John McAfee Arrested In Guatemala
John McAfee was finally arrested after a month long search for the anti-virus kazillionaire and murder suspect that made a laughingstock out of a police hunt. McAfee was arrested in Guatemala by immigration police fir entering the country illegally and faces deportation back to Belize unless he can convince Guatemala that police in Belize will harm him.
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ReplyDeleteSmash! Today's the day!
ReplyDeleteI love how he would give out interviews while evading authorities. In the end that was his downfall. How foolish to think he wouldn't get caught.
ReplyDeleteMeth and its analogues are many hells of a drug.
ReplyDeleteEmeye!!! I haven't even sparked today!! Now is the time. :)
ReplyDeleteGreat fark headline today about this:
ReplyDelete"McAfee founder arrested by police. His 21 day free trial begins next week."
*giggles @mannyv* It's about time they caught this nutjob. I don't think he'd hesitate to kill again.
ReplyDeleteCocaine's a hell of a drug!
ReplyDeleteWrong smash! AVG is the best! :) But clearly we both agree that McAfee is not.
ReplyDeleteWay to go Vice. You dummies! They're the reason he got caught: http://gawker.com/5965341/did-vice-magazine-accidentally-reveal-the-location-of-fugitive-anti+virus-pioneer-john-mcafee
ReplyDeletehe'll bribe his way out of it, i'm sure he went to a 3rd world country for a reason, to do whatever the fuck he wanted with his billions and he is bat shit crazy on drugs
ReplyDeleteWhat the gel? I mean hell? I mean....he killed someone? Alright off to google. I will be back and i will be informed.
ReplyDeletekazillionaire? didn't he lose a bunch of his fortune and was down to like a few million?
ReplyDeleteHe claims the authorities staged the whole thing to frame him for not paying bribes. Which, well, no.
ReplyDeleteOoh, now he's having massive coronary episodes and appears to be dying. This guy's a mess. I hope the hookers asked to be paid up front.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is very scary. Its best for the people of Central America for him to be locked up!
ReplyDeleteWhat the what?? This guy was a software billionaire and fucks up like this? So stupid. As I like to say: Some people have more dollars than sense.
ReplyDelete@Barton- I assure you he is not dying. Crying chest pain is the universal bat-signal for incarcerated douche-bags who aren't getting enough attention. Welcome to my world.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, he could drop dead at any moment. He eschews western medicine in favor of Chinese herbs and home-brewed pharmaceuticals, obviously has high blood pressure, detox & some psych issues going on right now.
Hate this guy. Hate my job right now, so I really hate this guy as he's everything I have to deal with daily.
@pop I eschewed western medicine and I've never been healthier in my life.
DeleteKatsm - Yeah, but you probably didn't take up the cultivation of "bath salts" in lieu of western medicine. At least, I hope you haven't! LOL.
ReplyDeleteThat Vice story is hilarious! "Yeah, yeah I meant to do that, I totally faked that EXIF data." What a horrible lunatic this McAfee is.
Lol @zeeky!
ReplyDeletenice disguise--think he used shoe polish to dye his hair and goatee?
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