express myself! LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't think the Enty has writers, imo. The woman in the first pic is topless and it looks like she's clenching her but like that because she's shivering. Jonah Hill is Jonah Hill, he's not known for his looks and how he dresses. He could have tried, and bought a new outfit, but considering he gained alot of weight back after losing a bunch, it's probably unpleasant to go shopping. We all know how that feels. Leo is a classic bachelor party animal, does he look like he's ready to settle down to you? I feel sorry for the state that Miranda Kerr is going to be in when he drops her sorry husband ditching, baby ditching cheating ass. Leo's not even hot anymore! Players are gross, stay away from players ladies! You're just a piece of meat and another notch on the headboard to them, you mean nothing, you're not special, you won't change them, you're just a living breathing jerk off sock, or used wad of kleenex to be thrown in the trash after you've been used. Please stay away from players ladies.
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ReplyDeleteExactly Reeses! I don't get the draw with Leo. Especially how it seems like no one is special to him. That's just not attractive period!
DeleteLeo was cute, around the time of Titanic and Romeo & Juliet. Lol.
DeleteNo he wasn't!!!
DeleteI'm nauseous but I'm not going to start a war
ReplyDeleteOh, please do!!!
DeleteWell isn't this what Leo and his buddies did
ReplyDeleteB.T? (before tmz)
Tobey Maguire, Luke Haas, Kevin Connelly & Leo were known as The Pussy Posse back in the day.
Jonah does look sorry of uncomfortable.
Good for them I guess. I'm not at all interested in the personal lives of either. I'm just not. Jonah has clearly packed on the pounds again and is way overdressed for a sunny boat ride trying to cover it up.
ReplyDeleteJonah looks seriously uncomfortable, and Leo reminds me of "that guy" at parties who can talk to just about anyone and make them feel like they're the only one there.
ReplyDeleteGirl #1 looks very cold and Jonah's all, "WTH, where's your shirt? I got three of them on!"
Lmao! Exactly! U nailed that exchange, lol
DeleteYou can tell the women aren't "Hollywood" what with the natural bewbs and flat asses!
ReplyDeleteOh Jonah! Weight is all about confidence. You can be the biggest guy in the room but if you have the confidence in yourself no one cares. Case in point - large European men in speedos!
ReplyDeleteI would feel like a turd on that boat too. My butt ain't that small anymore! Is that girl topless too? Maybe why Jonah looks so uncomfortable in that pic.
I say FU to Leo for turning a fun situation into the P*ssy Party Boat. Dude looks miserable!
Truth, Dia! Jack Nicholson comes to mind. Nasty fat but super cool and confident.
DeleteDoesn't Leo get tired? Damn Scorpio, his appetite is insatiable
ReplyDeleteTruth! He'll be another Hef, marrying a 20 something in his 80's. And WTF is with Jonah's "Bawse" hat?! No, just, no, stop. I'm embarrassed for you.
DeleteI think the main reason Jonah is there is to make an aging and slightly paunchy Leo look good.
ReplyDeleteI dont get the attraction of jonah hill. He seems a bit nasty. But this, finding yourself on yacht with naked women, is uber awkward.
ReplyDeleteJonah is wearing the same thing as Leo.
ReplyDeleteI used to love, love, love Leo back when Titanic came out. I was only in fifth grade, but I vowed to become Mrs. DiCaprio. Oh, what a douchebag you have become, Jack Dawson. Did you have to come up with Pussy Posse? I still have a soft spot for him, he's a pretty good actor.
ReplyDeleteJonah's weight isn't healthy. He needs to lose a bit, and I hope he does so the healthy way.
Paris Hilton's bugg is amazing, it is flat, yet saggy. I don't know how it happened.
ReplyDeleteIf you really want to google something, google Paris Hilton's ass goiter!
@paris "ass goiter"? Color me intrugued... Be right back....
Deleteparissucks, I remember forwarding that Gawker article about the ass goiter to all my friends. 2005-2008 was truly a golden era of gossip
DeleteI just noticed that Jonah's hat says "Bawse." This makes it all the more hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOMG you ladies are funny! Between SJoy's tiny ass comment, Katsm with the Paris butt and now ParisSucks with the ass goiter!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I should go look now (before breakfast) or have my bland Leo oatmeal first (care of Reeses) before I venture down that rabbit hole!
Sunday = saggy butt ass goiter oatmeal day!
I see some ladies in need of ass injections.
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ReplyDeleteAnd? Were there pics of it?
DeleteThere were, Sugar. A lot of pictures.
DeleteOkay, back after viewing the ass goiter. Nasty, first of all. But haven't we all seen Paris in her bikini a million times? Where does she hide that thing in a bikini? Maybe it's gone now? My google research only seemed to produce results from 2006-2008.
DeleteI need to get to the bottom of this. HEY-OOO!!
Reeses, I am currently looking at it too! I could not believe how many results came up!
ReplyDeleteThe chick in the top pic...if you have ass,wrap a towel around.
ReplyDeleteDAT (flat) ASS
ReplyDeleteLeo and Jonah are doing EXACTLY what a lot of men would do given money and fame. I say, have fun boys and tip well! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat the HELL is going on in all those Paris butt goiter pics?
ReplyDeleteyeah party it up on a yacht woo hoo celebrity style wowsas what i wish to be a bish on that yacht ya know? its like champagne rains and the atmosphere is insane! yabba dabba doo!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh paris ass flap haha i just watched the hobbit last night you know that one king of the trolls? he had some hanging ballsack thing going on from his neck kind of made me think of paris' assflap.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see Leo I get mad they tried to make him Gatsby. I know it is just a movie but it bugs me. Robert Redford was the prefect Gatsby. Not so much with Leo.
ReplyDeleteJeez you guys why are you going off topic? I mean really, why would we want to look at woman's ass pictures instead of talking about Leo and Jonah?!
ReplyDeleteI really hope no one posts any links so we can make fun of Paris. ; )
Nellie - thank you! I see no difference between what Jonah is wearing and what Leo is wearing, but just grungy t-shirty clothes
ReplyDeleteI know Lisa B! No one would want to look at those photos ;)
ReplyDeleteI sure wish I hadn't now!! Can never be unseen!!
So Leo and Jonah... I had me a mad mad crush on Leo for years. But as someone said above, he goes from girl to girl and treats no one as special. I don't want to be anyone's used tissue!
And Jonah is probably super fun to hang with. But this is not his element. Is it wrong of me to think of him as a fun nerdy guy talking about comics? I do love my nerds! My BF is sitting next to me catching up on months of comics. It's kinda sweet!
Well Said @unknown.
ReplyDeleteJonah probably will lose the weight when 21 jump street 2 start shooting.
Leo how old are you? come on man you are not getting any younger. that being said I still would.
http://gawker.com/192603/
ReplyDeletehttp://cityrag.com/2008/04/paris-hiltons-a-2/
Not sure if these links will work. Lots of saggy Hilton booty.
This does not surprise me. For some reason, I thought they had been pictured together partying on yachts before? Hmmm.
ReplyDeleteother pics and Jonah Hill looks at ease on his pics
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebuzz.com/2012-12-29/leonardo-dicaprio-parties-with-pals-jonah-hill-kevin-connolly-and-lucas-haas-on-a-yacht-in-australia-photos/
He wasn't dressed any slouchier than Leo was.
ReplyDeleteI love me some Leo - I know he is a douche and all that but I still would do the tango with him.....
ReplyDeleteLeo is wearing his Red Sox cap! Great actor, wonder if Mom accompanied him:)
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ReplyDeleteIf you know he's a douche why would you touch him...or let him touch you? How could you without shuddering or vomiting? Just thinking of how many places he's stuck his dick would be enough to send me running for a chastity belt. I know I'm a prude but the idea of sleeping with someone who has been around like that is so repulsive! How the hell do you think people get STDs? From fucking whores of both sexes! Damn right I'm slut shaming, that is DISGUSTING! And how can those women be ok with being just another number to him? Because they got to party on a yacht with a celebrity? Hope that soothes the pain of herpes, PID or any other gross disease...ugh! If nobody slept with these people they wouldn't be like this! Ew.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Jonah looks uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteAlso, my bottom is flat and I don't mind it :)
@ 888 I didn't know you could get an STD from doing the Tango with someone! If you think that then yes you are a "prude"!
ReplyDeleteSo apparently Jonah in "Leaving Sarah Marshall" was playing himself.
ReplyDeleteAttention Actors and Musicians, Please don't "go Hollywood." It's a scam. It's a chimerical fantasy lifestyle that only exists in the movies and on TV. And if you have been famous and rich so long that you don't have your own homegrown lifestyle. Like Leo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise or Lindsay Lohan. They're not screwed up, not at all. We like you best the way we found you. Looking like us, all uncool and life-ridden. So stop trying to be cool. We see you trying to be cool on a yacht with naked chicks and it makes us feel sorry/contempt for you. Also, don't take drugs/drink to excess/act stupid because of the "burdens of stardom." We'll just make fun of you for that too.